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Us Weeky has the highlights from Paris Hilton's new interview in Blender magazine, and they're hilarious. She "f'in hates" when fans touch her, cries when listening to her own album, and reveals that her baby-doll act and insane ambition were inspired by her narcissistic grandmother.
The best part, though, is that her mom Kathy told her that acne scars were caused by giving oral sex. At age 19, Paris supposedly believed her:
Maybe Pink believes this too, and that's why she thinks blowjobs are gross.
Is it surprising that at the age of 19 Paris was as gullibe and uninformed about sex as the average grade school student? Maybe she wouldn't be as successful if she wasn't that stupid. It's a good thing for her that she never finished high school.
Here are some pictures of Paris at an in-store appearance at Best Buy on August 18th and in Blender Magazine.
Thanks to Gossipin for the tip, and to Hollywoods Best for these photos.
Kate Hudson is now said to be riding the Buttersotch stallion, her co-star Owen Wilson, which people speculate hastened the end of her marriage to Black Crowes singer Chris Robinson. Kate also made many comments suggesting that Chris was unfaithful on tour, but as long as she didn't know about it she wouldn't worry. It turns out that it's worse than that. The PopBitch e-mail newsletter claims that Chris got Kate involved in orgies and she wasn't into it:
If that's true she probably doesn't mind a little friendly tossed salad with Owen as long as he has eyes only for her.
That's sad and goes to show that it really doesn't matter how hot, rich or sweet someone is if their partner wants to cheat.
My husband and I have a theory, though, that only unattractive and/or overweight people are swingers. We saw a German "documentary" on swingers and most of them were butt ugly. This blows that theory completely out of the water.
Here is Kate Hudson in August's Allure magazine. [via]
Elevator music performer Yanni, master of the pan flute, has a huge collection of sex toys which he delights in organizing by size, color, and penetration level. His ex-girlfriend says he cleans his vibrators, dildos, and butt plugs excessively. She also claims he takes a lot of Viagra and is a sex addict:
This same woman claimed Yanni hit her in March of this year, while he said he just grabbed her arm. Yanni spent a day in jail after the incident but all charges against him were dropped. Maybe he was just pissed off because she didn't bring him back enough sex toys for his collection. His music is so boring, he's got to spice up his life somehow.
Posted to Abusive | Sex | Yanni
Woody Allen's French nanny was summoned to Colin Farrell's hotel room for some awkward quickies before the London premiere of "Miami Vice." She says he's got a small dick and that he really sucks in bed. He made love to her three times in just an hour and a half. He invited her to the premiere and after party, but she left once she saw that he was getting cosy with Gong Li:
"Moments later he kissed me hard on the mouth, grabbed me and threw me on to the bed. He tore at my clothes and kept saying how beautiful I was. When I was naked, he ran his eyes up and down my body, gasping with pleasure." The couple made love on the bed, against the bathroom wall and in the shower.
Angelique said: "He was enthusiastic and athletic. He was so keen to have me, he didn't want to wear any protection. He just said, 'It'll be OK, it'll be OK'. But for all his ardour, it was like he was reading from a text book, lurching from one position to another. He loved it when I climbed on top. He was cooing, 'C'est bon, c'est bon'. It's clearly the only French he knows.
"We made love three times but the actual sex only lasted 10 minutes in total. At one point he lifted me up and carried me to one side of the bed so we were both looking in his full-ength mirror. He said, 'Look how beautiful you are'.
"To be fair, he did try and give me pleasure, kissing me all down my body - but his heart wasn't really in it. I kept having to fake orgasms - one, two, three - to keep him happy and let him keep his dignity. It seemed the polite thing to do."
Despite Colin's bad-boy reputation - the Dublin-born actor once told Playboy magazine: "I've always been a firm believer that casual sex is a good thing" - Angelique says he seemed nervous, clumsy and unsure.
"He must have told me I was beautiful eight times, or more. And he was always looking me in the eye. I found that rather off-putting, as if I were some kind of school project. It was too clinical. He didn't at all come across as a sex god who had slept with countless woman. If I didn't know better, I could almost have thought it was his first time...
"He kept saying 'C'est bon (it's good), you're beautiful, c'est bon'. He sounded like James Blunt.
"Once he'd got what he fancied - in about 10 seconds flat - he just wanted to go to sleep."
The best part is that she compared him to James Blunt. That's so nasty that Colin didn't wear protection!
I would like confirmation that he's poorly endowed, though. Has anyone seen Colin's sex video? He's all covered up in the screencaps. (NSFW)
It sounds like this woman is bitter than Colin didn't contact her again and hooked up with Gong Li instead. I believe her, though. Colin sounds like a teenager with no staying power. Maybe he'll be embarassed enough by this story to use a condom and some manners next time.
Here are some candids of Colin taken on 8/3. [via]
Christina Aguilera says that she loves having sex with her husband, music producer Jordan Bratman, in public places.
Unfortunately Aguilera seems to prefer indoor public places, making embarassing pictures unlikely. I don't really want to imagine Aguilera and Bratman having sex, and wish I never brought it up.
Here they are outside of a restaurant on 7/28. Aguilera looks drunk, and she seems to have dribbled something on her left breast. [via]
Singer George Michael was caught trawling for sex in a public place yet again. He was forced to come out in 1998 after being caught in a sting by an attractive policeman in a public bathroom in Los Angeles. He made fun of the incident in the video for his song "Outside" and talked about his shame on Oprah. Now that he's been caught having sex with a nasty old guy he's not going to play it off so easily.
News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.
When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed:
"I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!"...
The pair kissed and groped each other before going even further. It was all in a public place and totally illegal — just like the day in 1998 when George flashed at an undercover cop in a California park toilet.
News of the World followed the poor guy that George fondled back to his squalid flat in Brighton. They interviewed the guy and he gave the sordid details:
"He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic."
Kirtland's confession then took a bizarre twist as he bragged: "There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing.
"Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond.
"When we'd finished he said, ‘I've got to go. I've got to go somewhere and chill out.' And that was that.
"OK, I admit I was there for sex. But I'm astonished a man as famous as George should even think about doing it. It's potentially so dangerous."
That's nice that George didn't make fun of the old dude for whatever weird thing he's got going on down there. Maybe he's a woman or something. Whatever you're into.
When confronted by The News of The World snoops, who were either in the park for some random fun themselves or who routinely trail George Michael, George said "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!"
That's like saying it's heterosexual culture to hook up with prostitutes, isn't it?
George Michael is about to embark on a 50-concert comeback tour, which sold out in a half hour.
Here are some low-res pictures from the article. They're too good not to publish.
I know, just like me you would be in a shock too after seeing Lindsay Lohan in between her guy’s legs, doing…you know what. However, after looking at picture carefully, I realized that it’s a movie shoot.
But I still find it a bit awkward, it might not be a new thing for Lindsay but her mum would land up in a shock if this scene makes it to the screen. Better known as Teen queen, Lindsay seems to be ready to do anything and everything to make it big in the industry. A few months back, she said she would go topless for an Oscar.
Via Popsugar
This article was originally published on Celebguru and is used under a content share agreement while Celebitchy is on vacation.
Posted to Lindsay Lohan | Movies | Sex
In a pledge that she'll probably forget next week, Paris Hilton confirmed to Britains Guardian that she plans on being celibate for an entire year:
Now, she says, it's time to take care of business and indulge herself in a few consumables. What's the most extravagant thing she's ever bought? "Erm ... I just ordered the new Bentley convertible." How much is that? "I don't know - I didn't ask."
Paris says she makes her own money and deserves to be known for her, uh, fame, rather than her status as an heiress. She also brags about how gracious and sweet she is:
Hilton was brought up a Catholic, and still attends church. "I think a lot of people forget where they came from and treat people bad." The notion of her forgetting her roots sounds ludicrous, but I think I know what she means - she's not talking inherited wealth, but achievement. As she says, more than once, "I don't want to be known as the Hilton heiress, because I didn't do anything for that."
Paris dishes on Nicole in the article, saying that fame has changed her and that it "breaks her heart" while she's stayed the same, vapid person all along.
Author Naomi Wolf calls Paris a "palette cleanser" and compares her bland sexy-innocent image to white noise:
When told about Wolf's assessment of her, Paris says she doesn't know what it means, but that she thinks it's "nice."
While some people give Paris credit for her skyrocketing image, I believe her and think she's just been the same shop-a-holic party-girl all the time.
Of course I don't believe that she's going to be celibate for a year, because chances are she said that in a brief two-week lull and will forget all about it when the next hookup presents itself.
Paris is seen in a new photoshoot by Dave Hogan, and posing with her sister, Nicky, on July 8th in LA. She is also shown shopping for prison shorts on July 7th. [via]
British singer and cad Robbie Williams was said to have had sex with so many young ladies while on his latest tour that he needed to be treated for exhaustion. The Sun reports that he bedded four ladies in five days:
A doctor examined him and decided he needed an energy-boosting vitamin shot in his bum to make him fit enough for a gig that night.
He later told the crowd at Copenhagen’s Parken national stadium in Denmark: “I had to get a needle in my a*** this morning. It was because I didn’t want to let you down, brothers and sisters.”
A few weeks ago Robbie was complaining that he couldn’t find a girlfriend. Now he is back in the saddle big time.
Robbie pulled a pair of sisters in Gothenburg, Sweden, on Saturday — although only one of them stayed over.
On Sunday night he chatted up a blonde Swedish doctor who he spotted in the audience when he was on stage.
I’ve managed to get hold of the first picture of Marie Annerstedt who Robbie picked out after spotting she had scrawled Snog Me I’m a doctor across her ample chest.
Then, on Tuesday night, Robbie copped off with a redhead Dane in Copenhagen. The next evening, after the France v Portugal semi-final in the World Cup, Robbie picked up a cute blonde Danish girl. He is clearly enjoying his success with the fairer sex.
Robbie is out of shape from too much smoking if he can't perform with one woman a day. Jamie Foxx slept with four women all at once and still managed to make out with more on stage.
That woman who wrote "I'm a doctor - shag me" on her chest was probably put up to it by her friends and didn't expect to even get to talk to Robbie, not to mention fuck him. Everything I know about picking up rock stars I learned from "Almost Famous" and some documentary featuring those chicks who made plaster casts of the big rock stars' penises. It seems like you have to be mysterious and cool, or have some sort of angle to land a rock star for the night.
Robbie must be a straightforward guy who is just taking what he gets if he's going for the easy prey. Robbie said earlier that he had a hard time getting laid because women were naturally wary of him, so he's undoubtedly grateful for his good luck while on tour.
Here are pictures of Robbie at The Max Beesley Gala Dinner on June 4th and one outside his hotel in Amsterdam on June 20th. I'm not too up on British celebrities, and need to get ready for my trip, so you'll excuse me for not identifying everyone. I do think I spot Simon Le Bon. Pictures [via]
Victoria Silvstedt's new boyfriend is a little troll. He has buck teeth and a belly and is about a foot shorter than her. He must be richer than sin to land 1997's Playmate of the Year. From the looks of these pictures of him giving her oral off a dock in Sardinia, [via] he knows what he's doing in that department because she's clearly pleased.
Sky News published a story about these pictures on June 14th, called "Who are little 'n large?" but it has been removed from their site.
Swedish model Silvstedt is 31.
Heather Mills was a well paid hooker who participated in orgies and had gay and straight sex, according to sworn statements from two people who worked with her and revealed information verified by Britain's News of the World. Mills didn't just sell her body once or twice to pay the electric bill - she worked as a prostitute for years:
In sworn affidavits we have evidence from the private secretary who paid Heather for pleasuring his billionaire master.
And we have testimony from Denise Hewitt, the ex-wife of the heir to the Berkeley Homes empire, that she joined Heather for lesbian games and group sex when they were both London prostitutes.
We can identify the madam who booked many of Heather's rich and famous clients for a 20 per cent fee.
And we reveal that Heather's vice trade wasn't simply a moment of madness in her life. It went on for years.
Her secret sex games with international arms dealer Adnan Khashoggi took place in Spain's Marbella and at the Lanesborough, Hilton, Dorchester and Grosvenor House hotels in London's Mayfair.
She was paid amounts totalling £2,000 in sterling plus another 8,000 US dollars—currently about £4,400. But this was just a fraction of a secret fortune she amassed.
Heather earned a further £1,000 for a foursome with two other escort girls and an Arab prince at the Dorchester on London's Park Lane.
A former escort girl named Petrina Montrose, who joined Heather for the Dorchester hotel orgy, told the News of the World: "Heather was a familiar face in our business.
"I worked with her when we were both hired for a party thrown by an Arab prince at the Dorchester."
The 37-year-old, who now lives in Essex, said that she and Heather had been booked by a girl named Ros Ashley who also modelled swimwear under the single professional name ‘Ashley'.
Petrina continued: "It was a really lavish affair. There was a buffet of Lebanese food and Ashley was already there with a group of about six working girls, including Heather.
"The prince was tall and greasy and I wanted to leave but I knew that to get my money I'd have to have sex with anyone in the room who picked me. Still, Heather was bubbling over with enthusiasm.
"All the girls separated and, after a while, a blonde girl opened the prince's bedroom door and beckoned me in. The prince was lying naked on the bed with his legs apart.
"The blonde girl lay on the bed between his legs, then I saw that Heather was already in there too. She was naked on the bed, kneeling next to the prince's midriff. I took off my clothes and joined everyone on the bed. I knelt facing Heather and we performed oral sex on the prince. Then all four of us played together on the bed before the blonde girl who called me in had full sex with him.
"When we'd finished, Heather made no attempt to put her clothes on. Instead she started parading naked around the room, trying to impress the prince even more. At the end, Ashley paid us £1,000 each."
Heather's sex trade is also detailed by Abdul Khoury, who was Adnan Khashoggi's private secretary from 1977 until last year.
Mr Khoury, who now lives in the Lebanon, has a great memory for detail. In precise language he told us: "I was responsible for organising all Mr Khashoggi's arrangements, including meetings, travel and his social diary.
"One of my duties was to look after Mr Khashoggi's guests, which would include looking after vice girls who were invited to see him. One was Heather Mills, who I know had sex with him on a number of occasions in return for money....
"Sometimes Mr Khashoggi would make comments to me about the girls he paid to have sex with him.
"In Heather's case I remember his remark that she had soft skin. And she was very athletic in bed. Mr Khashoggi was always very pleased with Heather's performance."
But Joanna wasn't. It later became clear to those in Khashoggi's circle of women that when all three of them were in the bedroom Heather had ‘tried it on' with Joanna and suggested lesbian sex—and that it was much more than a performance for the arms dealer's benefit.
Petrina Montrose recalled: "I was told that Heather has come on to a girl in a threesome and that the girl was upset. It's completely out of order for one prostitute to make a lesbian approach to another unless it's been discussed beforehand.
"But Heather seemed as interested in the sexual side of things—even lesbian sex—as well making money."
The prince's secretary goes on to reveal more specifics involving group sex and trysts Mills had with the prince over several years, with the latest being in the early 90s.
This is incredible, and it looks like News of the World did their homework and isn't just making this up. Before Mills and McCartney separated, I remember reading gossip that claimed that Mills used to entertain rich Middle Eastern men, but it didn't get into such raunchy specifics.
Mills is not going to escape this explosive news, and she better lay low for a while. Of course she can always claim to have been working as a sex therapist at the time - that defense seemed to have been quite effective with her porny picture book.
She's going to get creamed in the divorce settlement with Paul McCartney now, and will be lucky if she comes away with a paltry few million to live on. She's going to have to deal with the embarassment from this scandal for the rest of her life.
Pictures [via]
Heather Mills says that sex book she posed for in the 80s wasn't hardcore porn at all - it was just an innocent "Lover's Guide" meant to help frigid Germans better connect with their significant others.
It seems like the poses in the book are effective, because the guy she's pictured with says he made sweet love to her afterwards:
The curly-haired male model is hoping to bag thousands of pounds by selling his story of how he did it for real with Heather Mills.
His move will heap yet more shame on Sir Paul McCartney’s estranged wife — mother of his two-year-old daughter Beatrice.
Yesterday it emerged her divorce settlement from the former Beatle could be slashed.
Lawyers for 63-year-old Paul are bound to cite her pornographic past as grounds for his payout — until now estimated at £200million — to be reduced.
Heather, 38, suffered a THIRD knock as it was revealed top shelf men’s magazines are preparing to publish some of the filthiest images from her photo shoot with the male model.
There's also no way that book is just a how-to manual, since there is no text in it that would add even a smidgeon of legitimacy to Mills' claim.
The Sun asked everyday people to review it for uh, educational content, and they were unanimous that it's porn:
Journalist Ruth Lumley, 26, of Brighton, said: “Blimey, I’ve never come across a ‘sex education’ book that has whipped cream in it.”
Facilities manager John Bertram, 52, of Manchester, said: “It would need more text and less in the way of edible undies and thongs. In this situation Heather is definitely a porn star.”
Printer Andrew Love, 42, of Basildon, Essex, declared the book “fairly hard core”.
And engineer Stuart Lye, 31, of Chingford, Essex, said: “After ten pages it’s clear you’re not going to learn much with all these whips and things.”
The more details we learn, the more it seems like the leak of these dirty pictures is definitely beneficial to Sir Paul, even if he didn't get joint custody of his daughter.
Nicole Kidman is supposedly withholding sex from her fiance Keith Urban until he marries her on June 25th:
The 'Cold Mountain' actress has told the country singer they won't have sex again until their wedding night - which is rumoured to be taking place in a few weeks time.
A source told Britain's Daily Sport newspaper: "Going four weeks without sex will certainly increase the passion on their wedding night."
Nicole reportedly got the sex ban idea from her friend Russell Crowe. The 'Gladiator' star went for months without sex before he married Danielle Spence in 2003.
Russell said: "I was determined there would be a lot of pent-up energy on the big night."
Nicole is due to marry the country singer Urban in a chapel near Sydney on June 25.
This sounds made up, but it's pretty funny and we're prone to believe it. Kidman is Catholic and probably thinks that she can make up for lots of premarital sex by pretending it never happened for a little while.
While Urban's publicist did confirm his engagement with Nicole right after she announced the news, he was reportedly pissed off when she made it public and doesn't feel ready to get married. It also seems as if Nicole and Keith have had problems in their relationship, with some reports saying that Keith wanted time off a little over a month ago. There's also a rumor that he's drinking a lot and sleeping around.
Withholding sex from a guy is a dangerous way to pique his interest in you, and Nicole is probably trying to hold out for a while in the hope that Keith will realize what he's missing. This reminds me of an Eddie Murphy sketch where he compares lack of sex causing you to go crazy for a woman to being really hungry and thinking crackers are delicious. It might work for Nicole, but if Keith is getting his kicks elsewhere this strategy will backfire.
In related news, Bette Midler has denied that she's been asked to sing at the Kidman-Urban wedding.
Posted to Keith Urban | Nicole Kidman | Sex | Weddings
We reported yesterday that Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt got her middle name from her architecture-loving daddy Brad, who admires French architect Jean Nouvel. The source we quoted thought Shiloh might be a tribute to the place where Brad and Angelina made sweet love to conceive the baby, but said that was uncertain:
It turns out that there's a Shiloh in California and Brad and Angelina were there nine months before the tot was born. How freaking original:
That's dumb, especially since Shiloh is a weird name that's hard to pronouce. David and Victoria Beckham named their first son Brooklyn after his place of conception, but they're not as bright as the Jolie-Pitts and can be forgiven for using such a trite baby-naming convention. Brooklyn also isn't that bad of a name for a boy.
Not only is Shiloh going to have to live with that weird name, she'll be cursed with visions of her parents having sex when people ask her how she was given her unique moniker. Even if your parents are super hot like Brad and Angelina, you still don't want that image in your head.
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Mandy Moore has called Wilmer Valderrama's tell-all interview on Howard Stern, in which he suggested he took her virginity, "tacky" and "untrue":
She says his chat is "utterly tacky, not even true".
She went on to say: "It hurt my feelings because I like him."
But it seems she's not the only one a little miffed by Wilmer's loose tongue.
During the interview, he also claimed to have slept with Lindsay Lohan, Ashlee Simpson and Jennifer Love Hewitt.
Jennifer Love Hewitt denied Valderrama's claims earlier, saying she "would have loved to have been there!"
Mandy Moore is in the finishing stages of her latest album, and says on her official website that "Things are really heating up and I'm so anxious to get out there and share this music with you all." She also has harsh words for whoever started a rumor that she was in rehab, saying " If you're gonna spread trash and gossip, there should be a line drawn on issues that you just don't go near!"
Considering that we never heard that Moore was in rehab, she shouldn't have justified the rumor with a response.
Here she is the June, 2006 issue of Elle magazine.
Photos from [mooreofmandy.com]
There's a blind item in todays NY Post that sounds like it's about Lindsay Lohan and Bret Rattner:
Lohan does like it rough. She did 20 push-ups on the floor to show off for the reporters at a recent press conference for Just my Luck. She also said that she doesn't date as much as the tabloids make it seem:
Here's Lohan in what may be a new photoshoot. If you've seen it before, let me know. [via]
Pink has said that she found it endearing that her husband, Carey Hart, threw up with her in a bid to win her affection. She also said he could pee in his hand and offer it to her as a gift and she would think it was sweet.
Given all the crap she says along with her reputation, it seems pretty odd that she would call an average sex practice disgusting and say that she's lazy in bed:
When asked about oral sex, she reportedly said: "My God. That's disgusting. I don't do that".
The 'Stupid Girls' singer - who is currently involved in a war of words with hotel heiress Pairs Hilton after she included a spoof portrayal of the blonde's notorious sex tape in her latest music video - went onto admit that although she is more than happy with her husband's sexual prowess she doesn't do much work in the bedroom.
She added: "I'm too lazy to go on top."
She must be trying to get press again because she hasn't been quoted in over a week. Surely she's not serious. Sharon Stone would vehemently disagree and would consider her at risk for rape! If this is true, we feel sorry for her husband. She can strip for him but she can't do her wifely duty.
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Jamie Foxx has a career as an R&B singer that we haven't paid much attention to. At an RCA party celebrating his album last week in London, Foxx handpicked five hot women to stand next to the stage while he performed. After the show, he took four of the women into a "secret chamber" backstage with him. (One of the five the apparently had some dignity)
Beefy minders stood guard in front of the locked door to the opulent V-VIP room, which had four double beds covered with red velvet sheets, strewn with rose petals.
To complete the saucy setting, the secret chamber - filled with bottles of Cristal champagne - was lit with dodgy red lights.
For over an hour, no one was allowed to disturb the love-in and when we cheekily asked what was happening, a flunky replied: "What goes on in the boudoir, stays in the boudoir. When you're Jamie Foxx on top of the world - you can get anything you want.
"Everywhere he goes he hand-picks the women he wants to get to know. He likes having women all over the place."
During his show, Foxx skeeved everyone out when he pulled British rap star Estelle onto the stage and tried to make out with her:
Oh please. Later, Foxx and his crew headed to Pangaea where he struck out with Sugababe Keisha Buchanan. (She turned down K-Fed, too, so Foxx is in good company.) Instead of Buchanan, Foxx is said to have settled for some other gorgeous woman.
Foxx is 38, and he must be trying to make up for lost time. The guy is not super-handsome so he's probably not used to getting ladies and is having his glut of them while he has a chance. I'm sorry, but anyone who has that much random sex at that age has a problem. Maybe a sex tape will come out to embarrass the guy and help him slow down.
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So Kate Moss doesn't really care about much since her comeback is in full force. She got an over quarter-million dollar contract with Calvin Klein a couple weeks ago, and now she's going to represent Nikon cameras:
Moss will appear in print, TV and cinema ads and on the web at stunningnikon.com to promote the point-and-shoot camera.
She's also rumored to be returning to Burberry after they dropped her during her cocaine scandal last year. Oh and there's a ridiculous new statue of her.
Everything is not roses with Kate. She was overheard complaining about her lack of a sex life. Her ex, Pete Doherty, with whom she is supposedly back together, bragged that he was sober while at a performance in Ireland this weekend, so that could explain it.
Update: Kate was spotted holding hands with Israeli financier Vivi Nevo at a party for model Jeisa Chiminazzo in NY recently.
Here is Kate getting reading for Easter weekend with her daughter, Lila Grace, and her ex, Lila's father Jefferson Hack. There are also two pictures of Kate for Nikon courtesy of yeeeah.
Sex with Angelina Jolie must make people crazy. Angelina Jolie's ex lesbian lover, Jenny Shimizu, has talked to the press before about her relationship with Jolie. She must not be able to stand it that Jolie seems happy with Pitt, because she's dishing the details now (link has a topless picture of Jolie and is NSFW)
REVELLED in trawling strip joints and ogling the girlie action,
DASHED back home to re-live the sexy moves, and
CAVORTED naked in a moonlit Hollywood swimming pool...
Angelina was just 19 and wed to UK actor Jonny Lee Miller. But Jenny told us: "One night as we sat talking on Angelina's hotel bed our eyes just locked and we kissed. A slow, lingering, magical kiss.
"Next day we both knew we wanted it to go further—when I went back to her room we fell into each other's arms and slowly took off each other's clothes.
"She was a little shy but I just kept pointing to each bit of my body and saying ‘Breast!' ‘Thigh!' encouraging her to kiss every part of me. She was so eager to please. It was such a turn-on looking down at her gorgeous naked body as I showed her how to make love to a woman."
Soon Angelina was calling shots, too. heir ideal night was for her to dress in PVC pants with matching skintight vest and trawl strip clubs together.
"I even took her to dominatrix joints and she loved them all," said Jenny. "The darker and naughtier the better.
"Then we'd go back to wherever we were staying, desperate to rip each other's clothes off and act out the moves we'd seen. They were amazing nights."
Thats pretty hot. Shizmu says that Jolie loves lesbian action and isn't going to be satisfied with the role of mother and wife: "Angelina loves danger and dabbling in the dark side. That's where she gets her kicks—not playing happy families with one man."
We think Shizmu just can't bear to be without Jolie, who she reveals waxes every inch of her body and doesn't have a hair on her. She must not think she has another chance with the gorgeous actress or she would keep the details to herself.
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Johnny Knoxville revealed the most likely reason why it was his co-star, Steve-O, who "briefly" hooked up with 
Nicole Richie and not him: he likes to take his time during sex.
He said: "I haven't seen it so it's hard to compare, but I reckon you'd probably need extra videotape."
Knoxville says the secret to his sexual prowess is he is willing to do anything to pleasure a women.
He added: "Your wish is my command, ladies."
Knoxville must be between conquests at the time, or he would surely be too busy to give long quotes.
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Pink is planning to surprise her husband of three months, motocross rider Carey Hart, with an erotic pole dance backstage tonight in London where she's performing. She has been learning the tricks of the stripping trade in a bid to liven up her act. Pink has also hired lap dancers from LA to perform in her show, and wants them to get in on the action backstage too:
"Pink plans to have a lot of fun with the lapdancers both on stage and off," adds our spy.
"By the end of the night, Carey will think all his Christmases have come at once."
No man would refuse that.
Pink also credits fighting with keeping her marriage and her creativity fresh:
It sounds like she has it at least half right.
Here she is in a spread for Blender magazine.
Pictures [via]
Girly-man Daniel Craig famously lost two of his teeth while filming a fight scene in the newest Bond film, Casino Royale. Craig's inability to drive a stick forced the franchise to make Bond's trademark Aston Martin an automatic, and he will also be driving an uncharacteristic Ford Mondeo. While filming beach scenes, Craig suffered a bad sunburn and got prickly heat. The first blonde Bond's on-set demands include "wet wipes, baby lotion and two nail files." Craig has also said that speedboats make him nauseous and that he dislikes guns.
The latest Bond film doesn't just suffer from the frailties of its lead. Casino Royale will not feature the gadgets Bond relies on in earlier films, will show Bond's weaknesses, and will be "nothing like" the 1953 Ian Fleming Novel.
What can save the doomed Bond film? Lots of sex and nudity.
Actor Daniel Craig has shacked up with Sienna Miller and Kate Moss, and soon the paying public will get to see his goods too. The smart female CEO of the series has realized that only graphic sex scenes can save this PR disaster:
The insider added: "She wants to show the world that Craig is all man. He has no problems with full-frontal nudity and it shows. Prepare for some jaw-dropping love scenes."
The hunky actor and co-star Eva Green have agreed to shoot full frontal sex scenes in the movie - dubbed "moonie-raker" by the crew because of the amount of flesh on show.
In one scene, Bond is seen naked on a yacht with French beauty Eva - who plays double agent Vesper Lynd - in just a sarong.
Craig, 38, then gets to whip off the skimpy garment before the pair go skinny-dipping.
Craig may be a metrosexual, but he's hot. We predict Casino Royale will do well at the box office.
Pictures [via]
The Sun has a remarkable piece of investigative journalism about a homely female reporter's date with a male prostitute. This isn't just any gigolo - he's one that captilizes on a resemblance to Becks:
“You can do whatever you would do with a boyfriend.”
The seedy soccer sham even offered to pull on a replica England strip during the romp.
He said: “I have got a kit and I would be happy to put it on for you. Some women I have been with even call me David during the act. I don’t mind.”
The male hooker, Paul, also said he's gay for pay but not uh, every day. He also models as Beckham for gay websites.
The Sun reporter only had dinner with the famous prostitute, and could not vouch for his services. He looks to be charming in the photos.
In the latest issue of GQ magazine, gorgeous Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima claims to be a virgin. She's 24 years old and has dated Derek Jeter and Lenny Kravitz. This sounds like wishful thinking:
We thought that a lack of respect was not buying dinner first.
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Lindsay Lohan thinks that sex is just groovy.
What does she look for in a boyfriend?
"Confidence, loyalty and a good sense of humor, because I come with a lot of baggage," she tells Cosmo. "I have paparazzi following me every day. After I finish, I'd like to have a boyfriend. It would be nice to have that security and to have someone to go to a movie with."
Thats really sweet for someone who can't settle down. Then again, it could be the men she dates or the fact that she travels a lot. (Or that she has lots of choices. Why bother to pick one?) [via]
Picture below [via] and thanks to JunkFeud for the great peace sign mashup image.
Here's a picture of Lohan in NY yesterday. Someone on the JJB board points out that her jacket matches the skirt she wore to two parties a couple of days ago. She made a wise choice to wear it separately.
George Clooney isn't a man-slut for no reason, he's simply lonely and needs constant company. At least that's what we're inferring from his latest comments, where he reveals that the master bedroom in his Italian villa is just too big for him:
The star - who has been linked to a string of famous women - revealed to Britain's Loaded magazine: "It's too big. Far too big.
"I've never quite managed to spend a night in the grand boudoir, so I sleep in one of the other 14 bedrooms whenever I'm there."
Add two to three actresses, and Clooney manages to bear the spaciousness of his master suite.
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The Post Chronicle reports that two different sources state that the webcam pictures of Clay Aiken may have been a hoax by entrepreneurs trying to promote a gay porn movie:
Coti Collins is a female impersonator who has toured with Reba McIntire and is the current "Miss Gay Florida America." Even in this picture in full drag, she does bear a resemblance to Aiken.
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