Madonna’s backhanded compliment to Lady Gaga
Jessica Simpson’s weight mocked by BK-sponsored cartoon (update)
John Mayer is a douche, threatens to sodomize mag editor
New York State to ban fish pedicures for heath reasons
Kidnap victim Jaycee Lee Dugard on the cover of People Magazine
Life & Style: Angelina Jolie “confirms” 2 more babies on the way
“Randy Quaid and his wife are hysterically unhinged” morning links
Star: Lindsay Lohan hits rock bottom, is “obituary waiting to happen”
Michael Jackson’s kids will star in multi-episode A&E reality series
