After spending several weeks in Fiji and surrounding islands, Mel Gibson returned to the LA area over the weekend. And then he promptly got into a bizarre car accident. According to reports, Mel was driving his Maserati in Malibu last night, and he basically drove into a “rocky hillside”. The cops are already saying that alcohol wasn’t involved… so… um, I guess it was just a standard car accident?

Mel Gibson acclimated back into L.A. life by getting into a car accident yesterday … this according to law enforcement sources.

Sources tell TMZ it happened at 8:35 PM in Malibu. Gibson, we’re told, lost control of his car and ended up striking the rocky hillside on Malibu Canyon Road.

Gibson was driving a 2008 Maserati, which had to be towed from the scene.

Hours before the crash — photogs shot footage of Gibson driving the Maserati around Malibu.

According to the CHP report, obtained by TMZ, “For unknown reasons, Mr. Gibson steered his car to the right and struck the rock hillside. He stopped his car at the scene and was contacted by officers from the West Valley CHP Area.”

CHP Public Information Officer Leland Tang tells TMZ … “Gibson told officers in the field he did not know how the car drifted out of the lane and into the hillside.” Tang said his officers followed up by asking Gibson if he was on a cell phone and he said no. Tang adds officers also asked Gibson if he had dozed off “but he did not give a firm ‘yes’ or ‘no’.” Gibson just repeated several times, “I don’t know how the car left the roadway.”

The report goes on, “Mr. Gibson supplied all the pertinent information to the officers at the scene, gave a statement, and received a ride home from a friend.”

Gibson was not hurt. According to the report, “DUI is not suspected in the accident.”

UPDATE: As for the curious statement in the report … “For unknown reasons, Mr. Gibson steered his car to the right and struck the rock hillside.” Tang tells TMZ his department was in no way trying to insinuate Gibson did it intentionally. Tang says, “It was totally an unintentional act.” And Tang says no citation was issued and no charges will be filed.

[From TMZ]

My conspiracy theorist’s tin foil hat is already on. Was it intentional, like a suicide attempt? Eh. Doubtful, in my mind. Was he drinking or under the influence of something? Perhaps, I tend to think that’s a solid possibility. Was he stone cold sober and simply enraged about something like blow jobs and placenta trees and depositions? Perhaps, another solid possibility. Or was he just sober, in solid mental health, and he just lost control of his fancy sports car? Eh. Theories?