“Diane Kruger is the anti-Jessica Biel” morning links
Joe Francis says he’s above Brody Jenner, then calls Brody poorly endowed
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie dress up like Harry Potter to calm their kids
Janet Jackson’s awful summer continues as Jermaine Dupri moves on
Michael Jackson laid to rest in private ceremony, his grave will not be public
Russell Crowe challenges gossip columnist: “Are you ready to die?”
Chris Brown pisses off the almighty Oprah
Carrie Prejean’s gushing interview in Star: My boyfriend is amazing!
Kate Gosselin turns down $400k offer from Playboy
