Lacey Schwimmer’s skin tight hot pants and red pvc bra – hot or ridiculous?

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Here’s Dancing with The Stars professional dancer Lacey Schwimmer, 23, looking like a different kind of professional while hosting “The Evening At Vanity Nightclub in the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino” in Vegas on Saturday night. I don’t pay much attention to Lacey at all, and the last I remember she was a brunette, although a quick glance at our photo agencies shows that she dyed her hair blonde over a year ago. So I guess I’ve seen her in the interim on DWTS as a blonde, but she just doesn’t register for me.

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Anyway Lacey looked more dressed for Comic-Con than a night out clubbing. She was pushed up and spilling out of a red pvc bra with a big zipper down the front featuring red bedazzled shoulder pieces and what I can only describe as boob halos. She was squeezed into some black tight pants that she paired with a garter belt worn in place of a belt. On closer examination I see that the garter features the same crystal bedazzling as her shoulder pads, but only in a lighter matching pattern. At least it’s subtle and there aren’t giant gemstones on it.

I’ll say something else that sort-of positive – she had on plain black lace-up boots instead of stripper heels. But this outfit was just crying for stripper heels and I feel like she missed a real opportunity with her footwear.

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Overall the look was comic and the heavy-handed makeup and bright blonde hair just completed the effect. Plus she had on sparkle makeup over her spray tan. Christina Aguilera is copying this look as we speak.

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Isn’t she prettier as a brunette? Her fashion taste was about at the same level when she had a better hair color though.

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  1. gee says:

    She looks COMPLETELY different with brown hair! Wow.

    But yeah, she can’t dress for sh_t. She looks like here go hell come.

  2. brin says:

    Gross. She’s 23? She looks way older than that.

  3. tapioca says:

    Paz de la Huerta called – she wants her trousers back. And seriously, what’s with the garter belt?

    *mind boggling*

    I really can’t hate on the bra though – it’s so far beyond criticism that I can’t help but love it!

  4. Jenn says:

    Ugh! She looks like a budget version of CoCo.

  5. Zombie Nurse says:

    A proud graduate of the Coco school of cameltoes and titty halos.

  6. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Looks like Christina Aguilera lost some weight and took up pro wrestling.

  7. Turtle Dove says:

    Coco + the 16 year old bride + X-tina + Phyllis Diller = this hot mess

  8. S says:

    She really looks like a ho*ker…. What a trashy outfit, BUT: mission accomplished, everyone is talking about her.

  9. Samigirl says:

    @Tapioca-I was thinking more like…”Bad Sandy” at the end of grease. Turtle Dove kind of hit the nail on the head though. This, ladies and gents, is the exact definition of “hot mess.”

  10. Maritza says:

    She is a great dancer but she needs to go back to her own brown hair that blond makes her look cheap. Oh, and wear less makeup.

  11. Quest says:

    I thought she was auditioning for a wonder woman role or something. Yikes!

  12. Vickyb says:

    Pro wrestling outfit, definitely! And only 23?!?! When she tones it down she looks much prettier! But if your job is to dress up and wear pancake make-up and sparkles, I guess your pre-programmed!

  13. SolitaryAngel says:

    I thought she was one of Hefner’s girls. Ugly either way–brown or blonde–and cross-eyed to boot.

  14. mims says:

    WOW – bad, really bad! And its not a good bad either!!

  15. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I’m glad you put that she’s on DWTS b/c I don’t watch reality tv or the competition shows. I would’ve thought she was a wrestler. Or a stumpy pre-op. She is 150% pure fug. My eyes hurt now.

  16. Whatamess! says:

    Loved her on”SYTYCD”..Not getting this look at all…

  17. corey says:

    Dont get me wrong, she’s a beautiful girl but……if you’re is going to wear this type of outfit, the body better be BANGING because it shows EVERYTHING. Like I said, she’s a beautiful girl but has a body type that she needs to dress for. She seems to ignore this fact.

  18. embertine says:

    AHAHAHAHA, this is an actual female? Whoo boy, I assumed she was a drag artist. Find a bra that fits, match your make-up to your skin, and stop bleaching that raggedy-ass mop. Yuk.

  19. Crys says:

    As a blonde she looks like a badly drawn cartoon;especially in the third picture down. Her upper half does not match her bottom half. weird.

  20. hater from siloam springs says:

    The only way that outfit is not rabidly absurd is if the wearer can stop a bus with her bare hands then then beat the Hulk’s ass without breaking a nail.

    Otherwise it’s a halloween costume.

  21. bros says:

    her toes in those shoes in the second outfit are SO GROSS squeezing out of the leather

  22. Pyewacket says:

    I don’t care how she looks because she is the best female dancer on DWTS. Very talented IMO. Too bad she is always stuck with losers as partners.

  23. lucy2 says:

    Who, or rather what, is that?

    23? I would have thought pushing 40 but with plastic surgery to try look younger. What are these young women doing to themselves?

  24. Cherry Rose says:

    Why would you wear (from what it looks like to me) suede booties with shiny pants? And that outfit certainly doesn’t do her figure any favors.

    Which reminds me, why are people trying to get high-waisted pants and shorts back in trend? Almost no one can pull them off and they tend to make you look bigger than you actually are.

    And the top, ugh. It makes her look like she has a male bodybuilder’s chest.

    And that make-up. Christina Aguilera’s going to be saying Lacey is copying her style now.

    She should go back to being a brunette. Lacey was much prettier.

  25. gg says:

    Methinks she looketh much like a man, baby.

  26. inthekitchen says:

    Horrifying. And, has she has some facial work done? Even in the brunette picture she looks completely unrecognizable from when she was on SYTYCD.

  27. juney says:

    ugggg..looks awful…as if the outfit isn’t bad enough…the shoes look like something she drug out of storage from the 80′s. The skirt photo is just as bad…..glad she could squeeze those big feet into those shoes…that just looks painful. Some people just have no class!!!!

  28. Blue says:

    Oh man I thought she was Xtina for a sec. But she looks like a wrestling hooker. She needs to dye her hair back to brunettet

  29. lola says:

    did she get implants? Cause she was very flat on SYTYCD. Whatever- she’s a pretty girl as a brunnette, but she’s curvy and short and needs to dress accordingly. I realize she’s trying to dress tacky on purpose-it’s Vegas- but still. This is not sexy, she just looks like a bell hop at a hotel in a Jetsons cartoon.

  30. StephanieMarie says:

    I think she makes a sexy blonde!

  31. She’s on a new show called ‘Dancing with the Strippers”

  32. Elizabeth says:

    @ turtle dove
    Don’t defame Phyllis Diller like that! Bitch is in her 80′s and still working. That counts for something!

  33. UKHels says:

    scrape six inches of make up off and she might look 23….

    and unless you’re really thin you just can’t get away with an outfit like that – she’s got a proper dancer’s body (i.e. muscular thighs) and it just makes her look fat

    which she’s not

  34. Judy says:

    I am about to throw up. ZERO CLASS.

  35. Grace says:

    I loved her on SYTYCD and and love her on DWTS. She’s very talented.

    But this outfit sucks big time.

  36. Turtle Dove says:

    Elizabeth (35) – I LOVE Phyllis Diller, but you have to admit that this one’s hair and open mouth pose remind you of Phyllis. And… Phyllis is 94, if you can believe it!

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2546898944/nm0226887

    Unlike the current, wannabe, red carpet swamp donkey posers, Phyllis was an original, kooky carpet glam gal.

  37. i.want.shoes says:

    This is the first time I see someone bursting out of their shoes.

  38. Redicarus says:

    What did she DO to herself? I loved her on So You Think You Can Dance. It breaks my heart to see that she’s become another L.A. bimbo.

  39. billiesee says:

    Jenn:
    August 8th, 2011 at 9:06 am’” Ugh! She looks like a budget version of CoCo. ”

    Hilarious comment Jenn…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahah LMAO. Absolutely spot on and hilarious comment. My favorite comment of the day!!!!

  40. talia says:

    the weird thing is she had a really cool style to her when she first got on tv. like this so doesn’t look like her style back then, it’s so goofy and cheesy. She wasn’t cheesy when she started, she had blondeish hair with black tips and cool clothes and nice makeup. Lacey, stop letting the cheese of your show get to you! You’re like a giant block of Velveeta now!

  41. nanster says:

    Lacey has a very odd body shape – apparently, she doesn’t know that or she would dress accordingly. She is a great dancer, though. I also think she looks much better as a brunette.

  42. Kelly says:

    I had no idea who this person was – still don’t, actually – but the pictures were so scary, I just had to read! ITA with everyone who got a Wonder Woman/pro-wrestler vibe. In fact, for a minute I thought this was that bootleg-Wonder Woman chick.

    But if she’s NOT in costume, ai-ai-ai! Her bottoms look like a couple of hams trying to fight their way out of a PVC poke. And @cherry rose, I had the same thought about the scuffed-suede boots. As evidenced from the tragic caged-sandal photos, though, girlfriend is footwear-challenged. It could be that those are the only 2 pairs of shoes she owns!

    Finally, she looks a little “slow” to me. Could be some kind of cross-eyed Siamese cat sort of thing, though…

  43. richie says:

    She is ugly!! that’s all i can say!!!

  44. MB says:

    Hasnt she heard the rule that its EITHER heavy eye makeup OR heavy lipstick, not both?? The makeup really seems to accentuate her cross-eyes

    The outfit is hideous. But she copped a lot of flack a couple of years ago for putting on weight along with Mophead Burke so she is probably just making up for it by dressing trashy now that the weight is gone.

  45. VeneficA Delirium says:

    Attention seeking outfit.

    Maybe if people knew who she was (not including people who watch Dancing With the Stars), I would think this was a mistake, but this clearly a “If I dress like a pro-Wrestler at a red carpet event people will remember me!” move.

    Also, 23? I’m feeling better and better about my age, between the 16 year old future Real Housewife, Face de la Buttah, and this chick, body issues aside, I feel so much better about being 23.

  46. Nudgie says:

    she was so good as a contestant of SYTYCD – a GREAT dancer and I wanted her to win. Now she’s gone completely “Hollywood” and is just another run-of-the-mill wannabe. Who will never be. So sad.

  47. DethHammer says:

    I LOVE her outfit! It really is a crazed pro-wrestling/ Jetsons amalgam. If I ever went to Wrestlemania, I would wear that top but I’d make it out of metal! :)

  48. LittleDeadGirl says:

    LOL @ Gee. Love the comment.

  49. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I think everything is wrong, first starting with the hair, It’s obvious she is not a natural blonde, I think she would look better with a dark brown ombre look with light brown undertones. Now the outfit is just too much, but not even in a good way.

  50. Meanchick says:

    Now she looks like every other piece of crap blonde in H-wood.

  51. Erect says:

    Girl looks like she WANTS to be Coco. I guess with a little work and some booty implants she could get there. Just don’t touch the face, it’s fine.

  52. stacia says:

    Isn’t she…um…mormon? I thought she would dress more conservatively off the dance floor?

  53. Diane says:

    She’s so classy. Love the way her pinky toes are popping through her webbed shoes.

  54. Wow, she looks absolutely GREAT in those ultra tight pants..