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Jennifer Aniston’s womb takes the cover of this week’s Star Magazine. Apparently, she’s totes preggo with twins. OMG! I mean, the Womb Watch on Aniston will never stop, ever. Even if she actually does get pregnant at some point and gives birth to the most perfect America’s Sweetheart Baby, there would still be Womb Watch. I’ve thought in the past that Aniston likes for us to discuss the state of her gut, but I think even she gets tired of it sometimes, especially after she and publicist went to all of that trouble to get her named “the hottest woman of all time.” Would the hottest woman of all time ever let Justin Theroux impregnate her with receding-hairline twins?
Jennifer Aniston has only been dating boyfriend Justin Theroux less than a year, but she can’t wait to have kids with him! And now she’s finally pregnant, according to a new report in Star magazine.
“She’s been taking fertility drugs, which can lead to multiples,” a friend close to Jen revealed to Star. “Jen thinks she’s having twins.”
Friends say that the couple have been planning on babies for months now. “Jen was sure early on that Justin was The One, so they’ve been trying for a baby for a while,” a source said. “Jen felt that there was no reason to wait.”
But the 42-year-old actress and 40-year-old actor weren’t having luck at first, so Jen turned to fertility drugs.
“Jen definitely looks pregnant,” a neighbor told Star. “My kitchen window overlooks a bedroom in Jen’s house, and I see her changing clothes from time to time. She seems to have a baby bump — it’s more than just a bloated belly.”
Friends say there’s more signs than just a possibly baby bump: “She’s usually the first to pop open a bottle of wine or suggest sunset margaritas, but she claims she’s cutting back,” a friend said.
The nosy neighbor has also seen other signs, too: “She’s had lots of friends visiting, bringing her things. And when they’re there, she doesn’t lift a finger. She’s always hanging out on the couch and eating Haagen-Dazs.”
Jen’s friends also say she’s been testing out her mothering skills with her celeb mommy friends’ kids. Sheryl Crow “has invited Jen to spend time with her boys so she can get a feel for what it’s like to be around kids,” said one source.
She’s had plenty of time with her BFF Courtney Cox’s daughter, Coco. “Jen is really good with her and just dotes on her,” an insider revealed. “Everyone tells her she’s going to make a great mom.”
Although being pregnant would be a dream come true for Jen, don’t expect to hear an official announcement anytime soon. “Jen’s always said that she wouldn’t announce a pregnancy until she was well into her second trimester,” an insider explained.
In the meantime, her friends and family couldn’t be happier for her and Justin. “Everyone in Jen’s family is buzzing that she’s finally pregnant,” one source said. “After a few false alarms, it looks like it’s finally happening for her.”
[From Holly Baby]
Huvane went to Gossip Cop and said that this is “100% not true” and then joked that Aniston was actually pregnant with triplets. Hahahaha fertility is so funny! That’s why his client is always on Womb Watch. Because of “jokes” like that. The next best thing would be for Huvane to say, “No, that’s not true, but she has gained a little weight in her mid-section, right? WINK.” So, basically, I now kind of believe that Aniston really is preggo.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame & PCN.
Written by Kaiser
Posted in Jennifer Aniston, Pregnant
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How creepy is that neighbor?
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Lol! That is exactly what I thought when I read this-what a weirdo Peeping-Tom neighbor.
Beside that, this story is clearly garbage. Her publicist has denied and made a joke about it. Not a ‘joke’. He was clearly being sarcastic.
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I was just gong to say, presuming that neighbor is real, gawd, how much peeping is s/he doing? Sick!
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Yeah, that was my first reaction!
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I know! Super creepy. And who admits something like that? “Well, I’m a peeping tom who stares in neighbors’ windows…”
The tabs have reported a Jen’s pregnant! story at least once a month for the last 12-15 years. Leave her alone about it already.
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Yeah, I don’t buy the neighbour story. Doesn’t she tend to live in giant walled mansions.
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if the publicist can buy most beautiful awards left and right, he can make up imaginary neighbors, too!
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Wow. A neighbor can see her changing from their kitchen window.
MOVE! Now, girl.
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If Jennifer Aniston isn’t drinking at an event or drunk, the tabs are always going to speculate that she is pregnant.
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Aniston has a very gifted PR man whom I loathe with all of this non-news.
Seriously. He has her in the tabloids every week whether there is something going on in her career or not. (Mostly not)
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Stephen Huvane works hard, I’m sure, but that doesn’t mean Star doesn’t just make stuff up on its own. It clearly does – for everyone. Brangelina, Aniston, JLo, Bennifer 2.0. It’s Star. Give me US Weekly or GTFO, lol.
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Her extremely gifted publicist also works for Crackie. Like everything else she touches, she is going to bring him down. He already looks like a fool over her and his less than stellar work with Brooke Meuller makes me think the man is slipping bad. I mean really, you have JA for a client and then you pick up these 2 pieces of trash?
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Yeah right she’s only trying to take the attention off of Brad and Angelina. Just like this little woman to try. lol
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why bring her x up
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Agree! Anything to steal the spotlight of Brangelina’s Oscar campaign. Disgusting woman, so bitter and jealous!
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WTF kind of creepy neighbor is that? Hope she got paid for her peeping because methinks the curtains will be drawn from now on….if I actually believed this.
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Photos of their rental were all over last summer. The house has hedges and a really big backyard and patio area. No one is seeing into her bedrooms or living room without some stalkerific technology.
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So creepy. Maybe they meant the New York apartment, not the LA house?
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Honestly, it’s no more creepy than you knowing what their rental looks like.
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I kind of wonder where she’s been lately. Best way to steal the headlines from the Oscar race would be to show up somewhere pregnant right? Except I kind of doubt she wants kids. I don’t think it’s a moral failing at all. It’s her choice and I get it. The only people who really want her to have a kid seem to be her fans.
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Co-sign.
If, and only if, Jen wanted to strategically get pregnant, now would be the time because she could announce it right around the Oscars and steal Brad’s Moneyball thunder.
She is also 42 soon to be 43. I don’t think she has any desire to be pregnant, but if she ever wants to be pregnant, the window is rapidly closing. It would be convienent if she “couldn’t get pregnant naturally” and used a surrogate, so that she wouldn’t have to mess with her perfectly Yoga zen body.
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I will happily raise my hand as a fan of hers who does NOT care if she gets pregnant or not and has a feeling that she doesn’t want children.
Frankly I think ‘most of her fans’ like her because she’s a free-wheeling forty something without children and is unapologetic about it.
I think the only people who want her with child are the tabloids editors. Can you imagine the innumerable stories during her pregnancy and then after? Millions of dollars in sales rest on that woman’s womb.
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I think the Jennifer Aniston Baby Watch Madness started after the series of interviews she gave after the split from Pitt, insisting with tears in her eyes that she always wanted babies, does want babies, and soon, which in turn was a probably a reaction to the gossip that they split because he wanted babies and she didn’t, which in turn (the gossip) was possibly a result of him and Angelina getting pregnant so quickly, and him adopting.
I dunno, one way or the other – feeding too much personal detail like that (whether true or not) to the tabs, Vogues, Oprahs etc. will always have consequences, and this is just one example. Stuff like that always backfires.
Anyway, I find your twisted logic tempting, Kaiser:)
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Yes, a baby will definitely make whathisname stick around forever. Well at least long enough for the big payday.
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she’s going to name the twins Bradley and Angelina
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LOL!
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Maybe she will take the idea of her bestie courteney cox an use her first two letters of her first and last name and call her daughter Jean. Maybe the boy could be named after Justin- Juth. For the record I think she wants kids and she is pregnant.
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From what I’ve heard she’s gonna name them Rom and Com.
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Very creepy neighbor.
I wouldn’t be surprised if she was trying to get pregnant. It’s pretty much now or never for her, and she has said she wanted to have a child.
With Theroux, maybe it’s something like what happened with Daniel Craig. He was with one woman for seven years, even engaged to her, dumped her to get with Rachel Weiz and then BAM they’re married. Not that Aniston and Theroux are married, but if they are trying for a baby, that’s pretty serious. Sometimes things just happen that way. Sucks for the person left behind though.
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Celebrities and their twins…
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Her dude is 40?? Wow, he looks as amazing as she does. I hope my BF looks that good at that age. ha
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Don’t believe…yet. But all the stars are realizing a baby can resurrect a dying bad career. Since PR is all she’s got and the acting jobs are rather sad…hey a baby is just the ticket to raise her profile.
I can’t imagine her doing it. But if she does…Justin? Ugh. Handler as Auntie Cokie? Ugh. Huvane as sleazy uncle liar pants? Blech.
But it will be great for Wanderlust PR. Mmmm.
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lmaooo the uncle and aunt ideas are great… btw does this wench have any siblings? because she does seem narcissistic enough to be an only child and also ’cause her child will not have many people to look up to just saying
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Yeah…I really believe this. On another note…how hot is Justin?? Whew!! So handsome.
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Her face looks really plastic in the header pic and the Star cover photo.
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I would love it if she came out and said, “I don’t want to have kids. I like my life the way it is.” Not enough women say that. Even civilians. It would really be helpful to the minority voice (which is becoming less of a minority) of modern women who are choosing not to have children, biological or otherwise.
I’m a mom, but didn’t want to be for a long time. I can see both sides of it. I hate that women feel pressured to reproduce, or are made to feel like they are wrong for not wanting to.
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I have to agree with you there. If she came out and simply stated that she was happy and not really interested in pregnancy or motherhood that would be wonderful for the millions of women who just don’t feel that motherhood is right for them. However, that will NEVER happen. Even if this is precisely how she feels she would never take the bullet that would solidly knock her off of that sexy/sweetheart pedestal that she is on. No PR rep would ever tell her that was a good idea.
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I would love to hear that too, I also think it would be a boon to childless-by-choice women everywhere.
BUT–She never can, because the theory that she never wanted kids and was stringing Brad along would be CONFIRMED in many minds, and she could lose precious ‘perennial victim’ status.
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I was actually just thinking how come we don’t see George Clooney being painted as some lonely, unlucky in love, unmarried, childless husk? When he says he doesn’t want children it’s spun as him being a free spirited bachelor. But Jennifer Aniston is going to be on Womb Watch til her deathbed, cause all a gal really wants is the man and the kids.
By the by, she should REALLY move.
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The woman SAID she wanted children WHEN she was with Brad.
The woman SAID she wanted children AFTER her divorce from Brad.
She put it out there, not the tabloids (it sells!) and her fans are holding on to her words. Her fans believe that having a baby would “complete” her. If the right guy came along she wouldn’t mind getting pregnant and we don’t know when that will be, if ever.
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Well here is a wild idea. Maybe she does want a child?
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The December surprise! We all know it was coming to steal Angelina and Brad’s oscar and movie directorial debut. Even if she is not pregnant somehow the rumor just happen to come out right about now, when Angies movie is about to drop. Things like this only happen in the movies, LOL, but we the public are witness to a real live drag out competition that refuses to quit. What is hot about Justin Theroux I don’t know, according to how the paps catch him his head is a size making him look like a bubble head with two froggy looking legs in pants befitting a 10 year old. JA could do much better.
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You have to be joking! She planned to be pregnant by December to coincide with Angelina and Brad’s oscar and movie directorial debut. You really think she cares that much? Or that she has that much control over her reproductive system? lol
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Um, no, You don’t get it. She planned to have this kind of gossip and headline circulating at this time not that she was going to actually get pregnant. She is not interested in having a child. How many decades will this sideshow continue until people get that simple fact?
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: D
What is the diagnosis if someone sees conspiracy and collucion everywhere? Paranoia..?
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Geh! Is that neighbor standing in the bushes with night-vision goggles on?
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Getting knocked up right after he dumped Heidi would put a nail in her coffin.Is this why she met with her personally?
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All the star cover stories are BS. Except “Catface cashing in wedding gifts”. 100% true ’cause thats how these tacky goldiggas roll!
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Justin has an incredible physique..just put a rug on his head if his hairline bothers you. I hope this preggo rumour is true. If Jen gets overwhelmed, she can hire an army of nannies like AJ & Brad.
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Does her womb have independent representation?
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It’s signed with CCA
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LOL!
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those poor kids… if its true..she is desperate for constant attention,and a follower.Hope she is ready to be a single mom(he is over it!)
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I have names for her Brad and and Angie!
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It would be WILD if she were really preggo!!!
I think its so cool that she in her 40′s looks amazing and likes her life just as it is:-)Sounds like ZEN to me!!
PEACE Jen, have fun be tan and rock the bikini and your martinis!!!
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Justin’s a screenwriter who is able to work from home so he will be able to take care of the twins all day.
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I stopped reading this when I got to the part where the neighbour admitted to wathcing her change clothes – yikes!
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Fake!
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How much does she have to pay to keep her image out there? Is she still considered ‘A’ list by anyone? If so, Why?
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Personally I don’t think she pays anyone anything to keep her image out there. People are endlessly fascinated by the state of her relationships and womb after her divorce and subsequent ‘poor, pitiful me’ schtick.
After she (and portions of the public) moved on from that, there was the wondering about who she would date after Brad, if this guy was better than him, if she’d have kids with him, blah blah blah. And the tabloids keep it going to sell magazines. That’s why I don’t think she has to pay to keep her image there.
I think she’s still considered A list because she has high profile movies come out every year and pretty much everyone (in the United States, anyway) knows who she is because of an extremely successful television show and subsequent successful film career.
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My definition of an “A” list actor is one who can carry a movie on their name. That has yet to happen for Aniston in her… “film”… career.
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My definition of an A-list actor is one who is bankable, widely recognized (and remembered) and has some discernible talent.
It’s cool that we disagree about it though, it isn’t an exact science.
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There is no neighbor. It’s a planted story. Surely that’s obvious.
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The “neighbor” is obviously non existent.
I think most people commenting on the “neighbor” are in fact commenting on the fact that Star would choose to invent a source like that – a creepy, creepy one.
I mean, Star could have made it a “close friend” or an “insider” from the gym she attentds or a beauty salon or whatnot. It would still be weird and more than invasive but at least not that icky.
That they went with the idea of the “neighbor” (and didn’t see the ick factor) is just so odd and disturbing.
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I 100 percent believe the neighbor. Eye roll
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a neighbor told Star. “My kitchen window overlooks a bedroom in Jen’s house, and I see her changing clothes from time to time. — THAT’S FU***ING CREEPY!!
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‘Kay, I was wrong about her publicist. I got Huvane and Honig mixed up. Sorry all.
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Jennifer needs to put some heavy curtains on that window. I hope she does have twins or better yet triplets, that would be so awesome if it were true.
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It must be so much fun to write for Star. I’d love to get high all day and come up with eye witness accounts like that neighbour.
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I really don’t understand why the tabs and her fans think Jennifer is desperate for a baby. She has made it very clear she doesn’t want one. She constantly says she hopes to have one sometime in the future or wait until she remarries. Considering she’s in her 40′s waiting isn’t exactly an option. Obviously older women get pregnant but the risks and difficulty increases.
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I hope the neighbour story is complete fiction otherwise JA needs to call the police.
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Actually one of the new Belgian “celebs” is a woman who lived next to Jennifer Aniston in LA. Astrid is married to a wealthy American (John Bryan, former financial advisor of duchess Fergie, the toe licking scandal). It was featured on a reality show (meanwhile she has her own reality show) that she lived next to Aniston and she was bragging about possibly being able to be friends with her in the future. Also, she would drive in her “pimped out chromed out truck” through the streets and point out where the celebs (like DiCaprio) live. Now I don’t know if she’s the neigbour in question BUT there are creepy neighbours like that
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Here’s a Dutch article (yeah useless I know) where she talks in the end about suing Aniston because she put a villa next to theirs and it’s still under construction. Guess she doesn’t want to be friendly anymore!
http://www.nieuwsblad.be/article/detail.aspx?articleid=GGA3ERMCQ
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Good Heavens, IF she is pregnant, maybe she just wants to be. Maybe, just maybe she is not trying to “steal” any thunder from Brangelina. Maybe, just maybe she wants to have a baby because she wants to have a baby. Gee whiz, people.
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That girl is pregnant or has a big hernia. Love ya Jennifer.
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Maybe she’s are gunning for the Most Beautiful Knocked Up Woman of all time award.
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Then she’s gonna go all out for Most Beautiful Momma of all time award…so fishy LOL
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Fake neighbor. Real planted story.
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I don’t think she’s ever going to have a biological child in all honesty. She might adopt though.
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i doubt she’ll devote her time to another human being, she seems so egotistical. she might adopt a new dog
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this is just another plant and deny non-storey by her PR flack. she is so boringly unoriginal- y-a-w-n
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and why is there a story from a bs rag magazine on here/ like anything they publish is true, ha ha!
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Well, i have to say, in both of these pics her belly is pretty visible, and a fitness-fanatic like Jen wouldn’t let that happen under normal circumstances. She said it’s because she’s trying to quit smoking, but I actually believe the fertility and pregnancy rumors. If she were gaining weight while trying to ‘quit smoking,’ the extra weight would be everywhere — not just her belly area.
SHE’S PREGGERS.
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Hmmmm … wasn’t it reported that Jen was seen drinking at the events for the top picture in that black dress and the plunging silver shirt, I mean dress? So she definitely wasn’t pregnant those two times, even though the silver dress–which is probably just the wrong fit for her–suggests a tummy bump.
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Poor Heidi Bivens. Will the media let her heal her heart or what?
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i’d be really surprised if this pregnancy rumour actually turned out to be true. i call bs. actually sounds like a plant and deny story too
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Sign me up as another Jen fan that couldn’t care less if her life plan currently includes having a baby or not.I happen to love that she’s single, wealthy, gorgeous, and still having fun. I also don’t care if she marries JT or not.I’m all for her being happy which she seems to be.The tabs are going to speculate about JA and babies when she’s 80 though so might as well accept it.
HEADLINE NEWS DECECEMBER 2050
JA is pregnant with AJ’s Baby!
Will Brad find out? Will Justin (or insert appropriate man’s name here) ever forgive Jen?
In other news hospitals are overrun with Brangaloonies begging for sedation in hopes of escaping the knowledge that AJ has picked JA over them.
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Well we will just have to wait to see her to believe it or not I guess. That will be hard however because she is lying very low these days.
Good for her for stopping smoking that is hard to do.
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would it kill you to let CB write ONE aniston post?
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The state of her womb is her own business. She looks stunning in these pictures and man is Justin a hottie.
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I think this is another one of those plant-and-deny stories her publicist is famous for. I remember how hard her publicist worked for everyone to notice she and Justin were together. He went to almost every outlet peddling that story–Us Weekly, X17, Gossip Cop, and People. Over and over, he repeated, the tabloids were all wrong, while of course, spreading the news further. When someone is such a fake famewhore, who knows what the real truth is?
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As if thiswoman who abandoned her husband and her marital vows over the issue of children would ever want to have children. Seriously I wouldn’t be surprised if she has been pregnant a couple of times and terminated. If she was pregnant, no way would she have it or keep it.
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The neighbor saw ber eating “Haagen-Dazs.” lol That person could see the exact kind of ice cream she was eating on the couch. Does anyone believe Star anymore? They have posted stories about her being pregnant for years.
With all of that said, these stories (aka lies) about Jen being pregnant are all her fault. After she got divorced from Brad she said in interviews that she wanted to have kids within 5 years and the whole story about her not wanting kids with Brad was false. It’s been over 5 years and there are still no kids. I’ll probably have kids before Jen and I know I can’t afford to get married or have kids for at least 5 years.
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She does look a little pregnant, IMO. Which, if true, congrats to her definitely, no hate at all. And, if true, it would make her emotional under any circumstances, part of the hormonal pkg. However, no way do I believe she would humiliate herself by calling Brad…just a mean rumor to sell that mag. Besides, I ran across a pic of Brad yesterday. In the pic, he was wearing a specific ring, and no…not that kind of ring. It was a specific ‘fraternity’ ring. IMO, she dodged a bullet with him. (just sad to me).
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