Fitzwilliams: Prince William is an ’emerging statesman’ & ‘the perfect diplomat’

Prince William has spent the past five days furiously briefing everyone that he is an “emerging statesman” and world-class diplomat following his appearance in Normandy last week. The man barely managed to avoid tripping over his d-ck and he’s begging for all of the gold stars now. What’s particularly amazing is that this new “Huevo is a for-real global statesman” campaign comes after he’s had one of the worst years of his life when it comes to his image and credibility. His wife has disappeared, his office has been caught up in several major lies, the international media publicly blasted William’s lack of credibility and he’s repeatedly stepped out to public events looking and acting drunk. It also doesn’t help that William has all of the subtlety of a bull in a china shop. Behold, the latest keen statesman garbage.

The British monarchy is in good hands as Prince William has stepped into a more senior leadership role while his wife and father are being treated for cancer, a royal expert has told Newsweek. Since his accession to the title of Prince of Wales in September 2022, William has stepped into a more prominent role within the monarchy and British life, something Richard Fitzwilliams, a royal commentator, told Newsweek was a natural progression for him as an emerging statesman.

“William has long been regarded as the perfect diplomat,” Fitzwilliams said. “It was he who was chosen as the first royal to pay an official visit to Israel and the Occupied Palestinian Territories in 2018, which he carried out superbly. Last year he made a surprise visit to British troops on the border with Ukraine. He also made a plea for a permanent peace in Gaza in February.”

“He is a fine public speaker,” Fitzwilliams continued. “His address on Juno Beach, at the official Canadian celebrations of the 80th anniversary of D-Day, was superb. At the international ceremony on Omaha Beach, where he represented his father, King Charles, who is undergoing cancer treatment, it was a significant moment for him, being alongside 24 world leaders.”

“He is used to lobbying at the top,” Fitzwilliams said. “Whether it is President Xi about the illegal ivory trade or President Biden when in the United States for the Earthshot Prize Awards Ceremony. He and Catherine are the future of the monarchy. It must be a very difficult time for him whilst she fights serious illness, but it is in good hands with him as the future king,” the royal commentator continued.

[From Newsweek]

He thinks he can just make these pronouncements to reporters, the reporters will dutifully parrot his talking points and everyone will be like “yes, this checks out!” William has NEVER been regarded as “the perfect diplomat,” nor is he currently regarded as an emerging statesman. He’s almost 42 years old and he’s scared of doing royal tours because he’s incapable of behaving like anything other than a racist and a colonizer. His father has never trusted him to carry out international work or diplomacy, for good reason – William is at best a gaffe-machine and at worst, one of the dumbest royals ever.

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  1. seaflower says:

    Sure, if “the perfect diplomat” is a crash test dummy.

  2. Eurydice says:

    Yes, yes, yes, I am perfect! See? I have medals to prove it!!

    • Exactly!! He thinks he’s all that and a sexy global statesman but he is far from that.

      • bubblegum dreams says:

        This is more Ivanka Trump at the World Summit, or bring your child to work day vibes. Everyone politely smiling at the little kid tagging along behind his dad. Global Statesman it’s not.

    • Agnes says:

      Yes, he has a chest full of chocolate medals, a new French wardrobe, secretaries to write Middle East Peace Plans, and trained seals in the media to clap their fins and bark out really loud embarrassing cringe. What he doesn’t have is proof of life for his wife, who has been missing close on six months now. Where IS Colonel Kate, Baldy? We’re all getting slightly concerned.

  3. Mslove says:

    I remember the good ole days when Huevo planned to be the first WFH king. I bet Peg was bribed into going to France, His Laziness would’ve preferred to stay home.

  4. WithTheAmerican says:

    Tbf, he is the “perfect statesman” for a racist, colonizing structure built on white supremacy, theft and lies.

    Well done, little Willie! You get another participation medal!

  5. Southern Crone says:

    Why can’t they be normal? Everything that comes out of KP is such outrageous hyperbole. It can never been William did fine. It always has to be he is the bestest. They do the same thing with Kate, or rather did. Are they not embarrassed? Have they no shame?

    • Tina says:

      Came here to say the same thing. I think he seemed to do fine last week but there is no need for these silly puff pieces that go way over the top. Again I get that this is lapped up by royalists but considering that is a shrinking group I don’t see why they continue to double down on this. It truly is North Korea style media. It turns people off and frankly makes them look so pathetic.

    • Couch Potato says:

      Right! There were a lot of world leaders and some royals present on various commemoration ceremonies. One of them was Crown prince Haakon of Norway, another was King Frederik of Denmark. The Danish and Norwegian press don’t write this kind of kinder garden BS about them. Willnot is of an age where this should’ve been a completely normal part of his “job” for ages. When the rota infantalize him like this, they’re really telling how little he has stepped up and how unprepared he is.

    • Eurydice says:

      How about just “William attended”? There’s no need to say he did fine unless he actually did something fine. If he makes a speech, then quote from the speech. If he had a meeting or spoke with heads of state, then just say that. No need to give him a biscuit and a pat on the head just for doing perfectly ordinary things.

  6. Royal Downfall Watcher says:

    A classroom of preschoolers hyped up on Halloween candy has more diplomatic grace than this man. He is an embarrassment to the royal family, to the UK and to the world.

    The fact (I will never get over this) that this man had access to EVERYTHING and did NOTHING with his life is almost beyond comprehension. How someone so privileged could be so uncurious about anything other than their own face is remarkable. What a POS

  7. Lise says:

    How are these commentators NOT embarrassed by these words?

    It is positively Trumpian at this point.

    • JT says:

      Seriously. This is embarrassing. I would melt into the floor if anybody described me this way. What makes it worse is that Huevo briefed this to the rota. This is how he wants to be described. Just embarrassing.

    • Elon's Sink says:

      Exactly! It’s giving “Look I aced the Perfect Diplomat test!”

  8. sevenblue says:

    “The man barely managed to avoid tripping over his d-ck” 😭😭😭Never heard of this before, loved it!!

    This is the same guy who declared that his life long work is gonna be middle east peace and forgot about it a few seconds later. He isn’t a serious person. They are gonna sing praises to him until his next scandal and you know it is coming.

    • Lacey says:

      Just a funny side note, I first found this website in January of 2023. I googled “Prince William is a d*ck” and this is the site I found…lol

  9. HeatherC says:

    Wasn’t the visit with President Biden during Earthshot literally a driveby sidewalk photo op? What kind of “lobbying at the top” did Billy Idle do? I watched his speech for Dday. it was not some momentous thing that stopped everyone in their tracks out of awe. He adequately read from a piece of paper and it looked like it was the first time he had seen that speech.

    • booboocita says:

      “Drive-by” is right. Pres Biden gave him about five minutes, and didn’t even go into the building in which Willy was sheltering. Willy had to run out to a patio or terrace where Pres Biden was waiting, and didn’t even have time to put a coat on before joining Pres Biden outside in winter. He probably thought Pres Biden would come inside and give him a sit-down meeting and didn’t expect to be outside for long. Pres Biden stuck around just long enough for some photos and to say some nice, non-commital words about Earthsh!t, then left. The saddest part of the whole mess was the rota trying to make it sound as if Willy had had an hours-long “summit” with the president of the United States. Ugh.

    • Lorelei says:

      @Heather, yes, I cackled at that being included! That “visit” lasted about 90 seconds, they didn’t even sit down, and Biden chided William for not wearing a warmer coat or something.

      Not exactly a sterling example of William excelling as a diplomat on the world stage 😂

  10. Saucy&Sassy says:

    “He is used to lobbying at the top,” “Whether it is President Xi about the illegal ivory trade or President Biden when in the United States for the Earthshot Prize Awards Ceremony.”

    Are we to believe that he was lobbying President Biden when they met for 15 minutes outside when Biden was on his way to somewhere else? Is that what passes for statesman and diplomacy now?

    The brf have no power. I always wonder what soft diplomacy they can use on the US to get them to do what the UK government wants. I suspect Biden isn’t going to waste his time with brf when they can’t do anything. Plus, he’s Irish, you know.

    • equality says:

      He also takes credit for the ivory thing when he had a short conversation about it and US and UK actual working officials had been working on it for years.

  11. Steph says:

    His interaction with Biden during the ES trip was a grand total of a handshake, a picture, and Joe telling him he needs to wear a coat.

  12. Hypocrisy says:

    I wonder if this man has to gargle after spewing this vomit..🤮 I literally cringe with second hand embarrassment 🥴🤦🏻‍♀️

  13. Nic919 says:

    He’s not a fine public speaker when he can barely read French off a written page.

    They just lie and pretend no one will notice.

    • Christine says:

      This is Celebitchy, and the proof that he is never going to be a global statesman is clear. Even this circle jerk of an article can’t whip up enough outrage to make us comment. I’m packing my son’s lunch for tomorrow, and there are 39 comments.

  14. BeanieBean says:

    North Korean levels of propaganda, isn’t that what the photo agency said? Dear Leader William. Oh, excuse me, His Royal Highness, Dear Leader William.

    • Susie says:

      LITERALLY came to say this. The North Korean propaganda machine must be squirming and sideyeing the extent of this buttkissing. It’s so much esp after the disasters of the last few months. Will and KP are so bad at this that he has destroyed the credibility of the entire British monarchy within the international community. We are barely 3 months away from all the photo agencies calling them liars. They managed to mess up a photo of a sick mom and her kids. One of the easiest softballs in public relations. Everytime he speaks public he manages to create a gaffe. He has managed to make the clown show of the *Tories* look sober and effective in comparison. As much as I despise the Tories I would love to be a fly on the wall and see their reactions and sideyes as they read this garbage. They would know even more than us how much of a clown Will is.

    • Jais says:

      Yeah, the propaganda is real. My thing is presumably one day William will be king and do more world leader type events. Is he gonna get this level of hype every single time?

  15. Brassy Rebel says:

    “one of the dumbest royals ever.” Extremely high bar for that title.

    • Chrissy says:

      Nothing will ever beat Kate’s “Can you have taste the smell by smelling it?”

  16. The Hench says:

    “William has long been regarded as the perfect diplomat,” Fitzwilliams said. “It was he who was chosen as the first royal to pay an official visit to Israel and the Occupied Palestinian Territories in 2018, which he carried out superbly. Last year he made a surprise visit to British troops on the border with Ukraine. He also made a plea for a permanent peace in Gaza in February.”

    So…let’s just re-cap the achievements of this global statesman:
    One visit to Israel in 2018 with a pledge to make achieving peace in the Middle East his life’s mission – after which he has done precisely nothing.
    One visit to British troops six years later – also accompanied by the gaffe about ‘not seeing war in Europe’ where he forgot about the Balkans.
    He had someone do a press release this year.

    Quick, someone call the Nobel committee.

  17. Maxine Branch says:

    You know it is very bad when the royal gossipers have to declare you a “statesman.”Mr what a tangled web this has become. The international community sees this man for what he is, a dumb, entitled tool.

  18. Lady Digby says:

    Sexiest baldy in UK, global statesman, top usher, champion of the school run, devoted husband/father, best speaker, funniest BAFTA recognized comic, the greatest dancer period. Is there no beginning to this man’s accomplishments at 41?

  19. Amy Bee says:

    I mean, has Fitzwilliams forgotten Williams comments at the Ukraine Community Centre. I know Richard Palmer said he misheard but any professional journalist would not have included William’s comments about wars in Europe and Africa if he didn’t hear exactly what he quoted in his report.

  20. Libra says:

    William surrounds himself with simpering syncophants who don’t have the decency to be embarrassed by this drivel. They write what they are told to write by their employer.

  21. Pork Belly says:

    Just because you say it doesn’t make it so, Willy boy.

  22. Me the Queen says:

    Blah Blah Blah same old story!
    Hear about how wonderful he is at being a “state man”
    Last ass