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May 1
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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer supposedly getting serious


Maybe I’ve been doing this too long- but I don’t believe for a millisecond that the so-called romance between singer/amateur douchebag John Mayer and actress/professional victim Jennifer Aniston is the real deal. Maybe it’s because it came completely out of nowhere, while both of them were linked to at least one other person, and the usually private Aniston is suddenly being photographed with Mayer all over the frickin’ place. It’s so completely out of character for a woman who doesn’t even walk to her car after leaving a restaurant with friends without her bag in front of her face to hide from the paps. Anyway, everyone is talking about this “relationship,” so, mission accomplished, guys.

Although they’ve kept their relationship quiet, In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. “My weekend was good,” he told In Touch exclusively.

[From In Touch]

After a long weekend of lounging and laughing in Miami, Jennifer Aniston stayed behind to film her movie while John Mayer returned to New York.

“They already miss each other,” says a source close to Mayer.

Adds another source, also close to the singer: “It’s very real. They’ve been seeing each other for a few weeks now.”

Aniston, 39, and Mayer, 30, were first seen together publicly last Friday when they had an intimate lunch at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District. Later in the day, the two were seen at Casa Tua on South Beach.

Aniston remained in Florida to shoot Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, hanging around a hotel with her gal pals. Mayer went home to New York, hitting the club Butter with buddy Josh Groban on Monday, then joining a friend for a meal at Il Mulina on Tuesday.

[From People]

Ooh - he told In Touch exclusively that his weekend was good — it MUST be love! Whatever. Sorry, People; not buying it. John has a proven history of putting his skeezy moves on young, ditzy starlets- what could he possibly have to offer a strong, smart, more famous woman like Aniston? Even in those supposedly hot photos of them on the beach, she looks incredibly bored. I see zero chemistry. Here’s my theory: Jen and John (ugh, that sounds way too cute) are working on a project together - maybe his next crappy music video or something. I think the “sources” in the article were actually referring to Mayer and Josh Groban missing each other. Because that makes more sense to me. Also, Josh Groban’s music sucks even more than John Mayer’s.

Written by MSat

Posted in Jennifer Aniston, John Mayer, Relationships

13 Responses to “Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer supposedly getting serious”

  1. maybe he is crazy about her and maybe they do miss each other
    i don’t think in touch nor people ever said they were “in love”
    i think sheryl crow set them up
    and yes, this is the biggest star john mayer has dated so far-i’m sure he’s thrilled
    i beg to differ with you msat by calling j.aniston strong and smart
    those are 2 words i would never think to use for her
    she’s more boring and average

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  2. I love Jennifer, think shes smart and beautiful, but I doubt either one of them are in love after just 3 dates. Maybe they were just in heat!

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  3. not to set off a fire storm, but it’s long been my secret belief that brad and angie are playing match maker. they’re so heartily sick of all the bad press about jen and them that they beg friends and acquaintances to “please go out with her, you’ll have fun!” look at her first serious media hook-up after the break-up, vince vaughn. friend of brad and cast member of mr and mrs smith. maybe they met mayer at a party and convinced him that she’s a great girl and someone he’d enjoy tutoring in how to be pseudo-deep and introspective. just because his attempted re-making of jess didn’t succeed doesn’t mean it wouldn’t work with jen!

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  4. I give it a few weeks before she drives this one away with her brittle needy, grasping bullsh*t.

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  5. oh man, i wanted john mayer haha maybe it was just his music? im diggin the new hair cut for sure though!

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  6. Jenna Mitchell:

    Meh. He’s openly said he likes smart chicks, but he dated Jessica Simpson, who, if one referred to her as a dumb whore, would be an understatement. I just think Jen can do better. I like her so much and she really got the shit end of the stick with Brad, so really, as long as the woman finds a faithful partner, pops out perfect-looking kids and makes millions doing funny films, then coolio.

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  7. I completely agree with Sasha but would also add self-involved.

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  8. Orangejulius:

    I thought he was cute till I read an interview with him. He’s about as intellectual as my big toe nail.

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  9. Will everyone please leave Jennifer Aniston alone? Jeez!

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  10. but taniaaaaa, she doesn’t want to be left alone. why else and how else can she be photographed in a bikini time and time again.

    I say: enjoy John and Jen together. the thought of them together with his sexual proclivities is deliciiously funny.

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  11. I always wonder if these “sources” are actual people. I mean, did these magazines actually talk to his friends?

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  12. I so agree with MSat. I was wondering how all of a sudden Jen was getting photographed with John everywhere to. Even now it seems she is on a stage with a bathing suit posing. Proping her butt in the air so someoney can snap a picture of her. I think this is all so distastefull.

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  13. ” Ming:
    May 5th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    but taniaaaaa, she doesn’t want to be left alone. why else and how else can she be photographed in a bikini time and time again. ”

    lawl. maybe because she likes the beach?

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