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Gerard Butler has ladies in every country, literally

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Because it’s Friday, and because I’m tired and because I can’t believe I missed these photos when I was doing the AMFAR fashion spread, and just because I love my Gerard Butler, even when he looks demented. Sigh… here he is in Cannes last night. He went to two events – the AMFAR Gala, and a fundraiser for Artists for Peace and Justice, an organization he has been doing a lot of work with this past year, and an organization that is doing a lot of work in Haiti. LaineyGossip has a funny and interesting eyewitness account of Gerard on the red carpets, and Lainey even interacted with him, lucky bitch. You know she’s probably his type too.

Speaking of what a big whore he is, Star Magazine is running a story this week about how he’s an “International Playboy”. Meaning that he’s f-cking women in every country, basically. What’s funny is that Star Magazine missed several of his internationaly hookups that I actually remember – including his hookup with that Indian actress. I mean, we’ve basically covered most of these incidents, but here’s a recap:

*That street violinist he made out with on the street in Venice, California in January.
*That moob-tastic trip to Barbados, where he was photographed with some random brunette in January.
*That “model” he was making out with in Serbia just a few weeks ago. She tells Star that his pickup line: “He said I have unusual beauty.” The woman looks like a horse.
*Brazil in February, another dark-haired girl, model Beatriz Coelho. He spent a few days boning her.
*France in February and March, he spent a few weeks boning French journalist Lisa Cholewa.
*Mexico in February – Gerard allegedly bones Jennifer Aniston for her birthday in Cabo.

And literally, those are only the ones we know about. I still can’t hate him. He’s such a man-whore, it makes me think that he would be all over me if we met.

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Gerard in Cannes on May 20, 2010. Credit: WENN.

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38 Responses to “Gerard Butler has ladies in every country, literally”

  1. kia says:

    Ugh, I hated the first Russell Crowe, and now we’ve got this jackass (Russell Crowe jr) to put up with? No thanks. He’s nasty, fat and looks like he’d be covered in nasty hair and would sweat like a pig. Yeah, I’d really want this gross slob grunting and sweating on top of me…NOT. He also looks like an alcoholic AND can’t keep it in his pants. Oh yes, my dream man. WTF, people, is this slob REALLY what passes for a hot leading man nowadays? So, so unspeakably sad….

    Oh, actually on second thought, since nobody can seem to shut up about what a ladies man this d-bag is, I bet he can’t even get it up. Usually when there’s this much hype over something, it’s all a bunch of BS, and this dude is definitely a smelly turd. And as rich as he is, HE CAN’T SHAVE HIS NASTY NECK HAIR?? DISGUSTING.

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  2. embertine says:

    He’s a recovered alcoholic actually, so you were close.

    I’ll take slobbish manwhore Gerry over some waxed, dead-eyed pretty boy like Kellan Lutz any day of the week.

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  3. meme says:

    @embertine – can’t stomach gerry but i too would take him over any of those pretty manboys currently posing as movie stars. but there is NO comparing him to the real Russell Crowe who i adore.

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  4. Praise St. Angie! says:

    fat? in what universe?

    sometimes he looks good to me, sometimes not.

    this is one of those “not” times, but he surely is not fat.

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  5. LindyLou says:

    A woman in every country ehhh??? I wonder if he has trolled Canada for strange yet? Come get me you magnificent bastard!!! :D

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  6. Sigh. says:

    The next stop on the Tool of Love Tour: AFRICA (this July for Machine Gun Preacher)!!!

    Siiiigh…

    My brain is soooo mad with my vagina right now for liking this manbearpig. And my poor uterus can do nothing but rock and weep in the corner…(whipsering) I don’t think they’re gonna make it thru this rough patch…

    DAMN YOU, GER-BEAR! Damn you, but good!

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  7. smilelover says:

    Lindy Lou, yes there has been a rumor about a chick while filming in Canada

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  8. nycmom10024 says:

    Lindy Lou_ you had me lol! Best comment in a while!

    Kia- I think his appeal is the fantasy that he is eventhing but the “on top” kind of guy. Me thinks he hits it from everything but that… that take more work.

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  9. Chico says:

    He just screams ego to me, which is never a good look on a man. Enjoy it while it lasts, Gerry.

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  10. kia says:

    embertine-

    Ew, do I have to choose? LOL they’re both nasty. Kellan Lutz looks like Jon Gosselin to me, can’t stand him. But I am picky and only think like, 3 men in Hollywood are attractive so idk. Oh and he’s not fat in THIS pic but he’ll pork up again, you can just look at him and tell.

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  11. Lisa says:

    I guess I don’t get his appeal really. Some women probably like him because he is a man’s man (a manly man). But who cares if he is sleeping with half the world, at least he is single and doing it. And it sounds like he has plenty of willing participants. But I have a word for men like this…contaminated.

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  12. carrie says:

    i dislike his “acting”,i dislike his choice of movies,i dislike his interviews and i dislike his face !but i like his accent

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  13. rkintn says:

    Love him! I’ve said it before, I could care less about the whole manwhore thing. I bet he’s one of those guys who has every woman within 50 feet feeling like she is the most beautiful creature he’s ever met.

    If he ever makes it to TN, he’s mine LOL

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  14. Chelsea says:

    I used to love him sooo much. Now he’s just turning me off more and more.

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  15. Amy says:

    hmm, wonder if he would get the same love if he were a woman putting it about. actually i know the answer to that. no. hate double standards.

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  16. Maritza says:

    He needs to take care of his skin, he’s not looking good. His face is blotchy with spots the result of too much sun or age spots, who knows…

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  17. Lisa says:

    Amy- I agree. I guess with all of this Tiger/JJ’s stuff, you think “well at least the guy is single and not harming his wife and/or children by sleeping with everyone under the sun”, but if a woman behaved in the same manner, she would be condemned for it. —I’m really gonna miss being off of work next week. So fun commenting on useless information. haha

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  18. Mare says:

    I live in Croatia, next to Serbia, and I’ve seen an interview with this serbian model he was with. Well, the girl is pretty, at least in my opinion, not horse looking at all. But she’s not very bright, she said they kissed the first night they met, slept together next evening (and he doesn’t snore), he calls her all the time and see her every day (he was filming in Belgrade for two or three weeks) and she hopes they will stay together when he leaves. Of course, he left the country and didn’t call any more :)

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  19. Mentok the Mind Taker says:

    @ kia –

    Really, how is he a “jackass”? He’s not cheating on anyone, and has never claimed to be monogamous. He’s a GUY and has women throwing themselves at him. What’s he gonna do, pretend that’s not a turn-on?

    Seriously, if you think guys are different than that then you need to put down the Harlequin novels and join reality. Unless a dude truly wants to be faithful, he’s gonna get as much p*ss as he can.

    Duh.

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  20. Gina says:

    He has replaced Mel Gibson’s slot in the movie biz. I don’t think he’s such a manwhore just a single man with sexual needs, who’s not dating anyone seriously at this time. Do you want him to be like a monk? At least he’s using condoms unlike that manwhore Jeffrey D. Morgan.
    He has the most beautiful eyes of any A-List actor today only to be rivaled by Chris Pine.
    I think he was great in “Gamer”, very talented, sexy and intelligent, three ingredients needed to be a movie star, and I hope he finds the right woman eventually.

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  21. kia says:

    He’s a jackass because he thinks his sh*t doesn’t stink. I don’t give a f*ck how many women he sleeps with, that is their problem, not mine (I wouldn’t touch him if his dick was diamonds), if they want to be a one-night lay for this gross hairy goat, then go for it. I personally have higher standards for my vagina.

    Also, I am well aware of how men think, and I would rather read a book that I can learn something from rather than romance novels. Thanks for the tip though.

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  22. krissy_kitty says:

    Lainey would never touch “Spittle” as she loves to call him… Now give the woman Ryan Gossling (sp?)… it is on! LOL!

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  23. Cindy says:

    I don’t see the problem with Gerard so what if he has a woman in every country, he’s single and can date as many women as he wants. If the women he dates believes it’s something more than casual dating, then they are the stupid ones.

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  24. ALady says:

    There’s a great chance he’s sterile or infertile.If not, he’d probably start talking how much he would want to be married with kids when he reaches mid age. The chances of actually becoming a family man would be very slim simply because he seems to validate himself by sleeping around with as many attractive women as possible.He loves getting the attention by such females and somewhere in between the lines,he’s probably one of those guys(i.e.mommy’s boys)that are too cute, too handsome and too monogamous with their Mom. Now, those relationships are very hard to break.Gee…T or F?

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  25. laughing says:

    @Mentok

    “Seriously, if you think guys are different than that then you need to put down the Harlequin novels and join reality. Unless a dude truly wants to be faithful, he’s gonna get as much p*ss as he can.”

    Yeah, and then we get to make fun of them for their weakness! hahaha

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  26. p3rp3tu4 says:

    I wish he would wear a kilt more often HEHE!!!!! ROAR~

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  27. a says:

    as long as he uses protection… he can do what he wants. if not he’s an international disease vector!

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  28. Layla says:

    A man who sleeps with women randomly whenever it pleases him is still a whore. It’s not being single. It’s being a whore. Stop making excuses. It’s disgusting in the age of AIDS and the newly found incurable version of gonorrhea.

    It’s not only being a whore, it’s batting the odds pretty high that he has a venereal disease. Admiring or praising “boys will boys” at men like that is applauding the spread of V.D. Any women who do that must be dumb or desperate.

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  29. ViktoryGin says:

    I just can’t stomach man-whorishness. Never could. Single or not. Ergo, I will die an old maid.

    *Sighs disgustedly and exits*

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  30. tar says:

    His “manwhoring” image is a great cover for the fact that he is gayer than the mayor of gaytown.

    Well done PR handlers, well done.

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  31. Spitless says:

    I would pass on “Spittle” He may be a splendid actor and a charming Scotsman but I’d worry about his pecker being infected with the many women vadge’s it frequents. He doesn’t seem to be very discerning. Also, the spit-in-the-mouth-corner thing would be most unappealing.

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  32. canadianchick says:

    @lindylou naaahh back off he’s man when up in Canada :)

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  33. canadianchick says:

    Oops I mean mine, not man, lmfao *putting wine glass down*

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  34. Jana says:

    Closet gays are often
    promiscuous with women.
    He has a similar family background
    as Rock Hudson and even resembles him
    in many ways in youth and now.
    Think his homosexuality is narcissistic
    and psychological and sensual.
    Five planets in Scorpio. He is probably
    turned on by everything he touches.

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  35. He is doing it with everything in the country. How is he so smart not to get the gals pregnant and/or diseases? I’m am sure he is using protection. He is not stupid to not want to share is $$$$$$$$$. He spits because earlier in life he developed an ear infection. His folks didn’t catch it on time to correct it. So, now from the earache, He lost all sensation on left side of his jaw/mouth. This is the reason why he spits.

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