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When I saw these photos of Paris Hilton out last night, I initially kind of panicked and thought she might actually be knocked up. That would have meant months of tabloid coverage, interviews about how she felt as the world’s first pregnant woman, because you know she would have acted like she was, and a resulting seven figure magazine deal featuring the newborn as soon as it was able to sit for a photo session in baby couture. Then I looked over photos of her taken this past month, and although she does wear some loose clothing because that’s the style she favors she was also seen with a completely flat stomach less than a month ago.
Paris denied she was pregnant today through her rep. But I barely heard anyone guess that she was except for our friends at D-Listed, so it seems likely that she wore that dress just so people would talk about her.
Whenever she does have a baby, which seems inevitable given how she collects pets, let’s hope she has the foresight to hire good help who will take the responsibility for the infant that she will probably treat like an accessory. Paris just doesn’t have the patience or the mental capacity to care for a child for an extended period of time.
Thanks to WENN for these photos.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Benji Madden, Fake News, Paris Hilton
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That is a near-perfect headline. Says just about everything that ever needs to be said ever again about PH. It sums up her entire existence. It should follow her to her grave and then appear on her headstone.
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:shudder:
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Somebody spay her before its too late!
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She looks kind of old in some of those pictures. Too much tanning?
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The episode of South Park where Paris adopts butters was on the other night. I just think if her pet’s were blowing their own brains out, what would a child want to do? Hopefully, just off her, but who knows what evil might lurk. I agree with Ron, spay her now, before the spawn cometh.
p.s. If you’ve seen this episode, what is the crap she keeps coughing up, it was freaking me out, and does she really do this?
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ICK, she definitely doesn’t need to reproduce. Maybe we could start a petition or something.
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This broad is addicted to the limelight, she needs her fix
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Geronimo said it best!
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Out of all the dresses that can give the appearance of a pregnancy… she chose that one. What the feck?!
Ouuu, you nasty
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There are just… no words to describe the stupidity….
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She is a total and utter fool.
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Oh dear. She is not going to age well. Or maybe these are just unflattering pictures.
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She is so revolting. I want her to go away already, but here I am commenting on a story about her (sigh)
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God forbid if this thing ever procreates
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Babydoll dresses make everyone look pregnant. Perfect headline, loved it!
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Somebody please deposit this slag and her douche boyfriend into a live volcano.
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Jody: That was supposed to be “jizz.” I know, disgusting!
She’s definitely not pregnant, because her boobs have not gotten any bigger.
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ugh. she tries so hard to be like nicole…like, the crazy party girl that had a child and now is this beautiful caring mother everybody loves for having changed and grown up…i really think paris is going to have a kid soon just to be like her. sad. for the child.
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wtf? who does that? is she just trying to get attention like every other douche out there? HAHA god it makes me laugh. I feel sad for the kidd. =D
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I am tall and slim like she. I did now show until this week and boom I am huge. It can happen when you are around 3 months, going from flat to bump.
It may well be that she is not taking it. Her photos look genuine.
That, however, is no reflection of what I think her parenting skills will be. Pregnancy is such a fad right now. I did not start until I was 30. Now I have one on the way and on in college. Surpise!!!!
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The first thing that happens is that your tits get really huge….she still looks like an ironing board!
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I’m not normally ever in favor of something as heinous as this, but in Paris’ case, I will make an exception: I wouldn’t be opposed to someone kidnapping her, knocking her out and having a doctor tie her tubes. I would say remove her ovaries just to make sure, but is that too mean? Because tubes can be undone. But if you take out her ovaries, she’ll grow a moustache and beard.
Hey that would be cool. Ok do the ovaries too. All of it. Ovaries, tubes, uterus. Just give her a complete hysterectomy. Because I’d feel so sad for any offspring of hers.
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By the way, she just skipped the laxatives that day and had beer bloat and knew that would do the trick.
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I have never seen a more desperate attention seeker in my life.
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lol
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HAHAHA JoGirl, thank you so much for answering my question. I don’t know why I didn’t just assume something crazy like that. Oh South Park…
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JoGirl you nailed it. Nicole Richies’ dumplings gave her away long before a bump appeared
Anna is right – Babydoll dresses make everyone except concave stomached catwalk models look pregnant
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Please spay and neuter your Paris Hilton’s to stop pet over population.
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Words for each of us to live by: Don’t be a fool because a person can fool some people some of the time, but cannot fool all people all the time.
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She is vomit inducing. She describes herself as a “national icon”, all done with a straight face of course. I just can’t take much more of this worthless piece of white trash. It sickens me to know that one of our real icons, Paul Newman, may not be with us much longer but Paris will be left behind, much like cock roaches after a nuclear holocaust.
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