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We’ve seen all sorts of photos of Jesse James out with his supposed new girlfriend, L.A. Ink’s Kat Von D. Kat has told anyone who will listen that she’s with Jesse, and she seems to be calling the paparazzi to let them know where to find the two of them when they’re out. People magazine now has a completely unnecessary and rather lame-sounding story about how Jesse has moved on and is no longer fixated on repairing the relationship with Sandra Bullock that he sh*t all over. We get it, we got it, and this additional story is just giving this whole “romance” the whiff of a set up. I’m not saying that Jesse isn’t boning Kat, the guy would take any tattooed piece in his immediate vicinity, but that all the photos and quotes are overkill. I still love Sandra, but I’d love her a little more if her people weren’t so damn obvious. They didn’t need to tell us when Jesse was working his pitiful act trying to earn back her good graces, and they don’t need to tell us when he’s with another woman. The event photos were plenty. Here’s People story, and try not to groan too much:
“It sure looks like he’s moved on,” a James insider tells PEOPLE about the motorcycle mogul, who is settling into his new relationship with Kat Von D and his new home in Austin, Texas. “It doesn’t look like he’s hiding anything now.”
Just two months after his divorce from Sandra Bullock was finalized in an Austin courtroom, James’s self-professed broken heart looks to be on the mend. He was initially cautious about going public with his romance with the L.A. Ink star, says the source, and he asked Von D to remove a Tweet confirming that the two were dating after they were spotted having dinner together in Las Vegas on Aug. 14.
But then the couple spent the last two weekends together. On Aug. 29, James, 41, was seen with Von D, 28, in Texas on a motorcycle road trip that included smooching, handholding and antique shopping in the quaint tourist town of Fredericksburg.
Later, James accompanied Von D to Sept. 2′s very public opening of her Wonderland gallery in West Hollywood and spent the rest of the Labor Day weekend out with her.
“My guess is that he’s realizing he won’t get another chance with Sandra and has given up on that,” says the source. “[Jesse and Kat] have known each other for a while. I think the opportunity presented itself with neither of them being involved with anyone and it happened.”
[From People]
Note to reps: you do not have to issue lame ass “insider” statements to People Magazine. The 90s were twenty years ago and we like to draw our own conclusions now. You’re welcome to point us in that direction with obvious photo opportunities for your clients. (Which again are usually obvious, so do it in moderation.) Beyond that, it just seems so desperate to issue “insider quotes” telling us how to think.
In other news about these two tattooed lovers, The National Enquirer reports that Jesse has already proposed to Kat, because he needs a gullible woman at home to be his rock while he bones chicks at work. They write that “[Jesse has] proposed to… Kat Von D – but he’s asked [her] to be patient for his kids’ sake and wait for a secret summer wedding next year.” The Enquirer quotes an insider who claims “They’re in love and even planning on doing some business ventures together. But he knows it’s going to be a big transition for his kids, and he wants to take his time so they can get to know Kat better.” Could Jesse be that stupid? He’s been married and divorced three times so far and he’s only 41, so yes.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Divorces, Jesse James, Kat Von D, Photos, Sandra Bullock
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If Jesse is so in love with Kat, why does he always look so serious and unhappy in photos? Kat is always grinning from ear to ear. Something is off with this relationship
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Eh, so I’m shallow, but they look creepy. So, yeah, a match made in Heaven I guess.
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These two are really in love, good for Jesse. It seems like this one is for real. I love Kat and her husky voice and man hands and changing hair colors. She’s a true winner. good luck to these love birdes. they deserve only the best.
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This is scary. My husband has the same plaid flannel tent as JJ is wearing in the pix.
Also noticing that SB is dressing exactly like a JJ girl.
Methinks the newly coronated Miss Utter Perfection is more in sync with the junkyard dog than her “insiders” would have us believe.
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Oh dear lord not these two again.
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He looks at her like she’s the most annoying insect he’s ever dealt with. That has to hurt. And normally I don’t go for weight shots, but what is up with her belly? Is that type of gain possible? Just in the tummy and nowhere else? I know if my belly went that way, my butt and boobs and arms would follow suit.
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I love Sandy’s look in the bottom pic.
As for Kat and JJ, I’ll bet anything that what brings them together are las drugas. Look at his eyes in the gallery pics!! That man is precariously balanced somewhere between too many uppers and downers.
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my daughter would have a field day with these two!
She’s only 4 and boy does she love drawing on walls – imagine 2 mobile colour-in books!!
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Kat’s really fugs, isn’t she? And she doesn’t have the body to pull off those outfits. Not to mention those hideous tats. And on her face? Really? Ugh.
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The way he’s looking at her in the third pic makes me LOL. It’s as if he’s wondering how in the hell he’s going to get out of this.
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“Moved on”? Then why do I get the impression if Bullock were to call him, Kat would be dropped like a hot tattoo needle?
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match made in heaven.. he does look like he’s soooo high especially in the bottom picture.. he’s really not that into her.. SHE is REALLY into him or his fame at the moment..
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Where the f are his kids while he’s out 24/7 holding hands with Kat for photo opps? He’s a moron.
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“Moved on”? Then why do I get the impression if Bullock were to call him, Kat would be dropped like a hot tattoo needle?
my thoughts exactly. I think if she were willing to take him back, he’d drop Kat in a heartbeat. I don’t think she ever will even consider it, but I think that JJ will always carry a torch for Bullock.
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He’s just not that into you, Kat.
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Kat, he’s just not that into you.
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Kat has a pretty face, it’s a shame she has ruined her body with so many tattoos.
These two make a perfect couple. Sandra has moved on too, she must feel so relieved that he is out of her life.
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These celebrity types sure do fall in and out of love quickly. And marriage is an effing joke to them too apparently.
Good lord.
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Wouldn’t it be hilarious if he married Kat and she left HIM for another man? Or went on a cheating frenzy like he did? LMAO
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He seems to be doing what is known as ‘plug and play’. Unplug one woman, plug in another. The tactic of choice of those with all the emotional depth of a puddle. He is probably filled with so much self-loathing he can’t stand to be alone, hence the marital body count. If Kat had half a brain she’d…what am I saying, if she had half a brain she wouldn’t be a walking billboard.
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Their tattoos look gross.
Anyway, I think this is a set up. I think it’s very telling that SB is dressed similarly to JJ in the last pic.
They managed to keep the adoption a secret. They managed to keep the divorce quiet. And JJ managed to keep his hook ups on the down low for a long time.
I definitely think their capable of hiding that their still together. Kat is a famewhore so this is perfect arrangement for her.
Methinks SB and JJ had an understanding before his infidelities went public. She separated from him to protect her “good girl” image. They’re probably still together and biding their time until the scandal blows over. Meanwhile, SB and JJ are laughing all the way to the bank.
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He is looking at her in the last picture like your an idiot. And your annoying me to death. Ha. Played relationship you think? Oh she has tats and her own show. Lets bang her. But he is so not acting interested, not like Kat anyways.
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I dont know what some women think, JJ is scum, he looks like scum, he acted like scum, and I am sure he smells the part,,, Thank god Sandra got out when she did..
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If Jesse is so in love with Kat, why does he always look so serious and unhappy in photos? Kat is always grinning from ear to ear. Something is off with this relationship
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Ya Think? He looks all kinds of unhappy
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match made in heaven.. he does look like he’s soooo high especially in the bottom picture.. he’s really not that into her.. SHE is REALLY into him or his fame at the moment
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Fame
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JJ always has dead eyes. He looks depressed and vacant. I have no idea what SB saw in him to begin with.
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KAT LOOKS PREGNANT!
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Yes, he looks unhappy and deadeyed. He looked a bit happy with Sandra…just saying….
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Body language is very telling…Kat is wayyyyy more into JJ than he is in her. He looks like he can barely tolerate her.
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Guess what, theres no need to diss Kat. Yeah, she isn’t your typical beauty (many might say she isn’t a beauty at all), but she isn’t the hideous piece of sh*t you say she is. Tattoo-judging makes my head go crazy. Don’t judge the book by its covers, please. After all, she isn’t the one who broke SB and JJ? If SB is better off without him, why do you care is he is with KvD? Maybe Kat has – like many other women – fallen in love with a douche, so what? It doesn’t mean she’s pure evil, just that she is dumb…
Its easy to judge people anonymously.
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@Iggles
DITTO!
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Kat and JJ has some weird body language going on in those photo.
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… and there goes the tattoo hate again. Oh well.
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I’m gonna call it now…
Kat is pregnant, and yes – Jesse IS the baby daddy. Before you say they haven’t been together that long – think again, they been hookin’ up since they met back in the day. And Jesse don’t look too happy about being a daddy again.
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Omg. The 90s WERE twenty years ago… Reality just smacked me in the face, lol.
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Uh huh…and if Sandra called him and offered him another chance, what do you suppose would happen…?
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hal, what are you smoking?
Wait, maybe you’re being funny. I’ll assume that.
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The illustrated couple.
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Kat is younger and prettier than Sandra, not because Sandra is a movie star, Sandra is one of the most boring movie stars,look at her track record,the Blindside is probably the only good movie she has done in a long time.
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Bardzo ciekawie napisy artykuł. Myślę, że można go jeszcze trochę rozwinąć.
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