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Written by JayBird
Posted in Animals, Paris Hilton, Photos, Television
14 Responses to “Paris Hilton to host TV show about pet grooming”
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She can start with her sister.
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She’s going to demonstrate what a flea bath is for, right?
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she’s dropped in weight for sure.
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When are all the producers and, yes, Paris herself, finally going to realize that nobody gives a damn about Paris and nobody particularly wants to watch her wandering brainlessly through a television series?
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I swear I read somewhere that she dropped one of her kittens off at the vet to get neutered and never came back to pick him up. They ended up giving him away to another family after like 10 days or something. I’m about ready to kick this chic in the throat. She is freaking irritating as heck!
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the kitten story is NOTHING. e!online has said she would put her dogs in a closet and forget about them. The maid would find dead dogs in the closet when coming over to clean up her herpes ridden messes…..
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I remember reading stories of her dogs constantly getting loose and being hit by cars on her street. Anyone else remember that? Why don’t they let her counsel virgins on remaining celibate? She knows as much about that as she does caring for animals.
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The one with the big sunglasses is the kinkajou. For sure.
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that actually makes sense . . . and its a good business move. but i’m wondering how she can sustain her show. is she going to have guest appearances from high school musical? are actor, model representatives going to demonstrate make up techniques for the product they sell in their commercials? hummm.
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Damn! dem’s some big feets.
Paris’ 15 minutes have been the longest 15 minutes of my life. Who are these people who keep making her think she’s relevant? Seriously who are they? I wanna make a list so I can track them down and hurt them.
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EW Black tights and red shoes…that just doesn’t go together, does it? Choose me, those 15 minutes are more like till she hits 30 and is a has been. She’s nearly there, isn’t she like 27 or something already?
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Dude her feet are like size 11, she has tranny sized feets for reals!
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Will you guys please stop referring to Hilton as an “heiress.” Nothing could be further from the truth. She used this phony label to get more attention, and to get people to buy her over-priced merchandise. She is NOT an heir to the Hilton hotel fortune in any substantial sense.
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Ahaha…so funny. Great post, JayBird. Do you think Benji has a foot fetish? I mean, hers are so big and no one can guess the real reason they are together so….logical conclusion?
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