50 Cent starts Tweeting as his dog, Oprah Winfrey

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So 50 cent has a lot of time on his hands and must be bored of talking smack about his rivals and tweeting hateful homophobic remarks. He’s started a Twitter account for his dog, and while I was prepared mock him my first impression was that it was sweet and funny and shows how much the guy loves his pooch. Then I saw these disturbing photos, which show it’s still the same old 50 with the same issues. The dog looks terrified! 50′s dog is called “Oprah Winfrey” (whom 50 blasted in 2006) and the Twitter account he’s set up is OprahTheDog.

This news comes via E! Online, which has a full recap of 50s tweets as the dog he alternately torments and loves. MTV has a quick overview of 50s tweets as Oprah the dog, which should suffice:

Yes, today we introduce you to one of Twitter’s newest users and the lady who has stolen our attention one update at a time this afternoon: 50 Cent’s dog, Oprah.

First of all, how incredibly awesome is it that 50 Cent even has a dog named Oprah? But perhaps more importantly, it’s extra amazing that 50 would go out of his way to give his pet a virtual voice. And she’s pretty active, too: In just 24 hours on Twitter, 50′s foul-mouthed pup has already revealed quite a lot to her more than 7,000 followers. To wit:

» She may have a broken leg and her owner is possibly responsible.

» She’d prefer a new owner.

» She’s not keen on doing tricks in exchange for treats.

» She doesn’t enjoy listening to 50′s music at full blast and doubts he’ll make another hit.

» She has been to the vet this morning (documented by two Twitpics).

» She relieved herself both before and after her vet visit.

Everything about these developments is entertaining. The fact that 50 has a dog named Oprah is magical, and the fact that not only does she tweet but she also doesn’t particularly like her owner is a truly amazing meta gag. The possibilities for future updates are endless, but we know 50, err, Oprah, will keep us entertained.

[From MTV]

50 tweets often on his main account and a quick scan shows that he’s usually bragging about how awesome and hardworking he is when he isn’t in a flamewar with someone. I guess one Twitter account wasn’t enough self expression and ego stroking for him.

Oprah is really cute and seems to be loved and well cared for when 50 isn’t using her as a prop to threaten with a knife. It’s clear that 50 needs some new hobbies other than tweeting. Maybe he should kill time in other ways, like gambling or playing violent video games.

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25 Responses to “50 Cent starts Tweeting as his dog, Oprah Winfrey”

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  1. Eileen says:

    riiiiiiight….

    Wow Twitter is really bringing down the celebrity persona!

  2. Westcoaster says:

    Wasn’t there a blind item about a in the closet celebrity, that was assumed to be 50 Cent? It had something to do with some insane Twitter postings

  3. Marjalane says:

    Ewwwww. What a freak. Sounds like he has personal issues with his sexuality…

  4. Eileen says:

    LOL! Dude I thought it was a dildo too! I didn’t even question The CB. Doh!

  5. spanks says:

    LMAO!!!Glad I caught the pink dildo mix up before it was changed…gave me my first morning chuckle which i desperately needed.
    Thanks CB :P

    But the poor puppy

  6. Noxqqivit says:

    CB with a dirty mind?!? No!! I won’t believe it!

  7. Celebitchy says:

    Ok I am SO EMBARRASSED I deleted some comments and tried to make it all go away. It seriously looked like a pink dildo to me, at least in the first pic at the bottom (which I saw first) and then I looked at the others and just assumed that’s what it was. (I didn’t see it in the header pic.) I’m sorry, let’s move on! LMAO.

  8. Samigirl says:

    ….well what is it? That is the main reason i clicked LOL. I could care less about 50 cents dog, but add the “d” word and I am all about it!

  9. Samigirl says:

    oh. it’s a cast.
    gotcha!

  10. jen says:

    Geez. He seems so desperate for attention it’s kinda sad. And the dildo thing is making me LOL.

  11. Kitten says:

    Ha ha..C/B that is too funny! Maybe he should have picked another color for the cast besides pink?

  12. PsychicEyes says:

    This looks like an animal cast and not a dildo. I perceive the pics as a “tongue and cheek” with him demonstrating his love for his cute dog. I really don’t find anything derogatory in these pics.

  13. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    I am an animal lover and I can’t say I am disturbed by the pics. He’s just being a thug, I doubt he is terrorizing the pup.

  14. Rio says:

    OMG. As an owner myself, I LOVE that he has a mini schnauzer– it is seriously the best breed for a poser douche like 50 Cent. They are, without a doubt, the most territorial dogs on the planet with hugely inflated senses of self…and totally impossible to take seriously (since they only come up to your shin).
    I love my minis, but they ARE the rappers of the dog world.

  15. Tia C says:

    That’s funny, Rio.

    That is a really cute dog. I get the sense that the dog means a lot to him, even if he is a poser twit. lol

  16. Bored@Work says:

    50′s twitter rants are hilarious to me. I don’t think he was really tormenting the dog. Yeah he has a twisted sense of humour, but if he was really torturing him, do you really think he would post it.

    Crazy as he is, I think he is just being his old crazy self, and as he said if you don’t like it, stay off his twitter page.

    His personality is out there for everyone to see and he does admit to a lot of insecurities. I just applaud him for putting it out there and not try hide and act perfect.

  17. Bodhi says:

    LOL @ Rio!! I am an animal lover too, but these pictures don’t strike me as “terrorizing the dog” either.

  18. Anonymous says:

    Seriously. That is so not funny. Something wrong with that guy.

  19. GatsbyGal says:

    Oh c’mon, he was just posing with it and being weird and playing around. He obviously loves the crap out of that dog. He just keeps adding fuel to the “50′s gay” rumors, doesn’t he? At least he doesn’t dress it in a sweater and carry it around with him.

  20. I Choose Me says:

    Whew, so glad I’m not the only one that looked at the first pic and thought that was a dildo.

    So yeah, cute doggie.

  21. daisyfly says:

    Truth is, Oprah the dog is pretty funny. Even if it’s 50 tweeting, the fact that he’s letting the dog beat his ass on twitter is fabulous.

  22. PunkAzzFiddy says:

    Fiddy was in prison–enuff said! He was punk ass prison bitch for sure!

  23. Pia says:

    50 is hilarious. I don’t take anything he says seriously. He’s like a 24/7 comedy show.

  24. That dog looks completely unimpressed with 50. She is totally cute though.