Lindsay Lohan crack-cackles when discussing her cracked-out “sobriety”

I wrote up today’s first Lindsay Lohan post last night, when Today just released a partial transcript of Matt Lauer’s new interview. The full video interview was done yesterday, and it will air tomorrow, but on today’s show, they released a brief clip which deserves its own post. THIS CRACKHEAD. First, note how she LAUGHS when she’s saying that she’s clean and sober. Like, the thoughts in her crack-brain are all, “Haha, Matt’s buying this!” She’s so gleeful about her crack-lies. And then Lauer asks her about Whitney Houston’s death and whether that affected her. She says, “I don’t want to go there. That’s kind of a morbid, scary thing to discuss…” She’s so absorbed in her crack-lies she can’t even see past them.

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OMG HER FACE. That wig. The crack lips. And we’re supposed to think she looks good. We’re supposed to think this is the face of sobriety. *shakes head violently*

And then we’ve got the first promo for LL’s gig on SNL. OMG HER FACE.

Are we supposed to think this is cute? Are we supposed to be supporting her in her cracked-out delusions? Are we supposed to see this and think, “Oh, she’s so talented. Why don’t people give her a chance?” Because frankly, I’m disgusted. This isn’t giving a chance to someone in recovery, someone who has met her demons head-on and come out of it sober and strong. This is a girl who is still using, who is still absorbed in her crack-drama, who is taking this gig as an acceptance of her desperate lifestyle.

Screencaps from Today.

 

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  1. Marjalane says:

    Wouldn’t you love to get an honest answer from Matt Lauer or the SNL cast:

    “So was she totally high during the show?”

  2. Dee Cee says:

    Eek.. is that raspy, cracked and grating voice normal? Why is her face so bloated?

  3. birdie says:

    She is just disgusting, you can tell that she is not taking this seriously, she just wants us to belive that she is sober.

    • arock says:

      she doesnt even believe shes sober. crack heads know how long its been since theyve done crack. that “…..ummm…a while…” thing does not work. shes had pics taken of her going out, shes been seen out.
      id respect her more if she just said, “yeah, i get high, with anything i can. im going to do my time and then keep on keepin cause im the cracken.”
      (coo-coo-ca-cho)

    • Maguita says:

      To be honest, her top picture does look like Elizabeth Taylor, when she was caught at her worst drunkenness in her late 40′s.

      So maybe the Lifetime Elizabeth Taylor movie is actually a tribute for her days before going to rehab for the last time: You know, when she was nearing 50, she gained 50 pounds, was heavily drinking, had that bloated alcoholic piggish face.

      Always new Lindsay was a seriously delusional-method actor.

      But you have to give it to Matt, he seems to be really pushing her buttons, and truly going there! Let’s see if he has the balls tomorrow.

    • Tiffany says:

      SNL is totally ENABLING her addiction. You know she will take the money she earns and run straight out and get more substances.

      This is not what a healthy person looks like, and no one should be hiring her until she gets there. For her own good.

      • Marjalane says:

        Doesn’t the cracky princess owe like, everyone and their mother? and the IRS? and her lawyers? and you KNOW it costs an arm and a leg to keep Dina looking like the Crack Mum. I can’t imagine she’s picking up more than 20.00 a shot when she’s on the stroll.

  4. keri says:

    crack lies! this is just sad to watch. “mounting a comeback” more like “dismounting a mirror for coke” Also, wouldn’t a recovering “addict” keep track of their sober days?

    • bella says:

      EXACTLY! First clue right there…a recovering addict ticks down each day of sobriety. How many times have we heard addicts proclaim how many days they have been sober? She’s putting on an act. I don’t believe that she is high during the interview, but she is absolutely reading from a script on how to act IF you are sober. She looks terrible…What did she do to her face? It looks like she’s had cheek implants and she has for sure juiced up the lips…Sad.

    • Onyx XV says:

      YES. An addict who is REALLY in recovery knows exactly how many days clean they are. They keep track and celebrate the milestones. The fact that she doesn’t have a specific number (90 days, 6 months, etc.) is a dead giveaway that she is NOT clean and sober. Her publicist should have anticipated that question and prepped her with a better answer.

      • LeeLoo says:

        Not that I’m defending Lindsay but I have to correct you and say not all recovering addicts tick off the days they’ve been clean and sober. For me, I’ve been clean 6 years and I was never one of the 12 stepper tick off the days type. All I remember is that I got clean shortly after New Year’s 2006. I couldn’t tell you exactly what day, I self detoxed (which involved a lot of sleeping and slowly tapering myself off the drug for a couple of weeks) and started going to outpatient rehab shortly after. I think it’s bad form to judge anyone solely on the fact they can’t/won’t give an exact date. There are so many other ways you can tell she’s a total lying liar who is trying to fill our head with crack lies and the main point of contention is the glassy eyed crack stare she has.

      • hunter says:

        Commenter LeeLoo actually proves the point by saying “shortly after New Year’s 2006″ which is to say that sober people keep track.

      • LeeLoo says:

        Right but I don’t know the exact day, hour moment, I got fully clean, especially since I tapered off. I’m just saying that you can’t judge a person who doesn’t give their exact date of sobriety.

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        LeeLoo, I agree with you. All I know is gradually I wound up on 14 meds, and copious opiates. When I left two plus years ago I self weaned the same way, by myself.
        I don’t have exact dates and I only took what my one doc prescribed but I was still physically addicted.
        The Cracken however, is still obviously using a variety of hard core drugs still. Softball pre-taped interview of the same ol’.
        I agree on addicts not having to know exact dates, but she went to 12 step programs and would have gotten chips or something, right?
        Oh, just read the response and re-response. Agree with both. I started weaning 1/10, and so I know when I started but not exact times of quitting.
        PS-Crackie has the voice of Marge Simpson’s sisters. Definitely not Elizabeth’s voice. I just saw Cleopatra again on the plane and she has a lovely, lilting voice. Luminous beauty. My 14 yo girl thinks she is perfection.

    • Annie says:

      LOL @ “dismounting a mirror for coke”. Probably also mounting one of her Johns for crack moneyz.

      @ LeeLoo and OrignalTiffany – Agree with you but if Lilo had weaned herself off instead of going cold turkey she’d have been able to give a more detailed description of that like you guys just did instead of a vague “uh, hmmm, I dunno”. Lindsay strikes me as the kind of person who would need a 12-step type approach anyhow, the drugs and her delusions have too much of a deep psychological grasp on her for her to have the self discipline for a more gradual change.

  5. brin says:

    Feeding the crack monster and her lies.

  6. RhymesWithSilver says:

    OMG, y’all. Lindsay Lohan is about to DIE. She looks like she’s in the throes of liver failure! Enough lambasting her crack delisions- someone call the woman an ambulance…

  7. Gal says:

    She’s a “homebody now” that’s funny.

  8. YokoDMV says:

    BAD cheek implants and fillers JACKED her face up. SMH.

    • Veruca says:

      It’s almost disturbing what she’s done to herself.

      I wish I could feel some kind of empathy for her, but I just can’t. She’s had (and still has) every opportunity to get her life together, and every chance (this included) is nothing but a joke to her.

      At least Amy Winehouse really tried. Failed, but tried.

    • lucy2 says:

      I don’t even think it’s implants, I think it’s horrible bloating from the havoc she has wreaked on her body.

      • duncecap says:

        agreed. Considering the level of bloat seems to vary going from full bloat to sag from day to day. I think that’s why she has a double chin. All the inflating and deflating has stretched the skin out.

        Early stages of liver failure or bulimia. My money is on the second considering one of her hangers-on once said that Lindsay considers everything going well as long as she stays skinny.

        What horrifies me is her nose. She used to have such a beautiful nose. Its rotting or collapsing or something.

        And her eyes! Her eyes are so dead and glassy.

      • Brigitte says:

        Her eyes were constantly darting from side to side very rapidly when talking with Matt Lauer. Somethin ain’t right.

    • Jeneral says:

      My thoughts exactly… the first thing I thought when I saw her face dead-on was OMG, what in the hell has she injected into her cheeks? Her face is ROUND, people! Those fillers actually make her look plain chubby, like if I only saw her face I would assume there’s a fat body below.

      She’s 25… why does she need face fillers? I dislike the lip injections but if you are born with thin lips I can possibly see the desire for it (she, of course, goes WAYYYY overboard and looks ridiculous), but the cheek thing? Why?

      Just our dear old crackie spewing crack lies in a cracked-out voice.

      (Yes, she’s always had a raspy voice, but it is much worse than it used to be and not sexy anymore, more like an old addict *cough cough*)

  9. Cathy says:

    I wonder how much the cracken paid them to let her go on a spew all those lies that come out of her mouth?

  10. Penguin says:

    That wig looks halloweenish and cheap.

    • hunter says:

      Really don’t think it is a wig – it is individual extensions under what is left of her thin bleached hair. Note the way her bangs hang in clumps – those are the extensions glued to what’s left of her hair in individual clumpies (which then makes more hair come out, vicious cycle).

      • duncecap says:

        I hate hair extensions with a passion. They weaken the roots of hair. And in Lindsay’s health they’re not in a strong position to start with. I think she should call it a loss and go bald for a while.

        Completely bald that is. Look at the top of her bangs. No 25 year old’s hairline starts that far back on the scalp.

  11. Boo says:

    EVERYTHING IS SO SCARY TO HER! Except hard drugs, unnecessary surgery, driving while drunk….

  12. Lee says:

    I’m not going to judge her or be mean to her. She had ups and downs like anybody else. The most important thing is that she seems to be on right track again. I give her some credit.

    • cmc says:

      You, um…you think she’s on the right track? She makes me really sad. I keep wanting to gleefully bitch about her appearance and overall delusional crackhead demeanor, but she makes me SO sad. I watched Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen the other day (don’t judge me, it was on TBS) and just…from that girl to this thing? It’s truly upsetting that she’s just snowballed downhill and out of control and *this* is what’s left of her.

    • duncecap says:

      I wish her the best, but I don’t think she’s on the right track at ALL.

      In fact, her upcoming projects are just another form of deflection for her. As the questions and her narcissism become more grandiose, the deflection to the sobriety question has to be more grandiose.

      To some addicts I think there’s a sense of power and helplessness when they’re in a death spiral. They want to be left alone and revel in it, but also daring someone to step in. They want the help but they don’t, and either way it validates something.

  13. Jeane says:

    So… She’s sober but doesn’t know how long she’s been sober? She is so obviously lying, this whole thing isn’t even funny anymore. I’ve lost my patience with this girl a long time ago. I don’t even care if she gets better anymore, I just want her to go away.

  14. constance says:

    Dina, Dina, Dina. You can’t make the world view your family for anything but what they demonstrate daily- being trash.

  15. imabrat says:

    If Lindsay Lohan is all that the entertainment industry has to offer, then they’re in trouble.
    Lohan has never been a stellar actress anyway, I’ve seen better in community theaters.

  16. Talie says:

    It’s interesting that the public/media has this continued fascination with her. So many of her peers also had issues, but fell off the face of the earth. I mean, who is calling for a Hillary Duff comeback? No one cares, you know?

    • lilred says:

      I’m sure not calling for her career come back.

    • duncecap says:

      People often disagree with me when I say Lindsay’s not talented. I think she has some limited amount of talent. But mostly her appeal was in a sort of charisma she had, even at a young age. That’s something you can’t teach.

      But those days were long gone. Her charisma was a kind of brightness and freshness that’s hard to nail down and describe.

      I think whatever “it” was she had is gone forever. You could never look at Lohan and say she has a fresh energy about her now, could you?

      • lilred says:

        Basically what it comes down to is she was a cute kid…that did not transcend into adulthood.

      • duncecap says:

        Not what I meant at all, lilred, but she was a cute kid. Not that that’s a huge deal. Most of us were cute kids at one time.

      • bitta83 says:

        I think that you’re right dunce. Sometimes it almost seems like she’s pathologically trying to suffocate any signs of youthfulness. In Mean Girls she had charisma, but by the time she filmed I Know Who Killed Me it was gone. I think what really grates at me the most about Lindsay Lohan is her styling. For several years now she always dresses like a forty five year old cougar, and it’s just so frustrating. Usually I couldn’t care less about what actresses wear but with this girl it just grates on me. Who does she think she’s fooling? She doesn’t understand that her red hair and bubbliness was part of the inital appeal -instead she’s been working overtime to undo that by trying to be some glamor goddess and it is so not working. The only way I’ll ever be convinced that she’s recovered is if I see her with red hair dressed in jeans loading her own groceries into a car –which is how I think audiences want to see her -down to earth and real.

  17. Mr. Stinky FishFace says:

    whoa, that face is JACKED. I feel bad for such a YOUNG girl who is gone beyond recognition of who she used to be.

  18. lilred says:

    That face is awful.They should market it for a Halloween mask.

  19. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Her delivery was flat in those SNL promos.

  20. Jezi says:

    I agree. Giving her work is 1. Feeding her habit and 2. Is allowing her to continue to benefit from her behavior. She needs an intervention and she’s not going to get it from either of her parents because they themselves are messed up. It’s very sad.

    • duncecap says:

      110% agreement. Its such a power play with someone this far gone. Any work you give her is another way for her to deflect naysayers. What was it she called people who tried to give her advice and wanted her to get clean? She had a name for them that sounded kind of nasty.

      Also, you may as well just give her an allowance for sea-jasper. That’s where the money’s gonna go, after all. If she had a responsible parent it would be a different story. Rememeber how everyone cheered when Jaime Spears was named Britney’s conservator? It saved her life.

      There is no one like that in Lindsay’s life. Her parents can’t even take care of themselves. In a way she never had a chance.

  21. hillbillygirl45 says:

    I agree with EVERYTHING you said. There is no doubt in my mind she’s still using. She is not a Hollywood/rehab success story. I wish I could send her my best wishes, but I can’t. I CAN’T STAND HER ATTITUDE!! She thinks she’s all that and a bag of chips, and, darlin’, she ain’t. She could at least be a little humbled by her past F-up’s, but she’s not.
    Old girl’s still usin’, mark my words.

  22. bagladey says:

    I’m so over Lindsay that I only read her headlines now; but if Lindsay has any sense left she’ll reveal RED HAIR on SNL.

  23. Incredulous says:

    Why does she want to look like Kim Cattrall from SATC, wrinkles and all?

  24. Funnylilou says:

    OMG! Her cheeks look like they are 2 seconds away from exploding, her lips are crazy, she is bloated and frozen at the same time, she has a double chin, don’t get me started on those crazy nostrils and that ugly budget wig…
    Gone is Lindsay Lohan… totally gone… she was so pretty so gorgeous and now she looks like this!

    This is just sad, sad and sad, I am done laughing about her, this is too sad to continue pointing and laughing at, I can’t believe she is only 2 yrs older than me and that she used to be Lindsay Lohan, the fresh faced redhead movie star, this can’t be possible.SAD

  25. Cleveland Girl says:

    OMG. I actually found the promos sort of cute. What is happening to me??????

  26. bea says:

    Sorry, but Matt Lauer should be ashamed of himself. He and everyone else knows good and damn well that she isn’t sober. It’s just a chance to get some pre-death footage of this disaster.

    Who the hell is she trying to kid? She hasn’t really gone thru rehab ONCE without using immediately.

  27. Miss says:

    Here’s the thing….she just won’t accept responsibility. She won’t SAY it. She won’t come right out and say “Me, I ” She phrases things so generally. It drives me nuts. She seems like a total liar and current user when she doesn”t own it and frankly its uncomfortable to watch.

  28. Jackie says:

    such denial. her reaction when asked about whitney houston says it all. she could not see the similarities and seemed surprised they would even be compared.

  29. dena says:

    It makes sense she’s hosting this particular episode, since she loves white stripes.

  30. emms says:

    She sounds like she’s still in denial. Sad. She does (or did) have so much talent.

  31. Jessy says:

    she still is hot in my eyes. unfortunately for her, she is just worth $1 mil; http://celebrityinc.com/net-worth/actors/lindsay-lohan/

    good luck to get back on top!

  32. Andrea says:

    I’m just sad for her. I actually think she was talented and cute. Look what her parents did to her.

    • duncecap says:

      I’d be pissed if my mom tried to be my sister and my dad lusted after me, and they both just wanted to milk me indefinitely.

      Can anyone honestly be surprised by how Lindsay turned out? Isn’t what’s happening not really tragic but the most logical conclusion being seen through?

  33. OhMyMy says:

    She sounds like an immature 15 year old that can’t form a complete sentence. Impressive. What a babbling, incomprehenisble fool she sounds like. She just seems to be throwing out buzz words that people told her to say.

    She really doesn’t understand that even IF she gets a director/producer to take a chance on her and cast her in a project her fanbase is gone. She’s turned herself into little more than a circus freak. She’s not going to be a box-office draw.

    She’s already lost movies because the rest of the cast didn’t want to work with her.

    This is your brain…this is your brain on Lohan.

  34. jeebus says:

    man she has a major case of the twitches in that snl promo.

  35. Harleyhoney says:

    There is a saying in the “rooms” ..denial is a acronym until the desire for sobriety is stronger than the wants to stay actively sick..
    D=ON’T
    E=VEN
    N=K)NOW
    I=I
    A=AM
    L= YING……..

  36. Jessica says:

    I totally believe she will be dead before she hits 30. I think it’s time for all of us to say screw it.

    She litteraly is a living dead girl.

    she obvious does not care about getting clean and sober so why should any of us still care?

  37. jojo says:

    She is in no way sober in that interview. She looks like me, hungover on a Sunday morning except 100x worse.

  38. Sara says:

    whatever journalist said “Lohan looks like a 50 year old housewife trying to be 21″ got it dead on. She looks HORRID!!!!! What a rough looking 25 year old. Sad.

  39. Shelly says:

    Her face gives me the sads!! She was so beautiful once, and she had such a spark. Now she looks like a lifeless blow-up doll who’s been lying in a dumpster. I am all for giving her a chance at redemption, but from this interview clip, it sounds like the same old same old and like she’s still in denial. I don’t find the SNL promo funny either.

  40. marybeth18 says:

    It doesn’t matter if she finally gets her act together, if she finally kicks her drug habit and becomes a responsible professional. None of it matters, because she’s ruined her face and her reputation too much. Why would any decent project hire her, when they could hire Emma Stone, or Mila Kunis, or Jennifer Lawrence, or Carey Mulligan, or Emily Blunt, or…? And if they can’t get those women, why hire Lindsay over Rachel Bilson, Jessica Biel, Kate Bosworth, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox…?

    Why hire the woman with the horrible reputation, the polarizing personality, and the wrecked face?

    She keeps talking about the Liz Taylor project, but a) there’s been no official release from the production itself, and b) it’s on LIFETIME. You know who does Lifetime movies? Tori Spelling. LeAnn Rimes. Jennifer Love Hewitt. All of those C List actresses I listed above? None of them touch a Lifetime movie. It is not a triumphant comeback.

  41. AudreyS says:

    She seemed stoned in the interview and Matt shouldn’t even consider himself a “reporter” anymore.

  42. Melissa says:

    Someone who is really struggling and working on sobriety would know the exact amount of days since they last used!!!! LIAR!!!

  43. Mindy says:

    First thing – anyone who is COMPLETELY SOBER after going through treatment can tell you EXACTLY how long they’ve been sober (down to the freaking MINUTE).. not “quite a while.”

    Second – look at her eyes as she answering Matt when he asked her about going out and partying. A person telling the truth will LOOK the person they’re talking to RGIHT IN THE EYES as they answer. Hers are darting all over the place.

    This shit isn’t even funny anymore…

  44. Sue says:

    Wow she looks 40 something……

  45. ladybert62 says:

    She looks weird – bloated face, bloated lips – nasty wig.

    I dont believe a word she says.

  46. Jackson says:

    I saw that SNL promo last night and just figured they taped it as soon as she got to NYC. I assumed someone would clean her up and make her look fresh and clean and….normal. Alas, I see in the Today interview that no one was up to the task.
    What a joke this chick is, and what a joke that everyone seems to be feeding into her lies.

  47. photo jojo says:

    Every single sober person I know can tell you the exact number of days since they last used. Every one. That she can’t is really telling.

  48. meme says:

    this hideous twat is going to portray Elizabeth Taylor? who’s producing that clusterfuck?

  49. drawbackwards says:

    Borderline Personality. And that SNL promo was so not funny… I mean, really, they could’t have written anything better than that? Embarrassing.

  50. me says:

    And i’ve had friends blah blah blah…and I’ve had friends blah blah blah…its like she forgots the finger is specifically pointed at her or shes trying to deflect and have no accountablity

  51. The Original Mia says:

    She has destroyed her face. And her career. And her hair. And…

    The next few months should be real interesting. No way this crackie is going to stay “sober” once she’s completed her parole. No way!

  52. Amanda says:

    She’s the same age as me. Because of her, I NEVER forget to use moisturizer on my face and neck.

  53. The Truth Fairy says:

    OMG MATT LAUER KILLED HER!!!!! Talk about being glib!!

    “I also thought about you not long ago when Whitney Houston passed away”

    And really, she says the same exact things she said in the last interview she did from her Venice Beach house – I’m a homebody, I stay home and cook, parties aren’t my thing anymore. Meanwhile you can’t go 2 days without seeing pix of her out partying and getting wasted. It was BS the last time and it’s BS this time.

    She is beyond help.

  54. logan says:

    Didn’t watch and feel so much better for not doing so. If I want to be lied to I can call my ex husband. :)

  55. zinjojo says:

    Since this was supposedly a “no holds barred” interview, I really wish Matt would have asked her about why she has that stupid hair and why she keeps screwing with her face — just come right out and directly ask her why she thinks it looks good.

  56. Nanz says:

    With so many talented young women around LL’s age (who look it), do we really need a Lindsay Lohan? I mean, why do people keep trying to make her happen? Is it because of some long gone “could’ve been” nostalgia?

    • duncecap says:

      I mean, why do people keep trying to make her happen? Is it because of some long gone “could’ve been” nostalgia?

      Exactly that. Also, there may be a few directors or producers out there with similar levels of delusion. Like, I gave Lindsay a chance, I gave her hope, and she turned her life around.

      Not that it would ever happen. Besides, no project can get sufficient insurance for her. It would cost more than what they’re paying her.

  57. CaramelKiss says:

    I think the interview was a big waste of time. It only proved that she’s still using and a liar and that Matt CAN’T/WON’T ask the hard hitting questions…When did you hit rock bottom Lindsay? What made you want to finally get sober? Why does White Oprah/Your Mom continue to enable you and your sister at every turn? WHY DON’T U AS A RECOVERING ADDICT KNOW HOW MANY DAYS YOU’VE BEEN SOBER CRACKEN MCCRACKY FIRE CRACKER CROTCH? Just curious.

  58. Nanz01 says:

    Just got the video to work. Her pants her on fire. She can’t even name how long she’s been sober (allegedly). Sober people KNOW. They count the damn days. Trust. It’s a whole different life. This pisses me off for people who actually work and suffer to get and stay sober.

  59. Medusa says:

    An addict who doesn’t know how long she’s been sober.

    REALLY?

  60. Gabby says:

    Even if she did get her shit together, her face is so beyond repair that I don’t see how she’d get any acting jobs. She’s unrecognizable, she can’t even play herself anymore!

    Also, that SNL promo does not bode well for her. I saw no self-mocking, only contrived ‘silliness’ and self-aggrandizing (mocking the tabloids just makes her sound like she thinks the whole world’s obsessed with her). She’s also styled to within an inch of her life, if you want to be a good comedic actor/actress you can’t have vanity, and that seems to be all she has!!!

    • duncecap says:

      I don’t think she’s permanently ruined her looks. IF she got clean and healthy again she could be attractive. She’ll NEVER look like she used to. Let’s just give up that idea. If a tornado tore a house apart, and you found all the pieces and reassambled by memory it wouldn’t be the same house. But she could look healthy and attractive again, albeit as a different person.

      The SNL clips are the most telling thing. The whole episode will be more of the same.

  61. kells-bells says:

    She’s not sober – her eyes couldn’t even focus! Also, if she really was sober, I agree with @ Mindy, she’d have her days sober memorized down to the second!
    Also, @ Sue, I’m 40 something and I look much younger than both Lindsey and her Pimp mom, as do many of my friends. And we are sans botox & plastic surgeons, though I’d love to win the lottery so I could get facials on a weekly basis! Anyway, please don’t ever compare us to Lindsey, It’s offensive to 40 somethings everywhere!

  62. Jordan says:

    I’m guessing that she knows how long she’s been sober, but doesn’t want to say because it’s not as long as she wants people to believe. I still hope she pulls through this and truly gets herself together. I think she needs to stay away from her family no matter how hard it is (her sister included). When she is sober and has her life under control, she may be able to handle them in her life in small doses. Also, SNL doesn’t have a great track record when it comes to drugs, so it’s no surprise they are making light of her situation as if it’s no big deal.

    • duncecap says:

      I agree. Getting a clean break away from her family would be an excellent start. But then she gets a new set of friends and assistants with no backbone or will of their own, or people who just want to strip whatever they can from a sinking ship. She surrounds herself with people who’ll just say yes and never question her or put their foot down on anything. She’s not used to dealing with people stronger than herself. She took care of her family financially as a kid, after all.

      I think a lot of her addiction and issues are fueled by unresolved rage and power. Rage at her parents for relying on her and effing her up and being abusive in front of her and to her.

      Power issues are her addiction and the world she’s created. Maybe even having to take orders from directors, writers and producers became too much for her after a while.

      And if she is in a long slow suicide, I believe that’s a power trip, too.

    • sm255 says:

      Cosign here, especially with the family part.

  63. Justine says:

    Why should she track her sober days? This would mean admitting to having a problem before. Which is not the case. In her world.

    But seriously, what happened to her face? I can’t really put my finger on it, is it the cheeks? The lips? What’s up with her eyes?

    Is there an expert out there who can judge if this is related to various procedures of plastic surgery or really more a sign of health problems? Thanks.

  64. Holden says:

    She looks like hammered shit, I know she is desperate to get out in the public eye again, so much so she’s willing to admit to taking a heroin shit in the street in Tijuana, but she needs to disappear for a little while and clean it up.

  65. yep says:

    my face hurts when i look at her.

  66. Annie says:

    As someone who has struggled with addiction in the past I can tell you there is absolutely.no.way. this young woman is clean. I can tell just by the way she is answering the questions and by looking at her alone. Even if drugs have permanantly damaged her looks there is a look that only active use of hard drugs can give you (red, bleary eyes that just won’t quit watering is a giveaway, another is a greyish skintone that makeup won’t cover), and Lindsay has it in spades. She’s not high out of her skull in this interview but she ain’t clean either, and she’s still getting high frequently, trust.

    • duncecap says:

      some sorts of substances are still in her system, no doubt!
      little off topic:
      I’m disturbed by all the folks saying just to write her off and let her die. Yes, she’s vile and worthy of some, if not all the hate. But would you let someone jump off the golden gate bridge? I am no fan by any means, and I understand that a slow horrid dive over the course of ten years is beyond endurance by most people. But really, no one has the right to sort suicidal types in categories of most worthy to live or die, because there’s no such thing.

      • Annie says:

        It disturbs me very much also how all these TV shows and magazines are still interviewing her, how photographers and fashion designers are still giving her gigs letting her think that she is still some model/pin up girl and how Dina and her publicist keep spewing the same ridiculous lies that everything is wonderful. These people are enabling the very delusions that are Lindsay’s main problem – it’s like they are giving her a gun to shoot herself in the head, just more slowly. Surely they are not blind and can see the same mentally ill ADDICT dying before their eyes that we can. While it’s true that you can’t force someone to get help if they had any moral backbone they would never enable her either. Seems nobody close to her cares if she lives or dies, so long as they can make money off her, including her own mother. Now don’t get me wrong, I think Lindsay is a rotten person, I think she might even be a sociopath capable of commiting more severe crimes than what she’s already done. But the fact that people can just sit there and try to make money off her while she’s dying is simply heartless.

  67. Jessica says:

    at this point everyone should just say screw it and leave her to her own demise. She seems to have a deathwish.

    I Don’t feel sorry for poor little Lindsay. She’s NOT clean and sober by ANY means.

    LL will be dead before age 30. She’s had WAY WAY too many chances and she clearly does not give a damn in any way, shape or form, so at this point just let her die. She seems to want that anyways, She’s not even trying to get sober and clean. Everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie.

  68. Pilar says:

    She looks terrible. I feel sorry for her. She may come across like liar and a spoilt brat but look at her parents and role models. She never had a chance.
    What surprised me was that the new judge in her case stopped drug/alcohol testing her. The previous judges did and she used to fail on a regular basis. I guess they just want her out of the system now and knows that if she gets tested she will just violate her probation, But i suspect that is why she looks worse then ever. Cheek implants and plastic surgery dont give you a double chin.

  69. SCREEEE says:

    So… interesting (?) how she toootally brushes off the notion of temptation. As the CB Crackie Crew have noted time and again, addicts should NOT expose themselves to the intense temptation of the party scene, but this bitch is fronting like that ain’t even no thang, she’s just “not into it” any more. PLEASE, GIRL. We’re gossip-wh*res, we know EXACTLY when you were last out on the town with vacant eyes.

    Still lying, still in denial. It reminds me of people I know somewhat, which would be sad… but it’s layered with so much douchebaggery that I’m just grossed out.

    • Mich says:

      Amen! A perfect post and a perfect analysis of why she grates. She was never an ‘addict’ like the recently departed songbird, she just needed to ‘grow up/learn from her mistakes/and take responsibility because it is all about accountability’. She is TOTALLY “crack is whack” fronting. It seems like many members of the “CB Crackie Crew” (love it and think it needs to be a t-shirt!) are as familiar with addiction, ‘the rooms’ and the talk as they are with Crack Shenanigans a la Lohan. Even if multiple rehab stints didn’t get her clean, they clearly taught her what to say during a ‘share’.

  70. Kimbob says:

    Let me get this straight…Matt asks her how long she’s been clean & sober. Cracken replies, “It’s been awhile. It’s been a long time.”

    No, no, no, no, NO, & NO!!! Lie…lie…lieing crack ho!

    People in recovery have a “clean date,” or “sobriety date,”….and THEY KNOW THE EXACT DATE. They celebrate it each year. At the VERY LEAST they mark the occasion by going to a meeting & picking up a chip/medallion (AA) or a key fob (NA). She’s SUCH A DAMN LIAR.

    Oh, & I’m a little disappointed in Matt. Like I predicted yesterday, she’s doing the interview because there are “givens.” I.e., he assured her he wasn’t going to hammer her hardly at all.

    At the very least, Matt should have followed up her sorry-ass answer by asking WHAT HER SOBRIETY/CLEAN DATE IS.

    Everyone posting on this sorry biotch knows she’s lieing.

  71. dorothy says:

    It’s this kind of crap that made me stop watching Matt Lauer,

    • Kimbob says:

      @dorothy, glad you brought up about Matt Lauer also. What makes me really sick to my stomach is that he makes so, SO MUCH $$$, & then we have this type of “fluffy” interview. Wasn’t he holding out for some big bucks here recently when his contract was about to expire? I mean…really….I’d take 1/3 of his salary & make it a REAL interview. This is just such bullshit!

  72. duncecap says:

    This makes BritBrit’s guesting on How I Met Your Mother look good.

  73. skuddles says:

    How can she possibly hope to float her “I’m sober” line of BS when she was photographed just a few weeks back (AMFAR event) wasted out of her wee mind? I’m not sure what I marvel at more – the fact she lies so blatantly (and thinks she’s getting away with it) or the fact she’s still alive….

  74. Camille (The original) says:

    I remember her when she was pretty. It is so sad what she has done to herself and what an a-hole she has become.

  75. LeeLoo says:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if her mom is fuelling her addiction at this point. WO seems just a cracked out these days and I’m sure it has only exacerbated the evil bitch’s desire for money.

    People need to remember that Lindsay was raised in a household where telling the truth was bad. If she told the truth to her dad, she would get the crap beaten out of her. Her mother taught her to never tell the truth. I’m not justifying Lindsay’s behavior because she could realize that it is wrong but I understand the root causes of her constant lying. Short of getting out from Dina’s influence, there is no way she will ever get clean. At least it’s Dina because I know she will have no problem living with herself when Lindsay dies and trying to cash in on her death.

    • Amanda says:

      WO is awful but Michael Lohan truly frightens me, after watching him flip out on Celebrity Rehab I’d be terrified to be in the same room as that man.

    • duncecap says:

      Her parents were and still are monsters. The prospect of them raising children gives me chills.

      Also, Lindsay provided for them as a kid. That’s a whole other level of sad.

      the most attention Lindsay would get is after she dies and a movie is made about her. A pretty young starlet will go to great physical lengths to play her, shave her head, have prosthetics on her chin, glue on the patchy extensions just right.

      Best actress nomination.
      Best makeup nomination.

      Emma Stone in the lead role.

  76. G says:

    What kind of “friend” takes a recovering addict to a bar?

    The worst thing that could happen to her is to make a comeback without making a recovery. Sad that no one loves her enough to point this out to her.

  77. Anastasia says:

    What the f–kity f–k f–k did she do to her cheeks????

  78. Ana says:

    I feel somewhat sorry for Lindsay, today I was watching the first part of her E! True Hollywood story, and she was talented, she had everything going for her and could have been a true actress, famous for her work rather than famous for what she has become. :(

    Unfortunately I think that in between three to six months we’ll be discussing her death. I am hoping this won’t be the case, but I’ve got this intuitive feeling about it…

  79. reddmasters says:

    I am so torn bc I want to watch SNL to see Jack White BUT do not want to give ratings to any show LiLo appears on!

  80. Calli P says:

    Okay, a few things struck me:

    1- an addict recovered knows, absolutely, their date of sobriety.
    2- an addict recovered admits that every day is a struggle
    3- an addict recovered is acutely aware that they could have caused his/her own death many times over
    4- an addict recovered is brutally hones with herself and others about her addiction
    5- an addict recovered does not laugh off these topics, but is respectful of and grateful for her sobriety.

    She uses a lot of distancing language when she talks about addiction- never from the first person, ‘me, I’, She is not a recovered addict, but still just an addict, and it is really just so friggin’ sad.

  81. Medusa says:

    Of COURSE Whitney’s death doesn’t resonate with her because SHE IS IN DENIAL that her situation is basically the same.

    “That’s not me!”

    Yes, girl, it in fact is.

  82. Franny says:

    I want to believe her when she says she is clean and sober and a home body…but we’ve all seen of all of the pictures of her out and partying so that is obviously hard to swallow.

  83. juju says:

    Hate, I mean really Hate that blond hair !! she looks like Donetella. And what is up with her face ??? Why would somebody so young get botox or what ever she did to her face, it doesnt look normal !! She starting to look abnormal and creepy !!

  84. the original bellaluna says:

    “I am clean and sober,” says Blohan. She sure doesn’t LOOK clean (I’m talking personal hygiene as well as drugs); and she DOES KNOW that “sober” means no drinking alcohol, doesn’t she?

    Strikes eleventeen-thousand-two-hundred-forty-two and -three, Crackie.

  85. lili says:

    She looks and sounds like a transvestite!!

  86. sm255 says:

    You know, despite you bitches on this site, I’m actually going to believe her this time. She hasn’t had any shenanigans done as of late and she does sound somewhat legit. We don’t know what’s going on behind closed doors so I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt and see how she does with this given opportunity.

  87. erika says:

    god pls save lindsay lohan

    amen

  88. anon33 says:

    HOLY MARY MOTHER TO GOD

    I thought the pictures were bad!!! This is horrible. That video was SCARY. She looks like Chuckie!! HER FACE IS SO F–KED UP YOU GUYS.

    /goes back to read the comments

  89. aprayerforthewildatheart says:

    I don’t get how LL’s going to play Liz in any film. It looks like she’s lost almost all her real hair. I hate to comment on how LL looks, but it’s in the context of obvious drug use. I feel like I’m looking at a dying woman who should be in a hospital. Whatever she’s doing it’s tearing her apart on the inside, and on the outside.

    Why isn’t Dina forcing her into rehab, if Jaime and Lynn Spears could do it for Britney, she could to it for LL. Guess she’s too busy pimping out her other kids. I despise that woman, I know LL’s no prize, but shouldn’t someone, especially her own mother do something to help her? LL may not want the help, but she’s dying! And she has money right now to pay for rehab FFS! I hate what I’m seeing…

    • duncecap says:

      Dina is the last person who should be Lindsay’s conservator. When they go out together Dina just follows Lindsay around. She’s definitely the passive one and Lindsay is in charge, just like always.

      Who was it that described Dina looking like a dumb puppy in Lindsay’s presence? Completely spot on. She can barely take care of herself, let alone lindsay. She and Michael are both completely horrible.

  90. HappyJoyJoy says:

    Called it once, calling it again. She fancies herself a “star” a relevant one too. She probably romanticizes about the idea of the “27 Club”, so I’m telling you. She’s holding out until 27 and then OD.

  91. dena says:

    She can’t even steadily look into the man’s eyes when answering him. Liar.

  92. crispy says:

    opiates give you a raspy voice becuase they dehydrate you. im guessing thats it, it sounds very similar to how i have sounded when i was on them.

  93. LBeees says:

    I don’t know people. I agree with everything everyone said.

    That being the case, you never do know what will make someone wake up and change. Change comes from within, it’s a cumulative process. I hope she finds that small bit inside her that calls for a healthy life, hears it, and acts on it. I pray for her, and for all the people who go through these half-lives unhappy and alone.

  94. Kim says:

    Ive never known a sober person who didnt know EXACTLY how many days/years they have been sober.

    Sad. She is so in denial and obviously doesnt have any good people around her.

  95. Jayna says:

    At 25 getting you’re cheeks done is sad. I noticed the moment she did it. She was going somewhere looking a mess but you could see the change in her face. This was an adorable-looking girl who has effed her looks up. Very sad. If I was her agent I would demand her face goes back natural and she goes to auburn hair. If she quit the drugs, her career would be back on track in a second. Looking like her mother at 25 and fake bleached hair is going to keep her in her D list status forever.

  96. Shy says:

    I didn’t heard a single word she said. Whole time I was just staring at her face. At her cheeks. And that video from her SNL… It’s even worse. Her head is moving to different directions and in movement it’s even worse.

    I can’t believe that sane person could do that to her body. How could young person under 30 do that? Why? And keep in mind that she is not fat. She is very thin. But still her face is bloated and fat. Like it belongs to different body.

    And does she understand that her original face will never come back now? What career she thinks she will have? She can’t play young pretty women now. She doesn’t look like one. She looks like 38 years old trailer park hooker.

    And also – is she getting bold under that wig? It kind of looks like it. Maybe she was bleaching her hair so much that it began to fall out.

  97. megs says:

    I’m so sick of hearing reporters say how talented she has. Why does everyone say that? Like she won an oscar when she was 12 or something. She made craptastic teen movies. Come on.

    She is bloated because that’s what her face looks like when she isn’t skin and bones from only eating pills and doing heroin and coke.I doubt she is sober, but she probably just stepped down to social user of lighter drugs from daily hardcore addict.

    I always feel the need to remind people she once said that she saw all the attention britney spears got from the press and she wanted it. she created the media circus around herself and she loves every minute of it good or bad. Her fake fat injected designer boobs and restylne lip injection are so gross.

  98. dena says:

    If she truly was in recovery, she wouldn’t be so afraid to address the Whitney question.

    And why is she so afraid of death if her life is on the right path now?

  99. Bellabumbum says:

    NBC is banking on Lohan dying in a boozed and cracked out blaze of freckled glory like Whitney. They will have exclusive footage of her on SNL and interviews with Matt Lauer to play during the death & funeral watch. Maybe they’ll get the exclusive during sweeps.
    Networks don’t help people out of the goodness of their hearts.
    As far as the liver failure, I’d expect to see her skin jaundiced (turning yellow). I’m not denying she is probably lying about how long she has been “sober”, but I’ll bet her lawyer has cautioned her about giving any dates related to her ongoing probation. If she fell off the wagon, the court would not look favorably upon that…and we all know she did, so Lohan did what Lohan always does, smoke and mirrors, evade, evade, evade.

    • Boo says:

      The court stopped testing her for everything a long time ago; as far as it is concerned, she can go booze and drug herself to death as long as she doesn’t cost them any additional money. And that seems to be exactly what she is doing. If the court gave a shit about it, Judge Stephie would say, “Lindsay, even though your report is GLOWING, you look tweaked out of your gourd; let’s run down and have a quick drug test, mkay?” But she doesn’t.

      • Bess says:

        Boo,

        I had been wondering why the judge wasn’t ordering drug testing b/c LL definitely doesn’t look like a sober, healthy 25 year old woman. As you wrote, it must be about money and the fact that they’ve given up on trying to help her.

  100. anytime says:

    those injections never, ever look good. why do people do this to themselves? and -pay- for it??

  101. Bjd says:

    Sorry, but I was married to an alcoholic, and they always know how long they’ve been sober! She’s lying. And that face and hair! What has happened!?! Ack! Dreadful!!

  102. ViloDeMenus says:

    Poor thing hardly has any hair left,you can now see nearly a dozen “keratin plugs” on the top of her head, the sides still somewhat covered. She’s literally been balded by her hairdresser. It’s not that I don’t agree with the article, but I hope she can pull some small career together and realize she needs to walk away on her own terms and then go and have a life. She’s obviously not tough enough for the business and never will be. Each project will bring back the old demons until it kills her if she doesn’t leave. She won’t and remember Matt’s comments about Whitney, they seem foretelling to me. I wish her luck she’s going to need all the luck she can get.

  103. Quinn says:

    God, I am BORED of this girl…she’s not remotely interesting anymore, even in a train wreck sort of way…NEXT.