– Nicole Kidman checked Keith Urban into rehab! [Haute Gossip]
– Stephen Hawking filed for divorce, but who knew he was such a kinky bastard? [Suicide Girls]
– What the hell is Nelly Furtado wearing? [Bastardly]
– The Beckhams are going to get British Lord and Lady titles [Socialite’s Life]
– 14 at Gallery of the Absurd remixes Grumpy Old Indian Man or maybe it was a famous painting first [Gallery of the Absurd]
– Shanna Moakler says Paris can have her sloppy seconds [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Paris vs. a Dog in the wonky eye bowl [Mollygood]
– Celebrities say dog food is delicious [Glitterati]
– Jessica Simpson to guest star on “Studio 60” [ICYDK]
– There won’t be another “Spiderman” movie [smart]
– Katie Holmes is shopping like crazy for her wedding [Celebrity Puke]
– Daniel Craig might actually kick ass as Bond [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Michelle Williams and her baby [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Haley Joel Osment gets probation [The Bosh]
– Shakira wins a big tongue. WTF? [popbytes]
– What are those guys thinking in that photo with beat Lindsay Lohan? [Agent Bedhead]
– Jennifer Aniston hides behind a bottle of water [Jordan is your Homeboy]
– Lindsay Lohan taunted the housekeepers at the Chateau Marmot by leaving behind a bunch of designer clothes that only their children can fit into [US Weekly]
– Fake celebrity mugshots [Cityrag]
– Britney Spears’ diet strategy [yeeeah]
– Sarah Michelle Gellar is a natural hooker [Celebslam]
– Keira Knightley takes Edward Scissorhands for a walk [Gabsmash]
– Matt Damon to narrate a documentary about bringing clean water to Africa [ecorazzi]
– Pete Doherty and Kate Moss are touring again [DListed]
– 79 year-old Gina Lollobrigida married her 45 year-old boyfriend of over 20 years [OMG Blog]
– Wesley Snipes has been found [Derek Hail]