Jennifer Aniston is trying to make this Bradley Cooper thing happen again

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Back in 2009, Bradley Cooper went on several high-profile “dates” with several high profile women. It always struck me that he was doing the budget version of what Tom Cruise (allegedly) did: auditioning his next partner. Except Tom ended up marrying his robot bride, while Bradley ended up “dating” Renee Zellweger for nearly two years before breaking up just a few weeks ago. Some think Bradley and Renee were a real couple – some don’t. I’m not judging either way. Anyway, one of the high-profile ladies that Bradley “dated” back in 2009 has an opinion about his breakup. That’s right, Jennifer Aniston has some thoughts. And she has ZERO sympathy for Renee, according to a talkative and oblivious National Enquirer source. You see, in Aniston’s mind, Renee “stole” Bradley away from her, and this breakup and Renee’s misery is all “karma”. Seriously, this is one of the funniest stories I’ve read all week – it’s a thing of beauty:

Turnabout is fair play – and Jennifer Aniston is rejoicing in Renee Zellweger’s misery after her split from Bradley Cooper, the Enquirer has learned. Aniston was heartbroken when Bradley ended their romance nearly two years ago and started dating Renee almost immediately. Now sources say Jennifer is gloating over their breakup.

“Jennifer has zero sympathy for Renee. I think as far as she’s concerned, this is a case of karma catching up with her,” an insider divulged. “The way I see it, Renee swooped in and basically stole Bradley away from her. She was devastated, and I think she’s been seething about it ever since. Jen’s not usually a bitter person [Editor’s note: LMAO!], but I’m sure she’s enjoying the fact that things didn’t work out between Bradley and Renee. She’s even reached out to him since their split.”

Bradley is reportedly anxious to jump back into the dating game, and has already been linked to Sandra Bullock and Jessica Biel. Still, insiders aren’t ruling out reconciliation with Jennifer, who’s dated a number of actors since her brief romance with Bradley in 2009.

“Jen and Bradley had great chemistry together,” pointed out another source. “There are no hard feelings as far as Jen’s concerned, but I don’t think she could ever understand his attraction to Renee in the first place. They always looked awkward together, and Bradley was obviously not ready to commit fully to Renee.”

The source added: “I think Renee was very smug about her relationship with Bradley from the get-go, and Jen probably feels Renee finally got what she deserved. Now maybe she can rekindle her romance with Bradley!”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition]

First – how bitchy is “I don’t think she could ever understand his attraction to Renee in the first place. They always looked awkward together”? Even though I know everybody is going to yell and say that this is obviously made up (and it probably is), I think that statement is probably true regarding Aniston’s thought process.

Secondly – I remember the Cooper-Aniston “hookup” as it was. A series of dinners, followed by several swift denials directly from Bradley about how Aniston was JUST a friend, followed quickly by the relationship with Renee. I even remember the Us Weekly cover story in which several “sources” laid out the real reasons Bradley and Jennifer didn’t happen: he thought she was “not natural and insecure” and that she was putting on an “act”. The sources claimed that Bradley went with Renee because she was more low-key, more down-to-earth, less of neurotic, bitter, superficial drama queen.

My thought: whether or not the specifics of this story are true, I do know that Bradley made it clear in 2009 that he wasn’t interested. And if Aniston thinks it’s going to happen now, two years later, well… that’s sad. Oh, as I was finishing this up, the new issue of In Touch Weekly came in, and they have another story about Aniston pouncing on Bradley too. According to their sources, “She’s been texting him again…Jen would give Bradley another chance in a heartbeat… she likes him!”

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  1. Melanie says:

    Lies! Lies! Sobbing! BC is so gay!

  2. almond says:

    I’m watching Friends again; I’m only on the first season and I’m already sick of Rachel; she’s very nipply, I’ve noticed.

  3. Rachel says:

    I don’t really trust the source but that woman is so pathetic. I don’t find Renee very attractive or personable but BOY was I glad when he picked her over JenA. I didn’t even know who he was. I didn’t care. He put JenA in her whiny place. Let’s hope he does it again.

  4. Relli says:

    @ almond i too have been watching a good amount of friends lately and i never realized how shrill she was or how her acting never matured past the first season. Why did everyone think she was thing since sliced bread? I am beginning to believe Lainey’s theory of her being famous for her shiny shiny hair and marriage to a high profile actor.

  5. lisa says:

    Did they just substitute Bradley for Brad and Renee for Angie.

    LMAO.. the two never dated.. He was very very very vocal about not dating her and if fact vocal in English, French and some other language he speaks.

    I don’t believe this for a minute. and I don’t like Aniston at all. But even I think she is not that Pathetic.. no one could be that much of a loser..

    She even said she had not dated in over a year. So when was this big Romance with Bradley…who screamed that he never dated her. It is one thing when stories paint you as a vixen.. that men can’t resist then a woman that obsesses over men when they smile at her.

    I would rather be painted as a vixen that men want and can’t resist rather than being made to look like a woman completely needy and wanting.

  6. Marjalane says:

    That’s a good picture of R.Z.. I don’t really care if Jen gets with Douche Cooper; They kind of deserve each other. They both seem to have some kind of unattainable goal to be and date the next big thing. Sick of them both.

  7. jenn says:

    Why does anyone believe uncredited “sources”? Maybe the source was the writer’s talking belly button, I mean come on. I thought this was gonna be an article with a real statement from Aniston, or Cooper, or Zellwegger.
    But seeing this I realized, Zellwegger and Aniston are similar types. Both sorta daffy/sweet seeming, and both are the kind of women men like because they come off as fun.

  8. Reality says:

    I’m not even a fan of hers, and I’m getting pretty tired of these ‘desperate’ Jen will do/put up with just about anything for a man, completely made-up, tabloid nonsense.

    Especially when the stories come from the national enquirer and feature the most unflattering pictures of her ever taken.

  9. Cut the Cheese says:

    I doubt this very much….yawn :(

  10. Azurea says:

    Renee looks really cute in that photo!

  11. jinni says:

    Maybe B. Coop’s people are behind all of these stories (even the one from 2007)and are trying to use them to make him seem desirable thus increase his likely hold of becoming a leading man.

    These stories sound like his PR team is working overtime to hush the gay rumors and are using any unattached, A-list name, actress they can find and attach him to them. Plus who better to use than Aniston, who seems to get romantically linked to any man that is in a 30 mile radius to her.

  12. TQB says:

    I buy none of this, because I buy the first part: He was beard shopping. He selected Renee. Say what you will about Anniston, but she’s looking for a hot dude to bang – not a rising star who need to demonstrate his straightness.

  13. Anon says:

    The funny thing is, if Jennifer was as desperate as the tabloids make out she would already have found someone to hook into permanently – I mean it’s not like she isn’t a catch given her looks and finances. It’s ridiculous that anyone takes these types of stories remotely into consideration as being truthful. If the story involved anyone else we wouldn’t even be discussing it.

    Everyone who will go on record about her (co-workers, exs, friends, family) always have only nice things to say about her. She is always described as warm, down to earth, sweet, fun, etc. She has longtime friendships spanning decades in a business that can be quite cutthroat – that says a lot about her as a person and her character. None of the guys she’s been with has ever described her as remotely clingy, desperate, etc.

    The tabloids really need to get with it and start writing stories that match her words/actions (and those of the people around her), instead of painting her in this misogynistic and stereotypical manner.

    @jinni: I think you might have hit it on the nose. Cooper has been openly campaigning for projects (Great Gatsby) and trying to establish himself as a leading man – what better way than to be linked to a bevy of women? Cooper himself has brought up the Aniston rumors from 2009 multiple times – even in recent promotion for Limitless – and he seems to love attaching himself to her name as he knows it will get quoted and bring publicity. Back when they were spotted on their one dinner outing in 2009, he was the one to keep the speculation going on making multiple comments about how out of his league he thought she was, how excited his mom was by the rumors, etc.

  14. louise says:

    I don’t believe this story. If I recall correctly there was no series of dates. I think it was 1 or 2 “dates” with 10 other people and he went to one of her premiers. But I think He’s Just Not Into You just came out or was about to so more likely a business thing. Basically there was no relationship. Not one significant enough for Jennifer to be desperate to date him.

    Also just because somebody is rich and famous doesn’t mean they could get anyone they want or that person will stay. Personality counts too.

  15. Angela says:

    As always, photos accompanying the text are those in which Jennifer Arrow looks super goofy.

  16. Dhavy says:

    Well if it’s true I guess he likes them old

  17. truetalk says:

    @louise,some people will stay forever if there’s enough money.lol

  18. Solveig says:

    “First – how bitchy is “I don’t think she could ever understand his attraction to Renee in the first place. They always looked awkward together”? Even though I know everybody is going to yell and say that this is obviously made up (and it probably is), I think that statement is probably true regarding Aniston’s thought process.”

    I doubt that there’s somebody who didn’t think the same about them. They DID look awkward together.
    As usual this story is BS, but I guess people love to believe stuff like this.

  19. mauibound says:

    Booooooring…. Geez JA must be sick of all the stupid rumors

  20. naturegirl says:

    IT ALWAYS WANTS SOMEONE THAT DOESN’T WANT IT.

  21. sorrento says:

    How is it no one ever bothers any other unmarried woman with rumors? Drew Barrymore for instance, among others? Jen is the poster woman for sob sob and I bet it even annoys her, it sure as heck annoys me!

  22. Melanie says:

    Jennifer, your Jr. High boyfriend called, he wants you to know that he wants to publicly dump your desperate old ass again. (He did not do it in public last time cause you were not famous yet)

  23. RobN says:

    Somebody remind me again why we’re commenting on completely made-up stories? There’s not a single actual quote from JA in this whole thing; at most all we know is what some nameless source, i.e. a roundtable of interns at the Enquirer, thought would get people all riled up.

  24. junk573r says:

    Anniston’s “Hollywood personality” is one giant nap but I bet behind closed doors and a couple of glasses of wine, she’s a regular dirty girl who likes to have fun and is probably pretty funny. It’s too bad she can’t embrace it. Who knows for what reason she can’t. I know I’d not be able to embrace my own dirty girl personality in HW (if I were that unlucky to be in that situation) because I’d worry what my parents thought of it. There are so many different reasons of why she’d stick with the bland, middle america, white picket fence, I only have one glass of wine bullshit persona that she’s cultivated. The “Jen’s pathetic” stories are old and boring.

  25. lisa says:

    @junk573r:

    She is 42 not 12.

    she is old enough to own her life and the choices she makes. Look at Drew.. she has been in tons of relationships. She owns it and doesn’t care what anyones says or thinks. Same with Cameron. Reese was divorced with 2 children Dated younger Jake and didn’t give a sh*t what anyone said. Halle has a new man and is fine with whatever. Eva L, is dating right after her divorce.

    I honesty think Jennifer has played the part of this girl next door for so long that she has forgotten she is not the Girl next door.. she is a full grown woman. If she wants to date lots of men the own it. If she wants to stay single tell the world to kiss your ass and do it. Stop trying to be the picture her fans paint her as. That picture she portrays is why in some people’s eyes she is the forever lonely girl. Heck even Courteney is maybe out there. I get the “OH she is so nice”.. Well lots of women are nice and they still date and still have relationships. Some last and others don’t. YOU are not a Good Girl when you are 42. thing is she was never a Good Girl to begin with. Her fans need to accept that then maybe the media will stop painting her as a loser. Look at some of the fan sites that hate on someone (not going there but).. Her fans even post crap that make her look like a stalking fool. That is what I can’t understand. Some of her fans are the worst for her image. I am floored by the stories they make up or believe. It is beyond sick and scary.

  26. Confuzzle says:

    Renee is shagging his mother.

    http://blindgossip.com/?p=27349

    http://www.zimbio.com/Gloria+Cooper/articles/VrJWAEX0Ue4/Gloria+Cooper+Pictures+Bradley+Cooper+Mom

    Aniston’s nose seems to have enlarged in that first shot. Looking more tranny like as she ages.

  27. Moreaces says:

    Not sure if BC really said that about Jennifer, but it does sound like her.

  28. Becky says:

    I agree with @Anon completely:

    “The funny thing is, if Jennifer was as desperate as the tabloids make out she would already have found someone to hook into permanently – I mean it’s not like she isn’t a catch given her looks and finances.”

    I have never understood why so many people seem to really dislike JA. It’s not like she says or does anything that comes across as obnoxious or condescending (like Gwyneth). Yeah, she’s not the greatest actress but there are many who are worse. I’ve read a number of mean sprited comments over the years about her having a homely face which I think is crap. Yeah, she’s not a “beauty” like Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johannsen but must everyone in Hollywood be stunning? Isn’t nice to see people on screen who are attractive in a more “everyday” kind of way.

  29. anonymous says:

    To Becky: Can’t understand why people cannot stand JA, try this, she is a transparent fame whore and a stalker of Angelina Jolie, I don’t think that people are necessarily AJ fans but JA acts like a real life psycho, even though she tries her best to conceal it.

  30. Kira says:

    Anyone who describes their luxurious vacay to Cabo as “charity for the Mexican people” is pretty annoying. And the whole I take “3 minute showers” to save water and I’m environmentally friendly, but then I sell landfill-polluting bottled water is pretty annoying. And the whole “retard” thing proved she doesn’t have much going on upstairs. She definitely is one of those attention-freak celebs. How many interviews, T+A shots, endorsements, bad films, etc. does one person need to do? How much fame/money is enough? I’m definitely not a celeb fan–I like actors that act. And, no I’m not a fan of her tabloid nemesis–for the exact same reasons. I just watched The Tourist. Ugh–pretty awful. I can’t believe either one has any fans left, actually. Wonders never cease.

  31. Majosha says:

    We can always count on “anonymous” to bring the crazy. :lol:

  32. albeli says:

    Give me a break. Bradley never dated Jen A, and Renee was his beard because he’s gay.

  33. Jenny says:

    I guess the dates were secret. The only thing I remember was a story in People declaring “yes, they are dating” and stuff about Anniston’s happiness. Since People loves her to bits, it seemed like it came from her. But before the ink was dry on that story, Cooper was denying it, not Anniston. So not following all the stuff about beards and her running away from him. Wouldn’t she have say NO WAY instead of him. But again, don’t buy this either.

  34. Rena says:

    Don’t believe this at all, complete BS. He was quite negative when asked about dating rumors with her before. He looks like a weasel rat faced person to me, I don’t find him at all attractive.

    Jen lends herself open to this type tabloid crap by not being a self confident 42 year old woman who lets the intrusive public know she is living exactly her best life ever. Cameron and Drew sure do that and they don’t get these tabloid lies printed as to being desperate for a man. I highly doubt
    she wants either a man or a baby in her life right now because if she did she would have them. But she has allowed her PR to create this image of her and now she is stuck with it. I imagine she regrets being seen as some type of forever RGreen by some of her fans.

  35. DeeVine says:

    Non story-fabricated. It’s the National Enquirer!

  36. Matt says:

    I don’t think this would be a good match. Bradley doesn’t drink and Jen… well she is drunk or stoned most of the time.

  37. Chloe says:

    I like how it’s always about an evil woman stealing a man from Jen (Angelina stole Brad, Renee stole BC.) And how Jen only hates the women. She’s still willing to talk, give second chances, stay in touch with the men.

    It’s just so desperate, stupid and hypocritical. She should seriously change her PR team.

  38. Crash2GO2 says:

    ““Jennifer has zero sympathy for Renee. I think as far as she’s concerned, this is a case of karma catching up with her,” an insider divulged. “The way I see it, Renee swooped in and basically stole Bradley away from her. She was devastated, and I think she’s been seething about it ever since.”

    Holy shit, they didn’t even TRY to disguise the fact that this was completely some unknown person (or made-up person’s) wild speculations and was in no way tied to reality.

  39. Flounder says:

    Why post awful pictures of Jen…as if the (LIKELY UNTRUE) story wasn’t humiliating enough? I love jennifer…bradley wishes he was so lucky

  40. crtb says:

    she is a stalker of Angelina Jolie, I don’t think that people are necessarily AJ fans but JA acts like a real life psycho, even though she tries her best to conceal it.

    In which of your dreams did this happen?
    Stalker? Psycho? You’re joking? Right?

  41. someone says:

    this is the most ridiculous story I have ever read..The national Enquirer???really???? I remember that Jen and Bradley went out on 1 date..and the media had him moving in with her…Im sure she couldn’t care less about Renee and Bradley!

  42. Cali says:

    Why is Jen’s face so puffy lately? And what’s with the fascination over Bradley Cooper he is cute and all but I don’t get why he is the hottest piece of dong in Hollywood right now…

  43. Ell says:

    Why all the awful pics of Jen this week? All the hate directed at her seems so undeserved. She’s not my favourite actress but they’re much worse out there, I just don’t get it.

  44. Anon says:

    “Jen lends herself open to this type tabloid crap by not being a self confident 42 year old woman who lets the intrusive public know she is living exactly her best life ever.”

    @Rena: How exactly does she lend herself to this in the way you suggest? She is constantly stating that she is happy, enjoys her life, has great friends and family, loves her work, etc. Those closest to her have supported this sentiment, and her general demeanor and appearance would suggest she is as happy as she claims. It is not Jennifer who gives the impression of a lack of confidence or that she isn’t living her best life.

    Just because someone still has things they long for, desire, want to experience (children, family, work, etc.) doesn’t mean that they aren’t happy with their current lot in life – in fact it’s the way most people live since few can say their every heart’s desire has been fulfilled.

    “If she wants to date lots of men then own it. If she wants to stay single tell the world to kiss your ass and do it. Stop trying to be the picture her fans paint her as.”

    @Lisa: Your options are pretty black and white and perhaps that’s why Jennifer can never meet the standard you’ve set for her. She’s never claimed to want to date lots of men – nor has this been true of her, and she’s never claimed or proven to want to remain single either. She’s had two relationships and perhaps a few dates since her split from her ex-hubby 6 years ago – pretty normal behavior that strikes down the middle of your two extremes. Just because she doesn’t fit your limited options, I’m not sure why she must then be said to be playing a part or not owning her life.

  45. Apple says:

    And tomorrow the story will be Jennifer is back to obsessing over John Mayer.

    Honestly, this is getting ridiculous.

    I just wish she would get married to a cameraman like Julia. So we can get back to actual gossip. Not this made up horseshit.

  46. nnn says:

    For me, any woman who will take back in a heartbeat a douche who dumped her in a street conference is extremely desperate.

    But even with the level of desperation Jennifer has, I don’t beleive one single word of that story !

  47. fwozbo says:

    This story is fake.

    Also, Renee needs to dye her hair in a way that doesn’t show those dark brown sideburns/lambchops. The blond and dark brown together look bad to me.

  48. Micki says:

    I side up with Lisa (25).

    If she didn’t come across as fake she’d be more liked even if not the greatest actress. I don’t follow nor care for the love life of Hollywood but most of them are not rubbing it under my nose and even manage to stay semi-private.Why not JA?
    Don’t tell me people want to read about her.When I read this blog it seems most are already sick at mentioning her name.

  49. foozy says:

    here’s hoping she’s not that desperate. i guess having the name brad reattached to her’s would make the original brad jealous, or so she hopes….

  50. Jess says:

    Since so many are dismissing the National Enquirer, which is probably a good thing, the next time a silly story about someone else with that source shows up, I hope the same dismissal happens.

    Funny how people will believe nonesense about some and dismmiss it about others. This woman is not poor,poor pitiful me, but sometimes she acts like it, worrying about what some blogger or tabloid says about you, then letting them interview you for the tacky tabloid.

  51. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    YEah YEah YEah

  52. Vanessa says:

    Love her, she’s such a class act.

  53. skibunny says:

    Can’t understand why people cannot stand JA, try this, she is a transparent fame whore and a stalker of Angelina Jolie, I don’t think that people are necessarily AJ fans but JA acts like a real life psycho, even though she tries her best to conceal it.

    LOl that’s got to be the funniest line of the day. It’s a joke right???

  54. bluhare says:

    I agree the Enquirer is a rag, however they are not wrong about everything. they broke the John Edwards scandal which had denials flying everywhere and it was true. They also were all over the OJ Simpson trial way back when and they might have won a Pulitzer for it; but I admit I don’t know what got them that award.

    So, they might be a rag, but they’ve got some sources.

  55. Rebecca says:

    Bradley Cooper is gay. Jennifer Anniston’s face looks f*** up in the first picture. Renee Zellwellger (however u spell her name) is not attractive at all. She reminds me of a wrinkled or rotten vegetable/fruite.

  56. Jayna says:

    What a joke, people believing this story.

  57. Cheyenne says:

    @bluhare: I’ve said time and again the Enquirer usually gets their story straight when they are talking about politicians, because they know politicos will sue them ten ways from Sunday if they print lies about them. But when it comes to celebs, they print as much bullshit as the rest of the slag rags.

  58. Katherine M. says:

    56.bluhare: “. . . the Enquirer is a rag, however they are not wrong about everything. they broke the John Edwards scandal . . .”

    The NE didn’t break anything. They were handed the story on a silver platter by the people involved – just not John Edwards.

    It would have been something else had they used some investigative reporting to get this story but they didn’t. Even when they caught him and trapped him in a bathroom at the hotel they were told he would be there by the people orchestrating the story. The NE is not exactly Woodward and Bernstein.

    They did not win a Pulitzer Prize though they sure tried to loudly campaign for one for themselves. LOL!

  59. Starr says:

    Jen Aniston is always incinuating that someone steals her man. Could it be that the man just doesn’t want her?? Renee is “getting what she deserves”? Renee did Aniston a favor. Bradley didn’t want marriage and he ain’t going to want it with Jen either. Why would Jen want him? It’s typical of Jen to throw herself at men who don’t want her. If Bradley comes around it will only be because Jen is easy to bed.

  60. Rick says:

    I thought it was hilarious that a couple of days after a pic of Cooper biking in Manhattan with “best bud” Justin Bartha appeared in “Entertainment Weekly,” all of a sudden he’s seen “dating” Anniston. His PR reps wasted no time trying to make Coop seem like Hollywood’s poster boy for straight and narrow.