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Apr 11
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Jennifer Aniston isn’t dating Orlando Bloom, but she has met baby Shiloh

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Jennifer Aniston is not dating Orlando Bloom. This should be a relief for Orlando’s girlfriend and Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr.

OK! reports the new couple has been pals since Bloom was cast alongside Aniston’s ex-husband Brad Pitt in 2003 movie “Troy,” and that the actress has held a longtime crush on the 31-year-old Brit.

In its new issue, the publication quotes eyewitnesses who claim the pair “only had eyes for each other” at an Epidermolysis Bullosa Medical Research Foundation fundraiser last month.

A source tells OK!, “They were like heat-seeking missiles.”

But Aniston’s representative has dismissed claims of a romance, insisting, “Orlando is a friend. They both have the same manager and sometimes will be at the same place.”

San Francisco Chronicle

Of course, Jennifer Aniston’s publicist Stephen Huvane hasn’t always been completely honest in his statements. Although I believe that Jennifer Aniston isn’t dating Orlando Bloom, because who has a crush for five years? These are some of Stephen’s classic denials.

BRAD AND JEN ARE NOT ENGAGED
After Jen and then-boyfriend Brad Pitt took the stage during a Sting concert in November 1999 and Jen flashed a big diamond ring on her left ring finger, Huvane told the media: “She has a ring, but it’s not an engagement ring.” He continued to deny any engagement until the couple married July 29, 2000.

BRAD AND JEN ARE OK
Two weeks before Brad and Jen announced their separation on January 7, 2005, Huvane told Us: “They are looking forward to spending the holidays with each other. There is no split. They are fine.”

JEN AND VINCE ARE NOT DATING
When pictures of Vince and Jen cuddling on the set of The Break-Up surfaced in July 2005, and rumors circulated that the costars were dating offscreen, Huvane denied the coupling to the New York Post: “There is no romantic interest. Vince is a good friend of Jennifer’s. I think the tabloids are so eager to see her with someone romantically that they just make these false assumptions.”

Us Weekly

Of course, he might not actually be privy to all the inner workings of his client’s lives. While some might argue that is his job, maybe he just calls them periodically and asks what they’re up to. When they give the universal response of ‘Not much’, he just lets it slide.

Jen also has a very tiny co-star on her new film Marley and Me – named Shiloh, but it’s not that Shiloh:

Jennifer Aniston’s infant co-star in new movie Marley and Me is a seven-month-old baby named Shiloh Yapp, named after Aniston’s ex-husband Brad Pitt’s daughter with his new partner Angelina Jolie.

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Do people name their kids after Hollywood celebrity babies? Are you telling me at pre-schools across the globe dozens of Apples fraternize with Moses and Harlow?

Marley and Me features, Jennifer, baby Shiloh, a dog as Marley and Owen Wilson, who also isn’t dating Jen.

Jennifer Aniston is shown on set with Owen Wilson on 4/1/08, thanks to Splash News.

Written by Helen

Posted in Jennifer Aniston, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt

22 Responses to “Jennifer Aniston isn’t dating Orlando Bloom, but she has met baby Shiloh”

  1. Sure people name thier kids after the stars,,if I ever have a boy I wanna name him Thurman Merman after the fat lil kid in Bad Santa.

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  2. I love both Harlow and Shiloh as baby names. They are both feminine and unique.

    I don’t think people are naming their kids after celebs per se. That would imply an honor. It’s more of a case of they heard the name and liked it too.

    Orlando Bloom is 31?? Seriously? He looks 24 tops.

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  3. Take one celeb child name into thought. Nick Cage’s son is named Kal-Al.

    Are people really so mundane and unoriginal to choose celebrities names? Gosh. Shiloh reminds me of a sad lil’ puppy! And let’s not get started on‚ ‘Blanket’.

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  4. “You can’t name no little black babies nothing soft. Not blanket, quilt, comforter, none of that.”

    -Katt Williams-

    NSFW
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=foqG5CURZ3w

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  5. Shiloh is a common enough name. Is it me or Aniston looks much better, happier and younger than she has looked in ages. I hate to compare but it a stack contrast to Angelina who on the other hand looks like she needs a shoulder to lean on, that is not five kids or Pitt.

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  6. Were you going for “stark” contrast? I they have both been looking really amazing recently.

    I’d love to name a kid Moxie Crimefighter or Pilot Inspektor, but the man who would be the father of the hypothetical kids has given me a firm hell no.

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  7. Jen has met Shiloh
    shiloh Yapp… ha ha joke is on us

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  8. Let’s hope Shiloh Yapp has more than one expression - dull and listless like her name sake.

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  9. Hmmm - how comes we get slated by the Scientologists for allegedly “insulting” Suri Cruise, but not a peep is made of at least two sly digs at the toddler (the one above and in the thread about the kids belting the tar out of each other) by people who should be old enough to know better?

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  10. Mairead, agreed. I don’t see how comments about Suri being born earlier than they say, possibly having different father and probably needing therapy in the future could possibly be worse than all of the mean spirited nasty digs people are all too happy to make about Shiloh.

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  11. LOL!!! headache. Hysterical clip.

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  12. Jen looks great. Bet this movie will
    really be good. The book was so good.

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  13. Sure people name their kids after stars. I bet the number of Britney’s, Jennifer’s, Angelina’s has soared in the past few years.

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  14. I plan on naming my kid Velvet Angelina Jolie-Pitt Porn. Don’t anybody better steal my name.

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  15. Gotta say, Jen’s looking good.

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  16. She does look good. Better than she has looked in a long time. Definately better than her nemesis.

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  17. My mom’s name is Shirley, after Shirley Temple who was a star in 1942.

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  18. Please quit picking on Shiloh, she’s just a baby.

    And Jennifer is looking great, good for her. Looking and feeling great are the best revenge after all. Brad who?

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  19. I am Shiloh Yapp’s aunt and i have say that he was NOT named after Brad and Angelina’s baby. It sickens me to think that poor Jennifer had to go through these ugly rumors. To prove that you can’t believe everything you read…Shiloh Yapp is not even a girl. He is a handsome little boy.

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  20. It’s rumors like these that cost Shiloh his part in the movie - Marley & Me! While I admire Angelina we did not name our son after her daughter. Shiloh is a MASCULINE Hebrew word meaning ‘a gift from God’ - he is our treasure from God! Oh, and his middle happens to be Kal-El which stands for his incredible strength - he is our miracle baby!!!!

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