It seems like Jennifer Aniston is determined to not only remake Justin Theroux into her idea of The Perfect Boyfriend, but she also wants him to be her Perfect Girlfriend. Justin has been knocking around Hollywood for some-odd 15 years – before he got with Jennifer, he was known as somewhat of a badass, the leather-clad hipster who lived in downtown NYC, had friends like Terry Richardson, and spent his time drinking in seedy bars. Once he got with Aniston, he signed with CAA, his per-movie asking price has gone up (allegedly), he shaved the scruffy beard for a more clean-cut look, he started wearing ties and fancier skinny jeans, and his new publicity team just bought him a spot on People Magazine’s Sexiest Men list. Oh, and now he spends his time wandering around, holding hands with Jennifer Aniston for the paparazzi, in between shopping for lingerie and getting spa treatments. The perfect boyfriend/girlfriend.
Jennifer Aniston and beau Justin Theroux don’t spare any expense during amorous trips to the Big Apple. For their most recent stay in NYC, the couple – who both own apartments downtown – decided to hole up at the luxe Four Seasons. There, they’ve been indulging in room service and the hotel’s spa.
“They came in for some treatments together,” says a source. “They were polite and Jennifer seemed especially excited.”
On November 10, Aniston took Theroux to Nello, an upscale Italian eatery.
“They got a table in the back and stayed about an hour,” says a witness. “A driver waited the entire time. Before they left, Justin grabbed her to hug her when she was getting up from her seat. They seem happy!”
[From Us Weekly, print edition]
What was it Tate Donovan said about Aniston? I can’t find the quote now, but it’s basically like she’s all about luxury and being high-maintenance. I’ve said it before – I imagine it’s exhausting being with her. All of that self-help stuff, on top of which she expects her dudes to be all things to her at all times. I wonder if Justin ever just gets to go get a drink with Terry Richardson and his dude friends? Or did he outgrow them in his “midlife crisis”-slash-sellout extravaganza?
Sidenote: Is Aniston trying to make Justin her girlfriend because she and Courteney Cox broke up?
Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson via Terry’s Diary.
Urh- What a non story.
I have seen Alex and Simon from ‘The Real Housewives of NY’ do spa treatments together,and they are a couple that does almost everything together (even ladies night) They say they don’t like doing things apart. Who knows, maybe Justin and Jen are like that too.
Do people want her single, making tabloids rich with fake triange hook ups, or do people want her happy with a man she clearly cares for and MOVING ON WITH LIFE.
Stop picking this couple apart.
I can’t believe I am actually slightly sad that JA and Courteney broke up. How do we know this, is it just the lack of appearances?
Other than that her publicist is doing a really good job in making her look dead inside by all these generic lingerie shopping, couples grooming stories straight out of romcoms.
Does everything she do have to be written about? Getting spa treatments is not a story.
My husband has booked us spa afternoons together for years. I don’t see why this would even be an issue. Unless your idea of the perfect man is the sort who worries that people will think he’s gay if he sets foot into a lingerie store or a spa.
BREAKING NEWS: jennifer aniston clips her own toenails!
*Nonchalant shrug*
Picture #2 – Theroux giving us another classic Smilin’ Bob grins (you know, Bob of the Enzyte male enhancement commercials.
“My husband has booked us spa afternoons together for years.”
TMI. LOL!
As for Anthrax, this guy is doing whatever he has to in order to keep this gravy train on track until he gets what he wants. It’s so blatant.
I will bet you anything that Jennifer has never set foot in his place.
I bet Justin doesn’t mind that she’s high maintenance because it’s not on his tab! As long as she’s paying, I’m sure he’s fine with it.
My husband loves getting massages and books me in along with him (I think my attempts at massage hurt him). They’re awesome!
Looks like these two are made for each other… is JT is happy with this sort of lifestyle, and it looks like he is, then he’s got himself a good thing.
the Sexiest Man inclusion really shines a light on the PR crap. If he was so hot why was he NEVER EVER EVER mentioned in any of the previous years issues. People has been known to include unknowns but that was a bit too much.
I don’t think the guy is ugly but really. One of many reasons I have stopped buying People. They jumped the shark a long time ago.
*** none story… and putting things like this out in the public is not going to make them an interesting couple that people are hot to read about or really care about.
When we got together my husband began shaving regularly, dressing like an adult, cut back on partying, etc. He told me he was ready to be a grown-up. Granted, we were 28, not 40, at the time. But a new relationship, a new phase of life, a new perspective…I can see it.
wait – courtney and jen broke up? anyone have a backstory on this?
@erm: Sure he’s happy with it, as long as he doesn’t have to pay for it.
Kaiser, I totally agree with you. And keep reporting these types of stories – while some on this page think it is nonnews, a psychiatrist (and detective) would state the smallest details scream out telling information about JA and JT. I also would like to add Justin’s actions – always hanging with Jen-reminds me of a controller.
How “high maintenance” could Jennifer possibly be? On the contrary she seems to have bent over backwards to accomodate his every need.
It does seem a little out of character for the founding member of the notorious Die Fast biker gang to be shopping for lingerie and getting spa treatments.
Too bad about Courteney & Jenn!
Couples rub off on each other. It’s better than many women I know whose husbands spend no time doing things with their wives save children’s activities. A husband as a best friend who likes to spend time with his wife is great.
Who says Courtney and Jen are on the outs? Star Magazine or its like? LOL
P.S. I find it so strange they have photos taken of themselves and released for no reason. That just shows me he’s not too proud to blatantly capitalize on her fame.
Yeah that is kinda weird regarding the photos of Jen & Justin. I don’t remember Jen doing this with her previous beaus.
Who knew there was a really cute guy hiding under that disgusting beard and slicked back hair?
@Cheyenne: I agree, not paying would make him even happier! She doesn’t seem to mind. Maybe it’s a slightly parasitic relationship, but it really seems to suit them both.
What’s with the cheesy black and white photos?
I think it’s great that she found someone who wants to live the same life as she does and is secure enough to handle her fame.
the ring he’s wearing in that top photo is really douchey. that is all.
what happened with Courtney and Jen?
lovely happy photoes! Btw, what’s wrong with the writer? Why she/he finds faults about everything these 2 do? What is the trauma that writer has experienced?
Courtney and Jen are still BFF’s just busy with different schedules and what is wrong with a guy wanting to spend time with his girl for crying out loud? Most women would kill for that. I think it’s cute that they want to spend as much of their free time together as possible. Who knows how long they will have to be separated for movies and other projects.
At least he looks like he bathes now. He’s still uber creepy though
Well you have to say one thing about him, the man ain’t stupid. I’m sure his life has improved tenfold being with her.
Man-doll.
I think they are adorable together. Most women would kill for togetherness like that. I don’t get a douche vibe from him at all. I think he is very handsome. He was really good in American Psycho & Mulholland Drive. I think they are a great match.
This is yet another non-story.
I don’t see a single thing that could possibly be wrong with a couple getting spa treatments together. Every spa I’ve ever been to offered couples treatments.
Maybe I’m high maintenance but I don’t see a damn thing wrong with enjoying a spa visit with my man. Or shopping for lingerie with him. It isn’t exhausting, it’s fun. How lame do you have to be where you can’t enjoy good things? Especially if you have the money?
You very rarely seen Courtney Cox spending any time with Aniston any more whereas they used to be inseparable. They may have simply grown apart. OTOH, I am wondering if Aniston’s friendship with Chelsea Handler had anything to do with it. I wouldn’t blame Cox for steering clear of Aniston as long as she is friends with Handler. People do judge you by the company you keep, and Handler is very bad company.
i love how it says Aniston took Theroux to the restaurant code for she paid lol
No I wouldn’t kill for togetherness like that. I like that my husband has his own personality and interests. I do not want to get his and her facials. I think it’s sad if you have change the man you so called fell in love with.
It’s not like they have been together for years and he changed over time. Nope. Boyfriend dumped his ‘edgy’ persona so fast it’s staggering. That’s the story. Supercool hipster rebels do not stay at the Four Seasons. They don’t shop at Barneys
and they don’t go to spas. What does that say about him? He’s a big giant fake with no shame.
And the attempt to make him hot so he can seem worthy of her is just blatant and embarrassing. Does he have no pride? Or is he just so ambitious he’s willing to do anything for fame and
money?
In a world full of men, she homewrecked for this? Heidi is probably glad to be rid of him.
Tate Donovan: “She likes top-notch hotels and luxury, and I like bed and breakfasts and riding my bike. That’s the most shallow version of it, but it’s indicative of our personalities.”
She can afford having a life of luxury so if she wants to indulge and pamper herself and her boyfriend then lucky for her.
Wow@Norah.
Seems every guy she dates has a thinly veiled negative thing to say about her.
Cerulean: Does he have no pride? Or is he just so ambitious he’s willing to do anything for fame and money?
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I think you just answered your own question.
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Heine: How lame do you have to be where you can’t enjoy good things? Especially if you have the money?
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Or if you don’t have the money, it helps to shack up with a woman who’s willing to pay for all your pleasures.
I have to go Team Jen on this one there is nothing wrong with getting couples massages. Although it goes to show that Justin is a poseur because massages aren’t Punk Rock.
I do think it’s funny that she had Huvane send out a press release on her spa visit.
This is a non-story. My husband is in a metal band for gods sake, and he loves getting (clear) pedis and massages with me. He doesn’t TELL anyone about it, but he still loves it…
I’m having a real fetish for the facial hair now. Justin looks good with a beard (but Ryan Reynolds is *yowza* with a beard).
Can someone explain to me the friend split between Jen and Courteney? Why are they on the outs?
She and her people have to get this guy to turn things up to another level.
His way was a sure no go. So, lets clean him up, fix his hair or lack of it, suit him up and present him to people magazine as a new SMA contestant and watch her fans swallow it up. That of course is until it ends then he better watch out and that is a real possibilty.
That is easier than having to constantly try and explain exactly who he is. If he can look nice enough it won’t matter that he is not known. He is a warm bodied man and she of all women deserves to be happy according to the mantra. Too funny.
Wow; I am beyond grossed out that he was considered as Sexiest Man Alive? There are men I work with and in my neighborhood who are way better looking than him; but mostly I don’t see him having his own personality. I wish she’d pick maybe a man a little bit older than her for a change, with a little bit of class, and with his own money. But I guess that’s on her; it’s her choice of men, why her relationships don’t work out.
This kinda reminds me of Larry Fortensky (anybody else but me old enough to remember him?). Elizabeth Taylor had him shave the mustache, bleach his hair, get facials. It was ridiculous. That’s the vibe I get from Jenifer and Justin.
#36 Cerulean: “Supercool hipster rebels do not stay at the Four Seasons. They don’t shop at Barneys
and they don’t go to spas”
I don’t like it when any celebrity is boxed in to their “image” so much that they can’t do something different. Actually, this goes for non-celebrities too. I dislike people buying into labels so much like “hipster”, “rebel”, or any other tagline. It seems like so much high school grade garbage that you couldn’t go to the spa (hipster) 4th of July popcorn flick (intellectual) because it doesn’t fit in with your “persona”. Those sort of people should get over themselves and enjoy their lives w/o kowtowing to someone else’s (or their) label for themselves. Just my opinion.
BTW, I find it no big deal that a couple lingerie shops or goes to a spa together. I’ve lingerie shopped with my hubby and, given opportunity, will go do the spa thing too. We enjoy each other.
Cheyenne: Again, this is 2011. I know you’re a grandma so it’s understandable that you’d have issues with independent women who don’t look to their man to support them. But get with the program.
He has his own money. He isn’t some hobo she picked up off the street and cleaned up.
Give it a rest.
EDIT: Great comment that should be posted on every Aniston/Theroux thread
NM9005: ‘Oh and indeed, who cares who pays? We’re living in a patriarchal society anyways so more power to a woman if she can buy her own stuff without having to rely on a man. I’m sure Theroux has money but I wouldn’t like it if my boyfriend pays everything for me just because he has money or more money than me. Too many women rely on that old “men support women” idea. Hello, 2011 knocked on your door, time to ditch the kitchen and have fun without the validation and financial support of a man. Thank you…she’s…powerful because the relationship gives her sexual and emotional pleasure without the commitments, compromise, money issues and rules women have to bend themselves under in a relationship.’
Yeah, the image of that dude sitting beside Jen, soaking his feet in a warm bath, and sipping herbal tea whilst having his nails filed is a little incongruous.
Anyone else remember when she and Brad were together and they got the same highlights (maybe even for their wedding)? Too funny.
@boobytrap 13
“wait – courtney and jen broke up? anyone have a backstory on this?”
The rift between Jennifer and Courteney stems from Aniston’s public censure of Cox flaunting here love life in front of estranged husband David Arquette.
Subsequently Aniston became incensed at Cox’s assertion that Justin Theroux is a gold-digger that is primarily interested in Jennifer’s money, fame and Hollywood connections.
The friends haven’t been seen together in months.
Oh gosh here I am going to side with Jen again. I honestly don’t think there is some Aniston-Cox feud. Maybe a cooling but they have been spotted together. I believe there was talk on this board of Cox seen visiting NYC over the summer. I bet Cox just doesn’t want to be photographed on outings with Therouex because if/when they split she doesn’t want to be dragged into the drama.
Stories like these about them make me think of them as an American version of Elizabeth Hurley & Shane Warne. I think both ladies are turning their men into their girlfriends or Ken dolls.
He might be a hipster but he also is a
good screenwriter, a college gradute
and good looking. If they enjoy going
to a spa so what. My husband goes with
me and he also has gone shopping with
me. What’s the big deal? I don’t
think Courtney and her are on the outs.
She was at a party at Jen’s house when
she sold it and that hasn’t been long
ago.
@Kara Ann, I guess you aren’t familiar with his past interviews and assertions then. HE is the one who went on and on about being anti-establishment. I always find it convenient that when someone doesn’t like the adjectives prescribed to them or someone they like then it’s all about how they hate labels. But it’s human nature to categorize people. This is why PR exists. To make sure the labels are the ones THEY want people to use. They manipulate the labels for a positive outcome.
No one is making a dissertation about individuality and the human condition. It’s gossip and it’s the poser image he put out there. It’s the way he wanted to be categorized.
Also, the high school comment? Really? So on a gossip blog where we snark at celebs we are supposed to behave like self actualized philosophers? Get real. It’s not a referendum on
life. It’s just entertainment.
Touchy fans she has…until he dumps her. Just wait for all those ‘labels’ to come lashing out.
First of all, how long ago was JA with Tate Donovan? I wouldn’t put any stock in what an old boyfriend of mine said about me a million years ago. I’d hardly consider his assessment of her relevant.
That being said she does seem to enjoy the good life, as does most of Hollywood. Why not if you can afford it? And who knows maybe under his biker/hipster exterior JT was always a self-pampering metrosexual.
In any case, I wonder if Brad Pitt wouldn’t mind chillin’ with a spa treatment or two as a respite from his incessant globetrotting, he’s looking a little rough these days.
I think Courteney is keeping her own life on the down low, and hiding out with her “secret” boyfriend. Now that David is being more vocal about the end of their marriage, maybe she’ll finally feel comfortable stepping out with her beau. Just in time for C’town Jan. return, perhaps?
I do get the metrosexual vibe from Theroux. Not in a bad way, but I doubt he’s alien to the occasional massage or facial (pre-Aniston).
The money discussion that keeps coming up is foolish. He’s wealthy in his own right, both from his own professional success and family money. He owns million-dollar NYC real estate, ships his motorcyle to Europe to ride, owns fancy wheels, etc.–all independent of his current girlfriend. It’s not like he’s one of J-Lo’s backup dancers or Madonna’s boytoys. Why don’t you take this sexist discussion over to one of those threads? Oh right, you don’t hate those ladies.
I thought Courtney and Jennifer fell out over that guy who called Jen his sport fu*k………
YAWN!
Kaiser- I <3 you :D.
Cerulean: Hi! 😀 And you nailed it again @36#, really great comment, I agree with you.
If a ex husband/partner shits on a woman people generally don’t like we can use that as a reference to her current personaliy but if it’s about a woman we do like he’s a douche. Uhu, whatever works for people I guess…
I don’t know if it’s posted yet but:
[on his former love, Jennifer Aniston) “She likes top-notch hotels and luxury, and I like bed and breakfasts and riding my bike. That`s the most shallow version of it, but it`s indicative of our personalities.”
Google est ton ami!
But he still dated her for 2 years no? So basically he realised they weren’t a match but that doesn’t mean he didn’t love her for who she was, he just couldn’t live like that his entire life (I guess). People can be completely mismatched but still be able to love each other. How many people match but fight every day? Defining a relationship is difficult. And that quote isn’t that bad. She likes luxury, what a disgrace?! It’s not like she loves to kill puppies =D.
Personal:
I have a friend who makes a lot of money and worked her way up to the top (management assistant) within two years. She likes luxury and men with power and money because she knows most men can’t deal with a powerful woman who makes more money than him. Plus she’s sexually agressive. Is she a bad person? No, so I don’t know why people think being luxurious is a bad trait. If you worked for it and you enjoy it why not show it or being comfortable with it? Sorry that Aniston is not mousy, grey, silent and apologetic?
And going to the spa: I know couples who do that often to bone there, you know change the scenery to spice things up =). I’m too OCD on hygiene for that…=D
Btw, that friendship with Terry R. is fucked up, that dude is absolutely disgusting!
@Heine: wow, I’m flattered you quoted me =).
Ditto what Heine said @3:08, and ditto NM9005’s quote in the same post.
@ Heine: I have no problem with independent woman. I don’t need a man to support me. But I’m damned if I’m going to let a man mooch off me. Maybe she likes it, though. From all accounts she is insecure and controlling so maybe she figures as long as she controls the purse strings, she calls the shots.
yawn. this is not a story.
they look happy. good to know happiness is possible for single 40 somethings. if america’s most bashed female celebrity can find love – there is hope for me!!
why is it so trendy to bash aniston? probably because she seems nice and gentle somewhat normal and plain. ha. not cutting edge enough to be considered ‘cool’. i can relate.
GEE I wonder who pays for this lifestyle? Yes he has money but not living at Four Seasons kind of money like she has.
@Cheyenne: You’re assuming he’s “mooching”. Right down to lunch, a few hours at a spa etc? You have no idea who is paying what, you simply want to be able to say that Jen can only get losers or no man at all. Because asking “who’s paying?” for Jen’s lingerie, how exactly is that “mooching”? You don’t think the guy can afford a few hundred dollars for a half day at the spa? Of course he can. One doesn’t have to be worth $100 million+ in order to afford the spa, get real!
@Kim: $ 460 for a 90 minute couples massage at the Four Seasons Beverly Hills. Plus they have a promotion on right now where you can get 90 minutes for the price of 60, so $330. And nne of you think JT can afford that? Really?
I personally don’t think it’s a problem if Jen is paying. If she was only allowed to date guys who are richer than her, then pretty much all of her options would be lame old guys. I think that it’s silly and outdated to have a problem with that.
Also: anything that kills the Uncool Unholy Triangle is fine by me.
Google est ton ami, I searched his net worth and it’s interesting:
http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/actors/justin-theroux-net-worth/
That writer doesn’t like Aniston either, how ironic…
http://www.therichest.org/celebnetworth/celeb/actors/justin-theroux-net-worth/
So he’s doing ok. I found stuff that I never expected from him (Lynch found him suitable enough to work twice with him) and he really flew below the radar, working hard (check his filmography), acted in a lot of plays (the hardest/scariest thing for an actor and he took that leap several times). He really made quite diverse bold choices (more than Aniston so it’s not like he’s a rookie and her butt boy, the guy has been around in the showbusiness)
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/contributor/1800279742/bio
Really surprising…
I think Aniston can learn a thing or two from him! It’s not because he’s less famous than her and has less money that he is meaningless as a man and actor (although they like to portray him that way). He seems very independent and intelligent so to reduce him to a “gigolo” is unfair and just trying to look for a loophole to ridicule him just because Aniston is dating him. If you look at his resumé sans the Aniston connection, I gotta admit…I likey =).
Side note: still a cheater though, something fishy was going on and that’s a damn shame. It ruins his personality. You can’t build with men/women like that, I wish Aniston would choose men who don’t have such a high douchefactor. It was rumored he cheated a lot on Bivens so who knows what will happen with this relationship. I just hope it’s not going to end in dramarama because he cheated or some’ like that.
EDIT: @Emily: Co-sign on the outdated ideas of people.
Two things: Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free (she jumps into bed instantly if someone looks at her) – and about Courtney – more about Coco, her daughter. I thought Jennifer was Coco’s godmother. Why haven’t her PR people gotten pics of her doing stuff with Coco? Just sayin…I’m a godmother and of course I go to all of my godson’s “things”….bdays, etc….she doesn’t seem to either be welcome, or doesn’t want to be involved.
Please….If she is happy thank God. Do you ever notice that Brad Pitt speaks against her when she has ” found love”
Wow…he needs to give up!!!
@ #70: Why drag her ex-husband into this? He gave up on her seven years ago when he decided he wanted out of his marriage. He’s never looked back.
I’ve noticed that Brad is trying to look very hipster lately a la Justin with all the black on lol…and it DOES seem like he always starts shading Jen when she’s out with somebody new.
Sometimes you meet somebody and they introduce you to things you haven’t done before and you actually like them. Not really that shocking.
And Tate Donovan? If he’s bitter it’s only cause he’s had no career post Jennifer. Guest shots on Glee and Gossip Girl. Good grief.
Oh god forbid, a couple new in their relationship getting to know each other’s lifetyles! Did no one step out of their normal habits to get to know their new partners?
Justin can’t afford a spa day at the Four Seasons? This is a guy who has been working forever. He’s no KFed. Who cares who pays. I used to pay for my husband all the time as I made 3 times his salary when we first met. Now I stay home with the 3 kids while he works hard at his job.
Sounds like a few people here spend way too much time sitting at their desks judging others. You guys are the ones in need of a spa day!
@MLN76, #51 … “Maybe a cooling but they have been spotted together. I believe there was talk on this board of Cox seen visiting NYC over the summer. I bet Cox just doesn’t want to be photographed on outings with Therouex because if/when they split she doesn’t want to be dragged into the drama.”
One poster said that Courtney and Coco visited Jen in NYC over the summer, but when I checked for photos of the trip, I didn’t find any. I’m assuming that’s how the poster ‘knew’ of the visit, but in hindsight, it could have been someone just throwing a smoke screen over the situation.
@Sandy, #53 … “I don’t
think Courtney and her are on the outs.
She was at a party at Jen’s house when
she sold it and that hasn’t been long
ago.”
That was back in mid-May, wasn’t it?
@Esmom, #55 … “In any case, I wonder if Brad Pitt wouldn’t mind chillin’ with a spa treatment or two as a respite from his incessant globetrotting, he’s looking a little rough these days.”
If Brad wanted that lifestyle he would have stayed with Jen.
Krabapple, you made me laugh with that comment! It sounds so like Agatha Christie’s Miss Marple.I remember Fortensky and what did he do………….?
“I’ve noticed that Brad is trying to look very hipster lately a la Justin with all the black on lol…and it DOES seem like he always starts shading Jen when she’s out with somebody new.”
ROTFLMAO! Now THIS is the funniest and most delusional thing I have read in eons. Brad is the orginal hipster [see Fight Club].
The rest of this silly post is just sad cause I can’t fathom where this type of wishful fantasy is coming from.
@MN9005, #60 … “I have a friend who makes a lot of money and worked her way up to the top (management assistant) within two years. She likes luxury and men with power and money because she knows most men can’t deal with a powerful woman who makes more money than him. Plus she’s sexually agressive. Is she a bad person? No, so I don’t know why people think being luxurious is a bad trait. If you worked for it and you enjoy it why not show it or being comfortable with it? Sorry that Aniston is not mousy, grey, silent and apologetic?”
I think the majority of the comments made in the thread (at least, thus far) have been about Justin Theroux. Why are you guys so defensive about Jen Aniston, even when she’s not the one singled out?
I mean, no one has said word one about how Jen is goofing on Angie in very top photo, have they?
@Buster, #63 … “good to know happiness is possible for single 40 somethings. if america’s most bashed female celebrity can find love – there is hope for me!!
why is it so trendy to bash aniston?”
When has a ‘bashed’ woman ever been coined ‘America’s Sweetheart?’
When Tate Donovan got divorced a few years ago and someone mentioned Jen was also single his comment was something to the fact that he wasn’t interested because he is a bed and breakfast guy and she’s a full service, high end hotel lady.
@Charlottean, #72 … “I’ve noticed that Brad is trying to look very hipster lately a la Justin with all the black on lol…and it DOES seem like he always starts shading Jen when she’s out with somebody new.”
We could go back through the Celebitchy archive–way past the length of time Justin has been with Jen–and find many, Many complaints about Brad and Angie wearing so much black. Nice try, though.
@Katherine: These Jenhens are unbelievable. They’re going to keep on kicking that dead horse until the corpse decomposes.
@Charlottean: It’s time you faced a few basic facts:
Brad does not want Jen back.
He does not miss the time he spent with her.
He has no regrets about dumping her for a woman he loves.
He does not care where she goes, what she does or who she dates.
In other words, she does not exist for him any more.
Deal with it.
Cheyenne #81** I knew I’d end up having to call Peta…
@Emma:
The reason people are sticking up for Jen is that she is being accused of being not smart enough to see she is supposadly being used by a Kfed/Larry Fortensky type, where that is not the case here as many have shown, Justin has his own money and is doing ok for himself.
Yet people come here stating as 100% fact that Jen pays for everything.
Unless they live with Justjen,they need to state this as THEIR PERSONAL OPINION or not mention it at all.
They both have money and are both happy in this relationship, where is the fire?
“I mean, no one has said word one about how Jen is goofing on Angie in very top photo, have they?”
No, because most people pull faces like that when a photo is taken. Check Facebook, myspace, family albums, holiday pictures. It’s called: having fun! And what, is Angelina the Original Goofface” now? Can’t Aniston pull a face anymore without you linking it to Jolie? Shees louis…
Oh and I made one comment mostly about Donovan, the spa thing…and a whole comment on Theroux but of course you and your selective reading pulled out the personal story (a warning in advance, you didn’t need to read that if you weren’t intrested in my personal life) that NOT only defends Aniston but powerful/wealthy women in general who have a hard time finding their equals. But of course you had to make it as if I was fiercely defending Aniston because y’know that automically makes me a Jenhen (even though I saw only two film of her, on DVD no less and hated Friends). But yeah, I’m the one making it all about Aniston right…There will always be a reason why you want to stick it to Aniston for having a man that makes less than her. I’m just saying that that’s a problem for a lot of women.
Oh and isn’t this a Aniston thread anyway so I am entitled to write whatever I want about Aniston since this IS the subject. Ridiculous.
If he cheats on her in this relationship, she will just show him the door. Just as she did with Brad.
Cheyenne – yeah give us all a rest from the monologue – the money issue, the Chelsea Handler issue and the Brad issue. It’s gotten real boring.
You must have calluses on the same fingers you use to type the same words!
Anyhoo, who wouldn’t be high maintainence if they could afford to be.
And who would expect your not-loaded partner to cough up the same as one who is loaded (with money that is).
If your with a multi-millionaire who wont spread it around a little then I’m off – says more about them than you. (of course hypothetically speaking – no such luck in real life!)
And hardcore brad went to the salon with hardcore angie and had his hair colored the same color as her with similar highlight usweekly has the pic. Plus x17 have pics of manly Brad leaving the same spa that Jen goes to.
Tpass: I know! All this mocking of Justin for his spa visits, when Brad “Matching Highlights” Pitt has probably logged more spa hours than most female celebrities combined.
@Cheyenne: You talk about these people like they’re your close, personal friends. It’s creepy.
Tired of them already! Who cares about a freakin’ spa treatment?
@Cheyenne it was written back at some gossip site that Courteney and Jennifer had a falling out because of a dude. His name escapes me but he was the hottest guy that Jen ever dated and he was their co-star in Dirt. Jennifer had him first and after it got old and he dumped her, a while later he began seeing Courteney. She probs didn’t think much of it because they’ve definitely shared ex’s before. Only this time it happened when Jeniston was growing vulnerable and had begun her still continuing pr-bombardment and this was the best looking dude she’s ever had. And we know she’s all about looks and not much underneath the surface, let alone she really wanted him, according to a really disgusting blind item where she was reported to have removed a tampon for him ewwww. And still he dumped her probs ’cause she is too clingy
idt justin is being mocked for going to a spa. he is being mocked since he used to be a ratty hipster douche and all of a sudden he becomes mr. luxurious well-groomed rich guy. and besides i’m sure brad pitt can afford his own luxury spas and hotel stays. and brange are not on some 3 months old pr-relationship so i don’t see why they shouldn’t be going to the same spa. it’s just that jeniston went shopping for a guy to boost her desirable-hollywood female image, and she had no qualms in taking the offer to somebody who was in a steady relationship of 14 years no less. and he shook that off like it was nothing because of his midlife crisis and hunger for more exposure. and then she has her p.r. push these stories into the media making them look like a bunch f 13-year-olds who just fell in love–i mean even pushing this spa story as news, i mean really?
#54 Cerulean:
Whoa! Didn’t mean to hit a button with you. I think you’re taking this way more seriously than I am.
I actually thought your comment about where “hipsters” don’t go was said tongue-in-cheek. I thought it was ironically funny. I was agreeing,or thought I was, with the absurdity of people buying into that kind of behavior.
I was saying how I feel about self-important pricks (of any tagline) not doing something because of said tagline. “Those sort of people should get over themselves and enjoy their lives w/o kowtowing to someone else’s (OR THEIR OWN) label for themselves. Just my opinion.”
You said:
No one is making a dissertation about individuality and the human condition.
I say: Yes, and that includes me! I was typing out a few quick thoughts about how funny self-important pricks look when they “can’t” do something becomes of their images. That’s about celebrity/gossip. AND IT’S SNARKY!
And I never suggested any of use should behave like “self actualized philosphers”. You giving me too much credit…or maybe too little? I love the snark! Nothing makes me happier then a good dose of sarcasm and snark with a healthy dose of witty thrown in.
It is just entertainment. And I am very entertained. Hope you are too!
Aaargh, the demon eats my posts and then the demon posts my posts and leaves me hanging with nothing else to say…
“When has a ‘bashed’ woman ever been coined ‘America’s Sweetheart?’”
ITA, Emma. I can’t believe buster thinks ms apple pie is the ‘most bashed’. MOST LOVED, is more like it. Most excused, most apologised for, most fawned over. They even do the pro forma ‘she seems gentle and nice’. Blerch. They perpetuate this myth by repeating it. As if that will make it true by sheer volume of repetition. When if you examine her actions, they prove she is anything but gentle, nice, sweetness and light. Angelina is the one who is the world’s most bashed. Aniston is the world’s leader of her own Anistonetown cult.
Have read on one blog that Justin pays for daily expenses and Jen for big ones.