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Some days I sit around and think to myself, “That Paris Hilton just doesn’t get enough publicity.” And it really is upsetting, because who is more deserving of love and attention than our dear, demure Paris? That’s right, freaking nobody. Luckily British television station Living TV has decided to take pity on the poor socialite and offer Paris her own show. Because that’s certainly never been done before – and if it had, it certainly wasn’t an incredibly dull half hour of enduring the sound of Paris’ flat affect and wonky eye. This time around, Paris’ costars will be dogs instead of Nicole Richie. Insert your own joke here ___________ ___________ ___ ________.
Paris Hilton is set to host a satellite TV show about pet grooming. The 27-year-old socialite has reportedly signed a deal with Britain’s Living TV television channel to star in ‘Paris’ Pooches’, in which she will manage a beauty parlor for dogs in Bond Street, London. A source told Britain’s Sunday Star newspaper: “The shop is perfect for Paris. It’s a subject she’s passionate about and it’s a way for her to break into UK TV.
“Watching Paris act out her Los Angeles lifestyle, in which tiaras for Chihuahuas are of real importance, should be very entertaining. And she will no doubt be hitting the clubs and parties over here in the same way she does back home.” The hotel heiress — who’s dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden — was recently investigated by Los Angeles authorities after claiming to have 17 dogs — 14 more than city bylaws allow. She once claimed to have 600 pets in her various homes including a Rottweiler dog, a bobcat and a Lhasa Aspo.
[From Showbiz Spy]
Giving Paris Hilton the opportunity to be around more animals is like giving a serial killer a knife. Could anything good come of it? No. Will innocent creatures be harmed? Probably. Will Paris Hilton somehow be to blame? Yes, equally in both scenarios. There is actually a website/online petition called Tell Paris No! whose mission is to dissuade the heiress from collecting more animals that she can’t/doesn’t care for. Something tells me they wouldn’t be a big fan of giving her free reign over a bunch of helpless puppies. You just know she’s going to stuff one of them down her shirt and run away.
Header of Paris and her boyfriend Benji Madden on April 16th. According to WENN, they were “leaving Gilgamesh restaurant in Camden having arrived at 11.30pm for a very late dinner!! They then headed to Crystal nightclub, where they spent the rest of the evening partying until 3.30am! Paris is wearing a Lamis Khamis dress, a Chanel bracelet and a white crucifix with her black leather jacket.” Older photo of Paris with what I’m going to say is her kinkajou and a chihuahua. Though I’m not 100% sure which is which. Images thanks to WENN.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Animals, Paris Hilton, Photos, Television
14 Responses to “Paris Hilton to host TV show about pet grooming”
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She can start with her sister.
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She’s going to demonstrate what a flea bath is for, right?
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she’s dropped in weight for sure.
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When are all the producers and, yes, Paris herself, finally going to realize that nobody gives a damn about Paris and nobody particularly wants to watch her wandering brainlessly through a television series?
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I swear I read somewhere that she dropped one of her kittens off at the vet to get neutered and never came back to pick him up. They ended up giving him away to another family after like 10 days or something. I’m about ready to kick this chic in the throat. She is freaking irritating as heck!
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the kitten story is NOTHING. e!online has said she would put her dogs in a closet and forget about them. The maid would find dead dogs in the closet when coming over to clean up her herpes ridden messes…..
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I remember reading stories of her dogs constantly getting loose and being hit by cars on her street. Anyone else remember that? Why don’t they let her counsel virgins on remaining celibate? She knows as much about that as she does caring for animals.
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The one with the big sunglasses is the kinkajou. For sure.
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that actually makes sense . . . and its a good business move. but i’m wondering how she can sustain her show. is she going to have guest appearances from high school musical? are actor, model representatives going to demonstrate make up techniques for the product they sell in their commercials? hummm.
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Damn! dem’s some big feets.
Paris’ 15 minutes have been the longest 15 minutes of my life. Who are these people who keep making her think she’s relevant? Seriously who are they? I wanna make a list so I can track them down and hurt them.
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EW Black tights and red shoes…that just doesn’t go together, does it? Choose me, those 15 minutes are more like till she hits 30 and is a has been. She’s nearly there, isn’t she like 27 or something already?
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Dude her feet are like size 11, she has tranny sized feets for reals!
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Will you guys please stop referring to Hilton as an “heiress.” Nothing could be further from the truth. She used this phony label to get more attention, and to get people to buy her over-priced merchandise. She is NOT an heir to the Hilton hotel fortune in any substantial sense.
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Ahaha…so funny. Great post, JayBird. Do you think Benji has a foot fetish? I mean, hers are so big and no one can guess the real reason they are together so….logical conclusion?
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