Because she just did so well coming in late to court and pushing her crack lips and her latex-clad (?) crack tittays out for the judge, Lindsay Lohan treated herself and her little sister Ali to a trip to the hair salon. These photos were taken at the salon, and just after. So… Lindsay paid someone to do that to her hair. She really thinks she looks awesome like this. And she loves being photographed so much.
Anyway, TMZ seems to be slowly climbing out Linnocent’s ass. While they seemed to report every last piece of Team Crackhead gossip the past few months, they’re latest cause is trying to get Linnocent to take the plea deal being offered. TMZ reports that Lindsay STILL isn’t interested, though. Even though the judge gave Lindsay two more weeks to consider the 6 month sentence (amounting to 19 days in jail, likely), Lindsay “maintains…why should she go to jail for something she didn’t do.” Even harsher, TMZ reported this morning that Linnocent’s probation report is particularly damning, and if the crackhead goes to trial, the report will probably be one of the most damning pieces of evidence against her:
TMZ has learned … the L.A. County Probation Department report on Lindsay Lohan is so blistering, it could land her in prison if she’s convicted of felony grand theft.
Multiple sources familiar with the probation report tell TMZ … the report — drafted after Lindsay allegedly took the necklace in January — contains something “shocking” and “devastating” against Lindsay. The info has never been made public and our sources would not divulge specifics — only to say any judge who uses it to determine sentencing would probably throw the book at Lindsay.
The stakes are high if Lindsay doesn’t accept Judge Keith Schwartz’ proposed sentence — which we’re told is 3 months in jail. If Lindsay decides to fight the charge, Judge Stephanie Sautner would use the report to determine sentencing if she decides Lindsay violated her probation. Lindsay faces more than a year in jail for the probation violation.
And even worse for Lindsay … if Lindsay is convicted of felony grand theft, the judge in that case would also consider the scathing probation report. The maximum sentence Lindsay would get for felony grand theft is 1 year in state prison.
Mind you Judge Schwartz’ job is to try and settle cases, which is why he’s willing to go pretty easy on Lindsay.
Short story — Lindsay is crazy not to accept Judge Schwartz’ offer.
Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Holley, tells TMZ, “Judge Schwartz made it abundantly clear Thursday, on the record, that the probation violation, if proven, would be based on the theft allegation and nothing more. If there was such ‘devastating’ information in the Probation Report, wouldn’t the allegations be based on that?”
[From TMZ]
Gee, I wonder what the report would include? Just think back to what Lindsay’s cracked-out ass has done over the past two years, stir in some bricks of cocaine, a couple dozen bottles of Adderall, a truckload of vodka and tequila, and you’ve got your probation report. I would imagine it also includes never-before-heard details about Lindsay beating the crap out of people, and clipping babies, and crack-screaming “DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!” at psychiatrists.
Oh, and Lindsay was pulled over by the cops last night too. She claims she “waved down a police officer” when a paparazzo was blocking her, but the cops and the media outlets maintain that she was pulled over for running a stop sign. Hey, at least she didn’t clip a baby. Also: why is this cracked-out bitch allowed to drive again?
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.
The whole family is disgusting! All of them. Like I have always said, something tragic is going to have to happen before anyone in this family “gets it”. Sad but true!!!
I think she is so self destructive that she wants the worst to happen. She has had soooo many chances to get herself out of trouble and her compulsion each time is to dig a deeper hole. I hope beyond hope that this info lands her in jail for year. I think a full year in prison where she isn’t Lilo superstar is the only cure for her.
OT: she’s better with red hair!
and about her jail/no jail story, i don’t care.She’s like a real tv starlet:famous to be famous!
who remember she was an promising actress?
Yawn, you know I’m beginning to get bored of her and her desperate antics to keep in the media. I really hope that people soon begin to forget about her and she can fade away. Did you notice that there were only a few cameras outside that court house?
The stuff we know is bad enough, can’t imagine much worse but we are talking about Crackie. She should have her license taken away.
Maybe she should go to trial, I’d like to know how cracked out she is.
Is she sporting Paris Hilton brand extensions? God, they are ghastly.
So when I read that, I immediately thought, “behaviors” not substances. I wonder what Lindsey has been accused of and has paid off to keep quiet. We know she’s done pretty much everything, stopping short of puppy kicking and murder, but I’m thinking some kind of major theft, or prostitution.
Hair extensions need to be banned. Made illegal. Anything to make them stop.
Dina must think her crack baby might go to jail again, even though she maintains she’s innocent. She’s been stepping up the pimpin of the other kids lately Ali supposedly auditioned for some show on the CW, and she keeps trying to make Michael Jr.’s film career happen.
“Multiple sources familiar with the probation report tell TMZ … the report — drafted after Lindsay allegedly took the necklace in January — contains something “shocking” and “devastating” against Lindsay.”
Sorry nothing Crackie does is shocking, only that she keeps getting away with all this shit. Hopefully not for much longer.
I’m not sure I buy the probation report being that damning. I mean, wouldn’t whoever wrote the report need to turn her in to someone? I guess I don’t understand that part.
Whatever Team Crackhead decides to do, I hope she gets what’s coming to her. Not gonna happen, but hope springs eternal, eh?
She’s got to be doing something to have all this money to rent a house, “buy” $$$$ jewelery, get her hair done (all the time!), shopping, etc. I’m guessing she still gets loads gifted to her, don’t know why, but there are bound to many that won’t let her borrow a dime.
I’m guessing it’s behavioural like someone else said. Whether that is prostitution (wouldn’t shock me) or extortion (wouldn’t shock me) or physical abuse of other (wouldn’t shock me), I don’t know. But I really hope TMZ’s CIA skills will get this out! I love me some crack shenanigans!
such a tard.
Ironic that she was pulled over on a street called Charleyville, because that is exactly where she is headed!
Jackson, I think the reason no one has done anything with it yet is that she hasn’t had a probation hearing yet and it’s probably not “illegal.” That goes right against what I just wrote but yeah it can’t be illegal because she would be back in court. Again.
Thinking more about it, it most likely has something to do with her latest stint in rehab or her knowledge that the necklace was stolen. But I do love the idea of her being a hooker.
let’s get OFF the crackhead lohan bus and onto MORE TIGER BLOOD ! WINNING DUH! MERCURY SURFBOARD ! CHARLIE SHEEN! WAAAYYY more interesting
I will always see the blonde hair as the calling card of Lohan still being a cracked out mess.
Alot like Britney and her pink wig. It was her calling card of crazy.
So till Lohan gets rid of the bad extensions and the bleached out mess. She will remain a cracked out mess.
As soon as I see the auburn hair. I will start to believe she is prepared to get her shit life in order.
She was such an adorable girl. Why does she turn her lovely ginger hair into bleached straw? What a shame.
Why is she driving with freakin’ sunglasses at night!
Extensions need to be banned forever, because they are really bad for your hair. I’ve noticed that LL hair looks thinner than before and the extensions aren’t helping.
I was curious to know what the devastating thing could be she did while on probation that they are not including at this point. If it’s devastating according to LL standards, than maybe she was out solliciting, dealing drugs, harassing people, more stealing, beating up health workers at BF please fill in the blancs, because I can’t come up with anything else…..
@Bex, I agree. I think that’s what the pleather mini dress was all about. She knows how to dress for court, but she also knows if she wears something vastly inappropriate, people will talk about it for a week.
@Marjalane ITA
First thing I thought was prostitution.
Though that wouldn’t be shocking…..
nice Barbie hair. yuck.
Marjalane, agree on the prostitution angle.
how else has she managed to keep up her shopping/clubbing lifestyle with (virtually) no source of income? her leggings line is her only source of $, right?
Wow she really looks like her Mom now!
And have you ever tried driving in the dark with your sunglasses on? I’m sure it’s for all the cameras going off but still it’s very dangerous. I also really really hate when they wear them inside buildings, it’s so pretentious.
Shouldn’t there be two separate legal issues? The probation violation & the thieving? If she’s guilty of theft, she obvs violated probation, but what if she gets out of that? I think she’s still guilty of violating probation for various crack shenanigans in rehab. I hope that is not swept to the wayside.
I wonder how she will get out of it. I keep thinking, she’s finally going to have to face consequences, but never does. At this point it doesn’t matter what she does. She will get away with it. I’m still really curious as to what she has done that is even worse than the public already knows.
Her hair is disgusting…and wearing those giant black shades while driving at NIGHT probably don’t help her much to see stop signs.
Seriously thought that was Dina in the first pic.
I usually don’t care too much about this bitch but now I want to know what she has done that is so awful. I wonder if she is a prostitute or if she obsessively stalked someone other than Sam or she gave crack to a minor (Ali?) or she bilked her grandmother out of money. Maybe she was caught running mobile crack houses (she is in a different car every week). Oh, no, I bet it has something to do with Carvel ice cream. I bet she has been stealing cakes after her black card was denied. So many possibilities.
She should not have a driver’s license. EVER.
A sensible person would take the plea. You know she’s so delusional she wants to fight this. I hope she insists on a trial, and I hope they lock her crackhead ass up for a lot longer than she would have gotten with the plea.
If she hadn’t changed her story a dozen times and hadn’t returned the necklace only when the police were coming with a warrant, she’d have a shot, but her nonsense proves her guilt, IMO.
She is a waste of taxpayers’ money. The courts need to be reserved for important issues, not her crack-addled entitlement. Lock her up or better yet: make her do eternal heavy duty community service and let’s move on.
she’s a hot mess with a “my little pony” mane.
hmmmm…something so horrible, beyond what we already know??
Her under-age Sister & drugs perhaps??
Agreed hair extensions need to be outlawed. But, can we also have blonde hair dye outlawed too? When will people realize what their skin tone is? If God didn’t grace you with some sort of blonde coloring to begin with you probably don’t need to be dying your hair blond.
I remember seeing a blind item about a fallen starlet who was prostituting herself out and wanted to branch out in Japan, I believe? And the majority of guesses were Our Crack Highness.
Lindsay has f*cked everyone else for free. I think the light finally went off to start charging. It’s so distressing to even contemplate the depths to which she has fallen.
When I see her dirty skin it’s like all the layers of fake tanner and hair dye and strange men’s cooties have covered her in a layer of filth that will never come off.
And what is up with the court system in California? What strange mystical powers does she wield that changes even the sternest judge’s mind?
I heard you can actually block a person to appear on your computer.
Lindsay, Charlie, Brad and sleezebag gf and their kids would be high on the list.
Maybe a celebrity site or two would be an improvement to all of our lives.
“If she hadn’t changed her story a dozen times and hadn’t returned the necklace only when the police were coming with a warrant, she’d have a shot, but her nonsense proves her guilt, IMO.”
lucy2, I was thinking about that, and her whole “I didn’t do anything wrong” attitude is such BS. Even if she “forgot” she had the necklace on, why didn’t she return to the store as SOON as she realized she still had it on? she had to wait until they pressed charges to return it? and again, NOT to the store but to the cops?
the changing story is what will do her in, I think.
“I was never in the store” – surveillance tape proves otherwise.
“It was loaned to me” – denied by the store and no paperwork
“I forgot I had it on and the store should have stopped me” – why was it not returned when you realized you had it on, and HOW THE F IS IT THE STORE’S FAULT THAT YOU STOLE IT?!
the girl is a lost cause.
At this point I think she would ACTUALLY have to kill someone in order to go to jail. Not that I’m hoping for that, of course, but I’ve pretty well given up on the hope of her receiving any real punishment for her actions and behavior.
Hmmm, I’m thinking prostitution makes many pieces of the puzzle fit. Or at least, the “where the heck does she get the money for the bad hair, tanning and clothes” piece.
She was sued (or threatened) not to long ago for backing out of an agreement to “escort” someone to something in, uh, Italy, I think? No? Anyone recall?
this chick is a depraved crazy bitch. what shocking thing could it possibly be? what, was she not cracked out for like a day? did she volunteer at a homeless shelter or something? THAT would be shocking.
TQB, it was for not going to the Vienna Opera Ball. Every year some rich Eurotrash dude pays some equally trashy starlet to be his date. Paris Hilton has also gone.
Big black sunglasses… at night… while driving???
I think she coma raped somebody.
i agree with those that say its going to take a major FAIL on her part [aka, like killing an innocent bystander] for her and her “team” to “get it”
also agree that the ginger was best
[where is Innocent? isnt she normally on here proclaiming Linnocent’s innocence?? IT’S NOT LINDSAY’S FAULT THAT THE PROBATION OFFICER CANNOT TAKE A BRIBE! SHES JUST A CHILD!!!!!!! H8TERS!!!!]
Em sorry but why is Lady Isabella Hervey, that English “socialite” allegedly Royal hanging around in the background in the photos here? Isn’t she late 30’s/40, one would think at her age you’d have a bit of maturity to realise hanging around Crazy-Li loca won’t get you a foot in the door in hollywood?!
So then is she only getting jail time for the probation violation? Is the plea deal for felony grand theft or is it for a probation violation? I asked this yesterday, and I thought I understood the situation, but now I’m back to being confused. Are there any law-minded readers who can clear this up?
As an aside, I honestly thought it was Dina in those photos.
she looks xactly like white oprah here
I wonder how much time she spends every day googling herself. I think it was this blog that observed that the more cracked out she becomes, the lighter her hair.
Prostitution? Hell, yeah! I’m presuming the juicy news has to do with her behaviour and character. I don’t think it will make an iota of difference to her treatment though. She’ll get away with almost everything.
@TQB….yeah, I think it was an event in Austria and she was paid to be someone’s “date” and she backed out after getting paid. She’s such a con artist.
Lindsay is boring me.
That poor sister who only looks up to lindsay as a big sister like most little sisters innocently do looks totally terrified that the paps are alwayyss that close and in their face..lindsay ofcourse is unfazed and is fine with it. Shes just become tooo immune to the whole fantasy land of LA being in the business since childhood, having wads of money and no parental guidance for so long shes i guess no surprise based on her environment. Unless she gets out of LA and that insane environment this will be headlines unfortunately for many years to come as she herself keeps the tabloid business booming while lining her own pockets she knows that so will unlikely ever be low key and just known for her ‘work’ alone, unfortunately.
She doesn’t have a stable relationship or family life which are the only things that would keep her home n until she gets that which i hope is soon, shes just always gonna be out there with people trying to make a buck of her or her just getting into stupid situations that will get her in trouble. Everyone makes mistakes in there teens and 20s n shes in a tough spot being so visible i just wish her the best. Looks like she needs a conservertorship like Britney where she only gets X amount of dollars to spend a day so she cant go around trying to shop like crazy etc. etc.
Her sister went from cute to mannish pretty fast.
SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT….PATHIC AND SO SAD!
God, Dina Mark 2 in the first photo – scary!
Totally agree about the prostitution, I.e. Numerous occasions photographed on rich peoples yachts, guess she was paying them in kind.
Also there wad a blind item pointing to Lindsay and Ali a while ago about an older sis introducing her younger to the drugs and sexual behaviour and the 2 of them were pregnant by the same person ( past tense so obv no babies anymore).
I pity Ali, her role model is Lindsay – what a great future she has!
Geekchic, as I understand it, if she pleads guilty or no contest, she will be given 3 months (serve around 19 days) for the theft. I think she’ll end up at a county jail because I don’t believe you get out for overcrowding in state prison. I don’t think this judge is going to violate her probation. If he was going to do it, he’d have done it already and I think this isn’t in Beverly Hills where the last set of charges were laid down so maybe he can’t. If she doesn’t plead, the new judge is going to immediately violate her probation (for getting in trouble while on probation) and she’ll go to jail. She is facing up to a year for the probation violation in county jail. If she is found guilty of stealing the necklace, she faces up to a year in state prison.
I really don’t understand why doesn’t plead out. She’s facing jail each way she looks at it and I don’t get why she doesn’t realize this. Her lawyer must have told her this. She’s so fucking delusional that she’s not going to jail when in fact she’s facing up to 2 years in 2 different jails.
Lindsay, if you’re reading this: TAKE THE DAMN PLEA! 19 days is better than a year or more.
I’m sorry if I’m incorrect on all this. I do have a degree in criminal justice, but I’m from Canada and our laws are different.
That’s Lady Victoria Hervey in the green top.
Is it wrong that this story makes me a little giddy? SEND HER TO JAIL!!!
i like the smiling lady in the background pretending shes reading a book when clearly shes thinking “thats lindsay lohan! pretend i dont care, pretend i dont care….”
Lohans = a bunch of hillbilly white trash
Maybe she offered sexual favors to the probation officer, or the officer has information that she offered money to the guy who was with her in the jewelry store (or the store’s owner) to keep charges from being filed (or to get them to testify that she borrowed the necklace).
The family’s habit is to chase people down with payoffs, so something in this vein probably happened: “How much (sex, money, etc.) will it take to get this to go away?” or “What do I need to do [mimes BJ or female equivalent, or salaciously and pointedly eyes the officer’s crotch/breasts while licking her gummi lips] to make things right?”
Hard to imagine something worse than what we already know…It’s sickening & sad to think she might be prostituting herself…
Eventually she’s going to end up doing something horrible as a result of her addictions & dishonesty… like hitting someone with her car while drunk or high, then ‘running’ from the scene… I know she comes across pretty ‘hard’, but could she really ever forgive herself for taking someone’s life?
@Skilo – “Dina must think her crack baby might go to jail again, even though she maintains she’s innocent. She’s been stepping up the pimpin of the other kids lately Ali supposedly auditioned for some show on the CW, and she keeps trying to make Michael Jr.’s film career happen.”
I was wondering how long it would be before she started on Ali, again. I recall an interview when someone asked Ali if she wanted to be an actress as well, she said ‘No, It’s just not my thing.” .. Dina really doesn’t give a flying fuck about her family, does she… Pushing her other children to get jobs acting, even knowing exactly what it’s done to Lindsay, all the pressure, unrealistic expectations, & exposure to bad influences she may not have been, if she weren’t a ‘celebrity’. (She’s still responsible for her own mistakes, but the entertainment industry is infamous for this crap.)
@Original Kate – “she’s a hot mess with a “my little pony” mane.”
Don’t besmirch the honorable name of ‘My Little Pony’ by associating them with Lindsay Lohan… Their hair is more ‘realistic’ looking than her’s, at any rate.
“shocking” and “devastating” Hmmm. This is Lindsay. Anything you or I would consider shocking, she would consider her right. So…
Remember her dad outing her for being HIV positive a while back? I wonder if she threatened or attacked patient/employee via body fluids.
I thought the top pick was her mom at first.
Until Lindsay gets herself a catchphrase I can wear on a t-shirt I’m not interested.
I LOVE the double chin, it’s in every photo on every website so you know it’s not a bad angle 😀
what causes this? salt, drugs, alcohol or weight gain?
Apparently it doesn’t phase her to be associated with drugs or theft charges. She just loves the attention. Agreed, there is no move over the years to change her patterns. It would probably have been better if she had never been exposed to the entertainment world. She might have led a life not fueled by the spotlight. Some people just can’t handle that kind of a career, especially if they have deep psychological issues.
Ha! About the only way lilo could shock me is if she voluntarily left LA and dropped off the public radar for a few years.
If it’s on her record then it’s nowhere near the worst she’s done.
And if she is being a “call girl” then hopefully that means she’s not leeching off Samantha’s trust fund anymore. I’m sure the Ronson family has a reason to dislike her.
I’d put my money on prostitution – as someone pointed out here, how DOES she afford to keep living the high life – the tans, hair, slutty clothes, cars, etc? She can’t steal everything. And she looks like shit now – a used up dishrag ho out on the stroll.
“I do have a degree in criminal justice, but I’m from Canada and our laws are different.”
Devon, in Canada you probably actually GET justice. 🙂
I don’t care about her anymore, and that’s saying something.
Around here, if a person gets caught running a stop sign by a cop, they get a ticket. It must be nice to live in Lohan-world aka Crackifornia.
@echocolate – ““What do I need to do [mimes BJ or female equivalent, or salaciously and pointedly eyes the officer’s crotch/breasts while licking her gummi lips] to make things right?”
*shudder* UGH. I’m not even sure a prison inmate would take her up on that offer… Thanks for the horrifying mental picture x_x
I think Ali is beautiful-like a breath of clean, fresh air next to her tarted up sister. Little or no makeup, beautiful brown eyes, lovely brown hair-I bet she has auburn highlights in the sun. Are these girls from the same gene pool? Anyway, I hope Ali is able to go through this experience of being so close to an amoral, attention grabbing, delusional addict without being affected. Is that even possible?
PS-If they “outlaw” hair extensions, they should outlaw Botox first. Lest we forget, it’s botulinum toxin, from Clostridium botulinum. People still die from being exposed to the toxin from eating improperly canned food.
Her sister looks old like her.
@REALIST: I don’t know if you know, but Botox was originally developed for painful uncontrollable muscle spasms, such as those caused by torticollis and cerebral palsy. For them it has made life much more bearable. It is an incredibly valuable medical tool, and should never be outlawed.
“Devon, in Canada you probably actually GET justice. ”
LOL, I dunno about that! There are loads of cases where people do not get an appropriate sentence or they get out of jail too soon and screw up again. Just look at the Reena Virk case & Kelly Ellard. So messed up.
She probably couldn’t see the Stop sign. It’s pretty hard to drive at night with sunglasses on. She’s such a moron. And such a good liar. Then again I did think she has some talent as an actress.
She needs the RDJ treatment stat! Serious time. If she’s the real deal and is serious about doing an honest day’s work worthy of recognition she’ll take her punishment and start again. RDJ didn’t have her fucked up parents to drag him down though.
I am totally on board with the prostitution guess. I want to take it a step further though and say the reason she got out of ucla hospital so quickly is that she offered sexual favors to the head of her treatment team in order to get out early with a relatively squeaky clean record. It wouldn’t surprise me if this was in the report. Not only would it ruin her, but it would ruin the doctor.
Serious waste of space.
lindsay lohan is a sociopath
i have wondered about the driving thing a lot, i had one seizure and am now on medicine that has kept me from any warning signs, and i can’t drive until i’m symptom free for atleast a year… i’m not saying i don’t agree with that, but i am saying that i think i’m less of a danger than her, and less of a risk to the public
Maybe she would have seen the stop sign if she wasn’t wearing sunglasses at night. God I want to punch her in her bloated crack face and just say, “Enough! OK? Enough!”
Are you sure that aint Dina???
Sure looks like Dina.
Interesting..Charlie Sheen abuses women, makes death threats to the mother of his children, and is obviously a clear and present danger to those around him. Yet people just laugh it off..”oh that Charlie, such a card!”
Lindsey Lohan’s actions are mostly just sad, self-destructive, and demonstrate that she has issues with substance abuse (and probably some people around her who are enabling)..yet people love to heap abuse on her. Too bad you’re not male, Lindsey…you could get away with anything then.
Artemis/Dina, that is absolute crap and you know it. No one is on Charlie’s side. Lindsay is a feral piece of garbage and so is he.
And also, you’re not actually allowed to say the same thing over and over under different names. It’s a rule.