I don’t even want to talk about this. I’m so disappointed and disheartened. SOB. Michael Fassbender and Zoe Kravitz are either A) Still a couple, having never broken up in the first place or B) Back together after a few months-long split that saw Zoe dating several B-listers, unworthy of following in the footsteps of the Fassdong (mixed metaphor, but whatever, that’s how upset I am). According to LaineyGossip’s Twitter feed, Zoe Kravitz was in Toronto last night with Michael at the after-party for Shame. Michael flew into Toronto straight from his Venice Film Festival victory as Best Actor – he missed the promotional rounds for A Dangerous Method, but he’s the centerpiece of Shame, and he needed to be there. But instead of hearing about The Fassdong’s triumphant showing amongst hot Canadian girls, we now have reports that Zoe and Fassie are back together:
Breaking: Zoe Kravitz is here with Michael Fassbender at #VitaminWater rooftop. #TIFF2011
Michael Fassbender’s plus 1 is Zoe Kravitz. Zoe Kravitz’s plus 1 is Maeby from Arrested Development Ali Shawkat. #TIFF2011
Really enjoyed watching Michael Fassbender walk by w/ Zoe Kravitz holding on his back, grooving her hips @VitaminWater_ca rooftop
[From Lainey’s Twitter]
So, WTF happened? First it seemed like Zoe and Fassie were already petering out by the time X-Men: First Class premiered early this summer. And then Fassbender flew to England and Scotland, where he was working on Ridley Scott’s Prometheus, and Zoe stayed in NYC. Then, in July, there were suddenly all of these sightings of Zoe with Penn Badgley – they seemed to be going on dinner and movie dates, and then Zoe was spotted with some former child star (who many of us thought was one of her gays, but STILL). Us Weekly even seemed to confirm the split, claiming that Zoe was “figuring things out” with Fassie, and that things weren’t “black and white”. My unfortunate theory: I think they probably “took a break” while Michael was working in the UK, and Zoe used some of her male friends to make him jealous and it worked. I can’t believe it worked. I’m so disappointed.
These are some photos of Michael in Toronto for Shame, plus some photos of Zoe doing the rounds during NY Fashion Week on Saturday. So… she didn’t get invited to Venice, but she gets an invite to Toronto? Hmm. Oh, and that person holding a sign which reads “Ich liebe dich” – that means “I love you” not “I love dick” as I originally thought. If I ever wait outside for Fassie, I’ll totally hold up a sign that says “I love dick.”
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.
she is just ..not a beauty! not worthy to be with him
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Boner killer.
She is kind of creepy looking in these pictures! Not worthy of the hotness that is Fassbender, that’s for sure…
Noooooooooooooooooooo
Well, she’s not a “Boner Killer” for Fassbender. LOL
He was so hot in Inglorious Bastards.
What??! I do not accept this. :-)~
That’s a woman?? She looks like a troll !
This recycled 90’s boho crap is not fashion!!! Barf!
She is pretty, but she looks like she’s about 14. I really don’t get what he sees in her. I’d always imagined him with someone a bit more womanly, not a little girl.
On another site they said Zoe was with “her bf Penn Badgley” at Fashion Week…hmmm, does Fassie know or care?
She looks like she could use a shower. Sad news…
Who’s that clown with the red lips and the silver polyester trousers? Certainly not someone a Fassie would want to undress…? *starts crying*
Girl, I love that you harbor such a great appreciation for the Fass, but sometimes it veers into Tumblr loonification area.
Remember that post where you thought Michael was January Jones’ baby daddy, just bc you didn’t see any pic of him and Zoe? Twitter went crazy for a few days after that, linking your story as proof of his impregnation (with lots of eww what a dick comments). Perhaps he’s with her, perhaps he’s single, perhaps they’re friends with benefits… it doesn’t matter. Fucking great actor.
I’m actually happy they’re back together… *runs away from pitchforks*
I’m not a fan of this guy… i like douche bags (hence my love for Chris Pine) but Zoe looks like shit and why is there a tag on her sunglasses.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Unfortunately sometimes good men make bad decisions 🙁 so so sad This is why we have to distinguish the role from the actor.
I really have to stop reading your posts at work! Haha! I just snort and giggle the entire morning (because your posts are funny, not because work is driving me to drugs). Yeah, I agree with the person above that said Zoe is a troll. Don’t see the appeal. Why would Fassdong do that to himself when every tart in Hollywood is trying to hook up with him? He’s at the PINNICLE of his sexual power, he’s the hot new thing, he can probably have any piece of ass right now… and yet he goes for the troll doll.
Hmmmmm… I wonder who Fassdong would look fabulous with. Charlize? Hmm, no. Keira? Hellz, no. Kelly Brook? OH MY GOD, that would be cataclysmic for my biscuits.
Baffling.
I’m not really a Fassdong fan (prepares to runs away with Iggles) but dang, he could do way better!
Wait wait he was in inglorious bastards how the hell I missed that
Zoe Kravitz, please look more gross. Ew.
I really don’t get how men are attracted to her, especially Fassie
@ Bite Me
Yeah, he was the British agent pretending to be German who caused the shoot out when he messed up.
Zoe is actually a very lovely looking young lady when she’s not doing her own styling. Very exotic, unconventional beauty.
This “zombie hipster scarecrow” look though… not the best, not the best.
She looks somuch like her mother with those glasses though…
Good god, this girl is only 22, he is closer in age to her mother. GROSS
Also her character in x-men was weak, the worst special power of the lot. I laughed at the scenes of her flying around at the end of the movie, ridiculous.
Lainey also had him sighted with her when he went back to London after Venice the first time.
Sorry but those two together is slightly ephebophilic (she looks like she’s 12)and creeps me out. Not to mention she’s a poor man’s version of her mother. Must suck that both of your parents despite being so old are light years ahead of you in the cool department. Everything about her just looks so played and poser-ish.
The Fassienation cooled off.Sigh…
what a wannabe girl i die
Gabbo – that’s what kills the crush, the fact that he would chose a girl (can’t use woman) who looks so young. You can’t tell me she’s that worldly and intelligent. I imagine her as any other hipster douche who thinks they know everything and you’re left sitting there wondering what the hell they’re on about and why they’re talking such nonsense. In other words a 20 year old girl (at 25 I feel I can make that assumption).
Is that really her in those photos? She looks like she’s dressed for a Halloween party. What is with the make up?
I love Fassbendy, and I think people need to accept the fact he’s a little dirty too..lol…as in he likes some very fresh, and young meat ala Zoe. Zoe’s a gorgeous girl, she tends to play down her looks, but she’s very fresh faced with a jailbait body that most men love. So, I actually think they make a good, dirty match.
Oh please, enough with the judgement about him dating younger and not a “woman.” She’s 20, not 15. She does look young, but she’s beautiful, most men would be all over her in a hot second.
And her dad’s a rock star and her mom is a crazy hippie starlet with a baby daddy almost her age. I’m sure she’s seen a lot in her time, and grew up faster than most of us. I saw Jennifer Lawerence talk about her and said she’s the most talented and poised person she’s ever met.
Well according to Lenny she’s very mature for her age and he likes Michael with her.
she looks like she stinks!
Wasn’t there a blind vice ages ago that strongly suggested Penn from Gossip Girl was gay and actually had some pretty good proof…It was on Gawker, I think….Made sense, I saw him at Coachella and he pinged…Maybe Zoe was just hanging with her gay guy friends waiting for Fassie, whatever, if they’re still together after the promotion it can’t be PR and most likely there is something there.
I kinda like them together*shrugs*. Fassbender has a lot of edge to him, I could see him being attracted to her for the very reasons you guys are repelled by her. lol Pretty in an exotic way, but left of field like her mom, grew up around rock royalty, practically raised her mother(that’s the gossip anyway, that zoe was more a parent to Lisa Bonet than Lisa was to her) and is mature beyond her years,talented.
I don’t know, judging from Fassbender’s past conquests , she fits his mo.
Oh please people, til he starts acting like DiCaprio and Gosling with their tabloid showmances with famewhores he is far better. Zoe is a hipster but so far she hasn’t famewhored herself the way Blake Lively or Olivia Wilde have done.
I think they are either in an open relationship or friends with benefits since he acted like a single guy over the summer.
Also his career is taking off at the moment and doesn’t have many options in regarding the ladies that won’t immidiately run to some tabloid and sell their stories about him. With Zoe he can have fun and still keep his business private.
I read on page six that she was seen “canoodling” with Penn Badgely this past weekend.
I am all for trendy clothing but her outfit is lame. She can’t help looking like a teen but she can help looking like drug addicted 15 year old runaway in need of social services.
originalashley-zoe’s the poor man’s version of her mother? The girl is so so lovely:
http://jonesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/ZOE.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BadUjFPM5hI/TlDfmUV4yuI/AAAAAAAADHQ/-8hbXN0OcFM/s1600/zoc3ab-kravitz.jpg
she hit the genetic lottery with both parents, and now Fassie’s reaping the benefits like the dirty little rascal he is.
Not that any of us had any chances to begin with, but this is sort of disappointing.
Or maybe I think that way because of the bad impression I had of her after watching X-Men First Class…really dumb character (and her acting wasn’t great either — I mean, it was nothing outstanding).
You guys think too much like girls…. ie, “she’s not mature enough, she looks too young, he’s a man!”
This isn’t rocket science. Fassbender is all testosterone. And dudes like that are going to react to 22 year old ass. All of you complaining she’s so young? Yeah, ask 10 guys what they think of this, and they’d be high fiving the Fassie for dating 22 year old ass that looks like barely legal 18 year old ass at that.
Chicks…smh….like if you’re going to be hot for a hot, rakish dude, let him be a hot dude and do hot things like screw hot young girls. Don’t try to domesticate him. Go drool over Brad Pitt if you want a house-trained bitch!
Fassie is very manly and has always looked older than his age. Any 22 or 34 or 45 year old dude would kill to look like him.
Looks like another clooney in the making. Date your daughter.
There’s like a 12 year difference, it’s not that huge of a deal. No need to take it personally that he’s not dating in your age group.
OH ZOE! You were at Fashion Week and that’s the best you could do before leaving the house? Get a stylist, get an esthetician (oh, those brows!), and get some better fitting clothes! It’s pretty bad when your own father is always more “put together” than you are.
I am disappointed in Fassie if they are back together, but it’s okay, Kaiser–take a deep breath. You know this will be short lived and life will be worth living, once again!
HILARIOUS comments. She may be a troll to you terribly brave women commenting on her anonymously on the internet, but she’s still doing the man you jack off too.
LOVES IT.
Lol@ Jess. Touche’!
she’s hot. I’d do her. And bet Fassie does her twice before she even gets out of bed in the morning, lucky bitch. lol
His ex girlfriend was older than him. So saying he only dates much younger women is bullshit.
awwww i luv them together..FINALLY new pics.
well, i think she is a beauty but the sunglasses make her look weird.
and i don’t think they are BACK together, they were never seperated. hahaha oh dear kaiser u were rash about ur conclusion.
kinda sad though, although no i really like not being as superficial dating an ugly blond without substance, i watched a few interviews of zoe and even if she appears to be bored most of the time i luv her smile and she can be sooo funny.
jane-when I said mo, I didn’t mean age so much as looks. He has a history of dating ethnic minority women, darker exotic looks. Zoe fits right in with his current preferences.
I know that his women have a certain look and he seems to be into women like no other guy, at least an actor. When he was interviewed by an Italian journalist, a brunette, he couldn’t stop flirting with her. So I guess his type are dark haired women, certainly not blondes. At least they are more interesting than who other actors usually date.
I get that Zoey is different from most of young Hollywood but her with Fassbender….I don’t get it at all.
Do any of yall get it?
The pair seems so odd
no offense SONAI, but
ethnic minority women? i wouldn’t call the japanese a minority. he’s irish what might be a minority to u may not be a minority in the view of the rest world. nobody gives a f*** about u americans making a race story out of every story.
ethnic minority….are u kiddin’ there are more non white (what americans call white)humans on this earth than the other way around.
WTF is going on with her brows? Gurl…
I don’t care if they are together or not. I just want more pictures of him. Sex on a stick.
Fassy!!! Run while you still can!! MARRY MCAVOY!!!
She is so ewww and she doesn’t have to be ewww because she is gorgeous, but her style is o_0 Why would one chose to look like a hobo? It’s not cute and the thought of Fass doing her makes me gag!
Well, judging by appearance and her acting in X-men, I would say, the best thing about this girl is her dad. And her “maybe yes, maybe no” boyfriend.
Time for an intervention. Kaiser no more Fassdong stories for at least a week OK. Then maybe we can ween you off him slowly. Thank you.
Celine- yeah, he’s Irish. I’m American, but Polynesian descent. I used ethnic minority from his point of view, since he’s pretty ginge and Irish. And it’s not about making a race story, you are making it a race story, I specificaly stayed away from race and chose ethnicity for a reason, because this isn’t about race but more coloring and looks. He’s been linked with girls darker than him and not Irish lately. Nothing wrong with pointing that out. Let’s not turn this into more than it is.
I love Zoe, but I don’t think she’s exotic looking. She looks black.I wish she would wear that wig she used to wear. It looked more natural and prettier than the clip ins she wears now. Zoe is a different type of girl and she’s beautiful.And she is also friends with all her exs (Ezra, Ben) namely, so that means she must be a pretty cool chick. Why wouldn’t he want to date a young,cool,beauty? I would love to know Zoe and Lisa Bonet’s secret. Lisa married and procreated Lenny Kravitz and Jason Momoa in one lifetime and Zoe gets all the hotties. They may be something to this earthy,one w/ nature hippie thing. Do I need to get some patchouli?
@FingerBinger: I second that. No Fassdong for a week.
This Zoe Kravitz hating is just sad. Sorry, but she has crazy beautiful genes and looks cool. I think maybe she’s not too photogenic but she’s way better than some bolt-on hwood ho. It makes me like him more.
As a guy I really dig Zoe, she cares not one bit what the Plebs want to say about her, she Dresses the way she wants, does what she wants and flaunts her freedom.
I have always called her “the wild child”, lovely and unconventional.
Fassie is lucky she’s even interested in him, he seems (to me) too conventional/lame for her.
you guys are the biggest HATERS EVER! he wants sweet, young nubile Zoe Kravitz. NOT ANY OF YOU! hahahaha! find something else to do. Jess hit it right on the nail. and BTW, Zoe Kravitz is absolutely stunningly beautiful, the pictures chosen were put up to inspire your hateration!
Wow, this post sure brought out the nasty didn’t it!
Zoe is like the average guy fantasy girl.
Young looking but of legal age.
Sexy but not girly, girly!
passionate but not clingy, mature but fun.
Grungy but not Goth, tender but not weepy.
Those are the kind of girls who make the “my lover is my best friend” list
Fassie, didn’t your mom teach you to share, you just can’t have Zoe all to yourself.
Wow, Thom, you are really creepy.
She was spotted making out with Penn the day before she was seen with Fassy, so I think all these people are just loving little hipsters. lol
i agree with #17 – Fass with KELLY BROOK. that would be a supernova of hotness. superficially speaking, that would be such a gorgeous match.
those are really good pics of michael and really terrible pics of zoe. that close up…kaiser where’d you find it lol.
well 6 months ago i would have just laughed at this news, but i won’t deny now it makes me :\.
also every time i come across lainey’s tweets and reports, i can’t help wholeheartedly wishing it was kaiser there instead.
Zoe hooked up with Emma Watson’s boy Johnny Simmons during the filming of the movie ‘The Greatest’.
Zoe also hooked up with Ezra Miller. She’s made her way through half of the male ‘perks of being a wallflower’ cast members.
Zoe gets her some.
Wow, thanks for proving that anyone, no matter how pretty, can take a hideously bad picture. The second one down is pretty scary
@TGP – Just being the best Fassie I can be.
Where is the picture of them two together? I dont believe this story that they were together and if they were they was proably just talking, and she was probably at the film festival with here boyfriend.
bwahahaha….lainey just tweeted that Fassie and Zoe just arrived together at the greygoose party tonight, in addition to last night’s appearance. I can’t wait to see the wailing again here tomorrow over it….
See…if he’s with HER, then I’m sorry, but I have to question him. I’m not talking about her looks, but her attitude and general air of narcissism, coupled with her lack of talent. I think thats why I’ve never been into him. Who a guy will be with reflects a great deal on who he is. Sometimes thats a turn on, but in this case its a major turn off.
i agree with some posts, a lotta girls around here seem to be quite pissed that he is not into some blond hollywood Whore , with too much make up and fake boobs,
they look great together and i really hope it works out for them and yes zoe does look exotic, a perfect mix.
oh and in the end keep in mind ladies that she is the one f****** him right now, NOT YOU. no matter how much ur gonna hate.
The thing is, I personally don’t want to fuck him. I’m not sure, he is not a woman-beating douche, though he is a great actor. She, on the other hand, like some people said here, is famous mostly for her parents.
I actually don’t like policing women’s looks but lordy i just want to sit on her, pencil in those eyebrows and rip off that damn sticker from her sunglasses…
I really don’t see what the fuss is about with him. He looked good in X-Men, but now, not so much.
Its weird, sometimes I see her and she can be pretty much most times I’m just kinda..grossed out by her. Messy hair, ugly clothes, puffing a cigarette all the time. Ick. Its not jealousy, its just observation. Maybe she has a great personality??? Oh Michael…
As much as Zoe Kravitz is a lovely girl and all that, she is a young annoying hipster, and I do not like seeing her with Fassbender. His career is blowing up, and he’s got talent like Day-Lewis. He’s better off single.
Wow you bitches bought out the haterade didn’t ya! (lol)
I am happy that their still together, granted I think his looks are far greater than hers, but she may have a great personality that captivated him. I rather see him with a “hipster” than a bimbo with fake boobs and a plastic face.
I’ve always been into older men, she is legal and is at least over 21 so its not like she just turned 18. I’m just trying to be nice about the fact that he’s really good looking & her not so much.
I am sorry but you can tell by the pictures that these two are not still seeing each other, I think she is still with Penn Badgey and personnally my opinion I think she never look comfortable with him, and couldn’t wait until he went back to London, so she could dump him. They are probably just friends now and besides there are reports that she was all hugged up on Penn Badgey two nights before.
She´s still with Penn Bragdley.
Michael and Zoe don´t seem be together as boyfriends in these pics.
Why not walking with holding hands if they are together?
Sorry but I don´t believe they are back again.
They probably are just great friends.
She was with Penn 1 day before.
Calm down people….I´m not a Zoe Kravitz fan at all, but she might be a good girl because her last boyfriend was either awesome. I love Fassbender and I believe that ..maybe, he would like with a women not a girl.
he is gay.
Zoe Kravitz looks like she is a heroine addict, in these photos at Toronto Film Festival. Sadly I have to say, she looks like she is in need of some professional help. Michael Fassbender actually looks pretty good. Someone call her parents!!!
He didn’t invite her to Toronto. She already was there when he arrived, because she was filming a movie there. So calm down.
Also how could anybody see him with her in London after Venice, if he went directly from Venice to Toronto? Doesn’t make sense at all.
I SAW HER PICTURE AND I REALIZED THAT …WHEN ALL THE OTHER GIRLS IN THIS PLANET , TAKE A SHOWER PUT THEIR BEST DRESS, PUT SOME MAKE ON AND PERFUME…..WELL MAKE EVERYTHING THAT IS POSSIBLE TO LOOK PRETTY . THE GUYS WILL CHOOSE THE WORST ONE IN THE PARTY AFTER ALL…LIKE THIS ONE ABOVE!!!
COME ON I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING MORE TO IMPRESS ANYONE ….I´M TOTALLY DESAPPOINTED.
aw cmon thats a bad pic of her… she’s actually pretty cute… to be honest its just nice to know he likes all types of women… which makes me think I stand a chance lol… As long as they ae happy more power to them <3