“I decide I’m 155 pounds, I can sit on that thing,” he says of the table. “So I sit on the glass and I’m sitting there for two-and-a-half minutes, and I put my hand back to the middle of the table and all of a sudden [there's] this huge pop and I fall between the framing, into the middle, my legs up in the air in a pool of glass. I felt like the biggest idiot!”