Paris Hilton on her boyfriend: ‘I think we’re the only couple that never fights’

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Paris Hilton has been popping up a lot lately. When she’s been dropping her thoughts about fame and politics, she is also sure to mention her boyfriend as many times as the sound bite will allow. Usually, Paris refers to him as “my boyfriend,” which I hope is because she likes the title and not because she keeps forgetting his name. The boyfriend being mentioned is Chris Zylka and we should learn his name, not just because some of you said he was really quite good on The Leftovers but because Paris seems to think he’s going to be around for the long haul. She’s already told us he’s, “the one,” but recently she said they can’t wait to get married and start a family. She also revealed that they never, ever fight. Mm-kay, well, if there’s anything that will test her theory, it’s wedding planning, marriage and kids.

Paris Hilton and Chris Zylka have been dating for less than a year but they’ve already got a wedding – and babies – on the brain.

Us Weekly caught up with the lovebirds on Saturday, October 28, at the Fabulous Fund Fair in New York City, where they appeared to be as happy as can be.

“I think we’re the only couple that never fights. All my friends are like, ‘Literally, you guys are the perfect couple. I’ve never seen you argue,’” the socialite-turned-DJ, 36, gushed to Us. “We communicate well,” added The Leftovers actor, 32.

When asked about the potential for upcoming nuptials, Hilton told Us: “We cannot wait, it’s going to take a lot of planning!”

If it’s up to them, there will be a lot of kids in their future as well. The entrepreneur dished to Us about wanting a big family: “I grew up in a family of four, so I definitely don’t want only one. Two or three, I’d be happy with two but three would be amazing.”

“We’re really close to our families and it’s so important to have a close relationship with your brothers and sisters, so we definitely want our children to have siblings to grow up with,” Zylka added.

[From Us]

Of course, Paris thinks they are the only couple that never fights. She may think they’re the only couple that laughs, smiles at each other or watches TV together because her view can be a bit myopic at times. That said, I believe Paris believes they never fight. First, they’ve been together for less than a year and it’s possible they’re still in the ‘everything is magical’ stage. Second, by the amount of times Paris said “I” and “me” vs. Chris saying “us” and “we,” I think the relationship hierarchy is obvious. If Paris calls the shots, maybe she hasn’t approved a fight yet? On the other hand, our proof of their perfect union is Paris reporting her friends’ comments about the public face of their relationship. I’m not sure I see this as a credible source.

I’m slightly more interested in her talk about marriage and babies, though. If they can’t wait and it’s going to take a lot of planning, why aren’t they engaged? I assume Chris has been given a list of three acceptable – and very detailed – engagement scenarios. Only he’s having a hard time selecting one because he wants to ask Paris first which he should pick and the instructions clearly say it’s supposed to be a surprise! Oh my gosh you guys – a Paris Hilton wedding is exactly what I need. Can you imagine the spectacle? There will be 17 sponsored wedding showers. I predict at least two crown changes. She’ll have three full length gowns followed by a going-away outfit resembling a bedazzled doily. They’ll rent out Montana for the venue and theme it “Ibiza”. Her procession to the altar will be an actual parade through Bozeman. After their week-long celebration, which will involve several “viewings” of the couple seated on imported thrones, they’ll depart on a 30+ suitcase honeymoon, none of which will be Chris’. And no fights throughout any of it. As a matter of fact, Paris will have a bow-tie muzzle made for Chris to wear to ensure they don’t argue. And her friends will tell us that it was – literally – like, the perfect wedding.

Halloween with my love. ✨🐰😎✨

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  1. Pedro45 says:

    I feel like his name should be Chad. He looks like such a meathead.

  2. D says:

    Seems like every guy she’s ever dated has been “the one” her “soulmate”, I have a friend who’s like that and it gets pretty exhausting to listen to after a while. I’m actually surprised that Paris hasn’t been married and divorced x number of times.

    • Ankhel says:

      I’m less surprised? Sure, she’s pretty and confident, which would interest many guys initially. We all know she’s extremely high maintenance, selfish and catty though. That combo will make a guy stop picking up the phone soon enough.

      She probably won’t marry until she meets an absolutely fearless, highly skilled gold digger. Someone willing to pamper her at first, and pretend to be rich. We’ll see.

  3. swak says:

    Public face vs private face (of a relationship) can be polar opposites. New a couple that out in public they were the perfect couple, when they got home was a different story – he beat her especially if something didn’t suit them while they were out in public.

  4. Nicole says:

    Its not healthy to never fight. Conflict is healthy in any relationship…parent/child, couples, friends.

    • Wilma says:

      I never fight with my husband, been together for 15 years now. We’re just both not the kind of people who let emotions boil over or wait until small annoyances become large.
      That said, Paris Hilton is never going to convince me that she’s an expert in relationships.

    • Anastasia says:

      Eh, my husband and I have been together 27 years and it’s extremely rare for us to argue about anything. I honestly can’t remember the last time that happened. And it’s not from a lack of interaction–we see and speak to each other every single day.

      But we had our tempestuous years early on, when we were both figuring out how to work out issues, boundaries, our own needs, etc.

      I can’t see a new or newish couple never fighting/arguing. That’s just unrealistic as hell.

    • MM says:

      Lol it’s because they’re stoned all the time and they’re not confronted with problems that are causing some couples to fight, like bills, kids, a shitty job etc…

  5. kay says:

    if there is no fighting going on then a) exceptionally mature communicators or b) someone is sucking it up hard core. i am going to have to go with b) for these two since, at 45 years old, i have never ever met a couple that were a). (yes, met some that were on their way to a) but never actually met anyone who was genuinely there).

  6. Patricia says:

    My husband and I very rarely fight. We have a baby and a toddler and so we have a few more fights than usual, meaning maybe once every few months we will have a conflict and hurt feelings. Never ever do we yell at each other or anything like that.
    My former relationship was full of fighting and I told myself that’s normal. Nope.
    People get so cynical about couples who don’t fight. Like sorry we figured out that we know how to communicate before we got married and had kids.

    • GreenTurtle says:

      No, I agree. My husband and I haven’t ever had a fight, though we have snapped at each other a handful of times. We’ve been together 9 years. I don’t think we’re better than any other couple or that fighting’s bad, we just don’t. We talk about everything and both have very calm, accommodating personalities. It’s possible, especially if you get together a bit later, after you’ve both had rocky relationships in the past.

  7. Anastasia says:

    I feel like couples who truly never fight or argue are couples who:

    1. have been together a really long time, and had those fights to figure out boundaries, each other, their own needs, earlier in the relationship, or

    2. don’t even interact enough to have anything to fight about.

    I have the feeling she and her boyfriend fall into the latter category. ;)

  8. Medusa says:

    Paris Hilton and her Halloween costumes make me appreciate Heidi Klum that much more. She’s been doing this sexy something schtick since her teens and it’s boring and also kind of sad because of her age. I don’t mean you can’t look sexy while getting older but Heidi Klum is sexy as hell but is also confident enough to really go all out on Halloween where Paris Hilton still feels so insecure at 36 that she still has to dress ultra sexy at any given moment.

  9. Lori says:

    Um, what happened to rich dude she was going to marry that lives in Switzerland and they were perfect together and he was her soulmate…. blah, blah, blah ;)

  10. Veronicalodge says:

    Please don’t drag Montana into this! Remember what happened when the Kardashians came into town? Lol…

  11. Molly says:

    It’s interesting to see the different paths Paris and Nicky have taken in their adult lives. Nicky seems to have successfully folded into European autocracy with a baby and a half to cement her status. Paris is still dressing like a sexy _____ for halloween and filming countless selfies at age 36.
    It gets weird when they try to come together and overlap for things like NY Fashion Week or various promotional things. Paris cleans up well, but there’s still a major cloud of fame whore hanging over her. I’m sure Nicky’s posh brand would prefer to have nothing to do with such desperation.

  12. Mrs.K says:

    He is a well trained puppy.