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Jessica Simpson’s timeline on the night she hooked up with Mayer

Written by Celebitchy

Posted in Hookups, Jessica Simpson, John Mayer, Photos

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4 Responses to “Jessica Simpson’s timeline on the night she hooked up with Mayer”

  1. Angelika:
    October 4th, 2006 at 9:30 pm

    That sounds like a police report or something - 10:15 pm, Jessica Simpson scratches her nose. 10:17, Jessica Simpson realizes that she should dump both Krisel and Mayer because their names suck. 10:20 pm, Jessica Simpson realizes that she should stop singing forever and open up a dog hairdresser’s salon and hire Ken Paves as her mentor.

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  2. Celebitchy:
    October 4th, 2006 at 10:07 pm

    That’s funny Angelika! Let me know if you ever want to write for the blog.

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  3. krystal:
    October 5th, 2006 at 1:56 am

    yeah you should

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  4. Smartie:
    October 5th, 2006 at 9:14 pm

    Is Krisel a cousin of Vince Vaughns? He shares some similarities….

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