Joe Jonas’s purity ring is off, probably because of Ashley Greene’s vadge
Ben Affleck will make you remember your crush
Aaron Johnson & John Slattery are the perfect sandwich in VMAN
ITW: Scott Disick wants to write a Kardashian tell-all, have his own reality show
Lady Gaga wears some meat, wants to officiate gay weddings
Danielle Staub calls Teresa Giudice an ‘ape,’ says ‘she needs a hairline revision’
In Touch: Kat Von D’s ex-husband says Kat is a cheater & a user
Star: Brad Pitt is boning a French model/stewardess named Racine
Jane Fonda on her figure: ‘I stay active, I have good genes & money – it helps’
