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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are likely already back together, or will be back together shortly, because they were spotted having dinner together over the weekend. The Plan worked. And now it’s time to do a repeat – once Sam and Lindsay have any kind of stability in their relationship, Lindsay starts trying to have sex with men. And I have an idea for a great candidate: Lindsay’s new (alleged) “sober coach”. That dude would be everybody’s favorite heartthrob Tom Hardy. If Hardy gets within six feet of Lindsay, I might have to start hating him.
Someone is trying to plant an idea in Lindsay Lohan’s head — about how to stay sober — and who better to do that than one of the stars of “Inception,” Tom Hardy.
TMZ has learned LiLo has struck a friendship with Hardy recently after the pair were introduced by mutual friends. We’re told they even met for dinner one night last week.
Sources tell us Tom is giving Lindsay advice on how to stay sober and Lindsay is seriously listening to him. Hardy famously battled addiction early on in his career and has been sober since 2003.
No word on if a totem is involved.
[From TMZ]
I’m honestly not sure if Tom is sober. I know he’s talked about how he used to do drugs and drink a lot (and sleep with men), but was it something he just grew out of or is in some kind of program? Unknown. What is known is that Lindsay is going to try to jump on The Hardy Dong as soon as possible. Ugh, TOM! Oh, and before everyone starts yelling about how he has a girlfriend or fiancée… yeah. That’s never stopped Lindsay before, and I tend to think Tom is a bit of a man-whore.
Last thing – look at these photos of Lindsay last night at the Lakers game. She’s already back to tweaking before she goes out for the night. Sobriety my ass.
Photos courtesy of Bauer-Griffin.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Lindsay Lohan, Tom Hardy
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oh come on, kaiser, wasn’t ManBoobs Butler crotch-smushing her at one point, and you forgave him? or was that just because ManBoobs’ appeal is largely based on how disgusting he is? (i dun judge, fomg, i fancy sean bean after all.)
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love Tom Hardy!
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nooooo!!! i don’t want to have to hate him. stay away tom!
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Bizzy – The Butler might have done it, but I tend to think he didn’t. She’s not his type at all, and he denied it pretty hard.
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Nooooooooooo!!!!!!
Ok, now MY slut shank is unsheathed!!!
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im so bored of LiLo
more specifically, reading bout LiLo’s life
wish she maintained some mystery
wish she went back to making the kind of movies shes just so good at – you know, klutzy wide-eyed comedic roles
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Bitch better step down or she will get cut. Where is Empress Zahara’s side eye when you need it?
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I remember reading an interview with Tom hardy not long after I figured out who he was, and he talked about his sobriety. Kaiser, he collapsed in the middle of a public street after a bad binge,’woke up in a hospital, then moved his things to his parents house and went to rehab not very far from them. I don’t know for how long or what program, but it was a stand alone drug rehab and he’s been thru a lot of therapy.
That said I think he should steer clear of Lindsay. I don’t think she’ll stay sober and she seems so GD annoying that it might drive Tom to relapse.
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If Tom is indeed sober & has done AA (as LiLo is supposed to be doing), he would know that when it comes to sponsors, it’s “men with the men, women with the women.” The opportunity for shenanigans is just too great when you have a vulnerable, new in sobriety woman looking to a man for guidance. & vice versa on the sexes, of course.
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I think this is total bs. She’s making it up–sort of like her “friendship” with Gwyneth. The photos of her at the Lakers game, and LaineyGossip’s comments about her today just make me want to smack her (along with her “mother”-and I use that term loosely). What a self absorbed, delusional asshole.
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I’m not sure I buy this at all. They might have a friend in common, and have met, but the rest is far fetched. And I don’t think they’re sleeping together, or that she’s trying to. Wasn’t there just a story about Lilo having a new live in girlfriend, in addition to moving in right next to SamRo? He might be trying to help, but I don’t think it goes further than that. This sounds like a straight up stunt from her people to me (better be!). And I refuse to think he’s a man whore. So there!
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I think she looks great – for a 40-year-old woman.
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Not Surprised. Let the Crack Games begin!
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These “sober coaches” are a joke, flat out. LL should be hauling her ass to AA every day — just like all “civilians” who haven’t had the luxury of the first-rate addiction treatment she has had. Hollyweird is filled with “sober” people who Don’t Work Any Program except their egos. LL hasn’t learned anything. She should be miles away from Cali…..doing real, actual recovery. But we all know that.
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On TMZ they are talking about her and Sam going out to dinner – walking there from their homes.
A few years ago I liked them together, now all I can think is that Sam knows and is still involving herself. Stupid, stupid, stupid… This should be one hell of a train wreck.
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I refuse to believe that Tom Hardy would be her sober coach. I tend to think that he would see through her “sobriety” and would stay away.
Hmm. Back to thinking about him fooling around with men… a much more awesome thought. We rewatched Inception last night and I kept watching Hardy and then giving my bf lustful looks. I think he’s on to my threesome plan.
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I’ll be Tom’s coach. YUM!!
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I think this guy is a creep and both he and the Crackqueen make my bullshit meter go off the charts- I guess mainly because Lindsey (and her attornies) have so far managed to write their own rulebook about how an addict “recovers”. It pisses me off no end how entitled and narcissistic Lindsey is. She’s a nasty piece of business and there is no doubt that she’ll fail at recovery.
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dumbass goes to a lakers game in LA wearing a knicks hat just to watch them loose. She is just FAIL all the time
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When I first saw this title I thought it said her new sober coach was Ed Hardy. How glorious would that be?!
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1. He is on the rise in the US after Inception, so having ANYTHING to do with this…”woman” seems like a STUPID thing to do career-wise,
2. How can he mentor if he’s actually working (as opposed to Lilo) on a set somewhere out there? He’ll be in the next Batman installment so he can’t come to her aid, his phone ain’t gonna be on 24hrs for the likes of her, etc.
I think (hope) he may be wishing her well, “available WITH BOUNDARIES,” and nothing more. One ex-crackhead giving another one an emotional high-five. From across the room. At a safe, respectable distance. As to not “catch” any of her various…”dramas.”
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@Marjalane, I 2nd everything you say. I am so sick of this self entitled 60 year old looking road whore I could vomit.
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His publicist just confirmed to tmz that he indeed advices her and he offered to be her sober friend. He is also engaged. Kaiser I love this site and I’m also a Lindsay fan. Please try and be nicer to her. She looked good in the match and had a great time. Give her a chance.
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I really doubt Tom would be desperate enough to associate with her. Even if it was in earnest.
His career is bright, why muddle it up with crackhead shenanigans?
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Bizzy….I heart Boromir too. And his bro Faramir, next door neighbour Eomer and let’s not forget THE elf. I refuse to put Aragorn in the group, that man belongs in a class by himself.
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Tom hasn’t been sober since 2003. I read an interview with Bronson director Nicolas Winding Refn and he said he initially didn’t want Tom in his film partly because of his drinking but later changed his mind because Tom was the most suitable person the role. Bronson came out in 2008, so Tom was still drinking as late as 2006 or 2007.
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OMG – if you look at only her eye area, she is so wrecked/damaged – she looks like a proper drug addict (hate to think of the state of her internal organs)
The rest of her ‘smooth’ face is all surgery i.e. botox, fillers and implants
Anyhows, who seriously believes she is sober? Prob Innocent & even they are starting to doubt Lilo
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This is so odd. There are completely conflicting reports from Tom’s people on this story.
On TMZ: Tom’s publicist just confirmed with TMZ that Tom and Lindsay do indeed know each other, have been friends in recovery and had dinner together. Although Tom is helping her, the publicist says he is not Lindsay’s sponsor.
On Fox 411: A rep for Tom Hardy tells Fox 411 that the Inception star is not Lindsay Lohan’s sober coach, nor have they even met, saying the TMZ report “is completely incorrect. I don’t believe they know each other.”
Which one is true? Why can’t Tom’s peeps get their stories straight? This seems to have taken them by surprise. It reads like Lindsay leaked the story, Tom’s people were not expecting the leak and are scrambling to figure out what to say.
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This isn’t going to end well for his fiancée.
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Get the hell outta there Tom. You don’t know what you’ve signed up for. If Lilo don’t get ya. Mama will.
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uhg. Thanks for that update TS. what are we supposed to believe here? I really hope this is false. He needs to run away fast if its not.
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At first I thought this was BS and just LiLo wanting to be linked to a big name. After seeing this picture:
http://www.popsugar.com/Pictures-Tom-Hardy-Sacha-Baron-Cohen-Heidi-Klum-Seal-Lakers-Game-LA-13183615?page=0,0,0#6
I’m willing to believe that this is exactly the type of sober coach Lindsay has been waiting for all her life. Unless sober means something else in Hollywood, our hunky Tom Hardy is off the wagon
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AA, SOS, SMART and good ol’ fashioned therapy are good modalities. I know this is slightly OT but I believe different systems appeal to everyone.
Hot Sober Coach? Not so much. Edit: Hot Sober “Friend/Advisor”
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I do tend to believe that he’s probably sober, at this point…but also agree with KJ. He should steer clear of Lindsay.
She’s such a mess, even at the best of times, that she’d no doubt run a major risk of dragging him down too.
She’s already nabbed Sam Ronson again. (It’s looking like she has some particular talent of convincing people of things that we’re not aware of. Though I guess that would explain how she managed to stay out of prison this long.)
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Well, at least it’s not Gerry…
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God, that man is so gorgeous. I would go to rehab just so he could be my Sober Coach when I got out. Except if this story is true, then he has Lohan cooties and I’d have to pass. *sad*
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