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I’m starting to think that it’s merely a matter of time before Florence, Italy has had enough of the “Jersey Shore” cast and their associated debauchery. Naturally, Italian officials were quick to preemptively revoke permits for the show to film at historic spots, but that hasn’t stopped the mayhem. After all, Snooki still managed to crash into a police car, send a few cops to the hospital, and get her driver’s license taken away, yet she’s still free to roam the streets at will. Now, the Daily Mail has photographs of a local woman allegedly cursing Snooki by placing an “old-fashioned sinister spell” upon the clueless orange wee one. (Thank you, Italy.)
This is not to mention the inevitably frequent occurences of hand-to-hand combat between the male cast members. Most recently, we discussed the evidence that Ronnie Ortiz-Magro tossed a few punches at Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino in what was probably meant by MTV to be a leadup to the season premiere. Now, there’s been another street brawl, this time between Paul “Pauly D” DelVecchio and Vinny Guadagnino at around 2:30am on the streets of Florence.
No word on exactly why (sheer boredom?) these two friends decided to beat the crap out of each other.
Seriously, does MTV put liquid steroids in the house water supply?
Naturally, Ronnie couldn’t ignore the possibility of hopping into a good fight.
And so Ronnie decided to give Vinny a giant wedgie.
After the fight, Vinny was photographed stealing flowers and attempting to hand them to random passerby, who weren’t the slightest bit interested in his offering.
Meanwhile, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino was nowhere to be found during this latest round of fighting. Instead, he took great measures to protect his pretty face by skipping the group outing and heading out on his own to pick up chicks. Looks like one of these guys, by choosing to avoid violence, might very well have grown half a brain. And by “brain,” I’m obviously referring to the one in his pants.
Photos courtesy of WENN
Written by Bedhead
Posted in Jersey Shore, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Snooki
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So embarrassed to have them representing Americans in Italy.
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Revoke their passports and put them all on a fast plane to Newark.
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WTF? I’ve never seen the show, but I’ve read that these pigs are not exactly teenagers ( I understand that they are close to thirty years old) & this is the type of insane shit they do to get paid as much as they get. Can Italy Deport them?
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LOL Vinny and Pauly are very close. They are like brothers at this point after 3 seasons of Jersey Shore together. I doubt this was a real fight hence Ronnie laughing and Vinny acting silly with his flowers. I am really excited to see the new season of Jersey Shore.
At first I thought their antics were pathetic but honestly they are normal people and everyone gets into fights, has crazy screaming matches with friends, frienemies, and Exes, I have been drunk in public, I have seen people drunk in public, not driving of course. Honestly they look no different then people I went to college with and how me and my friends behave sometimes. We don’t go as far as getting arrested but seriously for people in our 20s we kinda party like this, get a little crazy. Italy is no better than the rest of the world imo, I am sure their kids get wild and crazy like ours.
That pic of Mike with those girls is hilarious. Classic Mike.
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It just looks like they’re drunk and playing around.
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The pics don’t really look like this was a serious fight.
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OH I am sure the Italians are rolling their eyes hard to Americans right now, especially considering they already think we are a bunch of drunks who can’t hold their liquor. The Italians drink from a young age, so they know the meaning of moderation.
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They are grown children. They are all in their mid 20′s to late 20′s and need to grow up!
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Bahahahaha embarrassed to have them representing Americans? I think the rest of the world likes the Jersey Shore cast way more than the average american. Take a trip somewhere darling, lets see what kind of opinion you conjure up! Bahahaha!
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I live in Madrid and I have seen people acting the way the Jersey Shore people do in these pictures. I don’t have to go very far–I often see them on weekend nights from my apartment window! Our neighbors upstairs once had an all night rager–we knew calling the cops would be pointless, noise ordinances in apartment buildings aren’t taken very seriously here. I don’t know why Americans think Europeans teens drink in moderation and don’t drink to excess just because the drinking age is lower in Europe. That’s a completely fabricated myth.
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Sorry to bust your bubbles, but these idiots are not, and should not, ever be considered “normal”. If you have moronic friends and go around drunkenly screwing anything with 2 legs, I feel sorry for you.
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These random acts of stupidity must be staged events…it should practically be impossible to find a group of stupid people (such as these) and put them together like this. Then again I could be wrong. Jersey Shore did happen.
Is this what entertainment has resorted to?
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Coke. At least 2 of those guys have pretty steady coke habits and the MTV cameras make sure they don’t catch it on film.
I’m so sick of people getting “famous” for no reason, making a ton of money and acting like idiots. First season of Jersey Shore was kind of cute because they were just loser kids. Now they all think they’re someone. It’s either gross, or I’ve just gotten too old.
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Oh please. Any European who assumes all Americans are like this based on the Jersey Shore is just as bad as anyone who assumes all Italians are cologne soaked, greasy Momma’s boys based on bad N American stereotypes.
I just can’t get outraged at these people. They’re choosing to party, they’re not hurting anyone, have at it.
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I’m pretty sure they’re just f**king around. Both the guys are laughing in the first pic, and Ronnie’s laughing in the last one.
And I have to say, I quite enjoy the mindless entertainment Jersey Shore provides, but I’d much rather wait to see how everything plays out once it airs. This real time reporting just ruins it.
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dang, you left out the ‘does anyone care’ tagline
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It looks to me like they’re just play fighting. That said, I think they’re incredibly immature for their age. My friends and I are the same age as them, and while we’re all big drinkers, we never get like these fools. Of course, that could be because my friends and I have fully functioning brains…
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Why are these useless morons popular? All those drunken fugly guys can score are drunken fugly girls. YAWN!
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Yoooo! Pauly d and vinny get mad girls!
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@ Sumodo1 – What? Can’t we send them to Siberia instead? Or some third-world country that can put these orange “young studs & studdettes” to work?
Don’t send them back to the U.S. PLEASE.
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I am liking Mike more and more. The idea of my beautiful Italy being bespoiled by these Ugly Americans just makes me so glad I am not there at the same time to endure the shame of it all. The fighting does not surprise as these guys are all hyped up on steroids and alcohol and probably other drugs. I sincerely hope this series jumps the shark very soon. I have almost had enough of these people for two lifetimes. I wonder what the rest of their lives will be like…
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Its fake.. they play acting..see pauly’s smiling… OMG this show is below guilty pleasures…It’s plain stupid.
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No roma you have gotten too old; the amount of media attention they recieve is in inverse proportion to their actual popularity – my son’s in college and has friends/roomies from the nj/nyc area and very few pay attention to the show – without the endless media circus they would probably go the way of Paris Hilton, etc.
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You guys are just hating cause you cant do what they do.Italians get like this too look it up,but if anything it looks like there just messing around.
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