Meghan Trainor says she’s only pooped at the same time as her husband once

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On Wednesday we learned, mostly against our will, that Meghan Trainor and her husband Daryl Sabara have side-by-side toilets so they can always be together. Meghan’s brother Ryan outed the couple’s togetherness needs on Nicole Byers’ podcast. Meghan tried to say it was her son’s Riley’s fault. She claimed she and Daryl would be up with the baby and need to use the restroom at the same time so they had a second toilet put in for the convenience. She also admitted to pooping with Daryl, although she said it only happened twice. Shockingly, most of us have never pooped next to someone and still know it issomething we never want to experience. Of course, tons of people had an opinion on this and very few were Team Poop Together. So Meghan is “clarifying” a few points. Like the fact that she and Daryl only actually pooped together once, but he hangs out with her while she poops because she cannot stand to be away from him for too long.

Meghan Trainor is setting the record straight about her side-by-side toilets.

After sharing this week that her new home with husband Daryl Sabara has two toilets right next to each other, the “All About That Bass” singer tweeted on Wednesday that she wanted “to clear things up” about the set up.

“To clear things up…we pooped ONCE together and we laughed and said never again…but he will hang out with me if I’m 💩ing cuz WE SOULMATES,” Trainor, 27, wrote. “And i legit miss him when I’m away from him. And we pee together obvi.”

[From People]

I used the People article rather than embedding Meghan’s tweet because honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if she deletes that at some point. People are not commenting favorably. I still can’t with Meghan’s logic. How is she unable to be away from her husband for the duration of a bowel movement? She has one child and wants more. Eventually they will have to split their time between kid duties/school/activities. Pooping without Daryl might be good practice for that. And one of you on that thread asked how they sync up their bodies’ functions so well, which I hadn’t thought of. How do they end up needing the bathroom at the same time so often?

Beyond that, this has opened another can of worms: power balance. Another commenter on that thread reminded me of this startling story. Meghan once bragged about throwing up and having Daryl kiss her to prove how much he loved her. When she initially told the two toilets story, she said they’d only doubled down twice together because “it smelled foul.” She make Daryl hang out with her while she’s going, but she doesn’t reciprocate. Either Meghan is saying her sh*t don’t stink or, once again, Daryl is going to great lengths to prove his devotion to Meghan. Which is fine, but I wish we knew more about how Daryl spends his down time.

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  1. FHMom says:

    Still gross. We don’t want to know.

    • DuchessL says:

      Right? I dont even want to finish my coffee it’s so gross. To me this is a romance killer and i dont believe in this story at all. I think someone has some medical issues either eating disorders, gastric disorders, alcoholism…? Like someone keeps barfing all the time and doesnt want to do it after the other took a dump kinda thing. They’re rich enough for this solution. but no way you wanna take a dump besides your love. Bullsh*t. This is wayyyy too sick & out of the ordinary to be true.

      • DuchessL says:

        Im gonna comment again. If she only pooped once with her husband why did they have to get 2? If she wanted to be with him aaaaall the time, she would have gotten a couch in the bathroom like Demi Moore. Such crap.

  2. Libellule says:

    I used to find them cute but now i think this is toxic

    • SarahCS says:

      I agree, maybe I just wasn’t paying enough attention to her previously but all I’m getting from this is a very unhealthy relationship. Having a child and potentially more in the future is surely going to cause issues for them when the kid(s) need more from them as parents.

  3. Alissa says:

    It seems insanely insecure to need your husband to kiss you after you throw up to prove he still loves you and need him to sit with you while you shit because you don’t want to be away from him. I feel like she’s telling us something that she doesn’t realize she’s telling us.

    also, how long is she pooping that she can’t be away from him for that long??

    • Deanne says:

      Wait. What? She made him kiss her after she threw up to prove his love? Their relationship is sounding more and more co-dependent and toxic by the day.

    • manda says:

      Or, like, she can’t be alone. I feel bad for people who don’t enjoy spending time with themselves.

      I was thinking they were codependent but it sounds more like she is overbearing. I guess if they’re happy then it’s ok

  4. Tanguerita says:

    Every time I look this story is getting worse.

    • Keats says:

      I KNOW. what if you just…didnt tell us??

      • LaraW” says:

        I guess it’s not 100% their fault? It says her brother was the one who mentioned it first. But the whole explanation afterwards about two toilets was definitely Unnecessary.

        Also kind of wondering how this might effect their child’s future bathroom habits. If a kid thinks it’s completely normal to be all up in someone’s business, that might cause problems down the road. As her children grow up, is she going to make them poop with her? Or poop with dad? Or siblings poop next to each other? She and her husband clearly have a very skewed sense of boundaries, and that’s going to translate into the environment they raise their kids.

  5. Seraphina says:

    No one gives a crap and I call BS.
    Sorry, could not resist.

  6. Eurydice says:

    Shut up about your poop.

  7. Yup, Me says:

    I’d forgotten about her, so if she’s trying to make sure people remember she exists, it’s working. I just don’t think “f*ked up co-dependent sorority chic” should be the vibe she’s going for.

  8. Genevieve says:

    He must be overjoyed that she’s sharing this.

  9. Lisa says:

    Does anyone remember the old SNL double toilet skit? That is all I can think about. I think it was called the Love Toilet or something.

  10. Robyn says:

    Not making it better, girl! And now Spy Kids is ruined…thanks a lot. Please go to therapy, you two.

  11. Merricat says:

    That is not love, it’s obsession. And gross.

  12. MsIam says:

    I hope we don’t start getting a bunch of pooping stories like we did with the bathing stories. Have Kristen and Dax heard about this yet?

  13. AmelieOriginal says:

    Omg I guess I have to go read yesterday’s post because I ignored it since I didn’t want to deal with it. What is she going to if they have more kids? The kids are going to have homework, after school activities, she will have work commitments etc. She won’t be able to be with her husband all the time.

  14. Rea says:

    First celebs not showering and now this. Welcome to 2021 where everyone’s filter is gone.

  15. Coco says:

    This is definitely a toxic relationship, it’s all red flags.

  16. AMJ says:

    Their relationship always gave off a weird vibe to me. This isn’t going to end well.

  17. Jules says:

    wtf is wrong with people? to do this, and plus share all over social media like it’s something to brag about. insanity.

  18. Abby says:

    She sounds like an emotional vampire.
    “I threw up, kiss me! Prove you still love me!”
    “I need to crap, come with me!”
    “Let’s crap together, because we’re soulmates!”

  19. Edith Bolton says:

    Totally insane. Anything for attention, I guess.

  20. Willow says:

    Just stopped by to say TMI. Then got stuck reading the whole thing. And remembered how my husband and I would laugh when we would watch TV shows like Survivor and people would get soooo dramatic about being without family for 2 weeks. Because my husband was in the Army. Wait until you have been separated for a year with one person in a war zone, then come cry on my shoulder.
    And someone who can’t go 2 minutes without her husband glued to her side? That cannot be healthy. Just speculating, but sounds like separation anxiety.

  21. jferber says:

    I think she’s a really good singer and should be on the radio more. I loved I’m All About the Bass and other sassy songs about men lying, as well as her collaboration with John Legend. I’d love to hear more of her songs. She obviously made an unfortunate reference about her personal life. I say let’s just ignore that, not let that define her and just listen to her songs. But her publicist should tell her no more stories of this kind. Everyone’s weird. Let it go and move on.

    • Coco says:

      Ya no she keeps bringing it up and making it worse by adding more stuff. Don’t put this on other people by saying everyone weird. This is some serious red flags and toxic mess going on here.

      You like her and her music then don’t click the article and focus on her music.

  22. Christine says:

    She could’ve just laughed this off, “it was only once!” and then never spoke of it again. Doubling down is making this so much worse. Just… stop.

  23. Marigold says:

    I have no desire to listen to this person’s music or ever hear from again.

  24. Veronica S. says:

    Girl. Your scat fetish is personal. You do not need to share it with the world.

  25. badrockandroll says:

    She’s a “judge” on Top Chef Family. I have no idea why, since she is not even close to knowledgeable about food, cooking or kids (despite her juvenile hair and fashion). She has invented a drinking game however: every time she says “fancy”, you can chug.

  26. MangoAngelesque says:

    I’m vaguely remembering some of her old songs… weren’t a lot of them adamant declarations regarding what her future boyfriend/husband WOULD or BETTER do if he wanted to keep her exalted self in his life? Like, all sorts of slavishly adoring things she expected the hypothetical guy to perform to do in order to prove himself worthy?

    This just smacks of that sort of stuff.

    And it’s incredibly gross.

    But, I’m also the person that thinks the whole peeing/pooping with the bathroom door open when my husband is home is mortifying and unthinkable. We’ve been married 15 years, together almost 20, and we don’t even fart in front of each other. 🤷‍♀️

  27. canichangemyname says:

    I’m not going to call this nasty because seriously, whatever works for them. But I’m more bothered by her over-the-top gushing about how she can’t stand to be away from him for like 5 minutes *eye roll*
    Also, did we need to know this LOL? We did not.