I get that not everybody is as obsessed with figuring out January Jones’ baby-daddy secrets of doom, but I AM. I think this whole situation is rather fascinating, because I’ve long held a pretty low opinion of January as a person, and this “choice” that she’s making to withhold the name of the baby-daddy and become a single mother… well, it just feels like there’s something more to it. Something dirtier. Definitely something dirtier than just the easy explanation of her ex, Jason Sudeikis.
What surprises me is that the tabloids aren’t all over it – she’s a pretty actress, a red carpet Fashion Girl, in a hit TV show and she’s making her way into more and more films. Why are the tabloids not all over this? Some restrained sense of decency? Yeah, right. It’s more likely that they’re not all over this because no one is talking. January has this secret locked down! Which makes me respect her a little bit. Anyway, here’s one of the few stories I could find in this week’s tabloids:
Paging Maury Povich! January Jones has announced her pregnancy but has yet to reveal her baby’s daddy. According to a friend, January is in her second trimester, and says that odds are that SNL star Jason Sudeikis is the father, as the math adds up.
“They broke up in the beginning of the year, so unless January strayed, Jason is probably the dad,” the pal explains. But in the past year, she’s also dated Jeremy Piven, Adrien Brody and a mystery producer, says an insider.
Regardless, “January is keeping the baby with or without a man,” her friend adds. “She’s 33 and ready to be a mom.”
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]
Hm… Jason, Jeremy “Jailbait” Piven, Adrien “Douchestache” Brody, or Mystery Producer? What about Bobby Flay? What about her dear friend Jack Nicholson? What about some random married dude? The possibilities are endless! In my mind.
By the way, January recently went to a Lakers game (where JACK NICHOLSON regularly appears!), and photographers got some photos of January chatting with David Beckham. So, obviously, Becks in the baby-daddy mix too.
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