Scarlett Johansson has been boning Sean Penn. I think we’ve established that at this point. First came the tabloid rumors (which in retrospect, seem dead on), then the photo of ScarJo’s rubbing her foot on Sean Penn’s dong, and then the report and photos of Sean and ScarJo on their brief jaunt to Mexico last week. So… boning. But what is still up in air is just how serious all of this is. I asked last week whether ScarJo was really loved-up, whether this was some kind of romance, or whether it was just sex. My opinion, at the time, was that I was kind of worried that ScarJo might actually have feelings for Sean. I could forgive the relationship if it was just about sex – after all, girl needs to get laid, and I’m guessing Sean is WAY better than Ryan Reynolds. But romance? Ugh. Anyway, Page Six had an interesting little tidbit this morning… apparently, ScarJo is also seeing Jeremy Renner on the down-low too?

Following rumors of a hook-up with Sean Penn, Scarlett Johansson shared friendly drinks with “Hurt Locker” star Jeremy Renner Friday night. The pair, who appeared to be “good friends,” were spotted with a group at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont, just days after Johansson and Penn shared a cozy lunch at LA Cuban restaurant Versailles and then reportedly took an overnight getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Meanwhile Johansson’s ex, Ryan Reynolds, seems to have found romance with stunning German model Agnes Fischer after they were seen flirting over lunch in Cape Town, South Africa, where he is filming the thriller “Safe House.”

[From Page Six]

Well, that doesn’t really sound like they’re hooking up, but hey, anything is possible. Especially when you’re talking about ScarJo. I’ve been kind of amazed with how many men Scar has been “rumored with” since her split with Ryan. Some of it is simply the tabloids putting her with any available man she’s anywhere near. But part of it is also that ScarJo seems like the kind of girl who is up for it, you know? And she’s not sitting at home, throwing a pity party. She’s out there with different men seemingly every week. ‘Atta girl.

One last piece of ScarJo news – there are rumors floating around that Scar might be headed back to Broadway. She recently did a reading of The Philadelphia Story with Jon Hamm and John Krasinski, and now people think that ScarJo and the boys will be doing a revival of the celebrated play. WITH SCARJO AS TRACY LORD. Ugh. But The Hamm as C.K. Dexter Haven?!? Oh, YES.

Photos courtesy of Fame.