Jon Hamm & his Botoxy girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt: tragic or sexy?

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Not that I ever was incredibly polite about it, but at this point, I can barely contain my dislike of Jon Hamm’s girlfriend, Jennifer Westfeldt. Jesus, how annoying is this chick? Just looking at her crazy Botoxface makes my blood pressure go up, and to hear her voice on the red carpet interviews… it’s ridiculous. She has one of those put-on voices too. It’s too girly and breathy to be her real voice, it sounds like she’s trying to do a Marilyn Monroe impression. Anyway, these are photos of Jon Hamm and Jennifer at last night’s Emmys, where The Hamm Dong was once again denied Emmy glory. Kyle Chandler won Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama series, which… sure, it’s deserved. But for my money, Jon Hamm is acting his ass off through every season of Mad Men, and it’s a damn shame that he’s been shut out of most of the big awards.

At least The Hamm Dong got to take home his Tweety Bird. That’s what she looks like to me. Bird-like face, and this canary-yellow vintage gown that isn’t very flattering on her. She’s too tall, her body is too long for this gown. You can tell that it was made for a much more petite woman. I don’t have a problem with ladies wearing vintage, AT ALL, but if you wear vintage, make sure it fits you the right way.

Did you see The Hamm’s face when Mad Men won Drama Series? Jennifer beamed and went in to kiss him and I swear he looked like he was mid-eye-roll. AT HER, not at the win. LaineyGossip had a story about them together in Toronto to promote Friends With Kids, the film Jennifer wrote and directed, and it made it seem like… maybe there’s trouble in Hamm Dong Paradise?

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  1. RuddyZooKeeper says:

    I thought this was a botox smile, then I compared to past pix. Unfortunately, I think this is the best she can do.

  2. proudly Nigerian says:

    C’mon Kaiser,
    The way this article sounds its like you are looking for cracks were there aren’t any.
    If a guy leaves his long-time girl friend after attaining fame,we crucify him.
    He stays with her we dissect the relationship for signs of wear and tear,c’mon give them a chance
    TeamHamm+Westfeld

  3. BigHair&Pearls says:

    Tweety bird! Too funny. That dress would look better on me; so would Hamm!

  4. htk says:

    is it an underbite? it has a shitzu/ underbite sort of flavor.

  5. shiba says:

    WTF?

    1) JW’s a writer/director/actress whose latest film was one of the highlights of TIFF.
    2) That’s just her voice – why not pick on something that’s a choice.

  6. azurea says:

    Jon Hamm doesn’t photograph well in candids. He always has a goofy, second-grade school photo look to his grin. On film, though, devastatingly handsome!

  7. Sweepea says:

    Her face looked really natural before, but now it’s shining like starlight in these pictures. Either something is up or she went overboard with the makeup.

  8. Maritza says:

    Her twisted smile is not appealing, she needs to practice her smile in front of a mirror to get it right.

  9. sassenach says:

    I read a reporter’s eye witness account of them at TIFF that Lainey had a link to and the reporter said that Jessica wouldn’t even go to the bathroom by herself. Jon told her it was just a few steps away and she nagged him into going with her and she was glued to him all night. Her face doesn’t strange in pictures but it is worse in motion. Those CHEEKS!! I think he loves her but is growing weary of her clinger antics.

  10. kwanitaka says:

    Cannot stand her either!

    She couldn’t get him to marry her and then he hits it big as a sex symbol – the best sex symbol on TV!

    He must be stupid.

  11. Kiks says:

    I really love this dress, but I am concerned about what is happenening to her face…
    Agree with proudly Nigerian – why are we irritated that he is staying with a woman that he has made a life with and clearly loves? Doesn’t make sense.

  12. curleque says:

    I foresee a Justin Theroux/Brad Pitt move by the Hamm in the near future.

  13. JulieM says:

    Why does a talented and attractive woman who gets to live with Jon Hamm do this to her face? She looks dreadful. I read the story about them in Toronto and sounds like he is becoming exasperated with her clingy nature. Perhaps trouble is brewing.

  14. your mama says:

    Her voice is like that even in older movies. She seems sweet. I think they look like a sweet couple.

    Not too sure about the botox though….. does anyone NOT do it in H’wood?
    *oh Cameron Diaz does not, you can see she has wrinkles.

  15. Sisi says:

    I’m just happy that someone chose to wear a bright color.

  16. Talie says:

    After Friends with Kids comes out, I wouldn’t be surprised if they separated.

  17. embertine says:

    Love the dress, and would love it on her, except that I agree it doesn’t fit her torso very well.

    I like her, count me in for Team Hammstfeldt.

  18. Frieda says:

    I won’t say anything bad about a woman who has held onto a celebrity boyfriend for as long as she has.

  19. Lizzard says:

    It pained me to look at her on the red carpet. I didn’t know if it was botox or a bad lift or dental surgery or what… I don’t remember her talking a lot though, mostly the smile and nod and weird giggle laugh… She is pretty obnoxious though and I can’t really think of anything she’s been in… He can do SOOOOO much better!

  20. serena says:

    I love her dress! Not so much the botoxy face.

  21. tracking says:

    Her face does look freaky. It’s upsetting that a woman who’s successful in her own right resorts to this. Would have loved the gown on her had it fit properly. I do hope they make it–it would be nice to see loyalty and longevity mean something in Hollywood.

  22. mamaT says:

    i like the dress but i totally caught the eye roll when she went in for the post win kiss. he completely dissed her.

  23. Scarlet Pimpernel says:

    Check this little clip out. Methinks Chickie could be high on more than just life here.

    http://youtu.be/GaqXVb_VPiE

  24. maggiegrace says:

    the only movie that I’ve seeen her in was Kissing Jessica Stein. I liked that movie a lot.

  25. M says:

    Well, most wives kiss their husbands when they win. If he did eye roll her while she was doing that, doesn’t that make him the dick?

    I agree she is jacking with her face and it sucks, but if he loves her he loves her, it’s like you all are praying for them to split so he can get with somebody deserving of his hotness. So gross when women piss on each other like that.

  26. Mandi says:

    she was in 24 and Grey’s Anatomy. Her film did well at TIFF. Good luck to her

  27. Dani says:

    I was happy Kyle Chandler won. Talk about a drama series that was well acted by all. He acted his ass off for years too and deserved that win.

    Hamm has always gotten tons of press. I agree with previous poster who said he doesn’t photograph well on the carpet but on screen he is golden. As far as Jennifer, I don’t get why the women in HW think this is a better look. Baffles me.

  28. vic says:

    It was a little sad when they went in for the post-win kiss and he was totally looking over her head. Sad. That relationship is done. She should have worked harder to get the ring before he hit it big.

  29. Esmom says:

    I’m not aware of her any of her accomplishments other than clinging to JH with everything she’s got. That’s probably unfair but that’s all I ever see from her. Last night she seemed to serve no other function than to gaze at him adoringly. I don’t know what else she was supposed to do really but but her whole demeanor was beyond annoying to me.

  30. podzol says:

    I loved Westfeld’s lead feature Kissing Jessica Stein, the woman is talented. Yeah, she is probably a tad clingy, but it’s obvious she loves her man and seeing that these events are always overwhelming, she probably clings to him like a security blanket. What’s her voice and use of Botox got to do with anything? I love to snark at celebrities who are just total hollywood douchebags but sometimes the schadenfreude like in this case just saddens me.

  31. sandy says:

    Well you cant live with someone or be friends with someone just because they are sweet….if you don’t feel it or are out of it sometimes their sweetness can grate you on your nerves..I always hated Tweety bird

  32. Kit says:

    if his ‘higher’ status nowadays doesn’t make her feel uncomfortable, then comment sections on the internet certainly will. i really can’t understand why this woman gets such a harsh reaction online. What did she do to deserve it? i hope he sticks with her. i adore him all the more for staying with her.

  33. lucy2 says:

    I kind of like her dress, but she does have an odd way of smiling. Maybe she has some kind of jaw issue. If they’re happy together, that’s great, let them be.

    He’s fantastic on Mad Men, but Kyle Chandler deserved that trophy. I loved FNL so much, and he and Connie were always amazing. Wish she had won too. Given that Hamm kicked around Hollywood forever before Mad Men hit, I’m sure he’s happy just to have a great job and career and nominations.

  34. b626 says:

    Do not like Jon’s fru fru gelled hair-and RUN Jon RUN away this woman as fast as you can(into my arms)!

  35. LeeLoo says:

    The dress would have looked nice in any other color except yellow. I may have to commence my “deprogramming” of Jon Hamm about how he does now love her and *(cough)only me(cough).

  36. april says:

    The dress isn’t all that great. I think the yellow is too bright. A pale yellow would have looked better. Otherwise she seems like a lovely woman. Jon Hamm did say in an interview a couple of years ago that he wasn’t for marriage unless there were kids involved but if she really wanted marriage, he would do it.

  37. xxodettexx says:

    idk, i cant hate on the dr dreamys biggest guilt trip on grey’s anatomy [Jennifer Westfeldt was a pregnant woman who he ended up cutting out large portions of her brain and then lost anyway! and her tv busband acted the crap out of that episode, one of my favs!]

    i just think that in everything i have seen of her live, she is just herself… i like her and him together, just mho!

  38. Lizzard says:

    @ Mandi: Was she the pregnant lady that had the brain surgery and ended up dying? WOW! She’s changed her face A LOT since then, I hardly recognized her!

  39. Bella says:

    I watched the pre-show and he was giving looks like I would give my dogs when they annoy the crap out of me. Definitely sensed trouble in paradise.

  40. velourazure says:

    i could only make it halfway through “kissing jessica stein” because she was BEYOND annoying. i have a feeling that her character was not too far off from real life.

    and that botox is making her morph into tatum o’neal.

  41. V says:

    Those shoes look too small for Jennifer, well at least in my eyes they look.

  42. Meg says:

    she always seems VERY clingy. i would be too if i was dating a guy that beautiful. hell, most men would do jon hamm, he’s just an incredible looking man. but being with someone for years like they have been, you have to be together and have trust about more than the just looks. if you’re insecure about him because every woman wants him, it means trust isn’t there. insecurity is

  43. The Original Ashley says:

    I really don’t get the hate. They’ve been together forever and even the link said they’re in love, why pick them apart?

  44. kieslwoski says:

    Thank you for this post, I could not agree with you more, this woman is so annoying, and her face Jesus, WTF!

  45. Ann says:

    Hamm’s NOT THAT good-looking. They are very well-matched in the looks department.

  46. Jo 'Mama' Besser says:

    So what, every day they don’t break up a Hitler gets its wings? I don’t know what the hell is in the air up there on this plane of consciousness being occupied that really wants to see two live (two) implode, but maybe ‘Tweety’ could test that for you since she’ll have nothing to do but cry into the gutter after he dumps her and is suddenly imbued with the power to cure cancer, reunite limbs lost to diabeters with their bodies and turn 14 trillion dollars into a hundred pennies! Hi-ya!

    I do give you that she looked really different back in brunette days, I don’t know what has happened since.

  47. bagladey says:

    Why do her poses (or is it her face) always look like she’s pointing to her right with her chin?

  48. Madison says:

    I don’t usually like blondes in yellow but that’s a pretty dress and she looks really good in it.

  49. OfficialBitch says:

    I agree with the first few posters in that this article just came across a bit too catty…:-( women against women and all that.
    I wish I was her height, erm, who wouldn’t??? Pick on things that make sense..Katface, etc etc. They deserve it. Thanks.

  50. Izzards Chick says:

    seems to me this Jennifer isnt above trolling the gossip sites the day after the Emmy’s for articles about her and her boyfriend and then replying to snarky commenters. At least TWO in this one comment section alone was SURELY written by her.

  51. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I like Jennifer she is a writer,actor, producer etc. I heard of her way before I heard of him. I think she looks elegant and her face has always been tight she is just an attractive women. I think people are just finding something to pick at.

  52. JaneWonderfalls says:

    I do not see the appeal about him though! He is unattractive. She can do better.

  53. Ally says:

    What I don’t like about her, is that when she had the clout to make movies made, she didn’t give him leading roles in them.

    Now that he got Hollywood attention on his own, she’s milking it for all it’s worth to get her vanity projects produced (even though her filmmaker career never took off on its own merits).

    However, it will be doubly heartbreaking when he hooks up with a real knockout.

    Dress is great, though. Great color, details, quality & I like the length.

  54. Camille says:

    Tragic.

    In the looks department- they are both nothing special IMO.

  55. wunderkindt says:

    His gal has so much botox in face that I thought it was Renee Zellwegger!

  56. John Wayne Lives says:

    well, i hate to spit in the face of love and happiness (lie) but the first time i saw pics of the Hamm’s lady, I thought “her? really?”
    wth is wrong wit her face? really. she’s f@cked with it for sure.
    And, I kinda think her insecurities that seem to have exploded due to his ginormous fame and all the women falling all over him, are gonna drive him away. But, I think the same thing would happen to me, so I kinda feel badly for her (not a lie)
    Having said that… this way JON!!

  57. Karen says:

    She looks like she had a chin lift and it got away from her. Too much of a good thing is bad.

  58. aummer says:

    @ #23, thanks for posting that link.

    Some entertainment show is interviewing Hamm, and she pretty much does half the interview for him, as if anyone knows or cares who she is. When she isn’t answering his questions, she pawing at him and clinging to him. She gives of a distinct whiff of desperation.

  59. Amanda says:

    I like them together. I think JW is a very talented actress in her own right (loved her in Kissing Jessica Stein) and now it’s JH’s turn to shine with Mad Men. I agree that she does look a little “overdone” and I’m not a huge fan of her dress, but she’s cute. Maybe all of the clingness is just insecurity. His career is definitely more on track right now and that’s going to continue. Hollywood is so hard on aging actresses. Also, how would you feel if your partner of over a decade suddenly had women all over him? I’d probably be a little clingy, too. I like these two because they seem grounded. I hope they stay that way. Team Hammstfeldt!

  60. Amanda says:

    @63 – I have to agree. I watched the clip from the 2009 Entertainment Weekly Emmy Party (I think they were both slightly tipsy) and I noticed how she kept touching him and answering questions for him. He didn’t seem to mind, but that could get old very quickly.

  61. april says:

    I think Jon is devastatingly handsome. Hopefully his midwest upbringing gave him some good values. He was a school teacher, and typically school teachers are pretty decent people.

  62. Joanna says:

    she’s pretty and looks good. A little cattiness on here. I don’t look that good, thank god I won’t be having my picture evaluated on here.

  63. Confuzzle says:

    Jennifer is wildly talented and lovely. Pity she has such a generic dude for a boyfriend. You’re whining about her voice? Really?

  64. JulieM says:

    Scarlet Pimpernel @ 23: I thank you too for the clip you posted. Holy shizz, are they hammered. She is absolutely nauseating to watch and listen to. Constantly pawing him, Oh look who I’m with. Gross. I don’t care how talented she is. Even her face from two years ago looks different from what she is sporting today.

  65. not a fan says:

    I like her. Her face has always looked tight, and her voice is a little strange… for the last decade at least. She wrote the Jessica Stein movie, and the new one at TIFF. And I loved her as the lead in Notes from the Underbelly. I think she’s a talented, sweet lady. Beyond that, aybe we can all act like decent people for a change instead of vultures that promote this Hollywood way of dissecting and finding fault with every minute aspect of a person, feature by feature.

  66. Amanda says:

    I like her. Normally, I wouldn’t, I would hate her out of pure envy. But I’ve liked her ever since I saw “Kissing Jessica Stein”, which I think she wrote or co-wrote and directed (or co-directed). I can’t help but like her and I like it that his gf isn’t some 20-something model or Hollywood party girl. She seems like a hard worker that has tried to make it on her own, but hasn’t had quite the same level of success he has- but she’s still workin’ at it.

  67. Nancy Kaye says:

    Look at her older, earlier photos. She has had extensive plastic surgery, to her detriment: cheek implants, mouth/jawline work, nose – and she looks misaligned. He will never stay with her.