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America’s favorite Octogenarian titty mogul and his 60 years younger fiance have set a date for their upcoming wedding. Hugh Hefner’s rep tells US Weekly that it will be an “intimate” affair attended by less than 300 guests and will take place at the Playboy mansion on June 18. That will hopefully be enough time to de-louse the mansion after that big Legionnaire’s outbreak earlier this month.
US also reports that Hef’s bride, Crystal Harris, will wear a dress by designer Romona Keveza. I’m not familiar with that designer, so I googled the dresses and they’re very traditional, classic and romantic. For all you can say about Harris, she will probably look gorgeous on her wedding day to a guy old enough to be her great grandfather.
Harris was recently profiled in a piece in The New Yorker about her upcoming wedding. She revealed that she’s going for a “romantic” theme, with a color palette at the reception that her wedding planner describes as “silver and white, and maybe a blush underlay.”
As for what attracts him to Crystal and other very young women, Hef recently said that “you do give up something in the process,” but “There is something wonderful in the student-teacher relationship — the rediscovery, the chance to have a relationship with a younger woman. It permits you to see the things you love with a fresh eye, makes them exciting again.” I think we know Crystal’s motivation. She’ll put in about 10-15 years tops and then she’ll become a wealthy woman before she’s 40. Hef surely has a prenup but he’ll provide well for her. Ms. Harris has her career and life plan all mapped out for her, she just has to keep being a pleasant and willing companion.
After I wrote all that I found this video (below and here) of Crystal and Hef on Piers Morgan discussing their wedding plans. She seems really stoked about it. Hugh said his best man will be his brother and that his two youngest sons will serve as groomsmen. (His sons Marston, 20, and Cooper, 19, are much closer in age to Crystal of course.) Crystal joked that Hugh got married in the front yard already so she asked “if we could do it in the back yard.” They’re going to have the ceremony “in front of the waterfall, very romantic” according to Hef.
When asked what she sees in Hef, Crystal said “I love Hef, we have so much fun together. He’s the nicest person I’ve ever met in my whole life.” Probably the most generous too.
Written by Celebitchy
Posted in Crystal Harris, Hugh Hefner, Photos, Weddings
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I can’t believe I’m saying this, but they are weirdly cute together.
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@embertine- girl , whatever you have been smoking i want some !!!!!! please
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“I think we know Crystal’s motivation. She’ll put in about 10-15 years tops…”
LOL, by then Hef will have taken so many of those little blue Viagra pills he’ll look like a Smurf.
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Do what in the backyard? Oh, get married.
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He looks like one of those creepy ass puppets you put on your knee and throw a voice at. Here’s hopin for his sake she trims her nails.
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Only at the Playboy Mansion would 300 people be considered “intimate”. Wedding or bed.
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After the wedding: 1)Will the orgies continue? 2)Will dogs still poo all over the house? 3)Will she order new carpeting and drapes to get rid of the pet odors? 4) Are they selling The Mansion and moving to Chicago?
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The whole Playboy thing is as fake as can be. Everything about it is a farce. They insult people’s intelligence by making you think any of it is real.
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NO.
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Who cares about the wedding of that old piece of desiccated piece of meat.
He has long passed being a pathetic old man and has entered unchartered territory at this stage.
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Really, what does Hef know about romance – all the bunnies up in his smelly poo filled room with not bottoms on and humping him while he just lies there????
Would airwicks be an acceptable gift for them since at his age he probably smells and reaks like my grandfathers suitcases.
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Sumodo1: Yes after the wedding the orgies will continue but as his wife she won’t have to participate in the hop-on-hop-off to get paid at the end of the week.
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Quest: “Would airwicks be an acceptable gift for them since at his age he probably smells and reaks like my grandfathers suitcases.”
Not enough Airwicks on the planet.
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@lilred
“Yes after the wedding the orgies will continue but as his wife she won’t have to participate in the hop-on-hop-off to get paid at the end of the week.”
Okay sweetie, fess-up. You sound like an insider. Dish please?
Morning back.
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her body language is reminding me of kelly ripa with regis in those stills.
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Even though I really don’t like Crystal I thought she looked the best she’s ever looked at this interview.
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i want what embertine is on as well!
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Lol Rita I’m not an insider but if it was me marrying that old fart bag I’d make sure I got paid,but good. I’d make sure it was in the prenup.
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Hef must be chewie just like beef jerky.
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Maybe, and just maybe she is practicing to become a museum curator
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LOL Alexandra’s posts, I just spit coffee all over my keyboard. I’ll never think of beef jerky the same.
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@rita hysterical!
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