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Whoever would have thought that working for Heather Mills would be anything less than a rewarding, satisfying experience? Well, her publicist for one. After an astounding four years working for Mills, Michele Elyzabeth is finally fed up – and she’s not going down quietly. After a drawn-out argument in which Mills berated her, Elyzabeth quit.
But to make the story even better, Elyzabeth didn’t just quit, she decided to talk to Extra about it – and confirmed that Heather Mills is just as horrendous as everyone says. Not that it’s a surprise, but Heather is always claiming the media is unfair to her and that they don’t really know her. It seems Elyzabeth knows her pretty well – though I’m guessing she wishes otherwise.
If Heather Mills is looking for some positive PR, she’s going about it all wrong. On Thursday, Mills’ publicist quit after four years, calling the former Mrs. Paul McCartney “an impossible person.” In a statement to Extra, Michele Elyzabeth says,
“After working for Heather Mills for four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person.
“Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me “stupid.” I reminded her that she was not “God” and she answered, ‘I will never ever talk to you again.’ I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts.
“On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press have reported about her.”
[From OK! Magazine]
I can’t believe anyone could work for Heather Mills for four years. The kindest nun would bitch slap her after two days. Heather has bitched and moaned about how horrible the British press is towards her, and seems to think she’s got a better reputation in America. Thus she bought a condo in Manhattan, planning on reaping the benefits of her misperceived social status. I, for one, will be camping outside said condo wearing assorted sandwich boards with various offensive phrases.
In fact I’m thinking I’ll hold some sort of contest, and the top five suggestions will be emblazoned on some kind of interchangeable sandwich board panels, which I will then wear around Heather Mills’ neighborhood. And by “emblazoned,” I mean me and my Sharpie. And by “panels” I mean cardboard. I think the first will be “Go away you one-legged hussy.”
Here’s Heather Mills at Gatwick airport outside of London on July 19th after taking a luxury holiday to Necker Island with friends and family. In surprising news, Heather Mills has friends. For the life of me I can’t figure out what her sign says, but I’m choosing to believe it’s probably something rude.
Written by JayBird
Posted in Feuds, Heather Mills
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20 Responses to “Heather Mills’ publicist quits; calls her impossible”
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anyone that worked for her for four years giving substantial unpaid time IS stupid.
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She seems hateful and greedy.
I am curious what the British posters think? -
CB I think I am being moderated because of trying to post a link to Wikipedia on the Angelina thread last night.
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Someone should take off her fake leg and beat her with it. What a waste of flesh.
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The sign says something like “you care.com” which is a website H.M. set up to fight the tabloids in the UK, mainly the sunny one.
On the site you can sign her petition or tell your own story how the press has haunted you. The idea is not bad, but… -
Pretty bad when your PR person turns on you.
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Oh well, it was only a matter of time. Heather’s bid to turn the entire world against her seems to be coming along nicely.
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All the dramamine in the world couldn’t help me to deal with this one.
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Mills is a poster child for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and probably Psychopathy too. I wish she would disappear completely…maybe she should go to Iraq!
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ri123 got to the joke before me… hopefully someday someone will beat her with her prosthetic. *fingers crossed*
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4.5 minutes left on Heather’s fame timer.
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How about “Go get a job at IHOP!”
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oh good- the picture is no longer available- so I won’t have to look at her ugly snarl/smile that she uses (and wrinkles up half her nose when doing it)
Not cute. -
Impossibly rich!
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Daisy 424: I’m British and I can tell you she is LOATHED over here. I think there were at least 14 Facebook groups called variations on “I think Heather Mills is the most loathsome human being on the planet” at last count.
Please keep her in New York! (tho I am prepared to come over to help Jaybird with her sandwich board campaign)
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ri23: Can I help!
geronimo: Why are we not all worshipping you! My lord!
Jerko: When god gave out honesty, he gave it too you!
Carrie: You answered all my inner questions and defined my own opinions!
Can I nominate her fro a Razzle as most loathed celebyleech? -
Damn you Fem! If the losthsome miss mills can keep a PRA on the hook for 4 years than she must be good… at using and abusing. We all know the woman has never seen the bottom of the cess pool she dwells in and she is definately the devils friend.. but you know what they say, the devils friends are twice as mean!
I pitty Beatrice, she will forever be the spawn of the swamp thing and the saint. Im just glad Sir Paul is rid of her, the shame should be hers and hers alone… *draws breath* -
I am laughing myself sick. This woman should be canonises. Heather Mills is just about the worst woman. Up there with Angelina Jolie. I do laugh at most of her stories though. Too good to be true.
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Lola, do you mean canonized
Too busy spreading hate to use spell check?
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As ridiculous as she looks as a misspelled, one-eyed ghost, I often wonder why some camera-shy stars don’t just carry around a face-blocking camera foil of some kind.
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