Rob Kardashian expands his sock empire to include onesies

Rob Kardashian

Rob Kardashian hasn’t been papped since his sister Kim’s 3rd wedding this summer. I miss writing about the guy in the same way I miss Weston Cage, who went underground to hide the crazy. Rob isn’t crazy (only a mess), and he hasn’t disappeared entirely. He’s just never seen in public anymore. He still treats people terribly on social media because he’s a terrible person. Remember when he trashed ex-girlfriend Rita Ora? He got into a feud with ex Adrienne Bailon too a few weeks ago. Chris Brown was somehow involved, and it was cringeworthy. Rob also ambiguously tweeted, “Karma at Zendaya on the night of the ill-fated Aaliyah Lifetime movie. I don’t think he was picking on Z. Rob isn’t awful enough to pick on a teenager … yet.

There is some actual Rob Kardashian news to report, and it involves his fashion empire. You know how he’s so smug about being a sock designer and only a sock designer? Rob’s now expanding his line to include onesies. I don’t know if he’s going unisex or only designing for men, but Kris Jenner showed off this pic of a male model wearing a starred onesie. Look at her excessively proud caption:

I guess this could be considered “loungewear” in fancy terms. Oh, it’s just a onesie in time for Christmas. Kris is so excited because she may be able to finally make money off her errant son. Would you buy one of these onesies? They’ll sell at Macys. His socks are $50 at Neiman Marcus so I can’t imagine how expensive these will be. (Macys has a lower price point though. Their men’s Ralph Lauren pjs are around $30.) No thanks. You could buy this stuff at Target for $19.

Rob Kardashian

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  1. NewWester says:

    $50 bucks for socks?!!!! Who are the people buying these?

  2. drea says:

    I used to find him so cute .

  3. Hello Catty says:

    Lmao at the title of this article! Thank you : )))

  4. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Men…wear…onesies? Like…you mean…you said…I just thought I read…
    You mean the kind babies wear? Is this real? Or am I still asleep? Please don’t tell me my husband is going to dress like my newborn niece. I’ve been good this year. I ate some kale. I recycle. I don’t deserve this. Universe, please. Not funny.

    • mimif says:

      Made me laugh, GoodNames. Hey, where’s Kiddo? Miss her lots and stuff.

      *pours double strength mimosa for GoodNames*

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        I was wondering the same. Miss her, too. Let’s hope she’s off having fun.

        *clinks glass… “To Kiddo!”…*

      • mimif says:

        Cheers, my dear!

        *summons Kiddo*

      • Kitten says:

        lmao, GNAT. Bonus points if there’s a super-sexy butt flap in the back of the onesie–you know, in case you need to change your husband’s diaper. I love a man in baby clothes.

        Honestly, you know what I find sexy on men?


        My BF was wearing a hoodie with the hood up last Sunday and I ended up mauling him. Hot.

        PS Are you really getting a second pixie bobster, mimif?

    • AtlLady says:

      Oh goodie! A man in a onesie – where you can watch the f*rt bubble roll all the way up his back, only to emerge in full aroma from the back of his neck. Sign me up – NOT.

    • Lindsay says:

      My boyfriend wears his Steeler onesie loud and proud during the winter, but NO WAY IN HELL would I fork over $50 for one! Got his at Walmart for a whopping $20!! lol Mama Kris must be smoking the good stuff to think anyone would pay that price for Rob’s stuff. Wow.

  5. scout says:

    LOL! His sisters show up in onesies now.

    • Mrs. Wellen Melon says:

      Unbuttoned to the navel and super snug, intentional rips/holes in the thighs, Spanx outlines, a hint of camel toe, tons of booty, 4″ Gucci cage heels, giant Hermes bag, smoldering makeup, open-mouthed pose …

      Nope, can’t picture it. (-;

  6. swack says:

    I can’t believe any man would want to wear a onesie. I, as a woman, don’t want to wear a onesie, even lounging around. Wish I could see the instagram pic.

    • Haha, and the model looks miserable.

    • swack says:

      So I went to Celebitchy on my phone to see if I could see the picture of the onesie. I pictured something different in my mind. To me, those are footie pj’s without the feet in them. To me a onesie is what little ones wear, where it snaps in the crotch with no covering for the legs. And yes the model looks like he’s not into this look at all.

    • hunter says:

      I have a onesie and it’s awesome (I’m female). The problem with his pic is the legs are way too short and it doesn’t look cozy at all, it looks constricting.

      The ones on Amazon range from $35-100 and mine (OutOfGas) was about $45 and very super comfortable and cozy. Protip: make sure it’s at least 50% cotton.

  7. Mrs. Wellen Melon says:

    Kanye’s onesies will be in leather. That’s the difference of genius.

  8. so says:

    That picture of the guy in the onesie … Damn, I can’t stop laughing!!

  9. aenflex says:

    That’s funny. Can’t speak for men in general, but my husband would never wear a onesie.

  10. Rusty machine says:

    It’s coming right in time for Christmas so it will make some sales off people who want to give this as a gag gift or at the very least a not-so-serious gift.

    • M says:

      It would be a great gag gift at a snuggy price point but this will probably cost $250 to look like a sad dumb ass in stars.

  11. Sam says:

    I can’t imagine men embracing the onesie. I bought a romper on impulse last year and it freaked my husband out severely. He kept holding it and saying, “But….but – how do you pee in it?” “Well, I think I have to totally take it off.” “But – but – how does that make any sense? Why have to do all that to pee? Why?” He still does not get it.

  12. HappyMom says:

    The picture of Kris holding up the socks in ecstasy-there you go. That’s the essence of Kris-pushing her kids’ ridiculous “projects” with such enthusiasm. Only being present and supportive of her kids if they’re making money.

  13. Jennifer says:

    Diapers included in the price?

  14. Mrs. Wellen Melon says:

    If Rob’s toddler niece can wear leather biker gear, a grown man can wear toddler gear.

  15. Anon says:

    Off topic but Cash Warren, Jessica Alba husband now also designs Is this a lucrative buisness now. Seriously is it…socks??.. Something aint right.

  16. Falkor says:

    Bieber could be the perfect poster child for adult onesies, Rob should see if he’s available.

  17. anne_000 says:

    $50 for a pair of socks makes me think that it’s just a souvenir gimmick to be bought by ardent Kardashian fans. Same with the onesies if those are overly expensive too.

    • me says:

      I don’t see why Kardashian fans would buy those socks for 50 bucks. Rob is rarely on the show and those socks are for men aren’t they? Plus he’s not very likeable anymore. They don’t have a huge male fan base. Their fans are mostly young girls who are spending their parent’s money. This is why I don’t understand why Kim went nude AGAIN. She’s forgotten her fan base. Well this recent nude shoot had people googling her sex tape all over again and purchasing it. She still makes money off of that tape. This recent nude pic gave her porno a lift and it’s now surpassed Pamela Anderson’s tape as the highest grossing celeb sex tape of all time. Kim must be so proud.

  18. embee says:

    I can’t imagine paying $50 for friggen socks! What are they made of? The picture of Kris posing with the socks over her head is hilarious. Do the Kardashian family wear onsies? Robs looking better

    • word says:

      I bet PMK probably thought 50 bucks was a good price. After all, we’re getting socks made by a Kardashian (the Royal family of America lol).

  19. Nims7 says:

    Where is he?? I hope he is ok….I actually feel sorry for him.

  20. Caz says:

    Onesies are so 2013. Missed the trend by a year hehe. No one sane would consider buying a kartrashian onesie!

  21. Karla says:

    This is even more stupid than his socks. I hope no one buys either. His only hope is to get away from his family.