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I know some people don’t like talking about the Kardashians in any way, shape or form, but they’ve grown on me, and they’re some of the easiest “celebrities” to cover. Plus, they constantly appear on the covers of the tabloids, and their drama is always neatly contained in very precise famewhore stories. Take this one, from In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week. Apparently, Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are “at war” over weight. Specifically, Kourtney has lost her “baby weight” while Kim still has the gigantic booty, and now “old insecurities” are playing out amongst the Kardashian Klan:
Not long ago, Kim Kardashian was world-famous for her sexy curves, while her pregnant sister Kourtney was stuck in the role of second banana. But eight months have made a world of difference for the ultra-competitive Kardashian sisters. After working hard to lose her baby weight, Kourtney has her slim body back, reawakening Kim’s old insecurities. And now, the two sisters are more competitive than ever.
“They are always looking at each other’s body and picking it apart,” says an insider, adding that in the past, Kourtney was always the “skinniest sister,” and now that she is once again, she’s making sure Kim knows. “She always makes fun of Kim’s ‘lumps,’ meaning her cellulite,” the insider reveals.
According to a Kardashian confidante, it’s a battle that’s been raging between the two women since childhood. With Khloé, 26, considerably younger and always a bit bigger than her two sisters, Kourtney and Kim engaged in fierce competition as teenagers over who had the hottest, slimmest body — and who got the most attention from boys. Of course, now it isn’t just dates the girls are fighting over — it’s money, fame and airtime.
Although Kim used to be far and away the most famous Kardashian sister, she’s seen Kourtney get more attention over her new baby and her tumultuous relationship with her boyfriend, Scott Disick. And now that’s she’s lost the baby weight, Kourtney seems to be taking Kim’s place as the hottest star of Keeping Up With the Kardashians. “Kim isn’t about to give up her throne without a fight,” says another family friend. Dressing up, hitting clubs — and working hard to slim down — Kim is determined to take back the lead role in her famous family.
[From In Touch Weekly]
God, Kourtney sounds like such a bitch. I always think that about her – although, to be fair, all of the Kardashian women seem like major tools. But Kourtney specifically. Anyway, do I really need to defend Kim? She has a different body type then Kourtney. Kim is what we in the South refer to as “thick”. Nothing wrong with that, and she can work out every day for hours and hours and she’s still going to have a big, thick booty.
One last thing about Khloe Kardashian – yesterday, Radar reported that Khloe was in a “jealous rage” over Lamar’s flirtatious behavior with other women, and that Khloe had stormed out of a restaurant. Khloe corrected the record: “Sorry to disappoint everyone, but Lamar and I aren’t big fighters. Come to think of it, that was actually a really fun night out with all of our closest friends…lots of dancing, drinks and our usual silliness. Stories like these don’t really bother me too much anymore.” Oh, did you realize that Khloe and Lamar’s one-year anniversary is next month? Day-um, I didn’t think it would last this long.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Bitches, Drama, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Weight
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They are so superficial.
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How did those girls end up sized so totally different?
Most families have differences, but they usually have the same height and build, not from one end of the spectrum to the other.
Just weird looking at them.
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Wow, Kim is tiny, but look at how much bigger she is than Kourtney. Kourtney is incredibly tiny. Kim isn’t the slightest bit overweight, of course.
Also, you can tell in those pics how hairy Kourtney would be if she didn’t have laser surgery.
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i’ve always thought kourtney was the prettiest, and it’s weird how she looks younger than both kim and khloe yet she’s the oldest.
i still think kim’s ass is fake.
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vapidness…gotta love it.
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Where did Khloe come from???
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ITW what a best selling cover! 2 sisters fighting….yawn.
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Yeah she is the skinniest and the ugliest!!!lol
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This story is such BS!!! The only thing people think about when it comes to Kourtney is her being with that douche Scott. No one cares about Kourtney being hot or sexy. People wonder why she waste her time with someone like Scott.
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Their PIMP Kris Jenner is at it again, they will do (mommy calling rag mags)anything to make sure folks watch their new season…
same ole same ole
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Isn’t Kim almost 30? These are grown women and one of them is a Mother. Do they really have that much free time to obsess about their bodies? Sad.
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Kourt may be the skinny one – but skinny don’t make her fugly face any easier to look at… make fun of Kim all you want – but Kim’s infinitely prettier and so the F what if your skinnier!!!!
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weird how kourtney…the oldest…is the most insecure of them all.
probably her father’s death affected her the worst.
poor thing.
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i never had sisters so that’s part of the allure of the show for me…i love the way they interact, anyway i think kourtney is adorable and beautiful, i don’t like kim so much never have and do see the new resemblance to her mom with the last tweeks. i think khloe is outspoken and enjoys shocking, with is ok with me, makes the show fun. i still believe whole-heartedly that khloe is bruce’s daughter, don’t get why it is so hard to believe that kris had an affair before she was widowed, happens all the time
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Kim better worry, her face looks like a stretched cat and no amount of working out can cure that. Khourtney is the better looking by far. Poor Khloe must be hard to be their sister.
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Kourtney should be making fun of Kim’s face….hahaha. Kourtney doesn’t need to part her hair in the middle, it makes her entire head look weird.
Kim looks heavy because of her fake boobs and fake butt. If they weren’t so big peopele would notice how tiny her arms and legs are.
I used to think Kourtney was the prettiest but now I think that Khloe is.
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Did anyone else see these two on Chelsea Lately last night??! My God! Kim’s ass is ENORMOUS! It does look like she’s sporting a fake strap on fanny- I couldn’t believe how wierd it looked! And I also noticed that the one called Kourtney is not very pretty; she has kind of a swarthy look going on.
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@ Fluffy Kitten Tail
Ive never known sizes to carry across siblings, looks defenitely but not sizes. I know plenty of families where one girl is straight as a stick and the other is curvy or all the sons are tall and one is short.
My own sister is 5’2 with an extremely big butt and heavy chest and im 5’6 with big boobs but no butt to speak of. She stole it all lol
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“their drama is always neatly contained in very precise famewhore stories”
that made me chuckle.
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1. Who
2. Cares
3. About these b*tches?
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I totally believe that all three of them (and their younger half-sisters now, too, unfortunately) are constantly tweaking and slutting-up their appearances more because of one another’s judgments than the rest of the world’s.
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LMAO at “their drama is always neatly contained in very precise famewhore stories.” I could not have phrased it better.
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Woah, Kim’s got major cat-face !!
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I totally agree wz fluffy! DANG i wonder the same! even the features are so diff!!!
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they are all BUTT-UGLY
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Please, I beg of u to stop writing about these women. PLEASE. I can’t take them anymore!
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Usually it’s totally lame and immature to go “they’re just jealous” when a person makes fun of another. But in this case, I think it’s true. Kourtney is married to an asshole drunk, her baby is really not all that cute, and her face is a dog. The fact that she is more slender than her sisters is really the only thing she’s able to hold over Kim’s head.
And Khloe’s all like “KHLOE HUNGRY.” My god, when they photograph that girl with her sisters it’s just not fair.
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@GatsbyGal – Kourtney is NOT married.
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@gretchen – Kris married Bruce before her first husband passed away and hooked up with him before the divorce was finalized (not making any judgements). Surely you have seen their “E True Hollywood Story”? It is only on every other hour. LOL
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Khloe is an AMAZON. Kim no longer looks human. And Kourtney is bowlegged and knock-kneed.
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They are ALL beautiful – not one is better (nor should she be) than the other. And it bugs me that they’d want to encourage such thoughts (there’s nothing good, helpful, or inspirational about that kind of drama). Unless they were all to come to a realization that their superficial pursuits took them nowhere and did a complete 180-degree change in their personas. Wouldn’t that be cool if they suddenly shunned all that “beauty $h!t” and became obsessesed with serving others? Now those would be some women to watch and aspire to, imo!
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She looks ginormous in the first pic standing next to her sisters. Like she’s been Photoshopped into the pic lol
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@Maya – Oh snap, I didn’t realize Scott was only her boyfriend. Well then why the hell doesn’t she leave him already? They’re not married, it’s super easy.
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@gretchen – Kris married Bruce before her first husband passed away and hooked up with him before the divorce was finalized (not making any judgements). Surely you have seen their “E True Hollywood Story”? It is only on every other hour. LOL
@TG oh i didn’t know that she was with Bruce prior to her husband, and you’re right, how could i have missed THAT?? lol, but i’m am seriously convinced that she was seeing Bruce even before that, like 5 years before that, and the Khloe is one of his daughters, she looks so much, height wise and otherwise, like the younger two and not the older two. WHEW!! lol
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*prior to her husband passing away*
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I think their Mom makes this stuff up to get them another Mag Cover each week. Earning her commission.
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lol!!!!lol!!!! u are all so mean.
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If Kourtney needs to constantly point out someone else’s flaws, then she is not at all confident in her own looks. That’s the only reason people like that exist.
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Swarthy is a good word to describe Kourtney.
I had to go back and check the pictures again because I thought surely you can’t be knock-kneed and bowlegged at the same time.
I was wrong.
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Honestly, I used to think that Kim was very, very beautiful. In the pictures here where she’s wearing the black dress she looks really plast-tastic. She should lay off the surgery IMO.
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it’s petty i know, but what is with the naming of alllllllllllllll the kids with the same first letter??? drives me nutz ! NOT CUTE. and i always wondered about Khloe not resembling the others AT ALL.
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kourtney has the lowest self esteem. she willing dates a guy that treats her like dirt. and she has an odd face. no competition
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WELL I LOVE KLOE N KORTNEY!!
of all of them Kim is such a fame whore n i cant stand her
She got her fame from PLASTIC SURGERY!!
HER ASS,LIPS,FACE,BOOBS AND NOSE R ALL FAKEE!!
atleast Kortney stayed wit her natural beuaty
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I think that Kourtney has a very beautiful set of teeth (smile) when she flashes her smile.
But I find Kim the most pretty especially when she was younger.
Their father Bruce Jenner goes for alot of plastic surgery himself.
I agree that Khloe looks more like her younger sisters. Except they are smaller size than her.
These girls carry alot of jealousy towards each other. It is such a pity that they have to be so competitive.
Kourtney has a plain face but the best smile. Kim has the sweeter features.
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Kim is the only pretty sister out of this bunch!!
Kourtney is ugly inside and out and is pathetic. Keep pretending that you are a good mother Kourtney! What would Scott have to do to get you to leave him? I feel sorry for the innocent baby.
Khloe- you are just an average looking girl-Sorry
you are not photoworthy but at least you have a nice husband!
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I really like her. Simply amazing.
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I really like her. She’s simply amazing.
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kourntney is such a smug bitch and so is kim come to think of it/? u notice they never argue just say catty comments to each other in a slick way thinking they are so clever when they are just arrogant and full of hatred to each other allbeit done in a sugar coated way . i blame the mum kris for not disciplining them and letting them be such pompous tools! – kourtney especially is a nasty piece of work.
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Kourtney is getting on my last nerve. She never laughs or has fun, she only has rude remarks for either her mother, Scott and/or Kim. It seems like Kourtney and Khloe are seriously jealous of Kim and hates their mom for getting along with Kim. Kourtney and Scott’s relationship depresses me. Can you imagine their sex life? Actually, do they even have one?
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