Michael Fassbender wins Best Actor at Venice for Fassdongy role

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Instead of showing up in Toronto to promote A Dangerous Method with her costars, My Michael Fassbender went back to Venice to collect his Best Actor prize for Shame. These are the photos from his victory posing – look at that smile! He looks like a magnificent shark. I think that’s why I love him so much – he’s traditionally handsome, but when he smiles, he looks so predatory and HOT. As for Fassbender’s work in Shame, he won for the role where he’s in various stages of Fassdongy undress – the same movie that might be too erotic and dongy for American audiences, but I think it has just been purchased (for distribution) by Fox Searchlight. SIGH. I really need to see this movie. Right now. Hopefully it will get an R-rating and some kind of release. Anyway, it seems like Michael was the only winner at the Venice Film Festival who collected an award for an English-language film.

Besides naming the Russian film “Faust” as the winner of the Golden Lion at the Venice Film Festival on Saturday, the jury headed by director Darren Aronofsky (“Black Swan”) handed out numerous other prizes. The Coppa Volpi for best actor went to Michael Fassbender, who plays a man obsessed with impersonal gratification in the film “Shame” by Steve McQueen of Britain.

Asia put in a strong showing. The Coppa Volpi for best actress was awarded to Deanie Yip in the film “Tao Jie” (“A Simple Life”) by Hong Kong’s Ann Hui. China’s Cai Shangjun won the Silver Lion for best director for his film “Ren Shan Ren Hai” (People Mountain People Sea), which was a surprise late addition to the festival lineup. And the Marcello Mastroianni Award for best new young actor or actress went to Shota Sometani and Fumi Nikaido in the film “Himizu” by Japan’s Sion Sono.

A special jury prize was give to “Terraferma” by Emanuele Crialese of Italy, while the Osella for the best cinematography went to Robbie Ryan for the film “Wuthering Heights” by Andrea Arnold and the Osella for best screenplay went to Greece’s Yorgos Lanthimos and Efthimis Filippou for the film “Alpis” (Alps).

The handful of American films in competition, including George Clooney’s “The Ides of March,” “Dark Horse,” “Texas Killing Fields” and “Killer Joe” were shut out.

[From The LA Times]

Fassbender is supposed to make it to Toronto to do even more promotional work for Shame, having missed both the press conference and festival premiere of A Dangerous Method. I’ve been reading some of blogs and articles from Toronto, and it seems like Michael really is this year’s critical-darling actor. Also, there’s this piece in Macleans in which a blogger recounts a conversation she had with two female critics in Toronto about the actual Fassdong. One lady said, “I’ve been quoted in print as saying Ewan McGregor has the most beautiful penis I’ve ever seen. Well, the title now goes to Michael Fassbender.” THANK YOU.

By the way, I got some Fassbender for my birthday – the DVD of X-Men: First Class. He really is wonderful in that film, as he is in nearly every film he’s ever done. He’s so beautiful.

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  1. Leo says:

    I’m so happy for him, he deserves all the awards. And that comment about his peen is the best.

  2. Turtle Dove says:

    Happy Birthday, Kaiser. 🙂

  3. Eve says:

    Finally saw X-Men First Class last night and he is, by far, the best thing in the movie.

    Kaiser: I’ll join the “can’t see what’s so special about Zoe Kravitz” club. First, I thought her character was dumb (is she a dragonfly?). Then there’s the ridiculous face she makes when she’s spitting those fire balls.

    But no one, and I mean NO ONE, takes the “dullest character of all time” prize from January Jones as Emma Frost. My god, the character is supposed to be a badass and she looks like she’s bored. Bored and doped, not icy and merciless.

    P.S.: Happy Belated Birthday — I already hugged you (and was “supportive”) from behind on that Jolie-Pitt thread.

  4. brin says:

    Is that an award or a pimp cup…lol.
    Happy birthday, Kaiser!

  5. carrie says:

    great for him: i love him in HUNGER

  6. mia girl says:

    @Kaiser
    In that last photo, your beloved Fassdong is saying …
    “Happy Birthday Kaiser, you saucy bitch! I’m coming for your biscuits!”

  7. Susan says:

    Awesome! It’s refreshing to see a talented actor recognized for their efforts.

    Congrats Mr. Fassbender!

    #golf_clap

  8. LucyOriginal says:

    The FASSIEnation is worthy! Thank you for writing about him, a multifaceted actor and all dongy. Happy birthday again, Kaiser!!!

    Ps: i saw a bear named winnie and he wassl so cute.

  9. ShanKat says:

    Look at the length of that…zipper.

    H.B., Kaiser. Raise ya glass.

  10. Girafe99 says:

    He smile is so big and bright and just that little bit scary

    @Eve, yeah Jones totally fucked up Emma Frost

  11. chris says:

    Congratulations to a most deserving thespian! He also accomplished something rare: the italian press is now totally enamoured with him (as is the french press, the british press, etc). But they need to get in line behind you Kaiser!

  12. gee says:

    Happy Birthday Kaiser!

    Also, saw Jane Eyre last night.. officially on team Fassdong.

  13. Ms.JAPrufrock says:

    Why do most award trophies have to be so damn ugly?

    Finally the world has wakened up to the talent and fearlessness of Fassbender. I love his sense-of-humor, humbleness, and all around normalcy in real life–and yet when he’s on film, as in the Youtube clip of “Shame” he’s all intensity and danger.

  14. Carmel says:

    Woot! Your lover done good, Kaiser. Happy Birthday!!

  15. maggie says:

    He does full-frontal, now I really want to see this movie.

  16. weetiger3 says:

    Kaiser, Fox Searchlight did purchase Shame and will probably release it as NC-17. (McQueen doesn’t want to cut it.)It will be released this year with an Oscar campaign for Fassy.

  17. Ally says:

    Hi Kaiser, have you ever seen the 2004 Fassbender movie ‘A Bear Named Winnie’? It is so Canadian and corny, it makes the average Disney flick seem cynical. (And watch for the most Canadian-landscapey WWI battlefield you’ve ever seen.)

    However, Fassdong is young & handsome (with brown hair), looks dashing in a WWI unifom, and does all kinds of derring-do with a motorbike and a horse. Oh and he snuggles a bear cub. Over and over.

    I think you might enjoy it.

  18. Jen34 says:

    Happy Birthday, Kaiser. May all your Fassdong dreams come true.

  19. LucyOriginal says:

    #17: I saw last night! Let me tell you, he managed to make me cry in that movie, :).

  20. FingerBinger says:

    Another fass post what a surprise.

  21. chris says:

    You really see how far along his acting has improved when you watch his earlier work (e.g. Hears and Bones & the Winnie movie) and his later projects up til now.

    I actually enjoy his latest work much more, where the character oftens plunges to twisted depths … but hey, at least he doesn’t die in Winnie 😉

  22. chris says:

    p.s.: I shall dub the first picture “Michael Fassbender and the Goblet of Fire” (more like the Goblet of Prosecco, heh).

  23. celine says:

    omg, he soooo much deserves this.

    yayyyyy fassy won, fassy won.

    yaaaaayyyyyyy hahahaha i couldn’t help but smile when i saw the first picture omg he has such a winning smile sooooo cute soo happy he really deserves it.

    I NEED TO SEE this movie, but i think i’ll be embarrased cuz i kinda don’t want to see his dong i mean at least not until he’s my husband hahahaha-

  24. Julie says:

    Yes, I need to see that movie as well. By the way, I’ve continued my voyage through Fassy’s movies. Last night was an old and fairly unknown TV movie called “Carla” (you can find it on YouTube). Fassy plays a sexy vacation fling. There aren’t nearly enough Fassy scenes, but there are a couple of him shirtless on a boat and one where he’s getting his clothes ripped off in bed. Next up will be “Angel”, where Fassbender’s character is described as “a rake from local aristocracy and an artist of dark temperament”.

    Happy Birthday!

  25. Fiachra says:

    Great to see another Irish actor do so well. And he’s such a nice lad too. Those sexy Irish looks are mmm.

  26. LucyOriginal says:

    @Celine: ” i kinda don’t want to see his dong i mean at least not until he’s my husband hahahaha- ” OH No You Didn’t! Kaiser is gonna got a b*tch! 🙂

  27. Stellax2 says:

    Happy Birthday, Kaiser!!

    The lovely Fass, congrats to him. I cannot wait to see the movie.

  28. emmab says:

    is he pretending to drink from that cup in the second to last photo?? if so, that is awesome. the shark/fassbender thing is everywhere now. my favorite review of shame is the movieline one. ms. zacharek is one of the few who definitely understands the appeal of angelina, and she totally gets fassbender (now i am waiting for them to be in a film together. come on, kaiser, angie + fass, yes?!).

    happy birthday, kaiser, fellow virgo. i didn’t discover this blog until this year…you’re creatively hilarious and our tastes seem to run in the same directions. thanks! finally i can jettison the other blogs (insufferable, GOOP wannabe, etc. — dlisted excepted).

  29. Chris says:

    Here’s a full list of winners from Variety. I notice Polanski and Cloons missed out. I also noticed the journalist was calling directors helmers, cinematographers lensers and writers scripters. Weird.
    http://www.variety.com/festivals/Venice-Film-Festival/2011/

    On the subject of sex addiction, I’m a bit worried about the way the term is getting bandied around these days as it’s only a matter of time before rapists and such start using it as legal defence if they’re not already.

    On a lighter note here’s a humorous piece about sex addiction on the Things Bogans Like site:

    http://thingsboganslike.com/2011/07/08/236-sex-addiction/

  30. LucyOriginal says:

    @Celine: I meant to say Kaiser is going to cut a b*tch, 🙂

  31. Mouse says:

    I just saw X-Men: First Class and loved it. Have you seen Hunger? He’s awesome in it, but it’s pretty heavy stuff.

  32. Camille says:

    That’s awesome! He really is a great actor. He has a ton of charisma too.

    So is it looking like he may get a shot at an Oscar this year then?

  33. Sue says:

    Loving all the Fassdong news. Is it possible to mention him daily with pics;) Just watched hunger last night: beautifully shot, disturbing, and I can’t stop thinking about it. Steve McQueen is a good director. Excited him and Fassy are teaming up again.

  34. Sofia says:

    I like him. But he looks old. Sorry, but he doesn’t look 34…

  35. tara says:

    laineygossip just tweeted that MF brought Zoe Kravitz as his date at the Vitamin Water afterparty tonight. She said she was holding on to his back as he navigated them through the crowd, shaking her hips the whole. Lucky girl. lol

  36. Co says:

    He looks like a damn sex predator in that scene. Look at that cigarette in his hand. This guy has a serious smoking addiction. He looks fifteen years older than his age. That’s what cigarette addiction does to your skin. Anyway, good for him.

    Also, there’s a typo in the article.

  37. celine says:

    hahah yeah she’s gonna kill me. hahaha oh well, we can share, enough dong for the both of us!

    ohhhh come on guys would u at least link the stories ur talkin about, it’s the second story i read about him and zoe and i’m not able to find it on lainey gossip.

    don’t shoot me but i think they look lovely together and i wish them luck.