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Now the fact that I take dance classes with Lisa Rinna will have no effect on this posting… unless she reads it and tells Louis Van Amstel to ‘86′ my ass from class!
Harry Hamlin has always been a personal favorite of mine. I mean Clash of the Titans is an all time favorite and only because not just because he was in a loin cloth for the entire film. What I am thankful for about Mr. Hamlin, is even though he has been moving into voice-over work since being voted off Season 3 of Dancing with the Stars, he hasn’t gone the way of Jack Nicholson and THAT man’s shirtless body. I mean I get it: Harry Hamlin is 56 freakin’ years old. He must be so sick of hardcore working out (yes, Mario Lopez I’m talking to you. One day you too will get sick of working out unless you become like Jack LaLanne which is a horrifying thought in itself.), so at least we can see where everything is supposed to go on Harry, which gently reminds us of how sexy Harry is and was back in 1987 when he was named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive.
Now Liam Neeson, 56, here at “Club 55” (ironic) beach in Saint Tropez is another story.
Now I love me some Liam Neeson. High Spirits is like the best movie ever! (Oh and Schindler’s List too!) But I think here is a lovely example that it’s time to stop taking your shirt off my good Irishman. We’ve seen it already in The Big Man, The Good Mother, Husbands and Wives, Leap of Faith and frankly we saw all of it in Kinsey. In the words of Diana Summer and Barbra Streisand: Enough is Enough!
Talk about putting the HUGE in Hugh Jackman, NOW we’re talking! Can you believe he’ll be 40 this October! I’m sure this is still the body he had from the filming of 2009’s X-Men Origins: Wolverine, but being on the beaches of St. Tropez (with his adopted son Oscar Maximillian) with that body, could change this gay boy from saying ‘Oui-Oui’ in the south of France to having his wee-wee go north in the south of his pants… if you know what I mean.
Written by Micah
Posted in Harry Hamlin, Hugh Jackman, Liam Neeson, Lisa Rinna
30 Responses to “Older men on the beach: are they baiting beauties?”
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Bating or bathing? Or ‘bating as in slang ie. masturbating? Beauties we can ‘bate over? Or just bathing beauties?
Liam Neeson can do whatever he wants to do, shirt or no shirt.
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Obviously I can’t make a judgment about the hot factor, but Geronimo is right - Liam Neeson can cover his chest in tar and chicken feathers for all I care. The man is just that fucking talented.
Hugh Jackman is an asshole - I’m in my mid 20’s and I would have to spend 6 days a week in the gym to get that kind of bulk.
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Baiting beauties? That, a whole lotta fuglies, and everything in between.
Me included.
*drool*
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Diana Summer? I prefer Donna Summer thanks.
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It’s a play on words: Bathing beauties baiting beauties. Micah had it phrased that way “Bathing beauties or baiting beauties” but I changed it thinking I was making the title more clear. What makes more sense to you guys:
“Older men on the beach: bathing beauties bating beauties?” Or
“Older men on the beach: bathing beauties?” or the original
“Bathing beauties baiting beauties?”
Or maybe I should just change it to “Older men on the beach”Damn I’m confused.
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So once a person reaches a certain age and has a body that isn’t pleasant to look at, he should give up going to the beach and enjoying the water and sun and cover himself from head to toe? And then we wonder why people are so frenzied to get botox, surgeries, go on diets, work out like insane folks and develope body image issues. Bitch when they do too much, bitch when they don’t do enough, bitch because they have to age, jeez!
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Hugh Jackman in male perfection.
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oops, meant ‘is’ male perfection. See, I can’t even type properly looking at him…
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All three look good to me, yummy to gaze at.
But as I near the 50 year mark, the attraction is more intellectual and talent than just looks. -
I see the problem - I spelled baiting wrong! duh.
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I wouldn’t kick any of them out of bed, but I’d drag Hugh in. He’s gorgeous. I am not sure why having this beautiful body makes him an asshole, though. He’s a big guy, he’s like 6′4″ or 5″ - it would stand to reason he’d be bulky.
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I don’t see much difference between Mr. Hamlin and the hotness that is Liam. I’d much rather see Liam and Hugh any day on the beach. Maybe I just don’t get the attraction Micah has to Harry??
Like the rest of the posters, Liam and Hugh can do freaking wrong, especially on the beach, especially when they’re all wet like that….
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Of the 3, only Hugh Jackman is attractive in my opinion. But I’ve always thought he was. Even moreso since he’s bulked up again for Wolverine.
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Hate to disagree but there is no number on damn earth in my head when a fit yum body is walking by…Love the age and decorum deal though-always interesting.
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I have heard Liam is super well endowed too. He looks hot to me.
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His nickname isn’t “The Big Fella” for nothing you know
I always thought the bit in Kinsey, when he and Laura Linney goes to the doctor to figure out “what wrong” at the start of their marriage and he asks them how big his manhood is, and she points well off the end of the ruler, was a reference to that
(ok - maybe Kinsey was super-endowed, but it gives me such a giggle to think it was a Leeson joke) -
As much as I love Hugh Jackman, his beard could use a trim! It’s too scraggley (is that a word) to be Wolverine-like! It reminds me of a Sasquatch that just started puberty.
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holy frick…hugh jackman is HOT! now i know why dr. cox hates him
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I really have no strong opinions on the guys above, but I have to say - Clash of the Titans - Hellz to the yeah!
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Where’s Pierce?? Now there is some yummies!!
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Liam Neeson - yum, especially after seeing Schindler’s List. He gets a pass well into his 80’s
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Kate, I was thinking that about the beards too…any guy I’ve ever known who had a beard shaped it a little, and definitely shaved his neck..but guys don’t seem to be doing that now, I noticed David Beckham’s is that way too.
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ok it has to be said. Liam needs to put his shirt on and never take it off again. And Harry just looks like a troll. Gross. Hugh Jackman is amazing, and I’m not a big fan of facial hair but he’s so yummy I can overlook it.. Well, that and his wife & kids. lmao
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Hugh Jackman makes me wish that all men over 40 look like that! His chest is HUGE and HAIRY! Maybe a little too hairy but I’ll give is muscles credit where it’s due, YUM!
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Hugh Jackman is not over 40, won’t even be 40 until October. Which is why I wondered about him being included as an “older man”.
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If you thought Harry Hamlin was hot, check out his son with Bond babe Ursula Andress… PHROAR!!!!!
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Jackman is the best!
Cheers from Chile -
Ummm……Liam?..hubba “drool” hubba “drool” hubba “drool”!!! Huge?…”drool” hubba “drool” hubba “drool” hubba!!!
Hell I’ll take both of em’!! -
OMG did I say Huge??? Ummmm…I meant Hugh, honest freudian slip there I guess.
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I still love Liam Neeson
Also WOW at Hugh Jackman’s chest!
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