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The actress who plays Mistress of the Dark vampire seductress Elvira, Cassandra Peterson, says her first sexual experience was with lothario singer Tom Jones and it was a rough one. She calls it “painful and horrible” and described how he “was jumping” on her. Afterwards she needed to get stitches, presumably in her nether regions. The worst was when she went to see him the next night and he was with two other women, though:
Actress Cassandra Peterson was working in a nude revue in Las Vegas when she fell for the well-endowed “It’s Not Unusual” singer.
Peterson admits Jones was a rough lover and her first-time sexual encounter with the womanizing Welshman left her needing medical care.
She tells the new issue of Blender magazine, “Tom seemed gentlemanly and nice, so when he was jumping on me… I thought, ‘Well, if I’m ever gonna do this, it might as well be with Tom Jones.’ It was painful and horrible.”Peterson tells Blender she needed stitches after the sex session was over, but the worst pain was yet to come.
She adds, “I thought for sure we were gonna run away together and get married. I went backstage to see him the next night, but he was with his two background singers… and was all over them. I was disgusted.”
[From Starpulse via Gossip Rocks]
That’s awful! Apparently Peterson told this story on Howard Stern years ago, but this is the first I’ve heard of it.
In the few times I’ve thought about making love to Tom Jones, which all occurred earlier today when I read this story, he strikes me as a smarmy type but not the kind of guy who would be forceful with a woman. It’s one thing to throw your panties on stage for the guy. It’s another to actually let him rip them off of you and smother you with that sweaty hairy body. The fantasy sounds much better than what happened to poor Elvira, and maybe Peterson’s story will help warn off the few aging groupies Jones has left.
Thanks to LynnieD on Gossip Rocks for the tip about Peterson’s Howard Stern interview.
Cassandra Peterson is shown as herself on 7/8/06. Photographer: Rachel Worth for WENN. She’s seen as Elvira on 10/27/07. Photographer: Noam Nitzart for WENN Tom Jones is shown on 4/19/08. Photographer: Tommy Gravad for WENN
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Cassandra Peterson, Tom Jones
25 Responses to “Elvira: Tom Jones took my virginity, I needed stitches & he ditched me”
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Yeah right … She was dancing in a nude Las Vegas revue, and she was a virgin at the time?
Um … ok … and sign here for the Brooklyn Bridge.
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Wow! She looks better in the Elvira makeup!
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she looks like an older version of Melissa Joan Hart!
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I love the Elvira movie. It was so funny. I had never seen such bad script, acting, casting etc but for some reason, I found it very entertaining.
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How on earth does she get her boobs to look like they have been digitally remastered or pushed together like that? I must know! I want mine to do that…
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Someone beat me to the Melissa Jona Hart comaprison. True. It’s uncanny.
Tom Jones is married, for YEARS to the same woman. The London Daily Mail (I know, slop but they have good stories..) had a huge story on her. She is REALLY the antithesis of the nubile groupie sylph you’d think he’s marry. I was shocked when I saw it. She is a little older than him I think; apparently she has massive agoraphobia and stays home and he cheats, she knows it but they have an arrangement. Very interesting article. Oddly it seems he cares deeply for her too, he has chosen to stay married for years - they just have an understanding.
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Stitches after sex? Poor thing. And ewww. I like some of Tom Jones’ tracks, but never in a million years would I have wanted to take the guy home. Not when he was young and certainly not now. Gross.
I often hear that first times were painful, but this certainly takes the cake. I’m doubly glad it wasn’t like this for me after reading this horror story. -
Too much information. Stop sharing.
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I literally had to stop eating my lunch after reading this. Great diet plan, though.
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Who knew? I always thought that was a sock.
I think this story is probably enormously exaggerated.
And whatever titillating fantasies I may ever have had about Tom Jones (maybe one or two, maybe 100 years ago) have all been wiped out by looking at the picture of him above.
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oh my! I’m grateful I didn’t have someone like Tom as my first. geesh. In my experience blokes don’t know how to be gentle sometimes. I’ve had to tell them off, and they’ve been really shocked. Although not been injured as bad as she was. Poor girl
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Tom Jones literally ripped her a new one!
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Love her !! She’s hilarious at conventions. But damn, keep it to yourself once in a while.
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I went as Elvira for Halloween…when I was 8. How the hell did I even know who Elvira was? My mother sure as hell didn’t know- she thought she was just making a vampire costume. I put great big slits in the skirt with my safety scissors once I got to school. Man, I was such a wicked little minx in second grade …
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OMG, Rhymes! I was Elvira for Halloween when I was 8 or 9… it’s sketchy to realize how weird that get-up looks on prepubescent girls.
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Jenna, I read a long time ago that Elvira designed a special bra that’s designed to lift and push but doesn’t connect in the front. She was hawking them decades ago.
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Her afternoon movie show was the funniest thing on TV at the time. I still laugh when I think of some of her comments on the movies she was showing. Hysterical!
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I think this is true. I can’t see her making something like this up about another person out of the blue……..he’s been married since he was 16 so I guess his wife just turned a blind eye. I did hear years ago that he had a large one…….ewwww on anything with him.
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Too bad for her.That kind of sex is definitely for a non-virgin.
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Oh, well I want one. Buy it for me
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Why the heck would she go back to him the next night if it was horrible and left her torn and wounded?
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I’ve had the pleasure of working with Cassandra quite a few times over the past 5 years and I can say this story is 100% true, with no exaggerations.
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I’ve torn during sex, too, and not even with huge guys. If he’s well-endowed and she was a virgin, this sounds more than plausible. Poor girl.
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