The sheer volume of Kim Kardashian stories is crazy. Kim’s drama took the cover of People Magazine, Us Weekly and Life & Style this week – Star Mag went with Bieber, and In Touch went with Demi Moore. I’ve already covered Kim’s “statement” on her blog – go here for today’s earlier coverage. Here are some convenient bullet points for the tabloid coverage:
From Life & Style: Kim told Jonathan Cheban, “I moved too fast — I really thought he was the one. It’s just not working. I feel sick to my stomach. But there’s nothing else I can do. It’s over.” That was just two days before she filed. *DUN DUN* Also, Kim was pissed that Kris never wanted to spend time with her, that he went out partying all the time, that he hired a publicist and that he used her name to book gigs. But! Kim worked non-stop since the wedding too.
Meanwhile, People Mag’s cover story is hilarious:
It’s all about whether or not the marriage was a total sham. Of course, People quotes heavily from people close to Kim who claim it wasn’t a hoax. A source says that Kim’s dream was to settle down and marry “Prince Charming” when she turned 30: “She’s a hopeless romantic and she felt like she got her fairy tale when she turned 30. A month into New York [after the wedding], she knew she had made the wrong decision. Throughout their whole engagement they were so excited for what was to come and their life together. But once they slowed down and settled into ‘real life,’ it became apparent that this wasn’t what they both thought it was. [She] is embarrassed about the entire thing. She got caught up in the fairy tale, but her heart wasn’t there in the end.”
Next up: Us Weekly! Their sources claim that Kim was getting cold feet about Kris before the wedding: “She knew it was wrong before they were even married. They were not seeing eye to eye and it felt wrong.” Even as she was coming closer to the wedding date, “she was calling friends, telling them she didn’t want to do it.” Blah blah blah.
*And here’s Kris Jenner on the Today Show, claiming that they didn’t profit from the wedding. WTF is she wearing?!?
She’s such a cracked-out pimp. Anyway, everyone is talking about the money stuff:
Jenner… debunked the rumor that E! bought the rights to the wedding for a reported $17.9 million. That’s just not the case, Jenner insisted. “One of the rumors is that we sold the television rights for millions of dollars — not true. We profited, she profited from the wedding? Absolutely false,” said Jenner.
When pressed about how much money Kardashian and Humphries made, Jenner clarified somewhat. “They made some money for the pictures that were sold and things like that, but at the end of the day, that money went towards the wedding and Kim had to pay a great deal of money (for the balance of the wedding). We don’t sell television rights.”
(Pressed even further, Jenner said that photo rights were sold for “Less than a million, more than half a million dollars.”)
So what about that much-talked about engagement ring? First, Jenner says it was not worth half the $2 million that’s been reported (though she wasn’t sure what the exact price was) and that who gets the ring and what’s done with it is something that’s between Kardashian and Humphries.
As for the wedding gifts, Jenner was elusive except to say, “I know that Kim plans on making very generous contributions to a really deserving charity when she gets home and trying to make that right because she feels really bad about that.”
Yeah, she’s lying her ass off. Why?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Written by Kaiser
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