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You’ll have to excuse me, I’m over here having my own private little Hot Guy Tuesday, starring my lover Vincent Cassel. Yes, I have to share him with his gorgeous wife Monica Bellucci, but sometimes she joins us in our loud, passionate, kinky lovemaking, and that’s alright with me. Because Vincent is so good, I don’t mind sharing him. Look at this motherf-cker! So damn hot.
Vincent is on vacation in Italy. Monica must be around somewhere, but there aren’t any photos of her (not that I’m really looking). I could seriously look at photos of Vincent on his surf (boogie?) board all day. And for those HATERS out there who are going to criticize his body – this man is amazing, bitches. He moves like a gymnast, an acrobat, a circus performer. He’s one of those men who is insanely comfortable in his own skin and he knows how to move, and his moves are beautiful. And you just knows he likes some kinky, crazy positions you’ve never tried. F-CK. So, yeah, he’s not some buffed, tucked and sucked beefcake. But I prefer a dude like this, any day of the week.
By the way, in addition to his supporting part in the upcoming Black Swan (with Natalie Portman), Vincent has a lead role in Mesrine, playing the famed French criminal. It’s already come out in France, but I think it’s set for a limited American release next week. This movie looks so, SO good.
Sigh… back to Vincent shirtless:
Vincent in Italy on August 30, 2010. Credit: Fame.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Sexy, Vincent Cassel
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meh
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Hot but not mind-numbingly so. Don’t Cassell and Bellucci have an open marriage? They don’t even live in the same country.
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Me likey.
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Mind-numbingly sexy!!!! This man has always always been hawt as hell. He just oozes the sex, I firmly believe its because he is French. They’re just sexy. Its unstoppable.
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Meh.
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They both live in Paris, unless there is more than one Paris in this world, I guess they live in the same country.
Anyway, he is hot but if I’d see him this way or walking on the street, I wouldn’t probably watch him twice.
The other french man I find hot is Mathieu Kassovitz.
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Meh.
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meh. he’s be better without the obscene finger gesture.
speaking off hot guy tuesday, it has ocurred to me we could use a “Hump Day” Hot Guy thread.
you know, to get us through the week.
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He’s about as sexy as doorman in my building.
Needs more muscle development in his chest area.
I can’t believe this nerd snagged Monica Bellucci.
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hot but in an ugly-hot kind of way like daniel craig. i still would so get with him tho!! yum!
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*Le sigh* – he reminds me of an old boyfriend I haven’t seen for years, he had the same wiry body and Gallic face. Heaven in bed….I haven’t been able to click with another man like that since.
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meh
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MEH!
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Meh, doesn’t do it for me at all. Sorry Kaiser.
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I just love him, he’s my all-times babe.
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This is from IMDb “For professional reasons, Vincent lives mostly in Paris while his Italian-born wife, Monica Bellucci, lives mostly in London.” Thus, I thought they lived in different countries. Paris, Texas – Paris, Kentucky – Paris, Ohio – Paris, Ontario.
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I just love him, he’s my all-time babe.
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Hot hot hot. I have no use for the “pretty boys” – Brad Pitt, Paul Walker, that type. I guess ugly-hot is what I like as well; Daniel Craig is a good analogy. It’s sheer raw masculinity and confidence – hard to imagine Vincent or Daniel Craig primping in the mirror with hair gel and self tanner, like I imagine Josh Duhamel does… they’re too busy doing manly things and laying it down…
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Kaiser, je t’adore!
No, really. Thanks for this post about VC.
(BTW, they had a second daughter a few months ago, so Monica is probably with the kids, somewhere not on the beach)
I prefer guys like Vincent to all those fake-baked guys who all use the same dentist for their veneers and the same studio/personal trainer for their muscles.
To those who don’t get Monica: maybe she prefers a funny and intelligent guy to a shallow one?
Edited to add – to meme @ #16: since when has IMDb become a source of reliability? Last time I looked it was still a fan page, with most of the contents supplied by fans. Even IMDb pro gets current or future projects wrong quite often.
And as to Paris? There is only one.
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Double Meh
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meme, they work like 3 months a year and there are loads of famous couples that make movies in different countries, that doesn’t mean that they have an open marriage.
Thanks for reminding me of Paris, Texas (as for Wenders’ movie).
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Yum!
Thank you – have been all over that since “Crimson Rivers”!
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Meh
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He reminds me of Gavin Rossdale, although I think I just insulted him by comparing him to a douche. But, same body type.
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Meh.
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I would so hit that! Sexy!
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I THOUGHT they had an open marriage because I read it somewhere. Oh well, they’re a very beautiful couple.
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@Nanea – Calm down – it was just a question. Jeesh. And there most certainly is more than one Paris in the world.
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BLAZING!
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Sexy.
I find he’s much better on film than in pictures. One really can see the appeal if one watches some of his non-American films.
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Hot.
It could be the angle the pics but he looks hung like a horse. Monica isn’t stupid – a good lover trumps golden boy looks any day!
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Yum.
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He is hot in a scuzzy sort of way.
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Mesrine is a great movie, I saw it when it came out in France. Great real life story and brilliant acting.
VC is really sexy, you just need to look at any ad of La nuit de l’home of YSL…
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I love him, and Monica Belluci too. They are such a cool, smart couple, perfectly matched. In The Crimson Rivers, Vincent and Jean Reno just about burst from the screen with their combined hotness.
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Sexy…and I love his lithe, athletic body.
Have you seen this part in Ocean’s 12? Look at the way he moves his body. Le Sigh indeed.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mUk38Ptu7Y&feature=related
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I’m liking the angle of the dangle. And his dimple. I’m a sucker for dimples.
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He’s mine!
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Lurv me some wiry surfer bod. Mine has better legs though.
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HOT. And not fat, unlike most men his age.
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There’s something about him, the way he smiles that makes him sexy.
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So Kaiser, you kinda like this guy, huh?
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Guillaume Canet is about x1,000 times cuter than this guy. Just sayin’!
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Don’t find him all that hot, but I LOVE him as an actor (plus he is married to the gorgeous Monica). For all of those who love his looks/films, check out Sheitan, you won’t look at him the same way again
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Do they have an open marriage? I don’t think so because they seperated for awhile after they did the movie where she had do a BRUTAL rape scene, I can’t think of the name of it? The entire movie was in reverse.
Yes, he is sexy and the man knows how to move his body, I think he is a break dancer, he did all his dancing in Ocean’s 12.
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I can’t believe she’s married to him. She’s gorgeous and well…he’s ugly.
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He was so hot in Oceans Twelve. The Night Fox can def get it!
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That man is blisteringly hot! Am apparently going to have to find the movie The Crimson Rivers, because Reno is another favorite. Le sigh, le swoon…
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Vincent Cassel is always hot, as is his wife.
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bleh…
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oh so hot! You do have good taste in men, Kaiser. He’s not even jolie-laid, he’s gorgeous!
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I’m with you Kaiser…this is also the kind of guy I prefer…both my husbands had/have similiar builds..yum f’ing O.
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He’s super-sexy. Love his voice too (my fave is Clive Owen though).
They don’t live separated but split time between Paris and Rome (apparently at present they are in Sabaudia on the Roman coast). In an interview she said that they respect each other’s freedom and try to have some independance as this help marriage last (I agree). Their newborn baby was born in Rome and Monica has just finished filming and is getting ready for another film which begins this month (De Niro is in it too). My fave film with her is Ricordati di Me (Remember Me) by Gabriele Muccino. She’s great in it.
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I read in an Italian interview that they live in the same building in Paris, but have separate apartments. His cover for the Italian issue of Vanity Fair was magnificent. The caption reads, the beauty of being bad.
http://www.style.it/cont/…/vincent-cassel-su-vanity-fair-3220.asp
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i completely agree with the vincent cassel love. i think he must be a stallion in the bedroom and he’s a ridiculously talented actor.
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He is hot, but he needs some lessons on posture while walking.
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Meh
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I find him oddly attractive. And I’m with Kaiser, I don’t like the beefcake type. They’re often too concerned about themselves and their looks to pay attention to us.
Having said that, I wish I could see another French actor here on Celebitchy…perhaps on Hot Guy Friday? His name is Tahar Rahim, he’s French-Algerian and you can see him in a great movie called The Prophet (a bit violent, but definitely worth watching).
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@EMV. His posture? Are you kidding me? He’s walking on sand not a flat surface. His posture’s fine.
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Eve: The prophet was fabulous!
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HELL YA all the way. Been lusting after him since BROTHERHOOD OF THE WOLF. Has much swagger.
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@ Canuck: I know!
And Tahar Rahim…hmmmm. Delicious. And talented.
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Wow. “Brotherhood of the Wolves” ! Anybody seen his eyes? They just hit me deep…
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My god this guy is a legend !!
he is such a great actor and has something about him thats irrisistable ! i loveddd him in Black Swan such a babe
mega hottie so jealous of his wife haha
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YES YES YES…unlike Brad, Jake, Orlando,Josh and all those other stereotypical pretty boys that look like they were manufactured by the same maker of mannequins, Vincent Cassell has an amazing range from cute and puckish, sensitive-vulnerable, to threatening-sinister. He is fascinating and very original….very few can compare. And natural as opposed to cosmetic…absolutely LOVE him.
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YES YES YES…unlike Brad, Jake, Orlando,Josh and all those other stereotypical pretty boys that look like they were manufactured by the same maker of mannequins, Vincent Cassell has an amazing range from cute and puckish, sensitive-vulnerable, to threatening-sinister. He is fascinating and very original….very few can compare. And natural as opposed to cosmetic…absolutely LOVE him.
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He thinks that he is god`s gift to women with that skinny bone body and puffy eyes. I`ll take Brad, Clooney, Jake, Clive anytime! These guys look like real men
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