It sure seems like John Mulaney’s girlfriend is visibly pregnant

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I believe the timeline on John Mulaney is as follows: throughout 2020, Mulaney was struggling with a relapse of alcohol and drug abuse; Mulaney checked into rehab in December 2020; he spent three months in in-patient treatment; he left the rehab facility in February of this year and began seeking out-patient treatment; as soon as he left rehab, he filed for divorce from Anna-Marie Tendler; no one knew he filed for divorce until May, when he began rolling out his new relationship with Olivia Munn.

No one knows when Mulaney began his thing with his new girlfriend. We do know that she seemed to be pursuing him last year, haunting his social media and publicly wishing him well and all of that. My theory is that they probably spent some time together last year when he was using and when he was very much married, and that they started up again as soon as he left rehab in February. And she possibly got knocked up straight away? The New York Post published these photos:

Yeah. It’s not just a burrito baby. They haven’t confirmed anything yet and who knows if they will. It’s not our business, granted. But You Know Who is setting up photoshoots with People Magazine and strategically leaking information about the relationship, so I do think we’ll get some kind of confirmation. I do feel sorry for Anna Marie Tendler. Jesus, what a toxic, gross way to end a marriage.

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  1. BusyLizzy says:

    I do not like commenting on a woman’s body but yeaaaaaaaah she’s visibly knocked up (muy embarazada as Hilaria would say)

  2. Aurora says:

    Didn’t his wife say they both didn’t want kids?

    • Chica says:

      Yes, he didn’t want kids.

      Is it me or does Olivia Munn always land in the middle or end of problematic relationships? Is she the Cleanup Woman?

      • Sunnee says:

        She is the “The clean-up woman”, lol

      • Snappyfish says:

        My sister is a physician who helps people overcoming addition. She mentioned the other day that he was ticking all the boxes someone in recovery shouldn’t tick. Maybe his marriage was toxic, so leaving that & focusing on self care might have been a good decision. However Jumping into a new relationship that seems somewhat predatory is a recipe for disaster. Now the “possible” add of a child he may or may not have wanted & you get a new level of catastrophe.

      • Wiglet Watcher says:

        Snappyfish
        He ticks every box. A new relationship is a complete distraction from overcoming his addictions. Munn is toxic in a way of using her relationships by leaks to promote herself. She leaked Chris pine, she leaked Timberlake. She leaks this one too.

        In past interviews and skits I had the impression he didn’t want kids at all. Munn has definitely alluded to wanting a family someday.

    • VS says:

      Assuming Olivia is pregnant, either he changed his mind or it was a woopsie. Anyway, Congrats to Olivia (assuming she really is)

      • Ainsley7 says:

        I get the feeling that the pregnancy was very much unplanned. It’s just too messy to have been planned. I don’t know anything about Olivia’s stance of children, but there is no way he just suddenly wanted children. He’s always been very clear about not wanting them. I also feel like they would just address it directly if it had been planned.

      • VS says:

        @Ainsley7 — I sometimes have this feeling that people who start their relationship in a strange or difficult circumstances end up regretting it; of course some couples do make it (e.g.: Alicia and Swizz)
        I wish them the best; especially the child

  3. teatimeiscoming says:

    this whole situation is cringey

    • Laura says:

      The whole way this is reported is cringey. Olivia Munn has a name in her own right and isn’t just his girlfriend. I’m not a fan of hers by any stretch, but she’s more than the way she’s presented in this article. It’s pretty sexist.

      • Karlie says:

        I thought the same thing! A weird move!

      • North of Boston says:

        See the replies down thread for an explanation. I suspect this site does not want to give any more attention to OM than they absolutely have to.

      • Sigmund says:

        Munn has targeted gossip sites for mentioning her name. She’s very petty.

      • Wiglet Watcher says:

        Sigmund
        I thought this too. She’s taken the fug girls fair assessment of her outfit as a personal attack on her and feminism. Most importantly they never even attacked her and she tried to go after them in a big way.
        Petty doesn’t cover it.

      • Laura says:

        I get that, and thank you for the context. It might be helpful to state as such when reporting about her.

  4. VS says:

    why are people so obsessed with this guy, cuddling him and making it seems like he is a kid? the dude is almost 40! he is an adult

  5. Escondista says:

    Yeah I can’t see this ending well for anybody – especially this poor baby. People on Twitter were saying that we don’t know anything about this (re: his ex wife) but how could you not just feel for her???

  6. Lexilla says:

    John Mulaney’s girlfriend is going to be pissed that she’s not mentioned in the headline by name.

  7. Oh_Hey says:

    People got so mad whenever folks called John the villain in this story but come on. The new girlfriend of less than six months (officially) is late into a pregnancy already?
    I get that two people dealing with things can just grow apart – that is not what seems to have happened here at least not just that. John looks like a messy drunken cheating douchebag and it all came out during the pandemic.

    Ew. Eww to every in this story not his ex.

    • sunny says:

      The optics of this situation are messy as hell. I am hoping all parties are happy and have found some sense of peace.

      I do feel terribly for his ex-wife though. Only they people within a relationship know its truth so it is probably more complicated then we know but from the outside, John looks like an utter a#$hole.

      • Scal says:

        I’ve said this before-but I judge them on how they act after the relationship ends. First it was releasing pap photos rhe week Anna defended her masters thesis. Now this ‘is she pregnant’ rollout comes out 2 days after she announced her first gallery show.

        At this point-I’m expecting the confirmation of the pregnancy to come the day of the show. They just seem to time their pap walks and announcements at time when the ex is trying to move on and be happy. It feels cruel.

      • Wiglet Watcher says:

        Scal
        I doubt it’s John. He’s always been very low key. Munn has always had favorable leaks for her in every relationship.

      • Agreatreckoning says:

        @Scal, That isn’t very kind timing in this situation. I don’t know much about Anna. Here I thought OM wanted to get papped the day after Aaron Rodger’s Haute Living feature came out.
        https://hauteliving.com/2021/09/aaron-rodgers-talks-time-grand-return-green-bay-packers/701385/

    • Natters says:

      Also aren’t you advised to not go into a relationship for at least a year when you get out of rehab to work on yourself? That is when I knew he left his wife for Olivia and also that “we met in church” crap.

      • Wiglet Watcher says:

        Yes, you are advised to focus on yourself and not start any major life moves like a relationship or baby.
        Lol the met in church line… met at a wedding, in a church, where he attended with his wife.

      • MoonTheLoon says:

        Wouldn’t be surprised if the pregnancy was part of why he left his wife. That’s usually how these things work. Ugh. Poor Anna.

  8. milliemollie says:

    He filed for divorce in July!

    Good luck to the baby. That’s all I have to say.

  9. Nana says:

    Jesus what a mess! So the guy who has gone on record multiple times to say he didn’t want children knocked up his side chick? Ugh I was a really big fan but this is me tapping out.

  10. LillyfromLillooet says:

    If Anna really didn’t want to have children, this won’t land with her. If this was something that she sort of wanted but John really didn’t/they as a couple decided they didn’t, this is going to be heartbreaking. I only hope she’s not finding out about this like the rest of us if that’s the case.

    Beyond that, this all seems like a sober bender post rehab, though if it’s a whoopsie…ugh, I got nothing beyond this.

  11. North of Boston says:

    Oh well, John.

    I guess I’ll always have the Salt and Pepper Diner.

  12. Maryanna says:

    I can’t stand Olivia Munn, she always seems so smug and superior and that business with the Fug girls was terrible. This is even worse.

    • Elizabeth Kerri Mahon says:

      Apparently, Ms. Munn has been obsessed with John Mulaney even before last year. An article was floating around on Twitter where she talked about meeting both him and his now ex-wife before they were married, and I think she even went to their wedding.

    • AuntRara says:

      Yeah… I feel like the thing with the Fug Girls showed her true colors. Not to mention all of the fat phobic things she’s written over the years. What happened in John and Anna Marie is between the two of them. Even if he DID cheat, that’s on HIM not Olivia. I just get the sense that she’s a pretty nasty person and it’s hard to imagine this having a happy ending.

  13. Voominvava says:

    I knew it! Been waiting for this to come out. She looked pregnant in their ‘people pap’ photos in that t shirt. She never wears loose clothes, especially if she knows she’s going to be photographed.

    It reminds me of how Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson were together over a decade and said they didn’t want kids and then she ends up pregnant with her ‘affair’ . I felt bad for Joshua then, although I think he came out on top and it was a blessing in disguise.

    I wish her a healthy pregnancy though. Even when unexpected, babies are a blessing and I wish them well.

    • Monette says:

      Ha, this explains the weird a** paparazzi photoshoot they did with only one photo getting released. This was the onky one where she wasn’t visibly pregnant.
      And yes, she never ever wears baggy clothes. Must keep the sexy alive.

    • Andrew’s Nemesis says:

      Babies are NOT always a blessing. That’s why abortion exists.

    • Kristen says:

      This is not really the same thing as Josh and Diane. Josh and Diane were both pretty clearly in the wrong relationship and then went on to marriage/children with people who were right for them.

      • Voominvava says:

        But why does that mean that Mulaney and his wife weren’t in a wrong relationship? If it sent both of them to rehab then maybe this is the best thing for everyone.

  14. Hk says:

    I always wonder why you speak about olivia munn like she’s some never heard person. Not even an own tag! She’s an actress, not a good one but actress still and she’s been gossiped before. I knew her but not this john dude.

  15. Monette says:

    Something very strange happened to me in this whole saga. I liked John a lot, even if I’ve only seen a couple of his stand-ups. And I took it VERY personal when he announced his divorce and relationship with Olivia Munn.
    I got really weirded out by my reaction.
    Is it because I thought he was a good guy and he turned out to be a messy one (in my head what he did meant he is a bad guy and this is not true, we all make mistakes)? With the divorce and the (cheating) and the pregnancy.

    • Zatfig&Kitty says:

      I am 100% on board with you. I am a huge John Mulaney fan (even got my parents to watch “Big Mouth”) and I am not impressed with him right now. Obviously real life is messy but eww John, you did your wife dirty and knocked up a woman known for being messy. Classic mid-life crisis bull-crap – and he’s younger than me! Respect your ex-wife and go buy a boat or something.

    • Ann says:

      Yes, that’s me. My kids love John Mulaney and I bought the persona he was selling. Now he’s a cheating messy douchebag who swore he didn’t want kids and then got his rebound, or whatever she is, pregnant. I don’t know his wife but I feel so badly for her. He did her dirty.

    • Sue Denim says:

      yes, me too. I loved him, found his comedy and his persona so endearing, esp in context of everything else in our culture that’s been revealed to be so toxic…and I’ve loved Anna and Petunia too, so this has hit weirdly close.

      I know I don’t know what went on, but it seems like he’s been insensitive to the point of cruelty toward Anna, asking for a divorce when he — and she — were just getting out of rehab. Announcing the divorce — so icily too — then the OM relationship in the same week. Having OM stay at the house he’d shared w Anna before she’d even moved out. The pap photos. Timing these things around moments when Anna was clearly trying to recover, move on, defend her thesis, do her art, heal.

      JM’s relapse is so sad, I root for him so much to recover. But this all seems so destructive, to everyone around him. And OM feels like she’s pushing it too, if not driving it. Remember when she posted the pic of herself pregnant (fake) back in Jan. I have a sense that JM, after the Sack Lunch Bunch, and relapsing, may have been v vulnerable on many issues including having children. I think his friend Nick Kroll met, wed and had a child w a woman during the pandemic. So maybe he felt the pull. And in walked OM, who’d kind of chased him it seems for years.

      All I know is, this does not feel sane or safe or healthy. And so out of step with his nice guy, pro-woman persona. Also, didn’t OM announce last week that “she was dialing things back” w JM? Well, I hope regardless of whatever is going on, it all turns out ok for everyone.

      • Col says:

        What is the source of him having her stay over before Anna moved out? That’s gross.

      • Wiglet Watcher says:

        Col
        Page six and others had it with a google search. She stayed over at the home John shared with his wife, but I believe the timing was when his wife was still in treatment for a stress induced eating disorder and depression. So she wasn’t there. Or she was wife friends/family, but her belongings were still there. Munn was papped looking prepped and cute leaving the residence. Who tipped that pap off?

      • Lurker25 says:

        I went to the same high school as JM. Diff year, VERY diff social scene. It’s where every wealthy white Irish conservative family (like JM’s) sends their kids, and that town was/still is run by that demographic. All JM’s comedy bits about his youth are par for the course in this group. Think Brett Kavanaugh.
        It seemed like (in his comedy, I don’t know him personally) JM recognized his privilege, distanced himself from those a$$holes, made himself whole and became a nice guy. He used to comment on Annamarie’s Jewishness her way of being in the world as though it was anchoring him somehow. He found it fascinating, like a good kind of tethering.
        So it’s just disappointing to see that no, he never did heal the void in himself. And the a$$hole scene he grew up in produced another one, no matter what.

        As for OM, some women like men who are taken. They like the guy, but they *really* like feeling power over the woman they’re screwing over. She’s been publicly into him at least since 2015. He got married in 2014. Cheating is on the cheater (JM), but being a pos human is on her. Pretty sure the timing-to-hurt is her way of driving the wedge deeper.

        Not sure if this is just my experience… I was shocked to find out how obsessed the other woman was with *me* when my ex cheated. When I found out, how I was taking it, what I must be thinking/feeling/doing. She’d known is both for yeears… So I wasn’t some mystery. But she wanted the details of how I was reacting when she stepped into my life. She wanted to sure it stung and was bothered when it didn’t. So weird and gross.

      • Sue Denim says:

        wow lurker25, thank you for sharing, so interesting, and sorry you had that experience w a cheater, but sounds like you managed it really well. and yes too on the jewish thing, and others, a lot of his jokes land differently if he’s not really at heart respectful and decent…esp at least for me, toward women… not saying he’s not, but he’s not looking v good to me anymore…

      • terra says:

        @Lurker25: My grandmother had a very similar thing happen, re: her husband’s other woman being obsessed with her. She made a big deal of redecorating the house when my grandma moved out even though it ended up looking identical to how it did before, tried her hardest to ingratiate herself with their dogs, started frequenting my grandma’s favorite restaurants, even tried to make an appointment to have her hair done with my grandmother’s hair stylist best friend!

        Another of her ex’s girlfriend’s tried the same sort of things, just to a lesser degree. His mother never liked any of the girlfriend’s but my grandma and he was a giant mama’s boy, so they never lasted too long. The divorce ended up being a good thing, with the family on better terms than ever by the time he died, but why some women feel the need to pull this type of Single White Female nonsense has never made any sense at all to me.

  16. Moxylady says:

    Sometimes people come out of rehab wanting the opposite things. Not because they thought it through but because they want to distance themselves from the person they were who relapsed. Best of luck to everyone in this situation. I hope his ex gets their dog.

    • sunhitsthesky says:

      Petunia was actually her dog before they married, so it is safe to assume she did.

    • Scal says:

      @moxy I follow her on Instagram and she mentioned that petunia was staying with her family while she was out in California moving out her stuff and doing a extended roadtrip to Oregon with girlfriends.

      Now she’s back in NYC she’s had lots of petunia in her stories. I’m pretty sure she got the dog

  17. CROOKSNNANNIES says:

    I wonder if she can tolerate purple potatoes or if they’re too hard on her pregnant stomach?

  18. maskhead says:

    What if Olivia Munn simply wanted to be a mother and used a sperm donor? If you have the financial means and really want children that can be a smart decision. Relationships end so compromising for a partner on such a vital decision can be a big mistake.

    • HeyJude says:

      It’d be really weird to use a sperm donor for a baby while in a relationship with a presumably fertile man. Outside of Jan from the Office, I’m not sure this is a really thing that happens.

    • iconoclast59 says:

      @maskhead, Are you a gymnast? Because you certainly did some impressive contortions to come up with that theory. Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and a messy guy just knocks up his jump-off girlfriend.

  19. Lucy2 says:

    Wow, I was not expecting that. I do not have a good opinion of her, and this whole thing has soured my opinion of him as well.
    This seems very very messy. People were wary of him jumping right into a relationship right after rehab, now it looks like they got pregnant very soon too.

  20. Lena says:

    john mulaney divorced his wife who he famously “loved deeply” and “didn’t want kids with” and then Olivia Munn shows up pregnant (allegedly) makes me think he got out of rehab, cheats with Olivia, she gets pregnant right away so he filed for divorce. What a mess. Now I feel more understanding of her over the top IG in mourning posts.

    • KissMyA**23 says:

      Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if he got her pregnant while in rehab. Who really knows, but fancy rehab centers often let celebs leave for hours on end. If you’re rich/famous, they get special treatment. It wouldn’t surprise me at all.

  21. fluggle says:

    Nvm

  22. Annie says:

    Good luck, Olivia! I mean, the guy had been keeping her at a distance for ages but she persisted until finally got what she wanted, yet he’s the most unreliable person to have a child with right now (and so soon into a relationship!) because he’s dishonest and possibly a cheater, and two, he had literally just left rehab (she, I assume, got pregnant immediately after he left and they reunited!). At rehab they encourage you not to date until at least one year of sobriety. They tell you to have plants and pets first, and if you still have them after a year, THEN you can date. Can you imagine having a child? John never wanted kids. Watch Comedians in Cars. He talks about not wanting children. Ever.

    This is a blessing in disguise for his ex. This is one of those moments when it feels like your whole world is collapsing all around you, but you’re secretly dodging a bullet. You don’t need someone like this in your life. I hope she knows John needs to stop horsing around if he wants to remain sober. This is not it. The pressures of having a child can make anyone crack, especially a relationship with a very shady start.

    • Adrian says:

      Annie, he talked about it in Colbert’s show. Colbert asked if he has kids and he seemed awkwardly nervous to answer that and simply said they have a dog (Petunia).

  23. Kit says:

    There was a Tiktok (@celebritymemoirbookclubpodcast) that “broke” the initial rumor she was pregnant on 5/29. If she was ONLY 12 weeks pregnant at that point (that’s when people usually wait to disclose it, although god knows OM might have been TELLING THE WORLD earlier than that) that puts conception in March. So the “JM got with OM immediately after rehab” timeline makes sense, and if she’s farther along, she might have gotten pregnant right around the time he filed for divorce. Yuck.

    • teecee says:

      So this is speculation, but: It’s entirely possible that an oops pregnancy was the reason for the divorce filing and the weird People Magazine debut. Anna’s official statement when the divorce was announced wasn’t PR-speak, it was raw. Anna was very much entwined in John’s comedy friend groups, and I wouldn’t be surprised if a few of their close friends confronted him about his public* behavior. He may have said “Olivia is pregnant, that’s why” and that news got around in comedy circles . Comedy is a very small, very gossipy community and John is one of its biggest stars, so it wouldn’t take long for news about him to spread. So it’s not surprising that a lot of comedy people would know very early.

      *I say public because if even a smidge of the rumors about him are true, some of these guys must have known he was cheating on Anna with groupies. Now he’s knocked a famous groupie up.

      • Joy says:

        They’re too old and too rich for an oops baby. They have all the access in the world to prevent pregnancy and chose not to.

      • Ann says:

        I side-eye the oops pregnancy, at least in cases like this. I know birth control fails, but when used correctly it is pretty darned effective. Olivia was very into him and is apparently the thirsty type, and she ends up pregnant “by accident”?

        I’m not letting him off the hook, don’t get me wrong. He should have worn a condom, especially since very adamantly and openly did NOT want kids. But I would be very surprised if this were a situation where they doubled up on the protection and she still got pregnant. It’s just statistically very unlikely.

        This is such a soap opera.

      • Wiglet Watcher says:

        Ann
        I agree.
        To add… OM’s career is on the downward trend. She’s never had lead status, her hot tomboy, manswers pigeon hole has faded and actresses do get discriminated against at a certain age without substantial industry cred.

        She’s said she’s wanted kids before too.
        I think it’s likely JM refuses his side of protection assuming she had it covered. I also believe if OM didn’t want a baby she wouldn’t be carrying out this (alleged) pregnancy.

      • Kristen says:

        Joy: “Too old and too rich for an oops baby” is not a real thing. An accidental pregnancy can happen to anyone. Being older and wealthier just means that you have more options (or any options, tbh) available to you if you do get pregnant.

    • Normades says:

      I agree with @kit and @teecee. The pregnancy definitely had something to do with the divorce and I’m sure Anna was told about it (probably directly from him).

      OM is very thin and she wouldn’t be showing that much in very baggy sweats if she wasn’t pretty far along.

      SO. MESSY.

      • Nic919 says:

        I think it’s why divorce was announced right out of rehab instead of just a separation. Normally publicists make this a gradual thing, but with a baby coming they didn’t have that option.

  24. LHP says:

    I’ve seen John Mulaney live and he was always really funny. This is messy.

    My ex-husband said no kids, so we didn’t have kids. He asked for a divorce a month after my 40th birthday. Then married his 10-year younger, 7-month pregnant side chick. It wasn’t ideal.

    • Zapp Brannigan says:

      I’m so sorry LHP, sadly it’s a tale I have heard many times.

    • Eurydice says:

      Sorry that happened to you – been there myself. My ex was all about not bringing more children into this f***ed up world, until he started cheating with one of his grad students and got her pregnant. Now they have 4 kids. Still, I kiss the ground every day now that he’s gone.

  25. Nic919 says:

    Outside of thinking he was a decent SNL host I can’t say that I was a fan of his, but his image prior to this wasn’t one of being a douchebag. His actions this year have certainly confirmed that he’s really not the good guy he pretended to be. This wasn’t only a break up of a long term marriage, it was getting the side piece pregnant almost instantly because she was definitely pregnant when they started the pap roll out in May. Watch for the People mag photos when the baby is born in December.

    • Wiglet Watcher says:

      A part of me believes it’s likely he was just an idiot here. Not free of blame! But that he was battling his growing addiction to hard drugs. He went into rehab. The whole time his marriage is hurting from his relapse. It’s hard to face the reality you’re hurting people that love you.
      And here is OM.
      Always texting and emailing him. Fawning over him. How wonderful a distraction of someone that appreciates you, but hasn’t been harmed by your mounting addiction. It feels like a fresh start and escape from personal accountability for addicts.
      So, he spends more time with OM and She gets pregnant.
      She knew he was fresh out of rehab and vulnerable. She knew he had a wife. And she knew she wasn’t going to wait. What quicker way to end a marriage than to get pregnant. I think it’s not a stretch she manipulated the situation.

  26. The Artist Formerly Known as Valiantly Varnished says:

    I never got people’s love for this guy. He has always struck me as an overgrown man-child with a healthy dose of a-hole, and this entire situation is confirming that.

    • It's me, hello says:

      +100

    • Mcmmom says:

      I haven’t seen his comedy, so this is a completely superficial comment, but he just seems so WASPy (I realize he’s Catholic, so he isn’t) and so bland. This is messy and I have trouble picturing him as the source of any passion because he seems like utter milquetoast.

  27. jennamaroney says:

    Not suprised. As soon as their relationship coverage started, I said to my sister that she was gonna get knocked up. I feel sadly vindicated, haha.

  28. Robyn says:

    Wow. This just gets worse and worse.

    Imagine killing your career and burning down your entire life for Olivia Munn. Those must be some very good Japanese potatoes.

  29. Mrs. Smith says:

    I know it takes two to tango, but once she finally got her hooks in him, was this *really* unplanned (by her)?

  30. grabbyhands says:

    Like, I don’t really have a horse in this race – I haven’t watched him in anything and I’m mostly familiar with her always being someone’s girlfriend and being the Japanese potatoes chick.

    But damn – MESS. Both of them.

    And honestly, one of the things I find most annoying is this coy “is she or isn’t she” game that so many celebs play with pregnancy. I understand if you are trying for a child but don’t want to make an announcement until you’ve reached a date where the likelihood of danger is reduced, but it sounds like she’s been dropping hints for a while and then the paps just happen to catch her in an otherwise empty looking car park and they magically know it is her from a distance even though she’s got sunglasses on and had no real distinguishing features? Right. She is by no means an A lister – I can’t imagine paps being that interested unless they were tipped off.

  31. It's me, hello says:

    Did I miss something… How come the author purposely doesn’t mention her name, but instead call her “the girlfriend”?

  32. Julia K says:

    Is she really pregnant or just messing with people’s heads for PR? Is he in on it as well? Anyone can wear baggy clothes and look like they’re hiding a bump. Time will tell. Would not bet against this being a stunt. I have a suspicious mind this am

  33. Liz version 700 says:

    Uugh!?! Hangs head in shame and moves to delete the Comedy tapes of John off of my ITunes. The thrill is over dude. Your messy is showing.

  34. SusanRagain says:

    If JM has been saying for years that he never wanted kids…Mmm, why has he never had “The Snip?” Idiot.

    The only upside to this entire mess is that they both have money to provide for a child.

  35. Bobbie says:

    It’s not uncommon for people to have jump offs lined up before they leave a relationship. I don’t see why these two are getting so slammed for it. It happens all the time.

    • Philly says:

      Yeah me either. It’s messy, sure, but that’s the Hollywood way. And plenty of people are adamant they don’t want kids until they meet someone they connect with in a certain way and it changes their perspective – see George C and Cameron D as examples.

      • Bobbie says:

        It’s not just the Hollywood way. It’s the “people” way. A lot of people won’t leave what they are in until they have something else lined up. Back-to-backers. Yes, it’s messy and probably very hurtful to the partner they are leaving, but it isn’t uncommon.

    • Wiglet Watcher says:

      Bobbie
      First off, if you have a jump off that overlaps your relationship… maybe you deserve to get slammed.
      Secondly, this isn’t a normal jump off situation the way information is coming to light with timelines being confirmed.

    • Mishka says:

      Ok thanks Olivia ..I mean Bobbie.
      Haha sadly it is true.😥

    • MoonTheLoon says:

      Just because it’s common doesn’t mean it’s right. It’s the toxic douchebag thing to do. If someone behaves like a toxic douchebag, getting slammed is gonna happen. Actions have consequences.

      • EllenOlenska says:

        It also means the person being left doesn’t usually have full information when the separation is announced. They wind up looking like a schmuck and trying to “ fix” things because they don’t know the whole story and are about six months behind in the timeline. It’s a rare leaver who says “ hey I’ve been cheating for years and knocked up my latest side piece so I’m outta here.” Nope. Usually it’s more like “need more space/ unhappy”. The “leavee” is generally operating off old notes. I bet anything JM told the wife he needed space to solidify his recovery….and just left a few full key details out…which is why OM is making sure they all come to light.

  36. Leah says:

    Oh I remember her when she was dating Capt Fine (Chris Pine). She was a spokesmodel or gamer girl or something before moving on to acting.

    I don’t know who he is, but hey good for them all the same. People move in an out of relationships all the time and sometimes a baby comes around.

  37. Daphne says:

    And I thought my ex handled our breakup poorly. I think Anna was blindsided, truly. Thought they’d get back together once he sorted himself out. I used to love his stand up

  38. Veronica S. says:

    I’m sorry, but I look at women like Munn, and I’m just like…you dumbass lol. Like, it’s one thing to be a rebound after a breakup. That can go either way for the majority of us in terms of whether it’s a good idea. But a former ADDICT? Fresh out of a rehab and a divorce? And you’re going to bring a child in to potentially upend that fragile stability?

    And yes, obviously, he’s just as irresponsible. He’s just as dumb, but at the end of the day…she pays the higher toll. It’s her body that has to carry the baby. She’s the one who’s going to have to hold down the fort if he relapses. I just look at it and go “dumb.” And probably more than a little narcissistic, too.

    Who knows, maybe they’re made for each other. Good luck to the kid, though.

  39. Isa says:

    This is so typical. And disappointing because it doesn’t seem like he’s taking his recovery seriously. Jumping into a new relationship is a huge no no with recovery. Adding a child into the mix is just incredibly messy. He’s a grown man and should know better.

  40. Msmlnp says:

    Am I the only one who isn’t surprised by this? Completely on-brand unstable and extreme addict behavior.
    A great situation to bring a child into 🙄

  41. Gk says:

    I’m surprised she’s having a baby with him cause of her recent boyfriends he seems the least stable ( rehab recently) not a father you’d choose for your baby and also pretty short relationship versus for instance 3 years with Aaron Rogers, who seems like he’d be a good dad/ rich/ stable.

  42. kdg says:

    Listening to random clips on YouTube today and here is a little nugget where JM talks with Pete Holmes about “you don’t want to be the guy that breaks up with a pregnant person”. Starts around the 2:40 mark, followed by loud and raucous laughter from Pete. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQgT0r6tyRg