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Wow, I guess Jaimie Alexander needs some attention, right? Here are some photos of Jaimie (I can’t even start with how she spells her name) at last night’s LA premiere of Thor 2: The Dark World. The dress is Azzaro Couture, and it rivals Gwyneth Paltrow’s now-infamous Antonio Berardi gown at the Iron Man 3 […]

As promised, a whole lot of celebrities dressed up as Miley Cyrus for Halloween. Fortunately Miley (after carving some obscene pumpkins) decided to don the duds of someone other than herself. She dressed up as Lil’ Kim. Last year Miley went as Nicki Minaj, and this year’s costume is only slightly less tasteful. Notice that […]

Emily Ratajkowski has been named Esquire’s Woman of the Year, which is no real surprise because she’s huge with the lad mags. She’s huge everywhere since the “Blurred Lines” video hit the internet. Emily beat out every other starlet after trailing Jennifer Lawrence in the reader poll’s early days of voting. Esquire describes her as […]

I don’t know whether the internet is feeling the void of current Miley Cyrus controversy, but people are starting to freak out about Miley posting pictures with a “mystery man.” Really the guy is Cheyne Thomas, Miley’s assistant/BFF/enabler. They have been super tight pals for a long time, and Cheyne used to work at Starbucks […]

Terry Richardson has been lurking in the forefront of fashion for many years now, but he’s recently come into the mainstream spotlight after his sketchy collaborations with Miley Cyrus. Since Miley’s receiving a ton of attention for her antics, Terry is naturally being recognized (and called out) as the (gross) guy who’s helping her shed […]

Miley Cyrus has been dominating headlines for two solid months. When we’re not talking about Twerky, we’re talking about Katy Perry, whose new album, Prism, is already a big hit. Meanwhile, Lady Gaga is… still around. While her ARTPOP album is doing well and the little monsters are obsessed with each new single, there does […]

Miley Cyrus’ tongue may have taken a break, but it won’t be down for long. Her Twitter feed reveals that she’s been down with a cold — perhaps acquired from licking too many sledgehammers. Eh, probably not. Everyone’s been sick for weeks lately. With Miley’s jetsetting and partying lifestyle, I’m not surprised that she caught […]

Paris Hilton released a new single a week ago. I think. Yes … she did. The song is called “Good Time,” and it arrived with a video of Paris feeling her own legs up and dancing at a backyard pool party. Other stuff might happen too, I don’t know. I pride myself for having a […]

Emily Ratajkowski got herself a feature in the November issue of GQ and for good reason. She was the “it” girl of the summer for her rack-shaking moves in Robin Thicke’s “Blurred Lines” video. She also scored a pretty plum movie role as Ben Affleck’s mistress in Gone Girl. Basically, this is her time. Unfortunately, […]

We were going to cover this story on Friday, but I wanted this letter (which was not written by any of the women in these photos) to stand on its own. By now we all know that Miley features little people as backup dancers for her “musical” performances as part of her new image. She […]

These are some self-tweeted photos of Miley Cyrus from the Bangerz release party we discussed yesterday. Since the record has been out for a few days, we’re starting to see an indication of whether it will sell. The numbers are … not encouraging. Well they’re good news for Miley, who is projected for 250-270k units […]

Miley Cyrus’ new album, Bangerz, has finally arrived after an endless build-up of twerking, tongue, and gross Terry Richardson collaborations. All courtesy of Larry Rudolph, diabolical genius. I’m looking quite forward to seeing the sales figures. Miley’s team believes that tweet count and YouTube clicks are proof of success, but I want to know who […]