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I got three paragraphs into Madonna’s Harper’s Bazaar cover interview – for the November issue – and my eye started twitching. It’s not that Madonna’s words are unremarkable or uninteresting. It’s that Madonna is 55 going on 15. It’s like she’s permanently an angst-ridden teenager. The whole piece is written in the first person, like […]

Well this is getting ugly for more than one reason. Miley Cyrus is currently in NYC to rehearse for this weekend’s “SNL” episode. Every skit will probably feature Miley making fun of either her VMA act or people who criticize her for “acting black.” Of course Miley made the most of her big apple time […]

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham went pretty far to uh, create and promote her adult video. She did something that most “celebrities” turned porn stars avoid on camera, hence the title of her video “Backdoor Teen Mom.” We know that Farrah lied about the tape’s origins. She has continued to insist that she made it with […]

You didn’t think the world (i.e., Larry Rudolph) was done with Miley Cyrus’ unholy union with Rolling Stone, did you? We’ve already covered much of Miley’s warring statements. All at once, she was not trying to be sexy at the VMAs while also doing her best impression of “a creepy, sexy baby.” RS has now […]

Here are some photos of Australian rapper Iggy Azalea at Paris Fashion Week a few days ago. She was attending the Maison Martin Margiela show. And not wearing a bra. So that’s why we had to do some nipple-blurring. As for Iggy… well, I’m hoping that most of you know who she is. Some see […]

Rihanna covers the November issue of Glamour with a total poker face. This has been RiRi’s standard expression ever since the VMAs where she looked profoundly unimpressed with Miley Cyrus’ attention-seeking antics. Glamour hasn’t released any excerpts or the editorial yet, but they’ll probably surface soon enough. The “learning to be fearless again” headline sounds […]

I should’ve known Larry Rudolph was going to milk Miley Cyrus’ Rolling Stone cover for longer than a few days. We already covered the photo shoot and Miley’s interview about dancing badly on purpose and not trying to be sexy at the VMAs. She then Instagrammed the foot tattoo she got during the interview. Now […]

Miley Cyrus covers the November issue Canada’s Fashion magazine. This cover and preview are not promising, but the interview is interesting. Miley has busied herself this week by hiding from the paps in the backseats of cars after her latest crotchgate and bizarre Rolling Stone cover feature. She wants the attention, but she doesn’t. Liam […]

Sometimes I laugh at all the crap I cram into a single Miley Cyrus post. Don’t get me wrong — I love writing about Miley. On a daily basis, I thank Larry Rudolph for providing so much in-your-face weirdness to contemplate where Miley is concerned. She’s like my new Tom Cruise except she’s not dumb […]

Miley Cyrus kept herself hidden most of last week after her breakup from Liam Hemsworth. In contrast, he stepped out right away with a new lady before flying out of LAX midweek. Now he’s on the Mockingjay set where he’ll have to memorize more than two lines for the last two Hunger Games movies. Miley […]

This is a photo of Liam Hemsworth running for the hills at LAX airport on Wednesday. On that same day, his new galpal Eiza Gonzales was papped. I’ve included those photos at the bottom of this post. I’m not blaming anything on Eiza. There’s just no point in focusing on her. She did smooch Liam […]

Emily Ratajkowski is the “Perfect Breasts” girl from the “Blurred Lines” video. Even if you’ve never watched the YouTube-banned version of the video, you should recognize her and her prefect breasts from the SFW version of the video. Ever since “Blurred Lines,” Emily has seen her career skyrocket. She’s doing men’s magazines and high-fashion editorials. […]