Jessica Simpson’s lips are super-pregnant too, she complains of “pregnancy face”

We’ve gotten to the point in Jessica Simpson’s pregnancy where she’s just being exclusively photographed going in and out of restaurants. We’ll call it “The Eating Phase”. You might ask yourselves, “Why is The Eating Phase any different than just normal Jessica?” It’s not, really. Except that the photos have more waddling.

So these are photos of Jessica and her K-Fed waddling into some restaurant over the weekend. Look at how huge she is! I love it. She looks beautiful. I know some of you are hating on her for getting so big while she still has months to go until giving birth, but for the love of God, how else did you expect her to carry? She was never going to be one of those barely-pregnant-looking women. She was always going to carry everything in her boobs, abdomen and ass. I’m just happy to see a pregnant celebrity who actually looks like they’re indulging in their cravings. It’s refreshing.

Jessica is starting to get a little bit worried about her weight though – not enough to put down the pork chops she’s double-fisting, but still, she’s concerned! She recently tweeted: “Looking forward to getting back into Daisy Duke shape with @MADfit. I forget what having a waistline feels like!” Jessica’s Twitter is a grab-bag of revelations – she’s also referring to her unborn baby as a “her”. I do hope she has a girl – I think it would be fun for her to have a daughter. Oh, and she tweeted the photo below with the message, “Woke up looking like the lip injection fairy visited me in the night! Is this how pregnancy face begins?! Yikes!” God, I love her!

Photos courtesy of Fame.

 

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  1. sm255 says:

    Yaaaay, now I shall have nightmares of the Pregnancy Face.

    As if pregnant women didn’t scare me enough already…

    • originalone says:

      I LOVE HER!!! I can’t believe I’m loving on Jessica Simpson of all people. The woman who wonders, out loud, if Chicken of the Sea is chicken of tuna!

      And btw, I think it’s time to retire the K-Fed jokes. If for centuries men were allowed to have stay-at-home wives, why not Jessica Simpson!

      Like any man with money, she wants someone to dote on her when she gets home, who takes her out to restaurants and pays with her credit card for the meal. Someone who rubs her tired feet after schlepping it for an hour or so in front of the paparazzi on her extremely high heels. And like any good husband, she gives him a monthly allowance, so he feels less like a beggar, but more like any rich-man’s housewife.

      She earned it, so let her buy it people!

      • Annie says:

        I agree originalone – some men as well as women just want “the simple life” and don’t want to be high powered people and that’s OK. He just happened to land a very rich woman. He must have something Jess values in him since she could have gone a famewhorin’ and dating celebs only if she wanted, so let him be.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @originalone, how about we call him K-Fad then? Because he seems about as permanent. He maybe satisfied being a “kept man” now, but in the long run it’ll make him feel insignificant and more likely to cheat (according to a Cornell University study).

        “The secret to a loyal and lasting relationship is for women to earn 25 per cent less than their husbands, the researchers established. As that gap narrows, it becomes more likely the man will be unfaithful.” “Christin Munsch, the sociologist who led the study, said: “At one end of the spectrum, making less money than a female partner may threaten men’s gender identity by calling into question the traditional notion of men as breadwinners.”

      • originalone says:

        @Morticians

        Ha-Ha! Another “study” to find excuses for men’s cheating.

        A man is more likely to cheat if the woman stays at home.

        A man is more likely to cheat if his wife does not have an equally high-paying job.

        A man is more likely to cheat if his wife earns 25% more than he does.

        A man is more likely to cheat if his wife doesn’t go to the gym at least twice a week.

        A man is more likely to cheat if his wife doesn’t give him sex twice a week.

        A man is more likely to cheat if his wife doesn’t lose her pregnancy weight withing 3 months of delivery.

        Newsflash: a man is more likely to cheat when he is a cheating asshole.

        We are in 2012. I live in a city where a good number of women, with power jobs, have opted to go back to work, while their partners stay at home and raise the children. It’s a new trend. The men are also holding more and more female-based jobs, and are taking care of the children, while the wife becomes the high bread-winner in the family.

        Time to stop finding excuses for cheating a-holes, and start treating them the same way we treat cheating women. With scorn, and exclusion. They might learn early on not only to behave, but to enter marriage, or an exclusive relationship for the right reasons.

        Sorry @moricians… but I’m calling bullshit on any “study” that finds excuses for a K-Fed-like behavior. I’m a more tit-for-tat woman! :D

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @originalone, Actually it was “The secret to a loyal and lasting relationship is for women to earn 25 per cent less than their husbands.”

        And, to be fair, there WAS also an excerpt about women who make significantly less than their husband. “The image of the underachieving husband pushed into an affair by the success of his high-flying wife is only part of the picture, the researchers found.

        “Men who earn significantly more than their wives are also more likely than average to take a mistress, because – like the billionaire golfer Tiger Woods, who admitted “transgressions” with several women while married – they have the freedom and money to sustain a surreptitious affair.”

        What I’m getting at here is that relationships should be egalitarian. Whenever the balance of power is skewed too far in one direction, people start to look for satisfaction elsewhere. in the case of a stay-at-home wife, men cheat when they feel like the woman has no choice but to stay and put up with his behavior because she’s financially beholden to him.

        Just a personal antidote but, my father (who earned significantly less than my mother) cheated with a waitress. She made him feel smart and important. He often swooped in to “bail her out” of situations where she was in need of money. Certainly NO excuse for his cheating. I think he’s a dog and I’ve most certainly treated him with scorn and exclusion. I’m just pointing out that there may be some relevance to these studies (based on personal experience) and statistics.

      • LeeLoo says:

        If she’s happy, then I am happy for them. He seems like a decent guy, who cares if he wants to be a stay-at-home dad.

        @Mortician Not every man cheats and women should never quit being themselves to keep a man from cheating. I tend to think cheating occurs when women try to hard and quit being themselves. Besides, cheating happens on both sides for various reasons. First and foremost, couples need to have open lines of communication so everyone has the power to voice his or her wants, needs and insecurities. Most people who end up cheating are too cowardly to actually talk to their spouse about what is important to them. Plus, what defines cheating is different in every relationship.

        When I see Jessica with Eric, both always seem very happy. I actually believe he genuinely cares for her and the fact she’s filthy rich is probably a nice added bonus. I also believe that Jessica was the one who insisted that he not work. Besides, if he has an MBA like many people say he does then he could easily be advising her on how to run her little empire.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        @Leeloo, “Not every man cheats and women should never quit being themselves to keep a man from cheating. ”

        I was in no way implying either of the above. I was merely using a study to back up the idea that equality (financial and intellectual) makes for a more successful marriage/long term relationship. Notice I said ” Whenever the balance of power is skewed too far in one direction, people start to look for satisfaction elsewhere. ” I’m not reserving the title of cheater for men alone. We just happen to be talking about a kept man and I brought forth a study that indicates that infidelity rates skyrocketed when the woman earns significantly more than the man.

        Also, Eric does not have an MBA. He was supposed to attend my alma mater, but decided against it. I guess he figured he’d no longer need the education, since he bagged himself a million heiress. Just comes off as somewhat coincidental and gold digger-ish if you ask me.

    • Nev says:

      she was always cute and fun, even from that chicken/tuna moment….love her!

    • colt13 says:

      Agreed. Her body has responded positively, and she seems to be enjoying every minute of it.

  2. Chelsey says:

    That is one hideous dress.

    I can’t imagine that those shoes she’s wearing are comfortable. I’m nearly 8 months pregnant and I don’t even like to put pants on, let alone shoes with any type of heel.

  3. Abby says:

    honestly, props to her for trying to make an effort, even though the dress is hideous. at that stage, being that uncomfortably huge, who wants to put on anything but stretchy yoga pants and a ginormous t-shirt?

  4. Samigirl says:

    I’m so jealous. I’m 6 months, and the only thing big on me is my damn stomach. I want boobs and lips!

    • aprayerforthewildatheart says:

      @Samigirl
      I was just like you when I was PG. I was so happy to be expecting and I kept waiting for the “pop” and all the things I’d heard of to happen…and it didn’t. I was still wearing my regular clothes at 6mos.

      It will come for you though, it hit me @ about 8mos. And, you don’t always get pregnancy boobs, but just wait until the baby is born! Mine were bigger than my kids head! YIKES! LOL!

  5. HappyJoyJoy says:

    I love her and her god awful sense of “style” I’m happy she’s just being, You know? it’s refreshing to see someone who DGAF.

  6. RocketMerry says:

    When is that baby due? Isn’t it time already?! It’s going to come out just in time for high-school graduation, at this rate!

    • Hautie says:

      I am calling it now. That Jessica ends up with a tiny baby.

      Maybe all of 6.5 pounds of baby.

      Or it will come out being 13 pounds. hahaha!

      But I still think she will have a light weight baby. After gaining 100 pounds. All she gets in the end is 6.5 pd baby girl.

      And has 93.5 pounds to lose. :)

      • NerdMomma says:

        I gained an embarrassing 70 pounds and gave birth to a 7-pound boy. Jessica is refreshingly normal and I hope she enjoys motherhood and doesn’t put all of the focus on getting her body back. It took a while for the pounds to start coming off of me, but they did! Breastfeeding really does help the baby weight come off.

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        Me too, gained 70 pounds both times. I’m tall ,but I was mortified. The day I got to my goal weight with number 1, I found out I was pregnant again. Tears…
        Then I had to lose it again. BFing really helps and it does come off. Just takes a bit of work and commitment!

  7. hatsumomo says:

    Aww, she’s so precious! I just love her.

    One question have have though, why does she always wear that pork-chop looking stone necklace? Is it her favorite or does it have sentimental value? Did her K-fed give it to her?

  8. JM says:

    If I recall, Pink got really big too. So what if the girl actually looks preggo. Let her enjoy the good (yay baby), the bad (ugh! weight gain)& the ugly (one word- hemorrhoids) of it all. It’s nice to see a celebrity experiencing what most pregnant women do. At least the ones who don’t wear pillows and platform heels just before they “give birth” *coughBeyoncecough*

  9. lola says:

    Pregnant LIPS? Who the hell is she kidding? I’m 7 months and my lips have not budged. Homegirl has fillers.

  10. Agnes says:

    I love her pregnant. Honey badger DGAF.

  11. the original bellaluna says:

    She is just so cute pregnant! It’s so nice to see “celeb” actually eating and enjoying her pregnancy, instead of this “oh, I’m only eating fruit and veggies” BS.

  12. Cathy says:

    As long as she is happy and having a healthy pregnancy that is all that should matter…except for that dress, it’s awful

  13. ella says:

    I completely love her but that dress has be burned!!BTW hope its a girl too

  14. corny says:

    this is the only time you can’t call her obese, so you pick on her highlky glossed lips.
    kudos Jess and good luck, check please

  15. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    This is what Kim K would look like if she got pregnant. Glad it’s Jess though, she’s cute and sweet.

  16. Enn says:

    Oh, I think she’s just so damn adorable. I hope I can go that balls-out when I’m pregnant. My cousin had a baby a couple of months ago and she got big in the nose and lips, besides her boobs and butt. At least it went down not long after he was born!

    • Suze says:

      I just love the term “balls out” when referring to pregnancy. But that is exactly what she is doing, and I *love* it!

      I think she looks great and seems incredibly happy. I want to smile every time I see a photo of her.

      Her K-Fed is sweet, too, and if I were her I’d want one, too!

  17. Courtney says:

    Jessica did try injections a few years back and said she stopped because she didn’t like the effect. Jessica is 5’3″ so is pink so they’re gonna show bigger than someone like Miranda Kerr or Joely Richardson correct Miranda is 5’9″ and Joely was 5’10″ when full grown. most pregnant women especially at the end of their pregnancies swell up and Pink looked even bigger at the end of hers because her daughter Willow was a breach presentation so she had to be born by c-section. heels are only off limits to pregnant women when their in a high risk pregnancy like multiples or have had serious complications and there are some events celebs attend where wearing flats is out of the question like film premieres award shows charity functions ect

  18. squaw says:

    I love Jessica! She is absolutely lovely!!! And yesssssssssssssssssss, so refreshing to see a normal pregnancy with no pillows!!!

    She will make a great mom!

  19. heidiho says:

    I got preg lips near the end, body retains lots of fluids, could also be inceased BP involved here. Wishing her best of luck, she looks great.

  20. Franny says:

    Pregnant or not, that outfit is awful.

  21. Hattie says:

    Kate Hudson was also believably pregnant — a surprise given her general state of litheness. Maybe it is contained to blondes in hollywood?

  22. Blue says:

    I love her! Those shoes and that outfit need to be burned and buried and burned again.

  23. Scarlet Vixen says:

    It’s probably all the salty food she’s inhaling. Sodium makes your body retain mad water. When I was active duty Army they fed us salty food (especially during the summer) to try to prevent dyhydration. Even when I’m not pregnant if I have pork the night before I wake up with a puffy face.

  24. Maritza says:

    She looks so happy. By the looks of her belly I think she’s going to have a girl. That’s going to be one lucky kid.

  25. Jb says:

    Satin is NEVER a good look on anyone.

  26. Marie says:

    Im jealous (in a good way). She looks like she is truly enjoying being pregnant, like Pink did and not like others who you know are hating every non size 00 minute of it and cant wait to get back to starving and posing. No satin is not attractive here but so what? As long she and baby are healthy. Im not sure how her baby daddy is going to do as a, well, baby’s daddy?? Oh, Jess, of all the men…

  27. Petunia says:

    Jessica has to be carrying multiple babies. She’s not due until the spring and already looks ready to pop. I feel for her. It must be super-duper uncomfortable for her by now in the stomach, back, boobs area.

  28. jacquie109 says:

    Kinda looks like she may have had an allergic reaction to something… I never got “pregnancy face” so I wouldn’t know but dang…….

  29. Penguin says:

    She looks cute. As long as the weight isn’t causing her to have pre-eclampsia or gestational diabetes then there’s no problem. I know plenty of girls who’ve starved themselves during pregnancy cos they can’t cope with putting weight on.

    • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

      That terrible! I have a friend who did that and both her children had failure to thrive. They’re 4 and 3 now and constantly sick. They both have eczema and the youngest is also asthmatic. I realize there’s a genetic component to both. However, I often wonder if her starving herself put them at greater risk of exhibiting these traits that lead to the development of these illnesses. So shallow and selfish to worry about being thin while pregnant.

  30. HA! says:

    Blimpson on sight! looks like she’s ready to pop…she’s t that stage where limbs swell and your body has a hard time releasing excess water. She looks like she needs some rest…oh i can only imagine the heartburn too…Been there done that…i also got H.U.g.e on my pregnancies…the last 2 months were a bitch…months 3 to 6 are awesome though…sje should just wear some flip flops…they are a life saver.

  31. novaraen says:

    See Beyonce…this is how you do pregnant!!

    I can’t hate on Jess….or even the dress. I remember how hard it was to get dressed in anything while being that big…you just put on whatever, even if it’s a huge strange print dress. :)

  32. Lori Lynn says:

    She looks amazing! I am sooo happy for her. Work it, guuurl! =)

  33. Lauren says:

    Those shoes are deadly…Why is she so Huge? I have had two children..a boy and a girl. My son i put on 30 lbs. my daughter 17 lbs. Son was 7 lbs. My daughter was over 8 lbs. I hope Jessica doesn’t develop high blood pressure or complications. Is she having twins?

  34. Penguin says:

    @ Lauren – no two people are the same. You might have put on 30 pounds when you had a 7 pound kid, my sister had a 7 pound kid & only put on 9 pounds. Everyone’s different.

  35. Happy21 says:

    I’m going to overlook how awful the dress is…

    I love her! She looks great and so genuinely happy. Its nice to see a celeb who is obviously enjoying being pregnant!

  36. HappyMom says:

    Wow-can you imagine how big her boobs are going to be after she has the baby and starts breast feeding?

  37. ZenB!tch says:

    I’ve never heard of pregnancy lips. I’ve seen pregnancy skin (women carrying boys break out due to extra testosterone). I’ve heard of pregnancy bloat – probably what the old wives tale about carrying a daughter steals your beauty refers to. I’ve heard of pregnancy mask. However, never pregnancy lips.

    I think it’s a girl… her skin looks fine but she is getting puffy and round vs sticking straight out.

  38. Cheryl says:

    She will give birth in the next 4 or 6 weeks. All that swelling happens in the last month or so. I remember my sister asking me why I had gotten lip fillers while pregnant- I’ve never had fillers ever, certainly not while knocked up! Everything just gets swollen….

  39. Me says:

    Im 5’6, weigh 135… I gained 15 lbs with my first, 18 lbs with my second. I looked like a bloody tank both times. How you look when pregnant has more to do with body shape than weight gain. Apparently I have a tank shape??

  40. Wendy says:

    I love that there’s so many pro Jessica postings. She’s not afraid to be herself, and I think that wasn’t the case when she was younger.
    Good Luck Jessica…Enjoy!
    P.S. Loose the sturdy horsy clogs and get a good pair of fashion flats…safety first!!

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