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Sting’s wife, Trudie Styler, was at her son’s 21st birthday party at an exclusive nightclub in London, and had the brilliant idea to pop in the graphic video of her giving birth to him:
Sumner’s guests at privileged club ‘Drone’ in London last week observed as the “gruesome” film played and he was embarrassed, to say the least.
A witness explains, “Everyone was totally shocked and just didn’t know where to look when Trudie put the video on. It was very graphic and rather gruesome. Poor Jake turned bright red. It was certainly the most talked about part of the evening.”
But his mother claims it was quite the contrary.
She says, “Jake’s a film producer now so I thought it would be an idea to show his first film role. Afterwards he groaned, but secretly he was probably quite proud of it all and chuffed we made the effort. I honestly don’t think he was that embarrassed. I think it was all quite sweet.”
How fucking clueless do you have to be to think it’s a good idea to show a birth video at your son’s 21st birthday party? That’s completely insane and utterly humiliating. What a dumb excuse she gave - he’s a film producer. She could have screened some home movies and everyone would have been cooing. Instead she picked the most embarassing subject behind showing the conception video. Way to ruin your son’s party.
No wonder Sting is addicted to strippers - his wife is crazy! She may be up to anything in the bedroom, but when you factor in her complete lack of common sense she must quite difficult to tolerate.
Here are Sting and Trudie at the “Louis Vuitton art talks” at the National Gallery in London on 5/25 and in Cannes. Sting looks like he barely puts up with her.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Odd, SmartSmartSmart, Sting, Trudie Styler
5 Responses to “Trudie Styler shows her son’s birth video at his 21st birthday party!”
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my husband was not allowed to look “down there” when I was in labor, much less make a video! A neighbor of mine once shoved her birth photos in my face–I didn’t know where to look! what’s next? conception video? Poor kid!
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I let my husband tape the labor for a little while, but then I said no taping the birth and he was helping me at that point anyway.
That is nasty xiao, I didn’t know he said that! That’s such a weird thing to say.
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Taping the birth is one thing. But can’t you tape it from an angle where you see the baby coming out but you don’t see all the nasty parts? I don’t want to say that its revolting or disgusting, its natural… but I don’t need it RECORDED. I’d want the birth of my kid recorded… not the destruction of my “beautiful vulva” tehe.
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I am conflicted about this, because in a way I wish that I had it recorded for posterity - not the nasty bits, just the actual moment when he came out. In another way it would make me uncomfortable to watch it. I mean my damn wedding video makes me uncomfortable because it was such an emotional moment. So AC you are right.
xiaoecho:
millie:
21 years ago when Sting was bragging about Trudie’s ‘beautiful vulva’ during the birth of their son, I was revolted…still revolted