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Can you guys believe that somehow, somewhere, I pulled the name “Rebecca Loos” out of my memory bank? I really do have an encyclopedic memory for crap. It’s not like I even care about David and Victoria Beckham’s marriage – but I do enjoy a good cheatin’ scandal, especially if there have been notable harbingers of doom in the preceding years. And that brings me to Rebecca Loos – she was David’s personal assistant back in 2003-2004. She and Becks had a torrid affair in multiple cities as she traveled with him everywhere. Then she began selling her story to outlets, and everyone was like “Oh, yeah, this happened, and it was probably pretty hot too.” Long story short, David and Victoria fought back, sort of, and they stuck together, and it seemed like they were stronger than ever, especially these past few years. And now In Touch Weekly is all “Hey, Posh, your husband was boning a hooker.”
In a worldwide exclusive interview with In Touch, Irma Nici, a former high-class call girl, claims she’s slept with the world’s most famous soccer star, David Beckham, five times in 2007 and spills every dirty detail of their affair. “It was a high,” Irma, 26, tells In Touch. “All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting.”
Irma claims that after agreeing on a price of $10,000 to stay the night, the two spent the next hour engaged in steamy foreplay. Irma says she then “whipped out” a condom and the two had sex for 15 minutes, but it was “nothing freaky,” she remembers. “He was very gentle and kind.” On a scale of 1 to 10, Irma rates David a 7½ as a lover. “He knew what he was doing.” She also recalls that David used lotion from the hotel bathroom to pleasure himself. “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”
During their initial sexual encounter, David even opened up about wife of 11 years, Victoria. Irma says that David told her he preferred Victoria’s old curvier body. “He was saying that he liked her body more before,” she says. David also revealed to Irma that he is “more of a butt man than a breast man.”
[From In Touch Weekly]
On one side, I think it’s pretty cheesy that they had to reach back to 2007 for a cheating scandal. On the other side, I think this probably happened, and that Victoria may have even known. I think Victoria “allows” David’s indiscretions as long as he is discreet. It’s not so much an open marriage, but maybe it’s an old-fashioned “let the man do what he wants as long as he comes home to me” marriage. And maybe it’s a victory for Posh – after all, David hired a hooker rather than become entangled in an actual love affair with a friend or colleague, you know? Eh. I’m struggling for the silver lining. Anyway, I doubt this will damage their marriage.
Also: Beckham’s perfumed, burning dong? LOVE. And I love that he told the hooker he preferred Posh’s old body. Gain some weight, Posh!
UPDATE: Us Weekly has the Beckhams’ formal denial. According to their rep, In Touch’s allegations “are completely untrue and totally ridiculous, as the magazine was clearly told before publication. Sadly we live in a world where a magazine can print lies and believe they can get away with it. We are taking legal action against the magazine.” A source also tells the mag that David and Victoria will “fight this. They’re fed up with people trying to tear them apart. Their love is strong.”
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Affairs, David Beckham, Prostitution, Victoria Beckham

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The Rebecca Loos cheating scandal was never, ever proven/confirmed so you shouldn’t refer to it as if it was.
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I love Posh, who happens to have a great eye for fashion. Her fashion line is exquisite! I loves me some Beckham too. They are a great couple with a cute family. They clearly love each other and they both seem like great parents. I wish them the best!!
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Steef – Seriously? I’m pretty sure that the Loos thing is established.
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@ #3: +1!
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@Steef
Posh, is that you? LOL.
I thought Ted C. @ eonline had a blind about David Beckham being the married dude who constantly cheated but made all his side pieces sign confidentiality agreements?
He wrote something else awhile back about how everyone assumned Victoria was aware of David’s philandering, but she was, in fact, absolutely cluess.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b166842_blind_vice_naive_housewife_gets_played.html
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Let’s be real, cheating happens all the time in real life and in the celebrity world. I’m sure all of these men and women know that their husbands and wives are doing it. They just deal with it because what else will they do? I mean Victoria and David are treated like royalty. They have 3 boys, have built a life together and I’m sure Posh is not in denial about her husband’s extra marital hobbies. I love how these “women” come out and try to get their 15 minutes of fame. Classless.
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I also think Victoria is prepared for the odd indiscretion. I don’t think it’s as far as ‘it’s okay as long as he comes back to me’ but she’ll tolerate it to a point.
@ Steef, there was so much smoke surrounding Rebecca Loos you couldn’t see the fire but it doesn’t mean it wasn’t there. Though Loos’ behaviour before and definitely after gave her a only a thin thread of credibility.
If Becks did indeed make the comment about Posh’s old body then if Vicky doesn’t hear that as a cry for help maybe the marriage won’t last. Normally I’d think if she’s happy with her body don’t change it for a man but I sincerely doubt she is. It gets her attention from one source but is it costing her attention from the one she married?
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Victoria’s said herself that David prefers her with a bit more meat on her so that’s hardly new…..
Rebecca Loos gave a pig a handjob on a reality TV show, so draw your own conclusions about her……..
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If your breakfast has digested, take a moment and imagine anyone trying to have sex with Victoria Beckham; It’d be like banging a bag of bones covered in vaseline. It is completely unrealistic to think David doesn’t stray. At least he hires high end hookers instead of HoJo waitresses.
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@ gloaming:
ew, gross! lol
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I’m another who doesn’t know if the Rebecca affair happened. I just remember she didn’t have proof and only her word. This is a lame story considering it supposedly happened three years ago but I’m just happy that there’s actually a new cover. For years everybody has only covered the Triangle and reality stars like the Kadashians and The Hills.
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Excuse me, but she charges $10K for an hour a foreplay, 15 minutes of sex and the poor guy still has to pleasure himself with body lotion from the hotel bathroom? And she has the nerve to rate him a 7 and a half! Maybe he knew what he was doing but does she?
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Don’t ask, don’t tell.
It isn’t just the US military policy on gays. It seems to work for hollywood marriages as well…
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LMAO @ Stronzilla – that confused me too! Why is David jerking off when he’s paying a hooker?!?
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I’m from Europe, this story is old, I think I read it somewhere years ago, and if I remember well after that David bought her one very huge diamond.
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@Kaiser Maybe he was thinking of Rebecca Loos and that reality TV episode with the pig, different strokes and all that (bad pun and it stays)
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WHY IN EVERY PICTURE IS HER ARM AROUND HIM? AROUND HIS NECK?
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I feel bad for their boys…whether this story is true or not, those kids are going to see this cover, and so are the kids they go to school with.
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I’ve always wondered about them. The way they constantly portray their relationship as so hot seems a little contrived. It’s like they are trying too hard.
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@KIMBERLY she’s the puppet master
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Bad cheek implants, in fact, yuck.
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HahhhaAhhaHA @Kaiser and Stronzilla got me giggling….
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Hum a story from a hooker she was paid to tell – Like anyone will believe her even if it is true!
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“former high-class call girl”
Seems to be an oxymoron to me. She’s hardly what I would call “high class,” both for being a whore and for doing with a married man.
Nothing classy about that, if it’s true. And if it is a lie, then she’s pretty low-class for telling such lies.
Either way, she’s just human garbage, imho.
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The Rebecca Loos situation was never proved. EVER. She was his personal assistant when he moved from Manchester United to Real Madrid, so of course there was time spent together before his wife and children moved with him.
In England and Ireland Rebecca Loos is a laughing stock, and I personally think she wanted him to leave Vitoria for her and when he didn’t she threatened to go to the papers. He called her bluff and now she can’t get a job as an assistant to anybody for love nor money ( pardon the expression).
As for this “call-girl”…I would have thought $10,000 would buy discretion?? There is a spate of married England footballers currently in the press who have slept with hookers and admitted it. I get the feeling this person wants some money and is cashing in…
I don’t believe it, at all.
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That Blind item cannot be about David “Le Boeuf”??? Who described an Englishman in french? I think not mon ami
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I am not one of those women dreaming of David Beckham. I am not into pretty boys.
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I totally buy this story. I don’t buy the denial however. He’s a cheater and she loves their brand (and money) too much to let it die.
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its all bullsh**t david never cheat hes wife
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I made some research,the first time there was rumors about David cheating Victoria was 2005,their former nanny Abbie Gibson released some interviews with News of the world in which she confermed what Rebecca Loos had said.
http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/David+Beckham-3885.html
After this the nanny had to apologise “for breaching her duties of confidence”
http://www.zimbio.com/Abbie+Gibson/articles/5RrABVlhUN5/David+Victoria+Beckham+receive+nanny+apology
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Do all effing men cheat? what is the point oof relationships anyway? The whole thing is messed up. I say stop the relationships and marriages, lets all be open swingers. life will be so much easier.
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I totally buy that he f***s around on her. A lot.
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WHO CARES? He is one of the most obnoxiously overrated d*khead.
Posh could always dump this hag..she deserves wayyyyyyy better.
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I really like Posh. I don’t know what it is, but for someone who is constantly dressed like she’s on a runway, she seems somewhat down to earth or something (for a celebrity). I don’t know, maybe it’s because she seems like she’s a good mom.
I could be totally wrong, but until I see or hear a totally awful story about her, I’ll continue to believe it.
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I love them together. Hope this isn’t true and it’d be lovely if the press didn’t try to ruin marriages
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I think the Rebecca loos thing was proved by the fact that they didn’t sue. She was forced into a position where the papers were going to expose the story whether she was involved for not, and she had been sacked from her job- so why not take the cash from the paper? She said that she could reveal something personal about his body to prove that she had been sleeping with him and all the threats of lawsuits vanished, I think more embarrassing was VB’s awful displays of ‘solidarity’ afterwards
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