J-Woww and her implants cover Maxim: Is she better than this?

Jenni “J-Woww” Farley and her fake rack cover the January issue of Maxim. Remember though, J-Woww still insists that she hasn’t had any plastic surgery on her face, and I mostly believe her, but she’s probably had some fillers and doesn’t really consider that to be surgery. As a laddie magazine, Maxim took their usual cheesecake route with the photoshoot but also made a vain attempt at an interview. J-Woww describes the isolation that she and the “Jersey Shore” cast felt in Italy and also describes herself as a bitch, which is funny because she’s really not:

On Her First Maxim Cover: “I cried when I found out. I was jumping up and down and totally bugging out. This is probably my highest accomplishment. This is the most fun I’ve ever had on a shoot, because it was ‘Jersey Shore’ meets sexy Maxim. That’s what I loved about it.”

On Season 4 Isolation In Italia: “It was insane. As everyone got to see, it was very dramatic. I’m glad we’re going back to the Shore now, because Italy was hard. We definitely had to rely on each other, which made our relationships stronger, but also made us more sick of each other. Temperatures were running high. People were fighting. Heads were hitting walls. Even rewatching it is pretty intense! It’s very emotional, and I was there and lived it. But we’re fine now, and that’s the best thing about us. We watch it together and laugh at what we went through.”

On Tanning In Italy: “It was whack! There was no tanning situation. I opened JWoww’s Tanning Salon and was spraying everyone myself just to get by. When we got back to Jersey, we kind of OD’d on the tanning. We all burned our asses off pretty bad.”

On Season 5 Drama: “A lot of the drama that came from Italy has to get finished. So you’ll see that. We’re back at the T-shirt store and living in the same house. We appreciate it more because Italy was so different. We jumped in headfirst.”

On The Post-Season 2 J-Woww: “I was in a bad relationship during the first two seasons, so I took that out on people I shouldn’t have. I was definitely more of a bitch.”

[From Maxim]

As expected, there’s not much substance in the interview because the primary goal was to get J-Woww in some provocative poses in a Seaside, carnival-like atmosphere. I keep thinking that the girl is better than this, but maybe I’m wrong. After all, J-Woww arrived at “Jersey Shore” with her implants in full force, and she fully embraces the party vibe even while falling into chaperone “mom” mode for her fellow castmates:

Still, J-Woww is correct about Season 4 taking the cast out of their usual element. Maybe it really was a lack of tanning that sent them into a tailspin and caused major loss of mojo. Luckily, the “Jersey Shore” Season 5 trailer has premiered and promises a return to the craziness for which the show is known and includes Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino gleefully announcing, “This is Hurricane Situation, and it’s headed straight for Snooki Island.” Oh, and Snooki pees on a porch. Good times:

[From Popwatch]

Season 5 will be the last drunken hurrah before MTV recasts the show with cheaper drunk tarts, so thank goodness they moved the cast back to Seaside Heights. Truly, Season 4 was a very dull affair except for the episode where The Situation smashed his head into a concrete (because he thought it would be hollow and make him look badass) and the “Three Men and a Snooki” episode with all of the Snooki and Gianni fallout. At first, I was somewhat bummed to learn that Season 5 includes Vinny fleeing the house, but I’m okay with that now. He can totally go off and be alone with his rapey rap lyrics.

Season 5 of “Jersey Shore” will premiere in January 2012.

Photos courtesy of Maxim, Fame, and WENN

 

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  1. Ari says:

    Her face looks jacked! Some other site said she looked like a muppet and I couldn’t stop laughing.

  2. jc126 says:

    No, she is not better than this. None of them are.

  3. Jackson says:

    Is she better than this? Uh, no. She’s some twit on an inane ‘reality’ show. She should be glad someone wants her on their cover.

  4. Jules says:

    The cover shot is awful. She definitely jacked her face up with something, and it isn’t good.

  5. Stubbylove says:

    Um, that would be a no. And there’s no way those tits are real. Hate to break it to you J-WOWW but real boobs don’t ride up close to your shoulders – what a hooker.

  6. Sillyone says:

    I want to shove that sucker down her throat..Sad reality is she would be able to handle it in one swallow..Just saying

  7. BigHair&Pearls says:

    So, have we just given up on education? Is that it?

  8. Scarlet Vixen says:

    Her boobs are SQUARE. And trying to escape each other by crawling up on her shoulders. Who the heck thinks that’s sexy???

  9. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    She’s also had a tummy tuck. If you google J-WOW tummy tuck there are picks of her in a bikini where you can see the scars. Also, her belly button looks like its been relocated. After some of the weird belly button comments she got in regards to her last cover shoot, I think she decided to cover up this time (so the tummy tuck wouldn’t get brought up again).

  10. Delta Juliet says:

    What an unattractive bunch of people. I’m happy to say I have never watched an episode of this crap.

  11. ama says:

    Anyone who watches this sh-t should be shot.

    Out of a cannon.

    Into the sun.

  12. Hip-ster says:

    Do men actually find her attractive?

  13. MissVJJ says:

    Yay.. I cant wait!! The one thing Ill turn the tv on for every Thursday night. The rest of the time, I dont even bother.

  14. ella says:

    Ugh I hate all these reality morons that believe they have talent who in the world wants to watch this

  15. Brenda says:

    Her face is jacked!!!! She looks like Danielle from RHoNJ!!!!

  16. GirlyGirl says:

    “J-Woww and her implants cover Maxim: Is she better than this?”

    No.

  17. GiGi says:

    That is the most budget set of photos I’ve ever seen!

  18. novaraen says:

    Why does anyone still call her J-Woww??…there is nothing “wow” about her. She and the rest of her ilk are a bunch of disease ridden, gross and nasty famewhores.

  19. ShanKat says:

    She’s a pretty girl, but the cover is terrible. The other Maxim shots are much better.

    Europeans now associate this with Americans. So f you, MTV. Thanks a lot.

  20. JPX says:

    “Is she better than this?” Uh, no, worse actually. When Jersey Show (eventually) ends JWOWW will end up in the porn industry. It is not realistic to believe that this uneducated dolt, whose looks reflect “hard livin’” will be able to sustain a career beyond Walmart greeter.

  21. Happy21 says:

    She looks awful! Her face is not pretty in the slightest. You’d think they could have done something to make her face match her fake ass body?!

    I don’t watch this crap and am pretty sure that doing so might actually kill my brain cells…

  22. Blue says:

    No she isn’t better than this. What else does she have going for her? She said this was her highest accomplishment, so that says a lot. Also wtf did she do to her face. It never looked like that, since the end of season 2 going into 3 she has been looking stranger and stranger

  23. victoria says:

    OMFUG does she have ANY other expression except that uptight face??!!!! UGH.. she looks like she’s be uptight in bed too! WORD

  24. Nikki Girl says:

    Good God, what the F is up with her face on the cover? She looks like she’s having a seizure!

  25. Jover says:

    Preach on jpx and ama – funny thing when maxim first came out it actually had decent looking ladies – hey, trivia but the Italian maxim once had mexican top model daniela corsio in an ed. All these mags have really gone budget downhill – I’m stunned that this is the “best” maxim can do. I’ve seen better looking chicks operating the rides at the local county fair.

  26. Lisa says:

    Lookin’ a little jaundiced there, J-Woww.

  27. Dhavy says:

    Thank God I don’t watch this or the Kardashians (same sh*t different network)

    I have to say though, I like the shoes from the pony ride

  28. BerMan says:

    The pictures looks tacky and amateurish even for Maxim Trash Mag. The show needs to be euthanized and the shore sterlized. – Std’s and a snow cone anyone!

  29. Dani says:

    She used to be pretty. Closeups are not working for her.

  30. Isa says:

    In some pictures she reminds me of a trashy, pron star version of Catherine Zeta Jones.

  31. Moonbeamz says:

    um.. ok. she’s kind of pretty but she just doesn’t have the wow-factor — probably why she needs to call herself j-woww – to make up for the lack of actual “wow”

  32. Chi says:

    With all the Photoshop and the way her face is tilted on the cover she kind of looks like Rachel Ray.

  33. Keis says:

    Am I the only one loling at “temperatures were running high?” Yes? Okthxbye.