Only 40 people show up for audition to be Paris Hilton’s BFF

I can think of few things I would enjoy more in life than being Paris Hilton’s best friend forever. Except pretty much everything else. Yeah, come to think of it, I’d rather bungee jump with a rope that’s too long before I had to spend 15 minutes with Paris Hilton. And apparently a LOT of people agree with me. Paris is starring in some ridiculous sounding reality show where people compete to be her BFF. When casting agents held auditions in New York City, instead of the hundreds of people they expected, they found just 40 waiting in line. And of those 40, most of them seemed to have suspicious motivations.

“There were less than 40 people there,” one audition insider tells OK!. But despite the poor turnout, each of the hopefuls seemed ready to show their unique desire to grab the attention of the casting directors. “There were girls wearing matching pastel prom dresses with Swarovski crystal pendants and updos, ghetto-fabulous girls and two goth-inspired girls with bleach blonde hair, pale makeup, eyelash extensions and leather clothing.”

Additionally, OK! has to question the motives of these attention-seekers, as at least one contender was overheard remarking that she, “totally couldn’t live in the house with Paris,” because “she would be so annoying!” But for those camera-hungry wannabes fortunate enough to merit a call-back, they were approached by a casting director who handed them the show’s version of a golden ticket — a card that read, “You are cordially invited to join us at our audition to become Paris Hilton’s new BFF.”

[From OK!]

Wow. Just… wow. So of the only 40 people that showed up, it sounds like some of them clearly can’t stand Paris, and the rest think they’re attending junior prom. Wonder who they’ll pick? Which of these girls sounds more like Paris? I don’t care who you are, I can’t help but wonder how anyone could deal with someone so flat and vapid. I know there’s other people like that out there, but something tells me Paris pretty much takes the cake. Apparently auditions are still open, so if anyone out there thinks they can handle the heirhead for a few months… looks like the job’s yours.

Here’s Paris and boyfriend Benji Madden arriving at the Hilton Hotel in London today, and Paris visiting a tanning salon. They’re are in town as part of Good Charlotte’s 2008 world tour. Images thanks to WENN.

 

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  1. that_girl says:

    There’s 4 reasons why those 40 have shown up for auditions:

    1. Money
    2. Fame
    3. Dish out dirt on Paris to tabloids
    4. Secretly try to kill her

  2. Sasha says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

    *GASPS DEEPLY FOR AIR*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

  3. headache says:

    There is not enough money in the Caymans, blow in Columbia, tequila in mexico or vicodin at Cedars Sinai to endure this hot mess of a graceless skank impersonating a human for any longer than it takes to punch her in eye.

    Make a reality show about that. “Who wants to deck Paris Hilton?” There is not enough sidewalk in New York for the line of hopefuls who would show up for that casting call.

  4. Syko says:

    Exactly what is it going to take to make her realize that nobody likes her?

  5. Anna says:

    Ha-ha! (say it in a Nelson-from-the-Simpsons-voice)

  6. neelyo says:

    I hope this an indication that the sun is finally setting for Paris Hilton. How do you escape her? I miss the days when I never knew who Paris Hilton was.

  7. Alicia says:

    Now this is an article I can laugh my butt off at. Syko, I think Paris lives in her own little dream world and will make up any excuse in the world to make her feel better about the situation. Sheesh she gives all blondes a bad name! She is so dense. Would it be possible she doesn’t use her brain at all because she most definitely loves to act like a little spoiled five year old oh about 100% of the time.

  8. Maye says:

    Was there ever any doubt? Her film bombed in the US; what makes anyone think this absurd premise to a reality show would be any different?

  9. Dee says:

    This can only be expressed in the worst form possible:

    LOLROFLMFAO.

  10. Anastasia says:

    YAY! I hope the show doesn’t even get to taping and they cancel it immediately. And then I hope Paris disappears forever.

    Thank you.

  11. anonymous says:

    Imagine the explanation she would come up with if they had to cancel the whole thing after it was promoted. That would be rich!

  12. daisyfly says:

    Apparently, 40 people thought they were shooting a Valtrex commercial, and that there would be free samples handed out. Little did they know…

  13. Jaclyn says:

    Wow, just…wow. I would have gone to the audition, but I live in Illinois. That’s too much traveling for me at the moment.
    I’m competing to be her BFF too, via the website (the easy way). Why you ask? I have no idea, I don’t like Paris in any way, but I think it’d be cool to be on the show.
    Here’s the link to my page on her site:
    http://www.parisbff.com/people/jaclyn06

  14. ANON says:

    I’m actually surprised that there wasn’t more of a turn out. Being Paris Hilton’s friend payed off for both Nicole Riche and Kim Kardashian.

  15. BFU says:

    I tried to get there, I really did. But those assholes at airport security confiscated my handgun.

  16. ANON says:

    Come to think of it, Being a rich, spoiled slutty party girl payed off for Paris Hilton.

    The rich always get richer. All these girls Kardashian, Riche, had money and now are able to captilize on it more. Paris may just be being charitable in her own way. Maybe she’ll make freinds with someone who doesn’t already have a fortune.

  17. Bee says:

    Maybe she’ll befriend a ‘normal’ person and learn some valuable life lesson, people! Believe in her, why don’t ya!

    LMAO – Ok, jussssst kidding.

    This show is a disaster.

  18. Minxx says:

    That’s a nice thought ANON 9:20 but from what I understand, Paris is leaving the choice up to 2 MTV casting directors because Paris doesn’t want to meet the candidates.

  19. gg says:

    Hell, they get at least half of the so-called contestants on these shows from trolling MySpace pages anyway! Auditions are for amateurs.

  20. Fee says:

    hahahahahahahahahaha – cant even pay people to pretend to be her friend hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

  21. lola lola says:

    Bee, you had me going for a minute there! Wouldn’t it be great if she just dried up an blew away never to be heard from again? Just the thought brings me peace.

  22. OMG!! That is so-UN true about that audition in nyc. first of all it was NOT the audition only people that were picked came for a meet and Greet I was the one in the lime green ‘ PROM” DRESS and yes my bff had the same dress on diff.color( on purpose we dressed alike hahah . As far as the audition it was during the day follwing this meeting. omg and auditions are not for amateurs!! I am on them all the time Cattle calls r for amateurs. yah for Paris whether she picks me or not!!!! Ashley Michaelsen from the Bronx!!!

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