Remember when Lily Allen promised that she was going to take a break from music, and remember when she quit twitter? Those were good times.
Well, Allen is back and she’s been back for a while, picking fights with people and getting indignant about stuff, as she’s known to do. Her latest tweets involve raging that she wasn’t invited to the royal wedding and that her rival, Joss Stone, was. Then she tried to take it back and claim that she was making a joke. Besides, she has something to do that night anyway, so nya.
@gracedent well, you can quote me as ‘outraged’, why does bloody Joss Stone get an invite and not moi? I sang at the Diana concert too!
25 AprFrom: JustKallMeTall
@lilyroseallen no disrespect however I have a feeling joss stone will behave better on the juice than u, sorry
25 Apr@JustKallMeTall yeah, but she’s a stoner though so she’ll probably pull a whitey after her 2’nd glass of champers and vom everwhere.
25 Apr@gracedent it was pretty obvious that I was being sarcastic about not being invited to the royal wedding, right ?
26 AprOh my god, if I get one more tweet about not being invited to the royal wedding. IT WAS A JOKE you humourless fools, now run along.
26 AprBesides I wouldn’t be able to go anyway, I have a previous engagement.
26 Apr
[From Lily Allen’s Twitter via Radar Online]
Lily is also in some kind of twitter feud with a guy from News of the World who is calling her out over the fact that she said she wanted time off. You can check out the details on her Twitter account, with the relevant tweets linked here. It’s not worth recapping.
Just reading through Lily’s Twitter account, it’s clear why she wasn’t invited to the royal wedding. This girl has been drunk in public multiple times, she’s talked smack about many different celebrities, and she’s wondering why she wasn’t invited to the most important event of the year in her country. She may have changed with her recent engagement and terribly sad miscarriage, but it’s obvious from her Twitter musings that she hasn’t changed that much.
Here’s Lily with her buddy Karl Lagerfeld at the Chanel show on 3/8/11. He looks like he wants to suck her brains. Credit: Fame.
I would hazard a guess and say she really was joking!
And being drunk in public in the UK isn’t as much of a big thing as you lot in the US make out. It’s kind of a rite of passage this side of the Atlantic to be honest.
Maybe Lily and the London guard that got fired can have a pity party for not being invited.
She was joking.
what does this chick do? like…does she sing, act, what? i only hear about her when it relates to talking smack. LOL
eta: oh, nevermind. she says she sings. hmm. never heard any of her music.
I’m with the ‘she was joking’ group. Thought so as soon as I read the headline. The article only confirmed it.
She was joking. God. And that guy she’s feuding with, Dan Wootton, Showbiz editor of the News of the World, is truly what Goopy called her grandmother – a prize A one, who picks on women and then pulls the homophobic card (he’s gay) when anyone has a go at him in return. Disgusting slimeball.
I didn’t get an invite either you guys. Color me outraged!
But its cool, I gotta work that night anyway. 🙂
LMAO! I have a friend who was invited to the wedding as she has some sort of vaguely royal bloodline in England. I think that’s funny.
There are some seemingly random people invited though – like the Irish national and Leinster rugby player and his (lovely and adorable) wife, Irish actress Amy Huberman, even though I don’t think they’ve ever met the happy couple.
And although I don’t think Lily Allen was joking, I would be peeved if I was her that Joss Stone(r) got an invite and not her. Perhaps if they’d chosen St. Paul’s instead of Westminister, she’d have to buy a hat!
Ah jeeze, she’s buds with Count Spatula too? Figures.
@ Mairead – not sure about Amy but I know BOD and William have built up a friendship through involvement in rugby. And anyway they’re only invited to the service and not the afters.
O’Driscoll can’t make it anyway due to a Heineken Cup match.
@Jen. Thanks for that info. I read in the Indo (gotta scrub myself clean) that BOD and William became friendly on the Lions tour in Australia, which makes it much less random. I knew that he wasn’t going, but left it out as only about 2 other people will know who I was talking about. I’m dying to see what Amy will wear – looooooooove her!
Sounds to me like she was joking. NBD.
I really wish Lily would get back to making music!
Sounded like she was joking
@trollydolly, so in the UK being drunk in public isn’t that serious? That’s interesting. Here in the States, you can go to jail for being drunk in public. Only a handful of cities even allow you to have an open container of alcohol in public. And of course, we really despise drunk drivers, but I’m sure that’s the same in the UK too.
I think she was joking too…
she was joking.
but seriously she needs to get back to music. i know she said she retired from singing, but i just cant believe it, i dont want to admit it to myself.
@Eloise – drink driving is seen as much worse in the UK than here – it is a shameful crime with very hefty punishments – Lilo wouldn’t have got this far without jail!
Being off your face in public – not a big deal …
She really is the UK’s biggest celebutard. What does she do again? What did she ever do? When your rival is Joss Stone, it’s time you realized you are not A List.
I might be in the minority here, but I don’t think she was joking. It reads like a case of sour grapes.
It’s too easy with Twitter to vent an ungracious sentiment or offensive comment, and to try to whitewash it afterwards by claiming how it was a joke, that people misunderstood it, or took it out of context, etc, etc.
I’m not picking on Lily Allen for feeling left out of what is probably the UK’s single biggest social celebrity event of the year, but she didn’t have to pick on Joss Stone.
A few things. Firstly, if people are joking they usually add a 😉 type of emoticon. Otherwise, its hard to tell in the absence of a person’s facial and vocal tonal expressions. Secondly, she said “Besides I wouldn’t be able to go anyway, I have a previous engagement.” Oh bs! Is she saying that when given a choice for some do or presentation, or a royal wedding, she wouldn’t cancel her previous engagement for a royal wedding? As if! If she were invited, she would have cancelled her ‘previous engagement’ in a New York minute. Lastly, since she had a snarky fight with Elton John at an awards ceremony when she was drunk off her face, and since Elton John is appearing at the wedding, maybe thats why she wasn’t invited. Among other reasons.