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Of course, Paz de la Huerta stumbled down the red carpet last night at the Emmys in one of her typically sleazy ensembles, but I’ve been sidelined from her entire look by that distracting, boob-hugging curl that’s trailing down the right side of her torso. Is that new? It wasn’t visible last week when Paz briefly cleaned up (in her own way), so it’s probably just a clip on curl. Thankfully, Paz wasn’t presenting (can you imagine?) but was merely in attendance to support the Boardwalk Empire nominations (one of which resulted in a Best Director, Drama Series for Martin Scorsese). For this momentous occasion, Paz donned a ballerina pink, body hugging gown that was intentionally sliced to reveal one thigh. While the cut of the dress isn’t anything that we wouldn’t expect from Paz, the color is definitely an odd choice. Perhaps she was trying to look the part of the ingenue? I’ll let that one soak in for a moment…
As is often the case, Paz’s makeup was pretty horrible — she basically ignores her eyes in favor of playing up her lips. That’s her thing, I guess, but the silvery lipstick really makes her look like one of the undead. Naturally, the Paz booty was in full effect. She’s such a terrible mess. God, I love her.
Also in tow from the Boardwalk Empire cast was the generally lovely Kelly MacDonald in a matronly black gown with some see-thru tapestry on the sleeves and semi-boob area, which was accessorized some huge, ugly green earrings and messy, unflattering hair.
Kelly is such a beautiful woman, but she’s almost more of a mess here than Paz. Then again, Kelly is a much more talented actress too — I loved her in No Country for Old Men, where she convincingly did away with her native Scottish tongue in favor of an altogether authentic Texan accent. That’s something that most American actresses fail to pull off these days. Now, if she could only find a better stylist.
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN
Written by Bedhead
Posted in Emmys, Fashion, Paz de la Huerta
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A nightmare in pink!
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WTF? Sometimes I think she’s unconventionally gorgeous but here she looks just dreadful – the ill fitting dress, the obvious as hell fake tan, the FROSTED lipstick, the drunken facial expressions. Yuk, yuk, yuk.
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I’m going to ignore the crazy pink elephant in the “room” and just go straight to the talented and lovely Kelly MacDonald. Love her and can’t wait for BE Season 2 on Sunday!
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Truly awful AND simply Paz
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That thing in pink is disgusting. Wtf is it?
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Paz! She’s back. This is probably the first dress she’s worn in a while that I actually like. I love the color and the cut. However, it does clash with her orange skintone…
How come her lipstick always cakes up on her lips? I’ve worn lipstick every day for the last, oh, 25 years, and mine never does that. I know some formulas are a little cakey, but not THAT cakey. And every single color she wears does that.
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I like the dress; it’s everything above her shoulders that is the problem.
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Whhhhyyyyyyyyy
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I love Kelly MacDonald (and her hubby-Dougie Payne from Travis!) so I always think she looks great. Super talented, super awesome.
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She looks like a homeless meth-addict that attacked a fashionable starlet and stole her dress, earrings and shoes.
Also I can almost hear her shouting at the photographers “GET PICTURES OF MY ASS! LOOK HOW NICE IT IS! MY ASSSS!!!” and thinking to herself “Holy shit I’m so hot. These bitches don’t even know,” followed by thoughts comprehensible only to herself.
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what’s with the combover…
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I wonder how other celebs feel when they see her coming…i would, just once, love to see her doing her thing at an industry bash…
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Paz.
Clearly, she has an amazing body from the pictures, great legs too…….but…….
Theres just so much stuff in these pics that are at odds with each other……
I just can’t.
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I love her!!!
Difference between her and Lindsay is Paz embraces her Inner Trainwreck, while Lindsay pretends she’s never ever seen a train. Or heard its toot.
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The dress Paz is wearing is amazing!
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Paz would be a beautiful woman if she were to clear up her act.
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She is so unattractive. Ugh!!!
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Night of the Living Dead: Horror in Pink. Paz looks like an escapee from the embalming room at the mortuary.
Kelly just looks like crap. What is with that greasy make-up?
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Bless her heart. My God, Paz is just the ugliest looking thing I have ever seen.
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paz is fugly as sin. what is wrong with her?
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It’s pretty impressive that Paz looks more Lady Crackie MethBeth than Lindsay.
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I love Paz-she’s such a deliciously hot mess – and as someone said above, she embraces her hot messiness and runs with it…
Oh, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly…smh…. Why? Everything about that dress/look is awful! Love her tho. BE starts soon!!!! Yay!
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At my senior prom, I walked in on the school skank while she was banging her seedy-looking date in the bathroom. She looked just like Paz, orange skin, frosted lipstick, JBF hair and all. Memories.
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I don’t even know who this Paz woman and when I first saw photos of her from the Emmys I thought she was a joke. Apparently not. Terrible, Terrible, Terrible. The orange tan is hideous. Especially with frosted lipstick. EW. Ugly in Pink.
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Whhhha? Did I just read that … Kelly McDonald is almost more of a mess than Paz “rehab/morgue” de la Huerta?! Blasphemy!!!
My love for this Scottish lass knows no bound, matronly dresses or not.
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Paz’s crazy never disappoints!
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SPaz-tastic!!!
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Is she on drugs? I don’t follow up much on Paz and haven’t seen any of her shows or movies. I just know of her from her red carpet disasters featured on sites such as this one. I googled her and there are photos of her when she was younger and she did not look this messed up. You have to wonder what is going on in her life right now.
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What a waste of an otherwise beautiful dress. Her hair confuses me and WTF is up with all that bronzer?!
SPAZ = HOT MESS
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I like Paz’s dress and the colour; it’s Paz and HER ridiculous skin colour that spoil the whole picture.
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No matter what she wears Paz is the ugliest woman I do believe I’ve ever seen. Her trashy spills over into her wardrobe so there’s no fixing that. Gosh, she reminds me of Lohan.
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I’m amazed that people keep saying “she’s be gorgeous if…” Where is the beauty? I see beady eyes, huge nose, inflated sausage lips. And then she does THIS to the mess that was already there – corpse lipstick, horrible fake tan, wacky 80s pagent hair, junkie poses? No, not seeing pretty or pretty potential at all.
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She needs to go back to the grave. She is one of the most unattractive people alive!
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What’s with the tangerine makeup?
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I like Kelly MacDonald, especially in Trainspotting. But she needs to lose the British frumpy look.
Who is Paz again? Is she one of the zombies from The Walking Dead? She looks like a gross zombie. A gross zombie is a gross dress and gross pink lipstick. *Shudder*
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I don’t like Paz de la Huerta. I think she skipped past ‘hot mess’ and went right to ‘mess’. I think she’s tacky and untalented (willing to get naked on camera =/= talented). That said, I love seeing her ‘ensembles’ on the red carpet because it’s guaranteed to always be terrible! Her awful lipstick and terrifying lack of makeup on the rest of her face along with her unbrushed clip-in hair just completes the picture.
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I love the dress and shoes. However, the color clashes with her skin tone and the make up/ hair! Where to start with that?
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Oh paz paz paz…she never makes the right colour choices, foundation: orange, cheeks MORE orange, lips: Star Trek silver.
And still remember how she claimed jack nicholson once allegedly said she was the last real beauty or something else equally wtf, so all i can think is Bitch Please!
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She is such a scuzz..still love the pictures where she tripped and fell after being turned away from an event for being too drunk.. google it! Oh yes and she recently was arrested for attacking some other actress in a restaurant.. charming
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Paz’s dress colour isn’t really that bad (it’s more her orange skin that’s bad), but the frosted taupe lipstick belongs back in the 60′s and 70′s, where it should have stayed. Also, I don’t think the dress is “cut-out” I think it’s a slit that she’s pulling at to show off some leg.
Kelly looks very harsh, with that pulled back hairstyle, too-heavy eyeliner, and high-necked dress.
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I love the dress but not the way she’s pulling it to the side to expose her leg.
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These two need professional stylists asap! Paz’s makeup and the other chicks hair are just tragic.
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This women is terrible. I have no more words for her ever again. Ever photo is the same. Terrible!
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She looks F*ing creepy.
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Lord, she is freaking gross. She just needs to go away.
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She ALWAYS looks soooo bad…..
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dying. i love paz. if i were to try to strike a pose, i know it would look like one of the first two pics – horribly awkward. sigh.
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What mia girl said.
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I really like Paz’s dress, but she is a mess.
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Dont know who Paz is but what is wrong with her face? Looks like she had a bad chemical peel. Is she a he?
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Just disappear already. Last thing we need is another Hohan.
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poster #2
“the ill fitting dress, the obvious as hell fake tan, the FROSTED lipstick, the drunken facial expressions”
All reasons to love her! She is just so terrible in an endearing way. She just reminds me of the one awesome friend to go out with knowing to”be prepared” for the inevitable shenanigans.she has more talent than the kardashians & is more authentic than gaga so shes got my vote
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Truly awful or simply Paz… or maybe Paz is truly and simply awful…
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Paz looks so bad that I honestly did not recognize her as an actress from ‘Boardwalk Empire’.
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Baaaahahahha!! omg YES!!! This girl is permanently on the good Sh!t. Where did they find her lol
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I have interviewed psych patients and she gives off a serious schizo vibe (shudders).
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Would love to see her replace Evan Rachel Wood In True Blood. She’d be awesome!
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Who IS this dude?
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I don’t who is a worse crackhead this woman or LLohan
Must be a competition
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She is pretty with a good figure why does she set out to look deliberately ugly. Get a makeup artist and stylist paz.
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Forget the lip makeup – Her face is incredibly darker than her body. It looks terrible. She could have sex appeal beyond “easy lay” if she didn’t look like an easy lay.
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Goddess bless her hot mess
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Steven Tyler in drag, ’nuff said.
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I have seen 45-year-old meth addicts that look cleaner and classier than Paz de la Huerta.
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Ok, so I too had to Google this woman to see older pictures. And at one point, before she went all “Off the deep end” she looked great. But I really need to wonder, how much of this is actual drug/alcohol and how much is just sly self-promotion? But holy hell, is she really just 27????
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I love how in every picture, Paz is holding the slit of her dress OPEN with her fingers. Crazypants!
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WOW, she’s pretty horrendous!! She looks sweaty & sticky (not in a good way either)!!
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